@Helgso When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
"When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!! Godberry! King of the Juice!"
When the top comment gives you a quote from the video with a bunch replies adding their own creative twists to content which has at this point been bastardized twice then you FIND A NEW VIDEO!!
I'm kind of disappointed that there wasn't a pun on "testimonials" near the end. Like, "Here are some testimonials from Powerthirst drinkers. TESTOSTERONIALS!!!" That said, "king of the juice" made me lol
this is why i don't watch this channel, don't really think they got funny vids at all, maybe the one in history class, just watch tottaly sketch, way funnier
Running, football, arson, and weddings? It's such a random assortment... wait, no it's not. They all involve running away from the place you started at as quickly as you possibly can, for God's sake man, GET OUT OF THERE!
i have only just realised there is a nonsecond clip after the testimonial of the guy shouting. Some guy in a blue shirt. not sure what he is doing and can't freeze frame on him as it's too fast.
Before there was Red Bull, there was M-150. The parent company sold off Red Bull to a businessman in Austria which tweaked the formula. M-150 is extremely similar to Red Bull but non-carbonated and has a sweet and fruity taste. I am one of the vendors of M-150 and we are currently bringing it to the US market like gas stations, truck stops, bars, clubs, etc. It's sold in Asian markets across the US now. Check it out on Amazon by searching M-150 Energy Drink.
Thumbs up if you are still watching this in 2012
Putinholesinstuff 22 hours ago
"When God gives you lemons you FIND ANOTHER GOD!"
Helgso 1 day ago
@Helgso When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
arnasba1 5 hours ago
KING OF THE JEWS!
williamad 1 day ago
when god gives you lemons you burn god's house down
gmosphere 1 day ago
what the fuck is up with the old spice commercials?? It looks like someone like Cyriak made them...
gorezombiez 1 day ago
Preposterone!!!
Cradboradfy 2 days ago
Thats fuckin disgusting.....i feel lik throwing up on college humor.com i thought they wer chill but they made me sick
jeftru1 2 days ago
@jeftru1 hows this disgusting?
hellman8u 2 days ago
@jeftru1 Lolwut
TensionalSpy 2 days ago
@jeftru1 your just fucking fragile
ProtonPivotXD 8 hours ago
Time for an egg sarnie...
bluntman069 3 days ago
"CAN IT DOUCHE-FAG."
"When God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD."
"GOD-BERRY. KING OF THE JUICE."
MaddieJD22 4 days ago
What is the name of the song at 0:42?
CHoleRecords 5 days ago
Bro Strider has Powerthirst for blood.
Scanzortherax 5 days ago
think fast douche fag
hostilyoshi 5 days ago
When god gives you lemons, Find a new god. Priceless :)
orcaleader 6 days ago
Not even Andre the Giant can beat Humpcatting.
sekretsu 6 days ago
You'll win at everything forever!
WhatJustHappendd 6 days ago
I'm still upset they stole this from picnicface
bodinian 6 days ago
@bodinian actually they hired picnicface
ishouldgetbacktowork 5 days ago
MANANA FIZBITCH and...GUN
kurale10 6 days ago
Give me some of that fizbitch!
partyboi212 1 week ago
@bodinian you have no idea what your talking about do you?
dzsabertooth 1 week ago
This video is from picnicface, collegehumor stole it. ~_~
bodinian 1 week ago
DEAD JESUS RHODEO.
mariachannel1 1 week ago
I clicked for domination.
KillSwitchKing1 1 week ago in playlist The Very Best of CH Originals
My favorite flavor is ... GUN!
And GODBERRY
deagle1111111111 1 week ago
Don't you love it when both of the top comments are quotes from the video everybody just watched?
EdtheBlueNinjaYoshi4 1 week ago
where is the video where it says "youll run as fast as kenyans and have 10000 babies!!"?
ebakes34 1 week ago
@ebakes34 That's the original one. *blink*
kiraina25 1 week ago
THINK FAST, DOUCHE-FAG!
moploplus 1 week ago
King of the jews?
sl270703 1 week ago
you'll win at arson lmao
jlbyrne10 1 week ago
MANANA, FIZZBITCH, and GUN!!!!
samusboi5 1 week ago 11
This actually exists. You just need to mix coke zero with some four loco
Preserbius 1 week ago
proposterone!!!!! lmfao
Toxic0worms 1 week ago
I AM A FIGHTER JET MADE OF BICEPS
TheMikesterman 2 weeks ago
@Raspberry1616 :/
SilverDusk1 2 weeks ago
I want some Juice Springsteen in a Dove.
TheTraumarama2 2 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
FIZZBITCH!
exkaLiiBur 2 weeks ago
Da...daddy?
