Mass Effect - Lila and Femshepard Romance conclusion

[EX0DD]

5 minuets thats more than enough time

[RockXuXA]

I didnt know this could be possible on ME, WTF T.T

[MadHamlet]

@Bianca2467 Nice Spam.

I played your sister on my billards table. Typically, I got her free.

Want to know how? Ask your Dad.

[11COMICNERD]

its LIARA, not "lila"

[MadHamlet]

@11COMICNERD

Wow. What, are you some sort of crusader tracking down oversights and errors chronologically? Took your sweet time getting here.

[11COMICNERD]

@MadHamlet just a friendly correction, damn.

[MadHamlet]

@11COMICNERD Well, sheesh, I'll just change it to 'AmicableHamlet' and buy the world a coke.

[lordnuck33]

better then the romance from ME2

[XboxAnnihilator]

Who's Lila???

[11COMICNERD]

@XboxAnnihilator thats what i asked HIM and he snapped at me.

[XboxAnnihilator]

@11COMICNERD lol I read that. What a prick

[MadHamlet]

@XboxAnnihilator Oh no, you completely misunderstand. Since you're all just a random bunch of faceless people on the net, I'm completely without empathy for you, your feelings or futures. On the other hand I enjoy practicing verbal bitchslappery, so it's that, or I come to your house and run a cheese grater across your gum-line.

You can thank me now.

Mmmm...space lesbians.

[XboxAnnihilator]

@MadHamlet ...

[TheMostDefinately]

It's good that they have a lesbian romance option.

P.S.

yeah

[sonicwingnut]

Damn it's taking ages to get to the lesbian alien scene, I'm pretty amazed at the controversy surrounding this, someone should point out it takes less effort and meaningful conversation to get laid in real life. Admittedly in real life it dosen't increase my gamerscore, but then increasing your gamer score dosen't get you laid either.

[SpacePigeon5]

HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

[MadHamlet]

@SpacePigeon5

Shakespeare just announced his retirement claiming he cannot compete with such literary and lingual mastery such as yours.

[EsotericSanity]

purple boobies :D

[MadHamlet]

Color blind commenters.

[EsotericSanity]

@MadHamlet

Towards the end, she looks more purple, but only because of the lack of light. Still.... I like purple boobies :D

[guzarche3]

@EsotericSanity  They aren't purple they're BLUE

[catsndogs98]

Dood! Dat ass.

[KupoXP]

I wish the sex scenes were like this in Mass effect 2 -_- this was awesome.. lol I always figured that Shepard would be ontop ^^

[rv3aqs]

i lol'd

[AzngameFreak03]

VV Smells of Trolls

[DonJokeen]

This had a mass effect.....

IN MY PANTS!!!!

[MadHamlet]

@DonJokeen The Mass Effect is the alteration of the mass of an object to near zero mass thereby making relativistic speeds possible. In the question of the contents of your pants I doubt there would be much effort.

You are half right though- your girlfriend mentioned you're light speed in bed. She can't even blink before it's over.

[DonJokeen]

@MadHamlet

Boner jokes are often beyond your grasp, aren't they?

[MadHamlet]

@DonJokeen

As about as much as your actual boner is beyond yours; must be tough, waiting for the day they'll make surgical tools precise enough to grasp something so small.

Oh yes, I deleted the other two copies you accidentally posted of the exact same message. No need to thank me, I didn't want you to offer too much idiocy is such a small space on the internet.

[DonJokeen]

@MadHamlet

Dude chill. You need to get a sense of humor and be less insecure. The joke was not aimed at you. I know mass effect is a science reference. I turned it into a penis reference.

At least it wasn't a video of dead clown being raped.

[KupoXP]

@MadHamlet *clap clap clap* That was awesome.

[UCanCallMeJesus1]

@DonJokeen ok that made me laugh so hard! XD

[erttheking]

"sigh" all this for liara and all we get for tali is a two second kiss, And we don't even see her goddamn face! That would've made the whole thing worthwhile

[FleetlordAvatar120]

Playa!

[limage84]

I find asari strangely attractive. I'd totally bang an asari man f that lol

[MadHamlet]

1. Ew.

2. There are no Asari males.

3. I'm more grateful than ever before that

it is so.

