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  • Thumbs up if you are still watching this in 2012

  • "When God gives you lemons you FIND ANOTHER GOD!"

  • @Helgso When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

  • KING OF THE JEWS!

  • when god gives you lemons you burn god's house down

  • what the fuck is up with the old spice commercials?? It looks like someone like Cyriak made them...

  • Preposterone!!!

  • Thats fuckin disgusting.....i feel lik throwing up on college humor.com i thought they wer chill but they made me sick

  • @jeftru1 hows this disgusting?

  • @jeftru1 Lolwut

  • @jeftru1 your just fucking fragile

  • Time for an egg sarnie...

  • "CAN IT DOUCHE-FAG."

    "When God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD."

    "GOD-BERRY. KING OF THE JUICE."

  • What is the name of the song at 0:42?

  • Bro Strider has Powerthirst for blood.

  • think fast douche fag

  • When god gives you lemons, Find a new god. Priceless :)

  • Not even Andre the Giant can beat Humpcatting.

  • You'll win at everything forever!

  • I'm still upset they stole this from picnicface

  • @bodinian actually they hired picnicface

  • MANANA FIZBITCH and...GUN

  • Give me some of that fizbitch!

  • @bodinian you have no idea what your talking about do you?

  • This video is from picnicface, collegehumor stole it. ~_~

  • DEAD JESUS RHODEO.

  • I clicked for domination.

  • My favorite flavor is ... GUN!

    And GODBERRY

  • Don't you love it when both of the top comments are quotes from the video everybody just watched?

  • where is the video where it says "youll run as fast as kenyans and have 10000 babies!!"?

  • @ebakes34 That's the original one. *blink*

  • THINK FAST, DOUCHE-FAG!

  • King of the jews?

  • you'll win at arson lmao

  • MANANA, FIZZBITCH, and GUN!!!!

  • This actually exists. You just need to mix coke zero with some four loco

  • proposterone!!!!! lmfao

  • I AM A FIGHTER JET MADE OF BICEPS

  • I want some Juice Springsteen in a Dove.

  • FIZZBITCH!

    

  • Da...daddy?

  • Nappa?

  • GUN is my favourite.

  • Anyone notice the guy at 1:48 had piercings? Like....yeah....

  • loook the minute 1:55

  • is the guy at 1:52 on picnic face?

  • When God gives you lemons, you have a lemon party.

    You should Google that if you don't know what it is

  • @MortimusKhan117

    No!!DONT LISTEN TO HIM FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

  • When God gives you lemons, you make lemon grenades.

  • its crystal meth in a can!!!!

  • 1815 people are UNEXCEPTIBLE

  • I always lik CH.com but their prank war vids were the best!

  • Lol to the tit piercings xD. Last guy, was that the guy from the first video???? Looks just like him! AAAAAHGGGHHHHHH

  • When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

  • WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS YOU PISS ON THEM

    PEOPLE WONT NOTICE BECAUSE!THEIR COMMAFLAGED

  • Let me think, gun women or fizzbitch

  • THINK FAST, DOUCHE-FAG

  • Portal reference... oh CH!

  • ok

  • This was taken fro picnic face! Theyre the guys at the end of the video.

    Or am I missing something?

  • king of the jews....king of the juice.....CLEVER

  • Powerthirst is-

    AAAAHHHH. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

  • CAN ANYONE ELSE NOT IGNORE THAT THE D IN MIND IS PARTIALLY CUT OFF? I KNOW. IT MAKES ME FLINCH AND I DONT KNOW WHY.

  • Why is picnic face in this? :o

  • Fizzbitch...LOL

  • this is picnicface though...

  • 0:46

    What the hell?!

  • this is a rip off of ranger school promo.

  • @tjblob look at the publish date for ranger school promo and look at the publish date for this. Now, who ripped off whom, I wonder?

  • im so glad collegehumor did the sequel. loved it

  • douche-fag i just had more than 4 hundred babies and i gave them energy so i shipped them to kenya

    

  • PREPOSTERONE

  • By picnicface.

  • ...find a new god.

  • think fast douche-fag

  • Oh God. It took me 4 1/2 years, but I just got the 'king of the juice' phrase.

  • @sideburnsbob i still dont get it

  • @nightmare647 Jesus = king of the Jews which, if you say it lazily, sounds like king of the juice ;)

  • 1:52 That guy needs to pick his vagina off the ground AND GO TO RANGER SCHOOL!

  • The ad that played before I watched the video was for Powerade's new drink. The slogan was "When science meets energy". Powerthirst 1 anyone?

  • @Hyperfractal: Science! Energy! Science! Energy! Electrolytes! Turbolytes! Powerlytes! MORE LYTES THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOOOR!

    I can still recite it out of my head. :D

  • YOU'LL EVEN WIN AT IRONY!

    *earth blasts al gore*

    TOP SCORE!

  • Juice Springsteen made me lol

  • when god gives you lemons you, FIND A NEW GOD! lol

  • Where's the original video or did Picnicface never post it on their channel but Collegehumor's instead?

  • I like the suggestion that NFL is little more than a 'who can run the fastest' competition.

  • Someone tell me the name of that "Sweet Rave Party Song."

  • PICNICFAAAAAAACE!!!

  • 27 second ad just showed up on this video. What the hell, guys. Half the videos on youtube don't last that long.

  • you'll feel like a fighter jet made of BICEPS!

  • This is a real drink apparently. Powerthirst.ca

  • When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!! Godberry! King of the Juice!

  • If powerthirst is real, I want the gun flavor.

  • @freimiser screw that im drinking women!

