Wesley Willis - The Chicken Cow

[Lepiotaphage]

It can break a glass?? Okay, now I'm afraid...

[ofodao14]

18 people got attacked by the chicken cow

[zenerat]

Was he mentally retarded?

[124235346]

@zenerat nope, he was a genius and a great man. unlike you, stupid fag.

[grimmviral]

@zenerat He was a paranoid schizophrenic that enjoy music and really didn't let his mental illness stop him from doing what he loved to do: Make music and entertain people.

[iRussianEdits]

@grimmviral party pooper

[ukusapillage]

i didnt knew willis songs, this is what punk rock was about diveristy and the victims of the cruel world... art nd experiences... he had a song lled 40 years in jail and he died at 40... sad. thats what mental illness is jail

[jacobbielarski]

It can brick a glass. It can also stab you in the ass.

[Timmydatoof93]

somewhere in this song lies the meaning of life

[Luminous72]

Genius.



[MrCesarCardona]

Hahahahahaha

[YouthEnergy]

The ass-stabbing part worries me the most. Where did it get a blade anyway?

[MrMushroomBrain]

for us he is a rolemodel...

we wish we had his talent..

R.I.P Wesley

peace from the experimental Band TRANSVESTITEstallion

[kailuagirl87]

Look, this my brother. dont be makin fun of him prickly goo



[onldhes]

So Wesley Willis managed to whoop Spiderman, Superman, Thor, Batman, Robin and possibly many others ass. I wonder if he could take on the Chicken Cow?

[Polyfusia]

Wesley Willis's songs all have the same structure. It's literally like a new art form. Like a Haiku poem or something. The amusing lyrics, then something repeated five times, then another verse, then a keyboard solo, then "Rock over London, Rock on Chicago!".

Fucking folk hero. Not in a mocking way either.

[quiteyenmahblingyo]

@Polyfusia noooooooooah i found you while i was listening to my favorite song! small world it is

[Polyfusia]

@quiteyenmahblingyo Well well well, if it isn't JESSAMBALLS. You're a massive ditcher.

[Jonnysetsfire]

rock on london rock on chicago BLOCK BUSTER VIDEO

[HartsaHell]

Oh fucking hell! This is awesome! XD

[sparkles13]

The Chicken Cow is no bullshit! He'll stab your frostbitten ass!

[logician360]

Best keyboard solo ever.

[lobsterman1000]

lmao cant sing :P

[redshutter33]

holy hell, i just realized where the pretenders got the melody for back on the chain gang. orrrr maybe its just a coincidence. i also like this song alot more than that song.

[BlissfullAwareness]

PSA Wesley Willis style.

[cellphonegaming]

W willis - the greatest musician of all time.

[ilikeamazon]

This is the next "Cow & Chicken" theme song.

[flicfan416]

Its hands were frostbitten; its hands were also numb.

speak, Jesus

[socalboysairsoft]

Blockbuster video, wow, what a difference!

[SpikeitropianP]

beautiful song

[gam90000]

Wesley was the King! His shit totally rocks.

[zoeruls]

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssss

[ksiragz77]

OH SHIT, another Welsey Willis song with the same beat, and yet again, he gets away with it by writing a nearly completely song with it. I don't think fucking John Lennon could write 3 different songs with the same instrumental section.

[jpmuthafuka]

@ksiragz77 your mom can suck a werewolfs ass fucking jerk she can also suck a donkeys shity ass

[CmOnEy420]

@ksiragz77 slightly incorrect....have you ever heard of a B-Side????

[Anonem00se]

@ksiragz77 Wesley Willis was perfection. You don't need to improve upon it.

[TlalocFender]

@ksiragz77 You, sir, are an idiot. Research WW's background and you will realize that what you are hearing is amazing. And comparing him to Lennon is like comparing my post here to Tolstoy.

[Beaudereck]

@ksiragz77 get out.

[EVlove510]

BEST SONG EVER

[IRONMAN357]

lmao shits hilarious

[artemis0113]

Ah I haven't heard this is so long!!! Lol!

[fentonyoung]

"His hands were frostbitten, his hands were also numb..." LOL

[JimmyHeartburn75]

this was the first WW song i ever heard. it was on an Alternative Tentacles compilation.

[ecakc]

was he drunk?

[rsh300]

@ecakc No, we was diagnosed as a paranoid schizophrenic.

