Shake that money maker! (3/13/09-9)

[UniqueVanessaB]

come on shake that money maker !! xD :P

[apzgeller]

I love them! 

[lawlzmudkipzlawlz]

The little boy in the background totally looks like an older version of Rocktard at 5:48 (:

Shaytards marathon <3

[TheConcluziioN]

@lawlzmudkipzlawlz Haha! Yes!

[basher5time]

Does murder-rape co- nevermind

[TheLanegirl]

I am so happy that you are financially better off now. I have been watching several old vlogs tonight I am glad their house now has more room for the kids and they don't have to go to the dr at what looked like a "clinic". The kids need their own space and to "know" their dr. Other than that you guys are the same  just older and skinner. :)

[ipwnyoudiehaha]

They must cringe soo much watching these lol soo much had changed

[Dork4286]

i remember when they did this after rocktard was born! lol... nice!

[xStrangeIove]

That looked like Rocktard in the background when they are eating pizza! Wow

[LoveisaLie101]

i can't get over how awesome it is to watch this video of them and see mountains in the background...it's unbelievable and too gorgeous :) Anyone else agree?

[starburstisbrilliant]

I can swear that's rocktard in the back when they are eating pizza/ice cream

[3GM65D]

Thumbs up if you are watching this 2012!!!

[MLBWSox]

@5:54 does pt say bt name if so then each kids name besides rocktards name has been said in a vlog

[darkvash12346]

rob bank

[annabelle995]

sooooo cuteeeee

[CaptainFoleysChannel]

Id rob fort knox

[darkvash12346]

@CaptainFoleysChannel lol

[ItsGeauxTime]

this is officially the first time shay ever made mommytard dance :)

[biskut0024]

You guys made me laugh and i couldnt stop smiling haha

[jojo64545]

I danced in front of random cars and they got scared xD

[gobingo8]

ya she has always been like that hyper like crazy and she has NEVER STOPPED!!!!

[duane2980]

Dont know how i got here but enjoyed the watch. Ur a very entertaining chap i see ur partener is up for a laugh also. Cheers for the upload

[dracocool99]

is it just me or does that boy in the background look like the grown up version of rocktard....5:47

[11rachel11]

@dracocool99 i know right, i was like WOAH THAT KID LOOKS LIKE ROCKTARD it was freaky 

[dinnerman1996]

shay is so round and bearded!

[24torirox]

id go to Quincy Market at night, and steal everything! haha not really

[landdcollection]

I remember watching that for the first time the day Shay posted it. Oh my gosh, I have no life!!

[Bran2L]

Rocktard at 5:50!

[fOomusicfighters]

one of my favorite vlogs of all time<3

[Awesomesauce1214]

I would rob Gringotts. *It* has marble pillars.

[justkiddingitsalex]

I remember watching this in 09!

[ItsBrittanyyBeach]

Oh you know just sitting here drinking a vita coco on a sunday night and getting some homework done...no i'm not obsessed geez where'd you get that idea?

[SirBarneyGumble]

1:55 -- 2 years later and Shay is still talking about robbing a bank. :D

[Jellybeanamania]

this was the first video i ever saw by u shay, and i've been watching u guys ever since, and it makes me so happy that you've become what u are now, you've lost so much weight, you've had another kid, u have a great home, u have loads of money, and ur wife is still hot! ur my idol! :D

[Jellybeanamania]

oh my god man, I remember watching this 2 years ago, and in english we had to choose a sponser for a product, me and my friend chose donuts and your were our sponsor, and loads of people from class knew who u were and were cheering, man i miss those times

[JNeverMindMe]

katilette is soooooo prettyyy!!!

love u guyss, and love your vids<3

[TheCSA12]

WHO WATCHING THIS AFTER VIDEO NUMBER 1000?

[MonkeyRWAR]

ROBBING A BANK you stole my idea

[leaharagon]

Aw I miss this, they don't even film in their front yard because they're so popular now :(

[BoMy01]

5:47 This boy in the back reminds me of Rocktard!

