Segway Commercial

[MsBmx25]

well i though i needed new speakers...by the way what the fuck is with the sound affects!

[2KXJ]

METAL SEGWAY FTW

[hoaxerman]

rot geluid.



[qwertyacire]

Ever heard of a BIKE?

[seanlennon67]

r.i.p headphone users



[dasy1000]

need to get this fucking video off youtube..

[uruglytoo]

oh my god i thought my speaker were broken

[Christy5556]

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[slowmotioncap]

nice commercial with beautiful sound effects

[bjpw1234]

If you buy a Segway, you should kill yourself. Jesus Christ, what ever happened to WALKING? Or biking? When I think of Segways, I think of overweight "politically correct" tools in their midlife crisis, who wear crocs and tuck their shirts into their shorts.

[Vetonator]

Isnt that too expensive 6k$?

[tomtrainsporter]

cool innovation... good clip

[TheXRealXBrapp]

I'm not one of those healthy walking dudes. But shit man, have a walk instead of this lazy crap.

[jtbarnett45]

Segway pimpin

[darksystem2]

kill youreself if ganna take that thing for a forest trip

[soyoukan]

according to some internet info, this cannot be used legally on the roads/pavements so there is not much point. in the Uk someone was fined under the law for using it on the roads.

[TheDrzainyzain]

thmbs up if u muted

[SamarGr]

Some walking never hurt anybody. Jeez lard men.

[Quedly]

I want one now

[TheSektorz]

I have to say I really loved the music.

[Thumperanddumper]

i would get one but they to damn expensive....i guess it cost money to be lzy

[brieman2]

Did they actually thing everyday people would buy these?! Haha

[theC4K3is4lie]

Segway is earrape

[Nurullah1200]

People become more lazy with this lol

[yavortsvetanov]

better ride a bicycle than using this weird looking , lazy shitt

[yavortsvetanov]

segways are awful there is nothing more healthy than a good walk so fuck off segways I will not use because i do not want to be fat prefer using my body in order to move not some stupid technology making people more and more lazy fuck you segways the guy who invented you was probably weighing 300 pounds being one of the laziest and most unhealthy living guys in this world

[vargarna]

@yavortsvetanov U mad bro?

[flillyou123]

yep sound sssssuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccc­cccckkkkkkks

[SimpleSDK]

The audio plays on iPhones perfectly, but on the computer it sounds horrible.

[mdew90210]

mmmmmmmm listen to that baby purr

[APIC4PINY4L3G]

Fuck Segways Get off your fat ass and walk

[ussike22]

i think that deaf people hit the like button :)

[atheniandp]

Segway; because in the West, people are too lazy to walk.

[Pivotamr]

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[MrMoquai]

Were you inside a hurricane when you recorded this?

[misterchuckle]

the sound's pretty fucked.

[ariez2000]

what happened to the sound?

[42Marty42]

@ariez2000 It's the wind you hear if your riding on one of these rocket-segways. People use helmets for it in the video ;)

[catnads]

Causing walking has become too hard for Americans.

[cocoluvslego1st]

fucking cunt with the shit crackling noise

[NielsvD00rn]

Segway LLC recommends riders:

* Ear protection

[MisterBankshot2]

I'm loling so hard at the sounds

[kasira19]

I lol'd at the sound

[MexicanLeaderTaco]

#FAIL

[sugasweet999]

i like it, but for short distances not to replace my legs

[trewq333]

Segway is too hot for my speakers.

[GayBoyRunning]

segway a fat yankies dream

[3peeps333]

They warned us about this in Wall-E...

[rasenshuriken367]

its the same as a car

[charkee167]

it better to walk because at lunch you can eat the piece of cake and also u wont ecome also this is good excerize

[amund94]

america.. the land where you don't even need to walk.

[MachineAmbition]

Know what's greener? Walking and riding a bike. Or riding a subway without the added weight and energy usage of the segway.

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[MrNDSteinbach]

Might be a little fun at times but I would rather walk...