[ecakc]

@rsh300 ohhh that explains it lol thanks

[BigDaddypoker1]

i two was once stabbed in the ass by the chicken cow and other means

[thefinalb0ss]

Oh god hide the glasses.

[RyanVonFleming]

what the actual fuck

[solonjhee23]

13 people were stabbed in the ass while they were in the cold

[scumgod13]

@solonjhee23 Ha! 16 now.How in the Hell can one dislike a Wesley Willis song.Especially about the Chicken Cow.My favorite is probably stay off the Hellbus,Outbust or Chronic schizophrenia. Those songs are just like, WOW!As a person that has severe clinical depression myself I understand what he means by Demons although mine don't talk to me.Mine are named Guilt,Shame,Fear,and the one that's killing me now stress.Please type in REBEL SCUM The Movie!

[AnneUgligurl]

THIS SONG IS DEDICATED TO CURLYMAFURLY ON THE ADULT SWIM MESSAGE BOARD

[Hemley1]

@AnneUgligurl SPEAKING OF ADULT SWIM, ADULT SWIM IN ON CARTOON NETWORK, THAT USED TO HAVE Cow and Chicken. Nowadays CN is plagiarism to Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network lost the rights to do "The Powerpuff Girls".

[Koolkitties]

@Hemley1 What the hell are you talking about?

[curlymafurly2]

@AnneUgligurl I googled myself and found this...........I'm happy you noticed me but.....WTF???

[Daydragon1234]

he was high when he made this song :D

[einootspork]

@Daydragon1234 um no, he was mentally ill! schizophrenic actually

[dedougman]

I like the minute long instrumental in the middle.

[LSRPMerca]

The chicken cow is real.

I am serial.

[hilbig1]

12 people will get stabbed in the ass by the Chicken Cow.

[edelweisseful]

Fuck global warming the chicken cow is what we need to be worried about!

[grrr9]

@edelweisseful On the other hand, thanks to Global Warming we won't have to worry about the Chicken Cow. =X

[thatmw2noob]

i thought my friend and me invented the chickencow! well this is a spirit crusher. :(

[Dark94Slayer]

is the an epidemic ?

[IDGeneratorS]

very informative Wesley is trying to address the threat of a next ice age, theirl be chiken cows everywhere

[MockEmpire]

damn the chicken cow is a ferocious sonmabitch

[redcurb531]

this song is fucking awesome

[Drew927]

this is my favorite fucking song ever

[RainJetSprinklers]

"This beast killed as many as 100,000 people

Its wings can flap like a bird

It can break a glass

It can also stab you in the ass"

Those are the best 4 lines in rock n' roll history!

Wesley Lives On!

[PossessedDonutz]

IT STABBED HIM IN DA ASS WHILE HE WAZ IND A COLD

[jarbon5]

It has always amazed me that even though he is alerting the world to the threat of this horrific beast, that he can still tell everyone about BlockBuster Video (a wonderful video rental store). What a guy!

[1daysober]

epic

[freeknet2000]

12 people got their faces ripped off

[docdoom187]

@freeknet2000 Either that, or 12 people got stabbed in the ass.

[CollinCapone]

.................wtf?

[b2o4e]

Interesting.

is he singing about hypothermia?

[monckey44]

@b2o4e No, I believe he is singing of the violent yet stealthy North American Chicken Cow.

[captainfoamy]

12 People need to suck a cheetahs dick

[circulation211]

@captainfoamy You mean Suck A Camel's Poody Hole.

[hezabimu]

THEY WERE FLYING UNITED.

[liquorstore888888888]

God damn, R.I.P., wish I had known about this diamond jewel music earlier than just now

[swimmerRhot]

This is horrible.

[ThePoliticist]

@swimmerRhot How dare you discredit this musical genius.

[okcomputer1016]

@swimmerRhot You're gay.

[wtbpromo]

@swimmerRhot Fuck you, fagot!

[CakeMuscles]

@swimmerRhot Wesley willis can break a glass! He can also stab you in the ass! Bitch!

[TheTexasBastard2]

Such a Beatiful Mind!

[okcomputer1016]

@TheTexasBastard2 Whenever I listen to Wesley Willis I've always just wanted to give him a hug.

[gemimasaliva]

I want this played at my wedding!

[albinomoose92]

This song is deep

[AresCassell]

It can also stab you in the ass. hahaha!

[amnm12]

11 people were stabbed in the ass by the chicken cow.

