The very best of crackbone part 1

[Richardydyret]

240p, me meet again.

[KeyRaven]

3:52 best part

[legoguy217]

Wait a sec... My steam user used to be name head hunter... And I used to Play Z.P.S.... O_O

[jogador134]

I will never forget the time I played with him on Zombie Panic, funniest and most epic day of my life!

Note to fans: Crackbone has a facebook :D

[Madfumble]

"i hope no one's claustrophobic"

"or a FAGGOT"

simply brilliant

[Deadleycheetah77]

LOL

0:34 - 0:39

[shitfi]

When I fancy a laugh, I just stick this shit on

[SuperDarkserpent]

@Kotoszayel why? Isn't that completely against being a Christian?

[Kotoszayel]

Crackbone was the Norwegian killer. Someone on CS told him to get a life, he took 91 while screaming "destroyed.."

[ashisturtwig123]

@Kotoszayel what please explain

[Kotoszayel]

@ashisturtwig123 ever heard of the Norwegian killer?

[ashisturtwig123]

@Kotoszayel ya was that the thing that happened resonly?

[Kotoszayel]

@ashisturtwig123 yah. Christian Fundamentalist killed over 100 people

[AceOfSpadez748]

what did he say in the beginning? "attention!" ?

[gcreaven]

Do you think his neighbors hate him?

[XXXGRiDXXX]

@gcreaven Its extremely Likely

[USMCcShadow1]

crackbone plays now lol

[Scottyliar]

KILL THAT BULLSHIT KILL THAT BULLSHITTEJGBSIUB AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH GUUURRRAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! CUT THEM FAGGOTS UP. SITDOWNASSHOLE

[whitecrap1]

GET THE FAGGOT!

[Naroon201]

CUT 'EM UP

[t50j50]

top 3 badasses

1: chuck norris

2: bruce lee

3: bruce willis

top 1 crackbones

1: crackbone

[Megadude778]

Sid'own Asshole.

[maddash24seven]

"Any expert tips for a new player such as myself?"

"Yuh."

"Like what?"

"Cut them faggots up."

Sage advice.

[pimpinlobstaa]

i had him on my friends list like 5 months ago hopefully he remembers me pimpinlobsta anyways it was the real crackbone i was physced that he was the real one i got a funny story recored about his uncle and cats he told me sad thing is he told me he wasnt going to play on steam anymore i waited for him to come back online i waited for over 300 days it said he never came online so i delted him i wish he would have came back anyway crackbone if your ready this add my steam its Slagoo

[dajman24]

15 peoples brains are composed of human feces, marshmallows and tar.

[monicapw1]

that game looks retarded lol

[blackrosebasser]

@monicapw1 It is one of the best. And it is free.

[MultiSteamGames]

I actually playd whit him in Zombie Panic Source. And i was zombie and he was survivor. I killed him, and he was SO mad xD It was so fun. So i decided to diss him :p And FUCK he was sometimes jelling and screaming! Hahaa. Hes like a little child.

[LQUINNO]

then start sugar free asswhole!

[BandLeafStorm]

I actually met crackbone on year ago on zombie panic :D he's fucking crazy >.>

[worldof90]

This inspired me to make a sandvich.

[evanoconnor3082]

hey i think i was one of those zombies on zps

[neutralizer28]

ive played with him visit my channel

[Toonlink003]

5 People DOn't Got They Braindawgs!

[FaberFallout]

my teacher asked me if theres one person in the world you could meet who would it be.

i said crackbone.

3 other kids in the class laughed there asses off.

[worldofwarcraft600]

crackbone died from cancer R.I.P

[luigiwa]

WAT DA SHIT

[TheAlexrice]

I actually talked to survivorman himself and i asked if he knew anyone with the name crackbone, he said "Yeah you asshole, any more questions faggot?"

[TheAlexrice]

Cut em' up...... Words to live by.

[CheyenneHorror]

My ass

[hunterziegelmann]

He play gmod?

[Demondude89]

"SIT DOWN ASSHOLE."

[PlayerNegative1]

There should be a Crackbone achievement.