4. Seriously. Ew.

[Trinitrotoluo]

@limage84

You aint the only one who wants to bang an Asari! Freaking love the Asari design! looks so super feminine somehow...? and being an all female race makes it even hotter!

Dam joker, he just had to ruin round 2!!

girl wanting to bang an Asari is hot too ; )

[Beasty10000]

Gigity X 40

[Rakafeth]

Neat

[SickPunkJuggaloMix]

Lmao The deleted scene from avatar jk

[PhatalPhury]

"Ready for round two?"

Classic Shepard.

[BeekersSqueakers]

The guys at BioWare must've been just screwing around for the fun of it at this point.

[Usul573]

Really makes you think about how much time went into every moment in making the game.

[Bjornnoo]

is this all before you go to Ilos?

[lgvereor]

This scene happens as you enter Ilos, I happened to end up with the biggot Williams my first time around because I got Liara late.

If you want Liara grab her immediately as soon as you get the assignment.

[Carnage1235]

I laughed at 0:54, was anybody else reading the 2nd option?

"Yes!!"

[aukuse]

<:D

[GeeKNoLife]

ass dat

[jess3336677]

uhhhhhh um yeah no

[ArsenalDave04]

lol joker is such a mood kill

[Yutikay]

weehuu

femshepard is gay on a blue alien

^,^

all these scenes are getting high views

naughty boys!

[ProjectExodus]

Incredibly tasteful sex scene! And one of videogames first (proper) ones as well.

Just too bad that Bioware lost their marbles in their later games.

[1stb1]

scissor me timbers!!!!

[mumbojumbozigzag]

"ready for round 2" xD

roflcopter

[PapaAnon]

Haha the news acted like this scene they had a strap on xD. Well for all you guys wondering about M2 they took the Butts out. Now having sex with a character is just making out with them.

[toolshuggah]

That was hot. Best game ever

[bigdragon8me]

sweet

[jimday666]

umm, smurfette's ass?

[EspaniaBerserk]

My second shepard is exactly like yours ;)

My first one has a more brown skin and is on the good side :D

[Hikikomorisama]

My shepard looks just like your's.

[loganthecracker]

asaris are only females no dip they are lesbians

[KHII]

i dont think they are any specific gender, they just look like females to us

[Blutteufel]

You should probably try playing the game before making yourself look like an idiot.

[selty]

ROUND TWO! AHHAHAAH

[sslifer2]

nice , sexy , yuri

[CameronEdgeF]

HOOOOTTT LESBO ALIEN SEX!!!

[LAGGZZZ]

which part of mass effect is this do i have to stay in that room until she comes in??? i have just finished the krogan breeding center nuclear xplosion and now just in the ship what do i do now for that scene :3

[3ssay]

Just talk to lira after every mission. Don't talk to the dude, other wise they both might think you're interested in them.

[slybroem]

go to ilos. before you land this scene happens. surprised the shit out of me.

[EvangelineSky]

I thought that this was quite romantic.

[2009joshyboy]

wat the? LESBIANS

[GizmoBeam]

ROUND TWO...

FIGHT!

[EvangelineSky]

LOL!

[ricex210]

Man, that is some scandalous shit...a whole 3 seconds of alien ass...

[Wtfxxl13]

I have failed to see why so many people were in an uproar about thise brief scene! They made it out to be fairly pornographic, yet this was done very tastefully. Nothing over the top; just simple and (as far as a sci-fi game goes) realistic.

[KyanisSunweaver]

@Wtfxxl13 I agree that they handled it well. I dislike over the top sex scenes anyway. I prefer the more sweet and tasteful stuff.

[Aspire198]

and they may have actauly complained that it wasnt graphic enough XD. I totally agree with you, it was very well put together.

[DarknapalmBeta]

SETH GREEEEEN !!!!!!

[Th3Und3rDog]

lulz

[bogmire777]

have some class! ashley is where its at not nasty alien woman.

[coldguy2]

the responce of the asari is weird cause her or his eyes turns black :o

[LocustHorde]

either its the joining or shepard knows how to hit the spot lol

[muranziel]

Didn't this stir up some conversation when the game came out?

Lol. 10 seconds from who knows how many hours of game play.

[bongsquad14]

how do you do this?