[brown320]

It's this beast that terrorizes the Chicago ghetto in the dead of winter. It is sometimes referred to as Alanis Morrisette.

[aaronchungrulez]

rock over london! rock on chicago! blockbuster video! wow what a difference!

[FormlessTrout]

wat the hell is this supposed 2 mean?????

[grantmaster13]

@FormlessTrout It can bite you in the face. Thats what it means.

[FormlessTrout]

@grantmaster13 yeah i understand but wth is a chickencow?

[mcshmeggy]

@FormlessTrout It can fly as high as a building.

[BedBang]

hes where they got the idea of cow and chicken cartoon

[smashinglollipops]

the other version i heard was better

[TheSquirrelScouts]

Whoever disliked this should be hunted down and be forced to listen to every single one of Wesley's albums until the understand. Fuckers.

[Shiruvi]

@TheSquirrelScouts 11 people are victims of the chicken cow.

[IDGeneratorS]

at least he tries to sing in this song

[cxoneil]

When he sings "rock and roll mcdonalds" he is referring to the rock and roll mcdonalds in downtown chicago. He lived in chicago... :P

[cxoneil]

wesley willis: say RAH! you: RAH! (headbutts you)

[itowedin]

I get this...but instead of playing the part, let me just say...God bless this man, but you guys are wasting your time. I physically and psychologically want to die because of 111,693 of you that won't leave me alone. This isn't funny, ironic, blastphemous, edgy....this isn't what your peer group lauds your acceptence over. This isn't worth fulfillment. This isn't worth REALLY getting it. I know you don't understand. I know I'm alone. I know I'm dead. I'm dead. I hate you.

[Limit0of0thedead]

@itowedin emo son of a bitch.

[Skanking2Ska]

@itowedin The chicken cow.

[itowedin]

@Skanking2Ska Dude, you're so underground! What kind of work does it take to be that hip? Why not market that kind of ambition? I mean your vindictive enough! Come on...I wanna see you famous. I wanna see you as "smarter" than me. I wanna see you start one of those indie booths at the local Saturday Market next to the hemp ponchos and tie-dye adult evening gowns. Come on!! It's not that hard. Pretend the internet ambiguity doesn't exist and make a name for yourself. Come down with me!

[Skanking2Ska]

@itowedin It can rip your head off

[thereaIblackcerberus]

Sailcaaaaat...

Sailcaaaaat...

[thejonesfan]

"it can also stabb you in the ass" LOL i was so not expecting that!

[stablematter]

I liked the part at 2:27 thru 4:37

[SHTF]

@stablematter You must be a faggot.

[dare751]

WHAT...THE...FUCK xD

[MrSayyousayme]

I just cried hard laughing. The only brain damage I picked up on was in the comments boxes. A pure natural. Love Wes. x

[LeahandAnax]

=) <--- thats all i'm gunna say x

[ninthwardant]

omg lol



[jiXnOf]

suck my dogs dick is funny

[666alikat]

he has an unnatural obsession with getting stabbed in the ass.

[MrNitt]

WTF IS THIS?! 5/5!

[lambgirlbex]

Blockbuster Video! WOW, what a difference!

[Cazz814]

I have no face anymore since its been bitten by the chicken cow, never ever go out when it's 25 degrees below 0 fuck the cold the chicken cow is the true threat, thank you Wesley Willis for spreading awareness of this issue.

[iLoveyx3]

Oh my god! this is so retarded it's funny!

[MisterSisterMan]

@iLoveyx3 your retarded, this guy was skitzophrenic, you fucking tool.

[schizobipolarjoe]

@MisterSisterMan yes wesley was a CHRONIC SCHIZOPHRENIC, he had schizophrenia died at a young age, was 6'3-6'7 and 320lbs when he died.

[MisterSisterMan]

@schizobipolarjoe he died of cancer

[schizobipolarjoe]

@MisterSisterMan yes he died of cancer he also was diagnosed with schizophrenia.

[MisterSisterMan]

@schizobipolarjoe did i say he didnt? no.

[MrIronJustice]

Why is there a long blank period after the song?

[deusprogrammer]

I wonder who would win in a fight...vampire bat or chicken cow?

[gdale0777]

This is very similar to Al Gore's man-bear-pig. Both very dangerous. But of course chicken cow is real.

[CaptainDiscount]

If they used this song is schools, I think more children would be vigilant in regards to this monster.