DJvolli 2 weeks ago
Nappa?
Zellig 2 weeks ago
GUN is my favourite.
Nullll1111 2 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos 32
Anyone notice the guy at 1:48 had piercings? Like....yeah....
Raspberry1616 3 weeks ago
loook the minute 1:55
TheDerch360 3 weeks ago
is the guy at 1:52 on picnic face?
rockets333222 3 weeks ago in playlist The Very Best of CH Originals
When God gives you lemons, you have a lemon party.
You should Google that if you don't know what it is
MortimusKhan117 3 weeks ago 2
@MortimusKhan117
No!!DONT LISTEN TO HIM FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
student5320 2 weeks ago
When God gives you lemons, you make lemon grenades.
LynxRecover 3 weeks ago in playlist The Very Best of CH Originals
its crystal meth in a can!!!!
TheFearedAssasin 3 weeks ago
1815 people are UNEXCEPTIBLE
Beaststa197 3 weeks ago in playlist The Very Best of CH Originals
I always lik CH.com but their prank war vids were the best!
VinneyMartin 3 weeks ago
Lol to the tit piercings xD. Last guy, was that the guy from the first video???? Looks just like him! AAAAAHGGGHHHHHH
d1992minnesota 3 weeks ago
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
Salroah7 3 weeks ago in playlist The Very Best of CH Originals
WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS YOU PISS ON THEM
PEOPLE WONT NOTICE BECAUSE!THEIR COMMAFLAGED
TheNarutoboy123 3 weeks ago in playlist The Very Best of CH Originals
Let me think, gun women or fizzbitch
kevinsharpe97 3 weeks ago
THINK FAST, DOUCHE-FAG
tanksmallcape 3 weeks ago
Portal reference... oh CH!
SuppahPeanut97 3 weeks ago
ok
sWEATINGgOATmILK 3 weeks ago
This was taken fro picnic face! Theyre the guys at the end of the video.
Or am I missing something?
superravmanrampage 3 weeks ago
king of the jews....king of the juice.....CLEVER
GNARWALF 3 weeks ago
Powerthirst is-
AAAAHHHH. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Insomniacwithnolife 3 weeks ago
CAN ANYONE ELSE NOT IGNORE THAT THE D IN MIND IS PARTIALLY CUT OFF? I KNOW. IT MAKES ME FLINCH AND I DONT KNOW WHY.
Blashbuck 3 weeks ago
Why is picnic face in this? :o
trollpantsmcgee 4 weeks ago
Fizzbitch...LOL
TheWarWasp 4 weeks ago
this is picnicface though...
rockafellersquare 1 month ago
0:46
What the hell?!
Hikiru10 1 month ago
this is a rip off of ranger school promo.
tjblob 1 month ago
@tjblob look at the publish date for ranger school promo and look at the publish date for this. Now, who ripped off whom, I wonder?
vagapoeta 4 weeks ago
im so glad collegehumor did the sequel. loved it
machinmaman87 1 month ago
douche-fag i just had more than 4 hundred babies and i gave them energy so i shipped them to kenya
DrSquirrel3 1 month ago
PREPOSTERONE
LOLHAMMER45678 1 month ago
By picnicface.
GabinRevolution 1 month ago
...find a new god.
Nullll1111 1 month ago
think fast douche-fag
Huze17 1 month ago
Oh God. It took me 4 1/2 years, but I just got the 'king of the juice' phrase.
sideburnsbob 1 month ago
@sideburnsbob i still dont get it
nightmare647 1 month ago
@nightmare647 Jesus = king of the Jews which, if you say it lazily, sounds like king of the juice ;)
sideburnsbob 1 month ago
1:52 That guy needs to pick his vagina off the ground AND GO TO RANGER SCHOOL!
GANJAxxTHExxCURE 1 month ago
The ad that played before I watched the video was for Powerade's new drink. The slogan was "When science meets energy". Powerthirst 1 anyone?
Hyperfractal 1 month ago
@Hyperfractal: Science! Energy! Science! Energy! Electrolytes! Turbolytes! Powerlytes! MORE LYTES THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOOOR!
I can still recite it out of my head. :D
Evi1M4chine 1 month ago in playlist Weitere Videos von collegehumor
YOU'LL EVEN WIN AT IRONY!
*earth blasts al gore*
TOP SCORE!
182akatsuki 1 month ago 54
Juice Springsteen made me lol
oatmealleafer 1 month ago
when god gives you lemons you, FIND A NEW GOD! lol
3DISEASE 1 month ago
Where's the original video or did Picnicface never post it on their channel but Collegehumor's instead?
streeTkiDwannaBe 1 month ago
I like the suggestion that NFL is little more than a 'who can run the fastest' competition.
