Kobe Bryant - "I Baptized Dwight!"

[Bones87ish]

U Kobe nutthuggers are a bunch of bitches straight up. U know damn well that if LBJ's said that you'll be talking mad shit! The last yr Kobe won a championship a reporter asked him a question n he just said "I just got one more than Shaq" Excuse me Kobe but if it wasn't for Shaq who was responsible for ur 1st three rings u would only have 2. N when Bynum said the Lakers are having trust issues Kobe's response: "What do i care, what do i care what he says" He should have cared cause he got swept

[Rorschach1030]

@Bones87ish Great Statement man.

[MultiBlackjack24]

@Bones87ish for christ sake lebron sucks ass, smh nigga's horrible

[Bones87ish]

@MultiBlackjack24 In the past 3 seasons Kobe has shot the ball MORE times but LBJ's still OUTSCORES him. This season Kobe's played MORE games than LBJ's but LBJ's still has MORE assists, steals, rebounds, n blocks. Not to mention Kobe shoots the ball 71% MORE than his teammates n he's shooting at 45%. LBJ's is shooting at 54% n he has a highter % 4rm the 3 point line as well. FACT! When LBJ's is guarding Kobe, Kobe has the fewest FG's than when n e other player guards him. FACT!

[MultiBlackjack24]

@Bones87ish yea and once lebron stars aging, once he hits 30 he's gonna lose all that athletsim and strength, there won't be anymore explosiveness to the rim, no chase down blocks, he won't be able to guard even the suckiest players, and since he sucks mid range jumping and post up, nigga's gonna average like 12 ppg, he's gonna fade away just like iverson

[Bones87ish]

@MultiBlackjack24 Ok i didn't know u could tell the future lol. The dudes only 26 yrs old n his shot has just improved. Btw Jordan was 28 yrs old when he won his 1st title. N e thing could happen man but don't say something stupid like wait til he's 30 cause like i said he has a better shooting % than Kobe now n his shot is just getting better. If that's the case get back at me in 4 yrs haha

[MultiBlackjack24]

@Bones87ish Ok we will see, 4 years from now you're gone be saying "oh dat dude was right, man fuck lebron, he's so so slow, just like a turtle" smh, do you really think he's going be same when he ages? look what happen to vince carter, lebron's just going to be another all star, people will forget about him

[Bones87ish]

@MultiBlackjack24 As a rookie LBJ's was still better than Vince in his PRIME! He averaged more points, assists n everything look it up! IDK y u brought up Vince Carter like they play the same. LBJ's is the youngest player in NBA history to score 40 points at just 19 yrs old, he's the youngest all star mvp in NBA history at just 21 yrs old n he carried the sorry ass Cavs to the finals at just 22 yrs old. Vince has nothing on that shit! U Kobe fans are just hoping for that to happen to him lol

[kandstephen]

Thanks to kobe dwight howard is going to Heaven

[WAKEUPshift111]

nuts in yo face!

[WAKEUPshift111]

This must've been recorded with the original GameBoy

[honeytos28]

He also throws the ball off his head..haha

[ronald2324fly12]

they fimled that shit with a rock -.-

[JoshHighLifeKhalifa]

Which pixel is Kobe?

[maleen00]

JOSH HOWARD? LMAO

[SK8RB94]

@Jamespolokid Kobe was around before so w/e Nate did it should be that Kobe dunk.. -___-

[Jamespolokid]

even though dwight is my fav player, kobe gave him that nate dunk.

[JohnnyXize]

240p so we meet again

[fashonthem]

Kobe said "Come to LA and this won't continue happening to you!" LOL

[faraway9222]

superman, y u no jump?

[Tranzorr]

Who cares, Dwight dunked on Kobe in return lol. 2nd video on the right is it.

[dodgerboy86]

@Tranzorr Actually its more impressive for a 6'6 player to dunk on a 7'1 player, than for a 7'1 player to dunk on a 6'6 player...but a typical hater like you wouldn't understand that

[Tranzorr]

@dodgerboy86 ROFLMFAO!!!! Who said I was a hater here? Wow you got unresolved issues. I know about the heights, idiot.

[MRBRADY92]

lol whoever got tha poster of that i'll buy it off u

[Br24yant]

lmao announcer is dumb....JOSH HOWARD??????

[nayr3636]

He got baptized by the holy ball sweat from kobe..

[MoneyMCKing007]

Kobe And Dwight in LA. fuck the big 3. DYNAMIC DUO.