[enjoymusic1014]

Crackbone needs some kind of award

[jacknettle]

I feel honored to have played with Crackbone... and to be publicly insulted on a server.

[PhenomenalOne12]

That asshole is a goddamn legend !

[tailsnintendo]

Every games need a crackbone.

[maddash24seven]

I'm didn't know Sam Rockwell had a Steam account...

[Jakzerstoren]

LISTEN IM ON MAH BACK!!

[JesusxXxLovesxXxYou]

ROFL thank you so much for making this consolidation of Crackbone moments

[Ortegala]

"OH GOD, GRENADE!!!!!!!!!!!"

[dnuofntsol]

Man it would be so awesome if Crackbone made a live cameo appearance in a zombie movie. Even if he was short lived. It would be so epic for us internet gamer types. Kinda like how X-men 3 featured the "I'm the Juggernaut bitch" thing.

[kalerane]

Crackbone: Get that Asswhole!.... OH GOD GRANADE!!! LOL

[WARMAKER1814]

there in the bathroom! the lavitory my faggots!

[TheAirsoftdog]

I've got'em braindawg:D soooo funny

[Link123941]

Hope no ones closterphobic.......

Crackbone: OR A FAGGOT

[chicasurfista011]

Crackbone in Gman Squad is the best!

[Gibson889]

hahahah he uses the terms "bullshit" "faggot" and "asshole" to mean just about anything

[PaulHark9]

*Bp Ceo to gulf coast oil rig manager after watching this* CUT EM UP CUT THOSE JUMBOLEGS FAGGOTS ASSHOLES UP THAT GOE EAT THEM BRAINDAWGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[melikeit23]

Does crackbone still play zps lol? I always see someone named ~~~Crackbone~~~

or something like xxCrackbonexx 

[Trigoel7]

@melikeit23 im not sure if he still plays it or not. but i know his name is just Crackbone with no add-ons or anything.

[PinoyPogiman]

@Trigoel7 he is still palying on steam, but sadly he doesnt play anymore zombie panic. :(

2days last online.....

[Jyuji]

@PinoyPogiman He still online, but he's very fun to hang around with. I should make him dress up as his Grunt self and go around a convention swearing at everyone.

[PinoyPogiman]

@Jyuji yeah, tried adding him but......unfortunately he didnt accept but havent denied it?

[Jyuji]

@PinoyPogiman He doesn't like anyone adding him unless you played with him, he's quite fun to hang around with and yesterday, he was talking about "Tits or Dicks" to the other team cause I was playing as a female NPC and they shot me for teaming up with Crackbone.

[PinoyPogiman]

@Jyuji hmm, i dont want to be a stalker but maybe playing with him might make my days. i just wonder what he plays nowadays cuz this guys a fuckin legend!

[thomasgangsta]

@Trigoel7 He moved profile that's why

[unnoon]

@Trigoel7

He's more into tf2 these days

[folken53]

@melikeit23 I've played with him once! xD, it was soooo much lols xD

[krauser101fan]

@melikeit23 i only know its CRAKBONE all caps

[18drex]

@melikeit23 No hes "CRACKBONE"

[yoyoyokiller]

@melikeit23 He rarely plays do to his offline activity

[MrBoxen]

I played with crackbone the other day, He said to me Give me your gun asshole, give me your bullshit! Stop your asshole and give me your faggit gun

[LucanJacups]

It makes no sense but goddammit it's hilarious.

[OmegaWeaponX2]

@LucanJacups After a while, it starts making sense, which makes it even more hilarious

[mikeyjay200]

4:07 is the BEST PART! shut ya asshole.. shut ur bullshit!

[Sangheilitat117]

I hope no one's claustrophobic.

Or a faggot.

[Area51T]

@Sangheilitat117 I bet a bunch of marines are "respawning" in your asshole right now huh, faggot?

[Shomarrok]

@Sangheilitat117 GODDAMNIT SANG GTFO THE INTERWEBZ! I DONT NEED TO BE BROWSING AND SEE YOU! YOUR IN BOOTCAMP NOW!!! well until 3 days from now. BUT STILL GTFO

[Sangheilitat117]

@Shomarrok lol do I know you in real life or something.