[meganinjapillow]

"DRIVE NOW!" LMFAO.

mommytard is an inspiration to me <3

[fergus247]

my crime. i would start up a competing bank that issues its own currency. right now the federal reserve has a government sanctioned monopoly:)

[ironslong]

..... you hear on the new in 2014 breaking news in new york city today police have just arrested a skinny bearded man who goes by the name of shaycarl for robbing the manhatten bank today hes a really bad shot because he shot 7 rounds hitting noone

[Nessa6811]

5:30 i love princesstard

[emmetbaldwin]

I am from the future just to let you know princesstard in 2 years time will be SUPER CRAZY! Thank you.

[moazstarwars1234]

prinxcess is so cute

[IFIMHER]

Thumbs up if you're watching old Shaytards episodes to pass time till the vlogs come back!

[Moneeshy]

SHAYTARD MARATHON! Whoot whoot.!

[Xsidknee]

I've been watching from the very beginning, and decided to come back to rewatch old episodes. It's funny because I can kinda remember what's going to happen in these. :)

[Rawlyssa]

PTard is SO WITTLE!

[XxBNinjaBxX]

Don't mind me, just having a SHAYTARDS marathon in my room...

[lazypandagurl]

@XxBNinjaBxX

Me 2 ;D

[MsBlinggirl]

that's how ptard is now always aha

[RedxLilxSleepy]

i would rape your wife *of offense*

[longview1987]

@RedxLilxSleepy who would take offense to that?, it's a very sweet thing to say

[HelloKittyCandyCutie]

oh and id rob a toy store in japan! XD

[HelloKittyCandyCutie]

why did i pretend to put on a seatbelt

[TristenMiness]

Why is mommytard so HOT and shay lost alot of weight good for you SHAY :D

[M0JIB]

If I could commit one crime w/o any repercussions, I would get my adoption papers filled out and Shay to forge them so I could legally spend the rest of my life with the greatest family in the world. That's just me.

[allensendo]

It's a pizza!

[averyjays]

this is one of my favorites. its the first one that really feels like a shaytards video, watching them go abot their day with hte whole family :D

[The109926]

mommytard s beautiful

[RealDealTavasol]

aww... babytard's hair looks like rocktard's hair :O <3

[TLG160]

WOW, u can really tell shay has lost weight

[UnicornSlayer26]

i'm confused about the top comments...

[nerdgirlwithglasses]

I'd rob a bank too shay

[MrPhish21]

embezzlement

[saturmv1]

@uqqsfreaakxo LOGIK FTW

[TheWolfboy007]

Princesstard was SOOO hyper back then. Her & Babytard are polar opposites. Babytard never speaks. I'm almost positive that she doesn't like being on camera...

[M3LZAR]

Genocide

[SeanBrennan93]

wow! sontard looks so young in this!

[emmajanegardner]

princesstard in this video after all that sugar is the way princesstard acts in all videos normally in two years time

[hoh851111]

I am in Sep 2011

[WWEFAN1202]

@oako1001 Thats babytard

[frankythered]

Did sontard get smaller?

[KendraRae14]

awwww little princesstard is SO cute. i feel bad saying it, but i'm pretty sure she's your cutest kid

[guitar43ver]

LOL SHAY i miss these days, you were so funny always asking viewers questions

[nanabanana613]

chase bank of newyork, watch out you have a shaycarl whos gonna come rob your bank!!<3

[2tsunade1]

In this vlog Princesstard became my favorite princess of all time, SHE Is CRAZY BECAUSE SHE BORN IN UTAH!

[oako1001]

@ 5:49 that kid behind looks exatly like rocktard

[sgtkiko]

i would rape everyone

[krowshadowflame]

i love when he tortures the kids!! LMFAO

[shoushikouen7]

Sontard. Cutie pie to polite little G with all the girls on him.

[Kieraarae]

hey. does anyone know the video where babytard and princessestard and getting their nails painted by mummytard in the lounge in this house? (it was the first video i watched from the shaytards) imposable question i know (:

[Shellewell]

@Kieraarae No idea, i'd advise having a marathon and watching all of them in order until you find it

[TheDaylon21]

man i would rob a store like sams club or wal mart

[Wretchedable]

if i could do something illegal, i would do mommytard ;) sorry guys lol

[Costinesuper]

The kids are so cute here... uh nice memories, Shay!!!!!!