[nitotech]

@MoneyMCKing007 Forgetting about Pau. More like the big 3 and possibly LO.

[rosarioalberto444]

hold on let me press pause so i can count the pixels ok: 1,2,3,4,5 wow thats it i thought it was gonna be less

[tracybuddha]

Think more like 24.0p

[kit3086]

Ha ha. The commentator said Josh Howard. Like he's that tall.

[8100mrniceguy]

epic tbag

[crissfoo96]

kobe's probably the only player that can say ' i teabagged dwight howard '

[MegaIka777]

how could he baptism him when hes 33 and howard is 26 its like 6 years the diffrence well i dont remember 6 year old boy batism somebody lol

[streetkid7895]

@MegaIka777 ur joking right?

[jordanhobo7]

hahahahahaha josh howard

[mehtabsingh1]

he baptized him in 100p



[yojoeflow]

everyone knows shaq is by far the strongest player ever, of course kobe won't even give him that much

[isaacc112]

i love kobe but i wana see someone do that to dwight now lol



[darkbreeze9009]

wheres 1:19

[ttgsean]

haha dumb ass said josh howard

[th3p1mpst3r2]

wheres the footage

[Zimzamzoom18]

Man, I love Kobe but if he attempts something like that on Dwight today, he will die.

[jrzy49]

@Zimzamzoom18 What?

[yunielescaz]

thats cos dwight didnt even bother to jump. if this was streetball with no fouls. kobe would have landed on his back hurtin!

[Papasmurf532]

@yunielescaz but its the nba and dwight howard got dunked on

[BirdChirp007]

@yunielescaz if this was streetball with no fouls, I'd pull my gun out and shoot you. what? u said no fouls?! 'tsall good, 'tsall good

[yunielescaz]

@BirdChirp007 might as well say i'd shoot you even before u reach the courts so u cant even get to touch the ball in the 1st place. nice digression u have there

[BirdChirp007]

@yunielescaz Nope. Not at all. Might as well not say that. If you shoot me before i reached the courts to even touch the ball - that wouldn't be street ball. That would be murder. And you'd go to jail. Shooting someone is only justified if you're playing basketball with no fouls.

[yunielescaz]

@BirdChirp007 delusional? i wonder if shooting some1 in a soccer match is also justified. since it all involves balls.

[BirdChirp007]

@yunielescaz (Sigh) someone's gotta do it i suppose...So, i'll spell it out for you. Your ORIGINAL comment (the one I'm trying to show you how moronic and irrelevant it is) = STUPID! Why? Because in the N.B.A. (where Kobe baptized Dwight - the video we've all finished watching - with mixed reviews), they have these things called RULES. And if the players in the N.B.A. resorted to streetball "rules" (the ones with no fouls - the ones YOU made comment to), they would be heavily fined -

[yunielescaz]

@BirdChirp007 i see! so jumping up to contest a dunk is illegal in the NBA and when a person tries to dunk on u, the only legal thing to do is to plant on the ground, raise your hands and hope for the best. all dwight had to do was to get aggresive and go for the block instead of standing there feet planted nba style. the more u speak the dumber you sound. get back to your gun touting excuses. u excel best at digresesion

[BirdChirp007]

@yunielescaz (continued) and after continual use of these rules, would be deemed "unfit" to play in the N.B.A. and would be cut from the payroll. They would then be allowed to play street ball, or soccer - with no rules - and shoot whoever they want; ... only in the field of play of course. The end. Goodbye.

[agaism25]

so dwight was the white girl?

[colossalko]

he didn't baptize him he teabagged him.

[TheQmartin]

Damn that was 180p

[wowkwowk]

@TheQmartin even worse

[franchise11]

steve francis!!

[ImBlazinBro]

kobe shitted on his head

[X2breezyBro]

so kobe invented the cock meat sandwhich ight gotcha

[saadaout]

yea thxs for filling me in... now i just figure out the pixels

[teamdeangelo]

I miss number 8 and hell naw CP3's dunk isn't better. Not at all

[kornpleiks]

cp3's facial on d12 is better

[dontmesswiththefess]

@kornpleiks definitely not.........

[dontmesswiththefess]

@kornpleiks that wasnt a facial that was him dunking while dwight was behind him watch the vid dumbfuck

[kornpleiks]

@dontmesswiththefess ok.. go suck kobe's cock

[TheBas007]

no bad kobe, i baptized him

[bungeegums]

Magic made a good pick with Howard instead of okafor

[daberr2]

kobes nuts on howards neck

[jlh6310]

Who cares what Francis did to Kobe. Kobe was about to run right through him. I'd push him away too..he didn't push him bc Kobe dunked on Dwight. Get real people

[Mizzles240]

Typical NBA Announcer during #8 era:

AND KOBE GOES HARD TO THE HOLE WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE!!!!!!!