[JeannotvanBerlo123]

0:50 - ROFLCOPTER "goddammit you piece of shit you hit me with your sledge faggots"

[imabigman47]

xantos sucks he passed a rumor that crackbone died he did not he doesnt got dem brain dawgs

[grunthunter44]

@imabigman47 Stev made up the rumor, not Xanatos.

[1337ERIK1337]

LOL "i hope noones cloustrophobic"  "....or a faggot"

[sauron7775]

RIP Crackbone

[Oxygen97]

@sauron7775 he aint dead u moron stev just started it as a joke then it got serious

[StarTrekKid729]

im so sad crackbone died... :(

[Austinchan077]

@StarTrekKid729 he didnt die it wus a roomer in ur asshole

[SorgOfficial]

@Austinchan077 HEY AUSTIN!!!!!!

[Austinchan077]

@SorgOfficial lol sup joe.

[glitchTF]

"Its sugar free Asshole!"

[batman4ever666]

crackbones a god!!!!!

[layger7]

i Hope nobody's claustrophobic

OR A FAGGOT! XD hahahahaha

[nguyenkhan202]

Who is crackbone? lol

[jillsandwhichlol]

LOL I hope no one's claustrophobic........ OR A FAGGOT

[actionjackson9000]

"how bout them goddamn jumbo legs, asshole?"

[purplejim8]

"I climbed up them pipe faggots." -Crackbone

[vampiros999]

crack bones is almost like a legend xD

[stardustlilly]

It's people like Crackbone that makes games so much more fun

[gvstaylor]

What game in this video?

[Trigoel7]

@gvstaylor its a computer game called zombie panic source

[gvstaylor]

@Trigoel7 How much is it?

[Trigoel7]

@gvstaylor  i have absolutely no idea i just know its a computer game

[Austinchan077]

@Trigoel7 its free but u need a source game to run it

[WorstDoublesPartner]

@gvstaylor its free.

[WyrmSaint]

@gvstaylor Its free, though you need like, CS:S to play it because its a mod

[R4wJaw]

@gvstaylor It's a mod, and it's free. You just have to have Half Life 2 already.

It's $19.99 through Steam:

[porsh24]

@gvstaylor Its free. You need a source game

[andy12345678912]

@gvstaylor All you need is Half-life 2.

[AngelHound096]

@gvstaylor Zombie panic is a Free mod for halflife 2

If you have halflife 2 go to Steam and download it for free, or to the zombiepanic website

[Trigoel7]

@AngelHound096 Crackbone has good fans that help eachother :)

[peinus420]

@gvstaylor free if you buy orange box from steam

[vsguru6]

who the fuck is crackbone

[zed617]

I had an engineer on my team in TF2 once named sawbones. Sounded like this guy but with an accent that kinda mimics the engineer with an old-west style...

:U

[BibleStorm]

Oh shit. I meant to send the quote 'They're gonna spawn in my asshole' to the mate who linked me to this video but I accidentaly sent it to a girl I was talking to...

[OmegaWeaponX2]

@BibleStorm XD epic fail

[BibleStorm]

@OmegaWeaponX2 Pretty funny though. Once I got over the shock and explained it (that was hard) I couldn't stop laughing. Wish I could see her face when she read it.

[87supertoaster]

braindawgs

[atreyu603]

OH LOOK AT DAT BULLSHIT OMG HOLY SHIT LOOK AT DAT,LOOK AT DAT WOAAH BULLSHIT! lol copyright crackbone

[lafty1970]

Haha, oh Crackbone

[753345]

he's very good at Demoralizing the zombies with all the shouting :DDDD

[Cuturfaceup]

0:55-0:58 Thumbs Up lol FTW

[13motored13]

crackbone is a legend

[majorwoody1az1]

lol let open the faggot the you gata open from the ass whole them bullshit faggots hahahahahah 5:41

[Seeno321]

Completely awesome. Well done.(:

[ToxicKetchup22]

I love this man.