[Hotty6969]

i would hire a prostitute or two

[candrew6]

hahahaha i never laugh this hard at the new vlogs!!

[Jellybeanamania]

mommytard is fiiiiiiiiiiine

[MrForeverReal]

i watched this along time ago and didn't realize it was one of the first vlogs till i came back right now and watched it again searching for the first shaytards vlogs

[Tee3lle]

ommmmggg princesstard!!

[trollinsince99]

I would rob that big toy store in new york

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

I would steal a load of horses.

[nicogs97]

steal a candy store

[RisingGreySun]

Jay walking

[stargirl8621]

I would steal everything I could in a grocery store that I like.

[jamoebaggins1992]

hahaha! i love this! thumbs up if your a big ass dude with a beautiful tiny gf/wife too! haha im gonna start a club!

[gangster5502]

i know dis is old but she could of just unlock the door instead of going threw the window.

[fastfive100]

i would steal a hotel in las vegas and get a lot of money lie that movie oceans 11,12 and 13

[SCCOOTTER16]

I would rape a certain girl i went to high school with.

[2010LyricMaster]

im watching this in 2011 and the kids look sooo young like omg! lol

[lukelaposh]

i would kill justin beiber

[swordssmith]

kidnap you sense god wouldent be mad lol not in the mean way though

[JMehta1000]

was uploaded on my birthday!:) btw: I love the Shaytards!:) 

[ilovekittiens101]

Cool Video shay do you like in america

[Rachelleigh997]

I bet katilette couldve unlocked the door when the window was down lol xD

[JiantJarboe]

@Cuddly69Bear your the one who asked what it was

[MaNiMaBaLLa]

Omg, look how cute ptard was/still is LOL

Love it

[JiantJarboe]

@Cuddly69Bear a year

[aceboy706]

at 5:32 poor little girl got icecream wasted XDDD thumbs up if u think so

[biggestSDlover]

the crim I would comit: I would rape shane dawson.. JK

[mrschminkman]

remeber watching this when you first put it on loved it then love it now.... rock stars have sensitve sides this is my proof lol

[AandW5454]

Duude, I'd soo rob a bank:)

[ilykaypurple]

awww look how little the kids are

[cr62jg6m]

i think you shut not giving sugar to prinsestard anymore

[kkmiguel18]

Thumbs up if you've watched this in the past, currently watching it in the present, and are going to watch it in the future. O.o

[1MoisesXP]

If I could commit any crime i would fuck all my girlfriends

[ILoveJohnGrimesx]

Dude youve lost so much weight :D

[Nicole3900]

@TikiTiko2011 "what a fat disgusting pig..." wow, you're so rude!!! Show some respect, Shay never did anything to you.

[SwatCrue]

@Nicole3900 hey think of it his way cause hes still having nightmares of when the fat camp director played hide the sausage with him.

[forevertwilight47]

omg when shay was washing the car and spraying PT & ST, it was like a total deja vu :P didn't he do the same thing in one of the more recent vlogs?

[RoumainPatriot]

wasnt the myth that after birth women get fat? well I see shay got fater and fater after each baby momytard had xDD

[breeship]

@RoumainPatriot not exactly, no

He actually lost some weight when Rocktard was born

You know all you people think these "fat jokes" are funny hut you all look like total idiots when you make them

[joshta25]

Sleep with mommytard...s bed....get ur mind outta the gutter

[computerfreakplayer]

u know how to have fun with ur kids

[bmxer12344]

poop on your face

[mvmassacre21]

@CaffyJ haha. that was my first thought when he said "it's friday"! I expected him to suddenly jump into the rebecca black song then i looked up to see when it was uploaded and i'm like "ohh. didn't exist back then". xD

[InternetChallengeMan]

if everyone had a pass the banks when they got robbed would be

"sigh" NOT AGIAN

[EmmaAwesomeSauce29]

I'm trying to make a playlist of all the old videos, but I can't seem to find some :/

[Matza8]

guys, you seem to be the perfect family, you are totally great, keep it up :)

[blackberry8319]

this was my first vlog omg.....<3

[Rachl0l0l0l0]

Princesstard... forever psycho.