[MadHamlet]

Well, to get a woman into bed the first thing you have to do is convince her you really CARE about her as a pers-

OH!

You meant in the game.

Meh, same way you have a relationship with any of the other characters just pay attention to blue girl there. Always talk to her between major missions and be sure to say everything nice.

[muranziel]

IIRC, You also need to do the rescue mission second.

[xvincentsminex]

Lol, nice..

[TiroTarasin]

that's fucked up yet sexy, lmao

[lowenjennings]

cool... cross breeding lesbos... giggidy...

[blazinflorida]

lol

[Credithelper75]

Yes...its possible...girl on girl. I didn't know if it was. SSV Normandy Gone Wild! ;-P

[EdikShepherd]

The best role playing game at its finest

[Ganondorfys]

hahah sexy makes me horny fuck yes i wanna join them 2 =P

[boxdynomite3]

strap on?

[BiinjaBoyParkour]

Nice music fits perfect

[ferrariguy25]

Mass Effect ftw

[zio5q]

haha!

[Hakidia]

Ready for round 2 haha.

[COMMYCABOOSE]

Neat! when my gf saw my playthrough sex scene she thought it was a porno.. lol can't wait for number 2!

[jdimon156]

lesbos

[MadHamlet]

CONGRATULATIONS! You sir have won the much favored Eye-Spy-In-The-Sky medal of Morons with DURRR clusters for your ability to remark on the totally obvious. Now if you would be so good as to go outside, point up at that big ball of fire and grunt 'Sun' your life will be complete and the rest of us can look forward to your imminent suicide with anticipation and expectation...like Christmas.

(Though, ha, ha, it's more of Xenos)

[Velocitah]

Try hard reply Hamlet.

I saw boobies in this scene, four infact!

[LordEvallus]

yeah i wonder does the romance continue in mass effect 2 it must have some degree of influence in the game

[Spike12d3]

Mass Effect is rated M, and 14 year olds are probably seeing much more hardcore stuff than this these days either way.

Games should be more open to things like this in their plots, I think it's a sign of quality story that they don't pussyfoot and it's pretty tasteful. Not junk

[raterake]

Very true. I'm tired of the same old apocalyptic crap with just guys running around killing. People barely seem to care for the storyline these days. But a naked alien with breasts is a bit too disturbing.

[Enduran999]

lol, true

[Dicapriod212]

wowza didnt think they'd had it in them to animate this junk for horney 14 year old kids hehe

[MadHamlet]

You are easily the most sadly confused, little pipsqueak of a person I have encountered this week.

[MadHamlet]

Curlva Anyad, baz.

[Alterego912]

better than the other one

[Joakim136]

mass effect 2 with more alien love here I come

[dawidkiller]

yeah i'm waiting ;dd

[TheGameLocation]

hahahah ahahha

[pblennerhassett]

game developers are very quick to put a lesbian sex scene in...im not complaining , that was hallarious though

[enkopingsbo]

no sexy time for joker

[heybabyyah]

I think i saw Shepard's pussy around 2:00

[jamesjiao]

huh? how?

[thanqualhighseer]

lol 2.03 you do not want to keep joker waiting, what! is he next! is shepard going to go through the whole damm crew? dosen`t he have brittle bones already?, better be gentle with him, well if he survived i bet wrex is the last one in there. shepard would be in no condition for anyone else after a krogan love session.

[porpus99]

So you get this after you find out Soverign is a Rever? Im right there, so all is good.

[pikafreaka]

This is on the way to Ilos, after you've done all 4 plot planets and then left the Citadel. Assuming you've got one of the romance subplots lined up, it is possible to skip over it completely.

[DominantDeathform]

Ya sadly I did...

[GOLDSPECTRE77]

by "lined up" what do you mean exactly. basically i spoke to both liara and ashley (i am playing as male shepard) after each main mission (noveria, feros etc.) is that good or not?

[GWShawFujikawa]

ready for round two?^^

[Frez121212]

YEAA!!

[Fulgrim88]

There were four boobs. Thus it was good.

I second that

[rippish]

I hate how they abuse the butt scene, 3 times with different characters, abusive!

[neoboomboom]

ahhhh yeah :P

BOW CHICKA WOW WOW!