[FuckJesusFuck]

Apparently segways sound terrible

[EpicPoseidonBeard]

sounds like a jet engine

[TheYooe]

terrible sound

[EBudgies]

note, they don't show fat people riding these.

[TehCCL]

why are you blowing into your mic

[topthickproducer]

I can't believe the well dressed man waiting for the elevator.

Just crazy

[y2knoproblem]

sounds great

[voon100]

Segway=Sinclair C5

[iMadeYouMad]

Just make sure to not drive Segways next to a cliff.

[JamesTKirkCobain]

I weigh 700 pounds and I love this because I can roll up to McDonalds and order with ease at the drive thru.

[Life202020]

you can kill yourself, i'm just saying...

[RHYTHM789]

this is probably good for old people or police

[tonester09]

Segways were designed so that fat Yanks can get to the fridge without having to expend any energy.

[iMadeYouMad]

@tonester09 The funny thing is that a brit owns the major company for segways...well... he DID. He's r.i.p.

[WannaPlayArmies]

Promoting obesity since 2005

[VergleichendLernen]

Today I had my first ride on a segway (here in Germany). I loved it !!

[joelboutin]

Holy crap, it sounds like Hypnotoad.

[IAmOpenMinded]

There was a company nearby my neighborhood that offered 2 hour tours on Segways. I wanted to try out a Segway, and got a brochure from the tour guide. Earlier in the year, I was going to sign up for one of the tours, and found out they had closed their doors! It seems the economy affected them just like most businesses. Too bad.

[PiranhaJaw22]

machine gun sounds are awesome.

[squaloux]

cette engin a une autonomie de 40km et peut faire du 23km/h, pour l'avoir essayé c'est bleuffant....

[emerald2142]

Jesus its the sound error from hell o_O

[ASacredSpirit]

wtf with the sound!!!

[skyking166]

would they even let u use it indoor..? + is it just me, or the sounds is fked up O_O. and i perfer skateboard if there's less hate on skateboarding

[cz27227348]

i dont care what people say about segways. they're fucking awesome.

[TotallyGraceful]

Dear god. I was on holiday and I saw people having a tour... on seqways.

[FUNNYDUDE2525]

It's not that bad

[fbyakugan]

wtf is up with that noise

[Dannomack]

that sound is shit take it down

[gsf422]

unless that thing comes with a built-in rocket propulsion system and an attachable M60, I'm not buying

[weaselart]

@gsf422 from the sound of this videos, I think it does!

[nkolet]

Get Rid of this Video NOW!! You can't hear anything but that annoying sound! Why post something like this. BS!!

[nitinpjain]

is this abalabil in india

[jblovr5808]

This just comes to show that americans r lazy...

[tinyanimal]

what's that awful noise?

[yogertlvr]

The crazy thing about this commercial, Using it to go around your office building? I can see using it to go around town, but not inside a building. Besides, you imagine the marks on the carpet from dirty wheels.

[regisiam]

Is this a commercial the sound is so enjoying!

It travels 24 miles maximum, I wonder what can you do if you’re out of charge because it’s heavy. The actual price is for those who did not work for their money lol. I like innovation, but you got to make it practical, competitive and accessible. 7000$ you will compete with high end scooters and cars? None sense for a non-sense people. I may buy a Segway when the price drops to 300$ lol

[hazetubist]

they look like douches wearin helmets

[SoundControler]

i recently got a job with this thing. drive it 8 hours a day. it sucks. you can't get on a sidewalk without pulling it up, your kidneys want to kill you every time you go over a hole or a bump... screw this. legs or bicycle.

[SoundControler]

@Daan088 nope...

[VenagisX]

@Daan088 nope.

[RenaeSan]

@Daan088 nope

[DMB206]

@Daan088 No, Mine is fucked up right now too.

[pedekiller]

wonder how long it will take for one to bugger up and fall over, smashing someone in the face, causing some guy to sue the company?

[buneaalexpetru]

gay....

[davfritz]

Next they will invent something to chew your food for you!