SickOfBlogRot 1 month ago
Someone tell me the name of that "Sweet Rave Party Song."
VooDooXII 1 month ago
PICNICFAAAAAAACE!!!
TheExploitedNirvana 1 month ago
27 second ad just showed up on this video. What the hell, guys. Half the videos on youtube don't last that long.
RevolverProject 1 month ago
you'll feel like a fighter jet made of BICEPS!
nar00tard1 1 month ago
This is a real drink apparently. Powerthirst.ca
LockDown2341 1 month ago
When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!! Godberry! King of the Juice!
Raspberry1616 1 month ago 84
This has been flagged as spam show
@Raspberry1616
"When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!! Godberry! King of the Juice!"
When the top comment gives you a quote from the video with a bunch replies adding their own creative twists to content which has at this point been bastardized twice then you FIND A NEW VIDEO!!
Disposification 2 weeks ago
If powerthirst is real, I want the gun flavor.
freimiser 1 month ago
@freimiser screw that im drinking women!
nar00tard1 1 month ago
Manana, fizzbitch, and GUN!
Raspberry1616 1 month ago
0:46
Favorite activity in Skryim.
Terrab1A7 1 month ago
what the fuck did i just watch?..
leahcimual 1 month ago
@leahcimual
You watched how to bear blast.
MightySquirrel 1 month ago
Imagine if this was a real drink.
freimiser 1 month ago
@freimiser it is
nhvfx 1 month ago
@freimiser go to powerthirst.ca to buy it friendo
DuckMan720 1 month ago
With new flavors such as manana, fizz bitch, and GUN!!!
axel7801 1 month ago
You know its intense if it comes in gun flavor.
BIRDMAN33700 1 month ago
PREPOSTERONE!
AdrenalineAndLove 1 month ago
My favorite flavors is Fizzbitch and Women!!!!
TheAkatsuki10 1 month ago
@TheAkatsuki10 *are
ya1know2that3stuff 1 month ago
POWERTHIRST 2!!! The sequel with so much energy that drinking it will kill you, raise you from the dead and then kill you again. DOUBLE KILL!!
HotsumaLaizenJou 1 month ago
I'm kind of disappointed that there wasn't a pun on "testimonials" near the end. Like, "Here are some testimonials from Powerthirst drinkers. TESTOSTERONIALS!!!" That said, "king of the juice" made me lol
EpicVikingBattle 1 month ago
1796 people are douchefags.
cloud1209 1 month ago
beaarr peins, lepard peins, world peins
more peinss then ur body has room for
thelazyboy444 1 month ago
@thelazyboy444 More spelling than YOUR BRAIN HAS ROOM FOR!
CanisInfernus 1 month ago
HUH!
TheKlobeUpdate 1 month ago
This is awesome!!!!
haribofailz 1 month ago
BEVRAGE
thefizzyfamily2 1 month ago
i want some crystal meth in a can
123654789Mike 1 month ago
um why is there a cookie in the desert?
TheXXxShAnExXx 1 month ago
I won at arson
Regginyaga 2 months ago
So since powerthirst=crystal meth, and is now available for sale, does that mean meth has technically been legalized? :U
Jarino507 2 months ago
@Jarino507 No, it's obviously Powerthirst. Jeez. :P
Paragalor 2 months ago
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MrPetezajot 2 months ago
WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS, YOU MAKE COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS.
AusMasterProductions 2 months ago 42
@AusMasterProductions AND BURN GOD'S HOUSE DOWN!
CanisInfernus 3 weeks ago
I AM HUMP DOGGING!!! THE SPORT I JUST INVENTED AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
lostsheep1978 2 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
think fast DOUCHE-FAG
gets me every time hahahaha
rockfreak611 2 months ago
WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS, YOU FIND A NEW GOD!!!!!
IsaacClarke1000 2 months ago 3
Manana! Fizzbitch! And GUN!
Hahahahaha!
willo2493 2 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor 3
nice reversed image of USC at 1:35
philberttron 2 months ago
... removed? NOOOOOOOOO
sicksargent11 2 months ago
it has been removed....... AHHHHHHHHHHHH
durnssh18 2 months ago
godbarry shit i wans a taste uf dat
igrowweedfromaseed 2 months ago
Hey you guys should see the people who actually made this video. 'Picnicface' seriously check them out they are way better than collegehumor.
JonathanTopping 2 months ago
1788 people have had the worst and not the thirst
sexmybutton 2 months ago
This one is the best one out of all of them
badassxaivier 2 months ago
thumbs up if you saw the guy at 1:54
freddyk1997 2 months ago 53
@freddyk1997 i got it to pause right on the face :P
SumoDino 2 months ago
@freddyk1997 The fuck...