[asscrackers6666]

out of all the sex scenes...

i find this one the most arousing

[Jimm9349]

WHAT THE HEK

was that homo???

[MadHamlet]

Technically no.

As one of them is an alien it would be more of a xenosexual relationship. That's being technical. I'm thinking I lost you around the word 'no'.

There were four boobs. Thus it was good.

Settle for that.

[tigerdude]

Yes, but none of them were clearly shown :(

[ReAnimatedVision]

its a game dude not a porn

[JTelli786]

acctually that was lesbo

[rippish]

I'm going with lesbian.

If someone would have buttsex with a male dog it would be gay, right?

[mvcbest]

o may good lesbian ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[xGimpyx]

2nd favorite scene in the game, next to the meeting with Sovereign on Virmire.

1:16 still creeps me out though.

[fashamad]

<333 big time

[chamath1985]

That's it?

[MadHamlet]

Well the bit with the futuristic double-headed sentient dildo that can engage in casual conversation while going pussy spelunking just isn't as cool as it sounds so I put this part up instead.

[apriswajaya]

whoa what? crap i never knew you can do it with fem shepard....

[roflrocketrofl]

lol that would be funny if you could do it with joker seeing as he has that disease and he couldn't do anything pretty much

[LordSovereign7]

lol! poor joker! (roflrockerrofl)

[SpeedBumpRump]

WOW, you know, that was actually very beautiful. It wasn't in any way distastful, it was very passionate and dream-like.

I'm a girl gamer, and I thought it was very nice. Just like a movie. That's the whole point! I noticed it's slightly longer too. I like how her eyes go black, like she's morphing into her true alien form or something. :) "Ready for round 2?" lol

[genralr12]

hey! he said they had 5 minutes! Round 2! come on!!!

[WraithLord900]

Well that was Awesome. :D

[MadHamlet]

Yes. Yes it is but why are all you people watching THIS one? I mean, LESBIANS IN SPACE...I get that but I actually have MADE videos. Y'know editing and lip synch and that shit and no one watches those....WAAAHHH!!

[gaahinafan1232]

this is why....EVERYONE ARE PERVERTS

[MadHamlet]

Perversions or the lack thereof is no excuse for your grammatical illiteracy.

[StreetSamuraiXII]

I see gaahinafan is a pretty cool guy. Eh makes idiot grammar mistakes and doesn't afraid of anything.

[buuten]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[BiinjaBoyParkour]

Damn Liara got a nice body <.<

[BiinjaBoyParkour]

Do you have to be a girl before you can have hot,swetty and nice sex with Liara

[BennettHayes]

by the goddess...that was FUCKIN AMAZING lol

god, that was fuckin lame, CNN made a huge deal over that?

[l33tpete]

Yep. CNN is that anal about games as much as Jack Thompson is anal about guns.

[danger7x7]

I think your reffering to fox news not cnn.

[Deeznutz5150]

So this is how you upgrade Shephard from Spectre to Carpet Muncher. I knew I was doing something wrong by talking to Seth Green (Joker) so much.

[takoon513]

ALIEN LESBIANS HAHAHAHAHAAH

[Batou3]

"I have a girlfriend and she is so blue"

[lexhus]

LOL!!! :D

[pikafreaka]

And now someone's going to have to make an AMV of Mass Effect to Eiffel 65.

[SawdustProductions]

"I heard she was a lesbian."

"That just means she likes what I like."

[Mojito133]

That was wrong. Extremely wrong.

[MadHamlet]

You have instantly and permanently lost all right to your balls.

[Mojito133]

You're kinda right, because I'm a girl. ;)

[MadHamlet]

I'm always right. Who do you think nudged that oh so important chromosome that resulted in you being top heavy and ball-less?

[Zenairo]

lol owned... op wins 5 internets

[stiant06]

Actually, the alien is not a she or he. It is a IT. Though I believe it's a hidden flag to get this through the censure system, this is actually not lesbian or heterosexual sex. There will actually be produced a child based on both gene codes. Anyhow, this is not real, just a game, nothing more.

[randomv3iwer]

Damn that alien was agresive! where is the anal probing! that will make for one hell of acomic relief ha ha

*Looks in disbelief*

ALIEN SEX IS HOT!

lol