[Skutieos7]

I'm amazed

[deadguy718]

WOW! THIS GUY IS A MUSICAL GENIUS!

[bookittty182]

hahahahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[Regenerit]

It can also stab you in the ass. lol

[WhereIsMySheep]

u forgot ppl stopped suckin camel  poody hole idejretsam

[Zaners]

I hope it never stabs me in the ass.

[Conzilla99023]

is he for real lmao

[therealcruz]

llololololollololololol

[MasterSamurai]

It's this Wesley Willis that I never get sick of.....HELL I NEVER get sick of ANY of his material...

[ScorpionHUT]

Me neither. What's up with that?

[godhelpme2009]

@MasterSamurai , abso -fuckin-lutely! People who don't get it & some people who are fans say the appeal is all based on novelty , or it being good "for someone like him" or whatever. It's all bullshit regarding my love for his music. His stuff is amazing & wonderful.Brilliant! Nobody seems to need to explain away my other favorites like Stevie Wonder,Springsteen,Coltrane,Gi­l Scott-Heron,Otis Redding,The WHO,Mary Margaret O'Hara, MarvinGaye, TheBlow, TalkingHeads, TheJam, Dylan,U2, TheCall . . .

[MsKittyKittyKat]

what is that around his neck? it looks like an apron

[vinkie35]

@MsKittyKittyKat

yeah he works at KFC

... explains alot

[mikemi28]

I never get sick of this song.

[signaturemover]

I love that fat guy. He's making random funny songs with an awesome country music.

[Zaners]

*punk rock

[fargley001]

Wesley Willis, Original art collection estimated value set at $47,000,000,000

PBS: Antiques Roadshow - Aug 21st 2083

rock over london... rock on chicago... youtube, broadcast your self...

[8JobForAMexican8]

@fargley001 GOLLIEEE, I should of seen him live when he was still alive. His music must of been really good.

[RussianSoviet5445]

coooooooow

[jarbon5]

Everytime I hear this song, I just weep as I thank Wesley for alerting us to uch a horrible monster. Thanks again Wesley!

[walperstyle]

I actually saw him in concert, Vancouver, 2001 I believe.

[GIANTPANCAKES]

damn im not going up north where it gets below 25 degrees out cause im not brave enough like wesley is to face the chicken cow, no stabbing me in the ass with frost bitten hands

[69SpecialBrownie]

hey hey my my

[loftenchag]

All his beats sound the same... I don't quite understand this guy.. O.o

[TwoCows23]

You are a fool.

[jarbon5]

Boo to "loftenchag", BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[JohnTheRipper222]

he was considered mentaly insane dumbfuck. he had psychosis (if you are diagnosed with psychosis then your pretty damn insane)

[metalhead1118]

he was also insanely schizophrenic.

[dpo745s]

Rock and Roll will never die.

[randomxm1]

I think the message being conveyed here is that you don't fuck with the chicken cow. This man was years beyond his time. A true inspiration.

[idejRetsam]

It shows you how brave this man is, to face such tyranny, resulting in the loss of 100,000 people. He came so close himself, that his own frostbitten brother was stabbed in the ass. But Wesley was strong. He continued writing music to the end. Without him, who will kill this beast? One hour after he passed, the chicken cow stopped killing, the vampire bat stopped biting, McDonalds stopped rocking and rolling, someone fixed his keyboard, vultures stopped eating, and no one sucked cheetah dick.RIP

[firedylan]

God rest his soul...

[DemonWarp65]

@idejRetsam Don't forget that Spider-man quit being such a stupid jerk and messing with Wesley's girl!

[idejRetsam]

@DemonWarp65 yes that too. a stupid jerk!

[StuartDanielBaker]

@idejRetsam dude he wasnt brave do u even know y he wrote music and made 25 albums its because he heard voices in his head telling him to and he was homeless and a little special,he did paintings on the streets just to get by which nobody cared about a crazy 6'5 300lb man but now becuz he died his stuff is legend and his painting are selling up to 5 mil. R.I.P. Wesley Willis

[cm2dude]

@StuartDanielBaker Wesley Willis was not Schizophrenic.

He heard the voice of God, and wasn't supposed to. He gave us a warning about the Warhellride. NATO forces have begun preparations to potentially combat the Warhellride.

[Polyfusia]

@StuartDanielBaker I guarantee Wesley Willis had better spelling than you.

[TheNamewithnumbers]

@idejRetsam and Spiderman hasn't gotten has ass whipped since.