  • Manana, fizzbitch, and GUN!

  • 0:46

    Favorite activity in Skryim.

  • what the fuck did i just watch?..

  • @leahcimual

    You watched how to bear blast.

  • Imagine if this was a real drink.

  • @freimiser it is

  • @freimiser go to powerthirst.ca to buy it friendo

  • With new flavors such as manana, fizz bitch, and GUN!!!

  • You know its intense if it comes in gun flavor.

  • PREPOSTERONE!

  • My favorite flavors is Fizzbitch and Women!!!!

  • @TheAkatsuki10 *are

  • POWERTHIRST 2!!! The sequel with so much energy that drinking it will kill you, raise you from the dead and then kill you again. DOUBLE KILL!!

  • I'm kind of disappointed that there wasn't a pun on "testimonials" near the end. Like, "Here are some testimonials from Powerthirst drinkers. TESTOSTERONIALS!!!" That said, "king of the juice" made me lol

  • 1796 people are douchefags.

  • beaarr peins, lepard peins, world peins

    more peinss then ur body has room for

  • @thelazyboy444 More spelling than YOUR BRAIN HAS ROOM FOR!

  • HUH!

    

  • This is awesome!!!!

  • BEVRAGE

  • i want some crystal meth in a can

  • um why is there a cookie in the desert?

  • I won at arson

  • So since powerthirst=crystal meth, and is now available for sale, does that mean meth has technically been legalized? :U

  • @Jarino507 No, it's obviously Powerthirst. Jeez. :P

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  • WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS, YOU MAKE COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS.

  • @AusMasterProductions AND BURN GOD'S HOUSE DOWN!

  • I AM HUMP DOGGING!!! THE SPORT I JUST INVENTED AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

  • think fast DOUCHE-FAG

    gets me every time hahahaha

  • WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS, YOU FIND A NEW GOD!!!!!

  • Manana! Fizzbitch! And GUN!

    Hahahahaha!

  • nice reversed image of USC at 1:35

  • ... removed? NOOOOOOOOO

  • it has been removed....... AHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • godbarry shit i wans a taste uf dat

  • Hey you guys should see the people who actually made this video. 'Picnicface' seriously check them out they are way better than collegehumor.

  • 1788 people have had the worst and not the thirst

  • This one is the best one out of all of them

  • thumbs up if you saw the guy at 1:54

  • @freddyk1997 i got it to pause right on the face :P

  • @freddyk1997 The fuck...

  • lmao

  • I dare EpicMealTime to do something with PowerThirst.

  • @TheSonicGod TOO MUCH POWAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • When life gives you lemons,throw them at old people.

  • FUCK THE MILITARY.

  • @RobertPowerNS Nobody respond....

  • @BushyX sorry, i had too.

  • what just happened

  • I cant seem to find the original one. Where is it?

  • Agreed this shit is not funny at all. If your actually thirsty like me...then check out my video water pouring!

  • this is why i don't watch this channel, don't really think they got funny vids at all, maybe the one in history class, just watch tottaly sketch, way funnier

  • @ItsSenneBiatch yep not funny at all, a whole 13 million+ views. i mean nobody likes this, dude

    

  • Running, football, arson, and weddings? It's such a random assortment... wait, no it's not. They all involve running away from the place you started at as quickly as you possibly can, for God's sake man, GET OUT OF THERE!

  • UNACCEPTABLE!

  • Fuck onlive

  • Omg the was hella funny xD I laughed my ass off!

  • The Smosh video "Teens in the Wild" came up as an ad, it played the whole video and the "skip this ad now" button came up and everything.

  • blasphemy

  • "Preposterone" lmao

  • It must have taken eighty tries to say  "Now with preposterous amounts of testosterone!"

  • awesome

  • I am commenting only so I can rate it "incredible."

  • when god gives you lemons find a new god

  • Warning, power thirst may make you c*m planets. Do NOT have sex after ingesting powerthirst. Authorties will treat it as a homicide.

  • When god gives you lemons you

    FIND A NEW GOD

  • think fast DOUCHE-FAG

  • :55 JUICE SPRINGSTEEN

  • Yeah! King of the Jews-

    I mean Juice!

  • 1:47 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Fizbitch

  • The best part is when he says GUN.

  • 400 BABIES LOL!!!!!

  • DOUCH-FAG!

    

  • 1:55 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

  • 1,779 peoples thirsts shan't be quenched!

  • isn't this originally picnic faces video?

  • Split second after the third testimonial you see a guy who was not shown. D=

    GOT CUT, BURN.

  • WTF DID I JUST WATCH!!!????

  • WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS....DONT MAKE LEMONADE. GET MAD! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!?

  • i have only just realised there is a nonsecond clip after the testimonial of the guy shouting. Some guy in a blue shirt. not sure what he is doing and can't freeze frame on him as it's too fast.

    Anyone else see it?

  • Before there was Red Bull, there was M-150. The parent company sold off Red Bull to a businessman in Austria which tweaked the formula. M-150 is extremely similar to Red Bull but non-carbonated and has a sweet and fruity taste. I am one of the vendors of M-150 and we are currently bringing it to the US market like gas stations, truck stops, bars, clubs, etc. It's sold in Asian markets across the US now. Check it out on Amazon by searching M-150 Energy Drink.

  • Omg lmao I cant even count how many times i replayed the dialog at the beginning. Pure classic 

  • I'm gonna go win at arson.

  • WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS YOU FIND A NEW GOD

  • omg I will win at art??? I gotta buy this

  • This is fantastic. I have so many sweet rave parties to throw, and no rave lights whatsoever.