WACKO"S & ASSASSINS

[WhatTheFogell]

Wasn't his co-star (Elaine) know as Julia Louis Dreyfus?

Wonder how that sweet piece felt about this?!

[bealea8]

thats what happens when ppl can sue whoever for the smallest things, there's many old books and magazines with the same tricks, so what? ppl cant own that and make in copyright, wtf!, and about Seinfeld's comments, well he is a comedian or not?? it's just a joke, and a good one, ppl take it way too seriously

[imdbstar]

seinfeld == douche

the show seinfeld was great because of larry david, not because of this guy

[gamefreak692]

lol

[helzballa]

Mark David Chapman shot John Lennon.

Lee Harvey Oswald shot John F. Kennedy, jr.

and John David Stutts shot Buckwheat.

[rutteger13]

LOL SHES AN ASSASSIN!!

but seriously, if seinfeld's wife publishes a book on healthy treats for kids and then this lady does, what the fuck does that mean? There were already tons of books like that. She probably just jumped on Mrs. Seinfeld because she had a big name husband and it would give attention to her book.

[matthewhannan1]

Seinfeld = douche

[signupaccountforme]

He is obviously the joking and the funniest man on earth. Who is she, "the first one to prepare and eat food" LMAO. The three name bit is the finniest thing I've ever heard. "It's gold Jerry, GOLD"

[pyeman9]

Um, so now nobody can make a healthy cookbook for kids without being sued?

[Shamo17]

What's wrong with some of you? Clearly can't take a JOKE. Jesus tap dancing Christ!

[jingles78]

He was obviously joking...

Most of the users making comments here act as if he attacked her in a serious manner.

[mooshu1213]

What are you guys talking about? This is exactly the kind of material Seinfeld always used in his routines and in his sitcom. No hugging, no learning.

Some of you just enjoy claiming that formerly successful people have fallen... maybe it makes you feel better about yourself.

[dak2009]

Seinfeld goes on a offensive sexist rant. He can't be serious about this being a joke. How the great have fallen.

[Desore]

HE. WAS. FUCKING. JOKING. AROUND.

you're all suuuuch whining cunts. shut the fuck up.

[Hathor2006]

Shame on Seinfeld. It's one thing to support your wife, but he didn't need to do it in such a hostile, viscious and way. What a bully. I hope Lapine sues him for defamation of character. Jessica, his whinny wife would never have gotten a deal if it weren't for her last name.

[Picardy]

Seinfeld (whom I used to respect) has lost his mind obviously. Why would he even dare to call a woman who had her book out first before his valley girl wife did, as a whacko. I think we know who the whacko is Jerry. Sad to see that he's jumped on board the crazy celebrity train.

[Aslanspal]

Seinfeld has jumped the shark ...now itz Tom Cruise and Scientology ..it is over for him and his pathetic loser wife. Yeah the bee movie will break even and thats about it...bees deserve better.

[shaqfn32]

You're an idiot

[Aslanspal]

Scene redcarpet event:

shaqfn32:Mr. Seinfeld!! Jer!! Mr. Seinfeld!! sign my forehead! puluuuuze..Mr. Seinfeld!

Jerry Seinfeld: okay,okay, already you got a Sharpie?

shaqfn32: Yes! Mr. Seinfeld I just loved "Bee Movie"

Jerry Seinfeld: Name?

shaqfn32: Shaq fan 32

{swoosh! with sharpie on the forehead}

Jerry Seinfeld:There ya go..wear it proudly

Shaq Fan 32 (wink).

shaqfan32:Oh thankyou Mr. Seinfeld

[Aslanspal]

10 minutes later (people smirking and stareing)

shaqfn32:I know,I know I got Jerry Seinfelds autograph on my forehead.

Pedestrians laughing: No! man it says "Sodomized by Shaquille O'Neil"

shaqfn32:{looking into plate glass window}

nooooooooooooo!

[shaqfn32]

You put way too much thought into this. And by the way, in the original comment that you posted, you spelled "it's". Yeah, society wants you to spell it correctly, but you'll have none of it, will you bad boy?

[Aslanspal]

a bad boy...your the bad boy being sodomized by Shaquille O'neil then instead of sitting your ass in ice water... you applied Preparation H to your mouth.

btw Shaq cannot even jump anymore he is thru...whoops I spelled through ..thru.. my bad.

thanks for playing idiot

[sherribailey75]

disgusting. i'm also disgusted that letterman is laughing at this. the bit about assassins is downright disturbing -- he's basically comparing her to a potential killer. yuck!!! i hope they get shamed for this and her publisher too. Lazy, self-entitled, clueless, living-in-a-bubble assholes.

[brujasilvestre]

I am so sick of these celebreties being treated like Gods. I have the sneaky cheff book and it is sure being copy exactly as it is. So just because her freaking husband is a celebritiy she thinks she can copy a book and get credit for it and get away it murder. wow.

[adlad75]

Three name people are assassins? Hmm... I guess he steers clear of Julia Louis-Dreyfus then? haha

[jigsaw41]

Pathetic.

Missy Chase's book comes out 6 months before Jessica sienfeld's book.

and shes the one being called the "wacko/possible killer"?

Why would anyone listen to someone who starred in a crappy movie about a talking bee?

[imsiriustube]

It's worse than that, jigsaw41. Missy submitted the manuscript for her book to Jessica's eventual publisher, and was rejected. So not only did Jessica publish a similiar book, but it's from a publisher that had the manuscript for the original Sneaky Chef book. I heard Missy is suing now, and I'm glad. Seinfeld was an ass.

[KellyGreen5555]

I'm a fan of Seinfeld & love his old show. However, as a person Jerry sure is a dick, eh? Shocking that he calls the author Missy Lapine a "wacko/possible killer" simply because she (rightly) thinks Jessica Seinfeld is a plagiarist. I hope Missy sues & wins!

[nyraider91]

@KellyGreen5555

Yeah, Jerry's a real dick for standing up for his wife like that. And the assassin thing was a joke, he wasn't actually saying she kills people.

[traveler66n]

He's such an ass!

[Ayselicious]

Coming off as one? HE IS AN ARROGANT ASS WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!

[22floog]

Why is Seinfeld raking over the other woman? She's refused to accuse them of anything. He's coming off as an arrogant ass.

[Basten123]

Just stupid this days.

[oldghost]

.

No class.

Just like his wife.

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[dariggy]

I thought I liked Seinfield, but man does he show his jackass side here....

[gama1123]

First!!