Also, Lakers vs Magic starts at 7PM ET.

[narekabanba]

if u are a nigga u would no we niggas dont get baptized

[xXStatTicBuLetXx]

lol josh howard wth its dwight stupid commentator

[ErgoNoTertillBoy]

Dunking on a rookie? I guess that's impressive. I doubt kobe would try it now, though.

[MsFuckduck]

@ErgoNoTertillBoy Oh I'm sorry if it matters if he's a rookie. I'm sorry if kobe is 33 right now

[arthurfrancis82]

@ErgoNoTertillBoy Yes he would.

[ProdigalStar]

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzz nuts!

[JuneJay16]

For everyone unfamiliar with the term "baptize" When used in the way the way that Kobe used it... it means putting your nuts in someones mouth. i.e "tea bag"

[j0hnX44]

he dunked the shit out of me man! wahahah

[XComPointer]

i didn't know that josh howard is magic now

[XComPointer]

josh and dwight howard are different

[qwertyuiopASDFGHJ885]

kobe: " dwight? do you like nuts with that 12 inch meat"?

[lafon02]

josh howard

[Hawaii808King]

great quality  ;P

[amysuarez89]

0:09-0:30.. Kobe is only "PRETENDING" in front of media..He's only pretending that time that Dwight is really stronger..but deep inside of Kobe's feelings during that interview,actually Kobe is telling himself that "dwight is weaker than him,and dwight is coward",that's why he dunked the shit out in front of the face of howard.. STFU Kobe!! We know you're not telling the truth in front of the media. you're only showing your FAKE HUMBLENESS.Stop pretending that you're really impressed with Howard

[Dusoe3]

@amysuarez89 shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Nezsem]

@amysuarez89

You should be in politics.

[TheRimrocka]

@amysuarez89 And you are showing your "SHALLOWNESS!" How old are you? 3?...

[D3ATHBL00D]

@amysuarez89 He dunked over JOSH howard, not Dwight..

[abut0]

@D3ATHBL00D Nope that was dwight !

Josh aint that tall..lol

[D3ATHBL00D]

@abut0 Oh, Didn't hear the commentator correct himself, my fault

[tysonakamrsmooth]

@amysuarez89 wow you're an idiot man.

[vtechyper]

This was back when josh howard was more well known that dwight.

[jiujitsujedi]

He tea-bagged Dwight !

[fliptopsbattle]

dwight howard first cockmeat sandwich in nba!

[Arceus1801]

lol " baptized " XD

[madhazzer]

IDK if Howard is stronger than Shaq....

Is howard stronger than the Admiral?

[maruia8]

Firstly, did the commentator say JOSH Howard!? GTFO.

[Vance3210]

@maruia8 Yeah he did. He corrected himself later on, but originally said Josh Howard. lmao

[TheBigApple1994]

wtf is it me or does dwight howard look alot smaller ??

[freak51]

lol they called him josh howard, they barely know his name back then

[stefshawn08]

@freak51 knew

[number25king25]

josh howard lol

[Wazzamazizzi]

You can put this in your file of Kobe imitating Tracy McGrady (dunk on Bradley)...

[Matthewbdoan]

i ewould be happy to get baptized by kobe but even more happy to be baptized by kobe but with no shorts or underwear on so its like he only has a shirt on and he baptizes me so his nuts is actually in my face

[Matthewbdoan]

dwight howards lucky to have kobes nuts in his mouth

[JulianRGaaatcha]

That highlight was shot with a calculator

[slimdogg3325]

@JulianRGaaatcha funny

[kbotpop]

@JulianRGaaatcha a Kwame Brown Calculator to be exact

[TeckRandom]

@JulianRGaaatcha actually shot with my penis

[TEAMF100]

but there teamates know Haha

[KEITHISMYHERO7]

@TEAMF100 no there not

[PeterTheTrueGundam]

Lol you just got baptized and who the hell's josh howard LOL

[vanie0]

lol the commentator said "josh howard"

[BigBearfromthe206]

He almost vince cartered' him!

[gsingh96]

i would not be embrassed because i wouldve been dunked on by greatness. Its would be my honor to get dunked on by kobe

[thimios41]

did he say JOSH Howard?????

what an idiot

[crankitcrew123]

lol dont worry 2012 kobe + howard

[Castilloj09]

@crankitcrew123 Yesssssss I hope!!!!!