[Liynkx]

this reminds me of one thing: Wal-E

[rmqkqh1]

segways are way awesome only for fun not to go to places. lol

[haxproductions1]

a 5 minute commercial cause fatasses wont instantly stand up from the sofa to buy this crap

[RNolanJ126]

They're fun but I wouldn't use one to get around everywhere.

[T1carus]

dont ride your bike on the platform, same with a segway :P

[04smallmj]

"It runs on rechargable batteries". No way! I thought it ran on AAs! And what about stairs?

I like the golf idea though.

[kid8421]

Segway are cool

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[sweetweni]

Do I smell Wall-E??

[Nickotak]

@sweetweni you dont smell it, you see it. Like FISHURMOMBALL said, "building a future of fatasses"

[sweetweni]

@Nickotak lollll I see, I see :P

[Geverything]

these are so cool

[tycoon1994]

HA!!! that was Filmed in Downtown Atlanta!!!

[jigc23]

Don't want to walk? Might as well just chop off your legs

[derk702]

what killed the segway is the simple fact that walking. . . is free!

oh and whats the hell with the stairs, you had to drag this thing upstairs!?

[MrEsro]

i'm surprised he didn't pick up any chicks on that subway ridin that segway like no tomorrow.

[MasterSwordMario]

Did that retard just ride his segway on the escal8or?

[spamhead97]

lol, the future of fat people is nigh! it looks so stoopid but sooooo cool!

[GodOfCreation46]

WHAO! Paying money to replace exercise! Who knew just a lil' bit o' good ol' fashioned walking was tiring enough to spur someone to build something to replace it?

[backstreetbutcher]

this advert is just making it look like " why walk when you can segway?" its just making people lazy.

[VivaLaBamEpisodes]

I wish these things were cheaper you would see so many more of them out there. I would buy one if they were around $1k

[04smallmj]

@VivaLaBamEpisodes  Same here. $500 just for a battery charger.

[testbink]

do they suffer hemorrhoids?

[94thts]

Segways are just awesome. Tried them before. Too bad they're so expensive.

[jorge1101]

i think it works good for large metropolitan areas like here in NY or golf courses, dnt hate fuckin rednecks

[ordinary1passerby]

I never had Segway, but I like my bicycle better

[pufixas]

it looks like he cant walk, like in the subway and in the subtrain, everywhere

[debuskey]

I have some cool segway videos, stunts, crashes...click on my name

[TurianAgent]

lolz I heard these things fail, though they sound awesome

[jackdoe83]

call me old fashioned... but i prefer my legs and dignity.

[jamesdeleonhphs]

@jackdoe83 lol "....and dignity..." lol

[viktard]

@jackdoe83 I know that you look kindda retarded driving one, still i kindda want one, because they are so freaking fun to drive! Anyways it will never replace walking. Also they are expensive as all hell, thousands of dollars for something that can drive as fast as a bike?

[260191894]

@jackdoe83 lol I agree.

[pedekiller]

@jackdoe83 nice ;)

[gurkis89]

gay

[HiNewGeneration]

I love segway!

[FISHURMOMBALL]

building a future of fatasses

[sixstringsentence]

and epicness

[GrannyTran]

@FISHURMOMBALL

Great minds think alike.

[never4getthis]

@FISHURMOMBALL no way man, you know how fun that is!!!!

[FISHURMOMBALL]

@never4getthis Yo i never said its not fun. but a seg is really unnecessary. its range sucks and i rather have a bike( cost issues... ) it is good fun tho

[EpiDemic117]

@FISHURMOMBALL Yeah I agree. This thing didn't really innovate that much in terms of practicality. If you want to see an invention that made history and put people on two wheels. Look no further than the honda cub. And it's cheaper, and more reliable than this thing and gets like 200 MPG.

[FISHURMOMBALL]

@EpiDemic117 Yeah absolutely! Too bad i havent got a bike license =.=

[z3roo0]

lol, so basiclly they say u don't have to walk anymore xD? o m g xD it looks so stupid, and why?