Darknectar18 1 month ago
lmao
OSixx 2 months ago
I dare EpicMealTime to do something with PowerThirst.
TheSonicGod 2 months ago 185
@TheSonicGod TOO MUCH POWAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lifememo 1 month ago
When life gives you lemons,throw them at old people.
TheWarWasp 2 months ago
FUCK THE MILITARY.
RobertPowerNS 2 months ago
@RobertPowerNS Nobody respond....
BushyX 2 months ago
@BushyX sorry, i had too.
Dusearly 2 months ago
what just happened
durant831 2 months ago
I cant seem to find the original one. Where is it?
alfredo91388 2 months ago
Agreed this shit is not funny at all. If your actually thirsty like me...then check out my video water pouring!
canonproject11 2 months ago
this is why i don't watch this channel, don't really think they got funny vids at all, maybe the one in history class, just watch tottaly sketch, way funnier
ItsSenneBiatch 2 months ago
@ItsSenneBiatch yep not funny at all, a whole 13 million+ views. i mean nobody likes this, dude
sicksargent11 2 months ago
Running, football, arson, and weddings? It's such a random assortment... wait, no it's not. They all involve running away from the place you started at as quickly as you possibly can, for God's sake man, GET OUT OF THERE!
AkasunaNoSasoriSama 2 months ago
UNACCEPTABLE!
stanstanlyson 2 months ago
Fuck onlive
RXdash78 2 months ago
Omg the was hella funny xD I laughed my ass off!
15iamawsome 2 months ago
The Smosh video "Teens in the Wild" came up as an ad, it played the whole video and the "skip this ad now" button came up and everything.
pocketgod123 2 months ago
blasphemy
Govadina 2 months ago
"Preposterone" lmao
Prongs3 2 months ago
It must have taken eighty tries to say "Now with preposterous amounts of testosterone!"
doodle878 2 months ago in playlist The Very Best of CH Originals
awesome
KeandraBennett94 2 months ago
I am commenting only so I can rate it "incredible."
eimazd 2 months ago
when god gives you lemons find a new god
MrMikman90 2 months ago
Warning, power thirst may make you c*m planets. Do NOT have sex after ingesting powerthirst. Authorties will treat it as a homicide.
MegaTimmytommy 2 months ago
When god gives you lemons you
FIND A NEW GOD
solidsnakemgs1987 2 months ago
think fast DOUCHE-FAG
AwesomeGuyOwen 2 months ago
:55 JUICE SPRINGSTEEN
wjmoore17 2 months ago
Yeah! King of the Jews-
I mean Juice!
LanipatorIII 3 months ago
1:47 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pgc4sean 3 months ago
Fizbitch
sfilmproductions1 3 months ago
The best part is when he says GUN.
gamehau5 3 months ago
400 BABIES LOL!!!!!
danielnjoo 3 months ago
DOUCH-FAG!
Ashtonsauce123 3 months ago
1:55 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Spenckem 3 months ago
1,779 peoples thirsts shan't be quenched!
EllMarSin 3 months ago
isn't this originally picnic faces video?
shadowstockba 3 months ago
Split second after the third testimonial you see a guy who was not shown. D=
GOT CUT, BURN.
ChickenWaterMovies 3 months ago
WTF DID I JUST WATCH!!!????
assassinscodex 3 months ago
WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS....DONT MAKE LEMONADE. GET MAD! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!?
Sporademus465 3 months ago
i have only just realised there is a nonsecond clip after the testimonial of the guy shouting. Some guy in a blue shirt. not sure what he is doing and can't freeze frame on him as it's too fast.
Anyone else see it?
SuperSerialGameplay 3 months ago
Before there was Red Bull, there was M-150. The parent company sold off Red Bull to a businessman in Austria which tweaked the formula. M-150 is extremely similar to Red Bull but non-carbonated and has a sweet and fruity taste. I am one of the vendors of M-150 and we are currently bringing it to the US market like gas stations, truck stops, bars, clubs, etc. It's sold in Asian markets across the US now. Check it out on Amazon by searching M-150 Energy Drink.
MSopm17 3 months ago
Omg lmao I cant even count how many times i replayed the dialog at the beginning. Pure classic
Funabdul 3 months ago
I'm gonna go win at arson.
DrDamnation 3 months ago in playlist DrDamnation's favorites
WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS YOU FIND A NEW GOD
Themilkman666 3 months ago
omg I will win at art??? I gotta buy this
llVIU 3 months ago
This is fantastic. I have so many sweet rave parties to throw, and no rave lights whatsoever.
chewbacca1010 3 months ago