[PIVOTJUNKEE]

Crackbone is the tourettes guy of video games.

[XxCpimpXx]

i wish i knew this guy xD

[doomincarnate]

i just realised i quote him almost everyday without noticing lol

[PlushNunchucks]

If any military had at least 12 soldiers with crackbone's balls they'd always be on the winning side of any war from past to now to the future.

[The111DooD]

It's funny cause for all the trash talk he does he actually knows how to and is good at playing the game.

[bryced185]

haha!

[MrEminem2787]

asshole

[xTxRxExNxTx]

hope no one's claustrophobic... or a FAGGOT!

[XxCpimpXx]

3:09 to 3:17 fucking hilarious

[skyarch88]

HAHAHAAHA! "Open me in my asshole with your bullshit!" 6:45

[blackbombs]

I'm chewing about 8 pieces of chewing gum simultaneously, I'm actually considering fetching some more pieces, ya know?

[LocDogAndNyko]

You just copied the video of Machinima and assorted them.

[AliG200]

their not Machininam's videos and if you read the description he gives Credit to Xanatos who made the vids

[Trigoel7]

at least someone realized it

[sammyisback]

btw i can see a Machininam's symbol in the bottom left corner for most of the vid :)

[Thyphix]

He must have tourettes or something, replacing words with profanity :I funny stuff tho!

[XxCpimpXx]

oh my god that made me piss myself

[D3m0nH1tm4n]

Lets go hunt them faggots! Lmme get my stamina, replenish my asshole!

[Zafrondude3000]

ITS GAWD SUGAR FREE ASSHOLE!!!

[bustacap00]

how bout those god damn jumbo legs asshole

[DickWindsor]

@dropintospace, so right, western PA accent!!

[Zafrondude3000]

@DickWindsor hes speak norwegian in a youtube vid lol

[JSUSCHRIST007]

i would feel honerd to be shouted at by crackbone... and pissing myself with laughter XD

[OmegaWeaponX2]

@JSUSCHRIST007 YOU CAN'T EVEN TALK!!!!!

[dropintospace]

this dude aint from norway. thats a Pennsylvania accent (and classic PA curse words)

[Vanelence649]

3:36 most funniest part

[Vanelence649]

I LAUGHED MY ASSHOLE OFF at the "OH GOD, GRENADE" part LOLOL

[zantoine]

I hope no ones claustrophobic

.....

or a faggot

LOOL

[d2freak05]

"Got any tips for a new player such as myself?"

"Yeah."

"What?"

"Cut them faggots up."

[gilamobsterdoom]

wats he saying at 4:47?

[Trigoel7]

crackbone: "im chewing about 8 pieces of chewing gum simultaneously and im kinda conceiving fetching some more pieces ya know??

random guy: " your gunna rot your teeth

crackbone: " ITS GOT SUGAR FREE ASSHOLE!!"

[TALOS7887]

Brains for the Brain Dawg God!

All hail Crackbone

[JelluhBB]

Crackbone is a god.

[SiiKxPsYcHox]

theres a much better quality vid of this called the great zombie killer competition with source mod todd by machinima

[Trigoel7]

yeah thats where i got about 75% of this video. that video is what made me want to get a best of video of crackbone and i just searched a bunch of vids put them together and made this

[brotherofgurnip]

i loled at "i hope no ones claustraphobic... or a FAGGOT!"

[Blacktears42]

"SUGARFREE ASSHOLE" priceless

[NAPREDATOR]

crackbone is amazing, and i think people should donate to him lots of money

[MistaNugga]

" hope no one is claustaphopic....or a FAGGOT!"

lmao!

[itasuke4ev]

lemme get my stamina....replenish my asshole...

[SethnRodney]

WHAT THE SHITT!!!

Lol priceless

[Hummbuckerz23]

lol i know this guy :D in my dod clan lol

[Infuru]

wow that last part was cool with everyone trying to get in the bathroom

[oTHEoDUDEo]

0:52 : Fuck you headhunter, you piece of shit, hitting me with your god damn sledge faggots...

LMAO::::::::::::::::