Is it just me or does Mommytard seem a lot more fun here? She's still fun ofc, but here she's just like WEWP

[pacman211]

i kinda like these vids more tan the 2011 youtube celebrity vids...these seem more legit

[ajaypalsinghg]

The Girl which is here is totaly like my Cousion Sister its realy true her behavior is same like this girl on you tube... i would have been great if you could have seen ur double in india, when ever i see her it imideatily remind me of my sis, great video Enjoy all......

[JrAraiza]

i would assassinate someone important, like the president. i would pretend to be a body guard, then set up guns to go off at a certain time, then when they go off i go to shield the president, i would shoot him. im pretty sure thats in a movie though...

[MrJohnny1655]

rape

[xXxKlutz101xXx]

I looovveee mommytard's hair in this video!

[reichstag10]

why do i have a feeling of disliking?

[MegaKcck]

rob a bank and the jewelry store next to it and the mall next to that! my towns a walkin robbery thats gonna happen

[TheTraProductions]

I'm watching on 7/4/11 and the tard kids are soooo cute!!! They changed alot!!!! :D

[dudzdelvalle]

i love how the top comments are the same comment!!!!

[02daft]

shaytard fuckheads

[TheTraProductions]

@02daft ur a fucking douche fuck head these people are awesome. Talking shit on people on youtube shows u have low self esteem and that you ur a loser so you go on the internet and talk shit on people!! Go fuck urself!!

[02daft]

@TheTraProductions yes that's absolutely true.

[bozealien]

@TheTraProductions JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT

[0278475658]

tumbs up if your watching in 2012 :P

lol

[23sivart]

Malachitard

[MACHOmatt08]

same here

[TMAbassist]

The crime I would commit.......... KIDNAP THE SHAYTARDS!!! :P

[jjpk23]

Thumbs up if your're watching in 1837

[TehChocco]

This guy has teh best life

[TheModernkillfare]

THUMBS UP IF UR WATCHING THIS IN 2651954UYSHDFGHSKVGIS345

[TheIljz]

lol princestard still acts the same 2 years later

[Input4everyone]

When did they get their names? ( tard ones)

[tinyislandwordpress]

there can never be enough lil princesstard footage :)

[martin777747]

u have a fun family

[ahnal123]

thumbs up if ur watching this in the year 3000

[hightec9]

u should make her jump up and down with tan top

[PRINCEofPECICA]

DJ Sava feat Andreea - money maker

[ResolvingInsanity]

If I couldn't get in trouble for ANY crime, it would be to murder Justin BIeber. :D

[brookiet18]

"chick chick BOOM, that would be awesome" lol

[SkiForLife1997]

Ahahaha, I think this is one of my favorite videos that u guys made!!!

[fatpiggie9]

he played the car wash game with the kids the video when they brought rocktard home :3

[TheSSH96]

PT is still as obnoxious when she is 5 as she is in this video ! :D

[Mistafixa101]

Btw I am going to rape your family

[xxRadiateLove]

i thought babytard was rocktard at 0:34...then I realized this is 2009 :)

[logansheaa]

PT says emmi in this videoo...

[Stellarifi]

The start of mommytard's dancing! HAHA! I love old videos.

[Opaiscool]

Wow shay is sort of an asshole in these old vids

[tinyislandwordpress]

can't get over how cute PT is at the end of the video :)

[lvpackrat]

@fantard 100 "I'd rob as many millionares as I could and then distribute the money to the poorest people."

Can't...Obama beat you to it.

[nicogs97]

i will rob a candy store

[fantard100]

I'd rob as many millionares as I could and then distribute the money to the poorest people.

ps: I find it so crazy that you can so easily buy shotguns and ammunition in the US. That's where our guns come from in Canada, smuggled over the border.