[superduperalex1]

really cool, i would like to have one. but they are too expensive!!! it costs 3 times at much as my dirtbike!!!! and i have a pretty good dirtbike... what would you rather have... one segway that goes probly 10 km/h or 2 or 3 dirtbikes that go over 115 km/h? your choise :P

[profset5556]

@superduperalex1 I have a dirtbike but i cant bike faster then maybe 30km/h. The segway can do 20 km/h to the batteri is dead but i can just bike in 30 km/h in just a few secunds and then i have to slow down. so my normal speed is maybe 15 km/h. U maybe think I am 80 years old because i just can do 15 km/h. And I am, I need a segway because I have to go to the market very fast if they have sale on potatoes.

[lgphoneeric]

First off. you cant be over 275 lbs to ride it. Two, probly none of you have ever riden one because it take a decient amount of effort to ride the new leanstier segways. and 3 if your rich like me then the price doesnt matter. I have 7 of them.

[recon455]

I have 8

[canascot02]

i have 9 haha NOT

[profset5556]

@recon455

Why do you have 8? So you can switch segway when the battery is dead so you dont have to wait for the battery to charge?

Rich boy.

[recon455]

I was replying to someone else who said they have 7.

Idiot.

[manjii2go]

So this is some tool that helps Americans STAY Fat?

[SingerHighNotes]

LOL

[manjii2go]

ok so now tell me: is it true what i said or are we all adopted?

[SingerHighNotes]

very true xD

[manjii2go]

It's just that.... Americans aren't all fat so it whas kinda weird to say it. But........... Some are REALLY fat and then it helps or it the segway breaks but i dont care ô_O

[canascot02]

prty much

[elpresidio]

Next idea for Dean Kamen the inventor of the Segway.

.

Moonwalk Footwear. Think Segway plus Heelys.

[pumpkinsoul12]

gay isn't it better to walk or drive a bike

[sniperr12]

nah.. is better a segway. the thing here is your poor and you cant buy one :P hahaha..

[pumpkinsoul12]

-.- so why is it funny if im poor

[mato4445]

segway is for fat people, who dont know use own legs

[elpresidio]

@mato4445. Really? I saw only thin people using Segway on this video. Yeah, I know it's only a commercial and they cast thin people to be in it but the fact of the matter is that it was created for people on the go and most people I've seen on it outside of this commercial are not fat. Just the opposite to your logic. Fat people are the ones that need the walking excercise don't need this.

[mato4445]

you have truth, but in other way, its useless and expensive, for example in our country it costs about 6000 - 7000,- Euros. for this money, you can buy nice car :-)

[skyarsalan]

only the elderly and the disabled should use these , i mean walk!!

its good for you XD

[b0w5er]

yeah but its faster

[Rw7451]

lol why is this pud wearing a HELMET? So queer...

[s14sr]

I like the fact that it has re genitive braking.

[instrodude94]

cool

[euheide]

this costs above 4000 euros right?

[aygachu]

this would be great if the design is a bit better

[jodex96]

I drove Segway today first time. It was pretty easy and very fun. Only diffycult was actually holding still=D

[thecamlayton]

Can I take one through drive-through? Can I get a cup holder for my Super Big Gulp? Is there a backup gasoline engine? I'd hate to have to walk if the batter goes dead. Do they come with a seat?

[Darrell1019]

XD!  LORL!! :D

[anthonykkw]

Haha, this is really ironic. First, people waste loads of money going to fitness centers/gyms, hire personal trainers---> to kep fit. Then, they go buy a machine so that they need not walk?!?!?! Why people, why????

[b0w5er]

I never do any health clubs

[CharridMedia]

Its funny how no one even notices that they all look like complete twats on them!

[BojanKrkicone]

lol so true hah!

[jaemsohyeah]

*sigh* these things are awesome, but they're illegal for safety reasons in my state

[utarian7]

how fuckin lazy do yu have to be........ lol