[Bnesdatruth]

Thats #8 kobe what did you expect from "josh howard"

[iMoises95]

@Bnesdatruth Dwight howard

[kan3pUp]

man that video is so old they were calling dwight, josh..

[DrzDark1990]

Hahahahaha gotta love kobe

[legoholic199]

did ya here kobe say sumthing about adidas? i made him adidas...." i bet he said bitch

[thattallkid666]

@legoholic199 he said i turned him into a defensive stopper or something like that

[legoholic199]

@thattallkid666 well it sure did sound like he said adidas, hehe, adidas-defensive. they kinda sound alike ツ

[MississippiStateFTW]

damn! I thought kobe was going to PULL the rim OFF!

[redranger545]

Illuminati members can baptize?

[thegov08]

"right on the top of josh howard" at 0:47 ahahhahahha

[dwa1kr]

now this is what you call strong! /watch?v=n2W7_XouuIo

[insidemymind7]

He's a teacher, he taught dwight howard that putting up ur hands will only get u dunked on in the league. Funny how Kobe taught Ben Wallace the same lesson in his rookie year lol

[ausar02]

one of my fav in game NBA dunk of all time

[hahaSunha]

pixel jokes are so last year. come up with your own creative shit you joke thief.

[kamionkami1]

i bet u that commentator wont fuck up d12's name today

[FuzeeGFX]

who the hell is Josh Howard

[sukilaker]

Whats pixel is KOBE dunking on Howard ????

[cindyl1417]

JOSH howard? LOL

[mariovillanuevavela]

nuts in yo face nigga

[fantasyexctasy]

Steve Francis will forever be the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen on the basketball court. I wish I could punch that little turd's mouthpiece into his mouth everytime he sticks it out

[quietoneaz]

If Dwight actually jump instead of trying to take a charge, Kobe would have been on his back. Kobe would never get down in the paint with Howard because he would get dunked on and land on his back.

[LakersCP3]

@quietoneaz Or he wouldnt get down in the paint because hes a fucking shooting guard.. dipshit.

[lilownz141]

josh howard?

[DonCorleone87]

It is true... I've never seen anybody dunk on Dwight Howard like Kobe has... Howard transformed after this hahaha

[hostilebelligerent]

can anyone tell me what the song name is?

[blah4424]

@hostilebelligerent get like me (david banner + chris brown)

[bowdanger1]

@anitabenkoe jacob tucker!

[demnboi123]

next season those two will be teammates in LA... 

[ephguitar]

Bring dwight to LA!!!!

[PoeticJustice05]

@ephguitar He should go to the Bulls, actually. A great point and a great center would kill everybody.

[ephguitar]

@PoeticJustice05 thats the point man.. I'm a Lakers fan. I want to see the Lakers kill everybody lol

[PoeticJustice05]

@ephguitar But they wouldn't, that'she point. The Lakers need more than just Dwight, they need to rebuild their entire team. The Bulls already have a strong team, all they would to dominate everybody is Dwight. As a Lakers fan, you should admit that the Lakers have a lot of work to do.

[ephguitar]

@PoeticJustice05 the lakers do have work to do.. if they can get dwight and cp3 then they would dominate though.. kobe, dwight, cp3, gasol, odom.... thats a damn good starting 5

[PoeticJustice05]

@ephguitar But their bench sucks. It takes more than just five players to win a championship. That's why they were defeated. They need a better bench, and do you really think they have the moola to buy those two players?

[bowdanger1]

Kobe, dont be that way hes a rookie and didnt try to block you! you couldnt do it again....

[tayjuan]

@bowdanger1 u never know

[feezy243]

Bet he cant do it anymore now...

[crzedde]

so uhhh.....

which pixel is dwight???

hahaha

[TheLakeShow8]

HOWARD COMING TO THE LAKERS :)2012

[ayyerp]

Kobe said.... tea bag!

[KiddoFresh24]

Josh Howard is what he said

[BrandodxX]

Did i hear JOSH HOWARD??

[rsx123]

He didn't baptize Dwight. Dwight didn't even try to block him, he just stood there with his hands up.

[baskgod]

LOL who duh fuck is josh howard hahaa

[chipiboy1]

i guess by babtize he meant by putting his sweaty ball on his forehead!

[OfficialCarterWifey]

@chipiboy1

No, that's not what it means..

[CrankMonkey99]

lol josh howard