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  • can you do a video on why the earth is round????!!??!

  • 12 seconds

  • crap now i have to find distrepolos comment

  • man where do u get ur weed i need me some of dat

  • DANNY CAN YOU PLEASE DO A VIDEO ON

    FUNNY MAGIC TRICKS

  • hi danny, could you do a video in why lamas spit and one on why it hurts in your nose when you burp after drinking soda :) LOVE <3 Angela G.

  • fact I am your most faverite lemon drop!

  • Fact... the VW bettle was originaly created for adolf hitler

  • woah i just learned i dont even feel like blinking until i reach 17 seconds

  • I waited to blink when Danny did :)

  • what program do you use? i tried to make a video, but i used live movie maker

  • like if you blinked when danny did

  • Oh my god - I don't laugh very often at video's or any stand-up comedian nowadays. But Sir... Ur making me laugh through the whole vid, this is not normal... Give this guy an emmy or something!!!

  • Omg You are hilarious! I love it!

  • You always make me laugh! FACT. That's a rare gift you have there, thank you for sharing it with us Lemon drops:)

  • did you get thses facts from the ipod touch/iphone "10,000 cool facts"? Just curious.

  • "..as if for the first time"

  • You should make a video about

    MUSTACHIOS!!!!!

  • Do you get your facts off that ipod app? hahaha cause I have that and I've heard like all of these xD

  • Lemondrops is what he calls us guys :D

  • What does this lemondrop mean? lol I love your movies PLEASSEE don't stop I rarely laugh but I just can't help laughing at you!!

  • What does this lemondrop mean? lol 

  • aaawww love you too Danny

  • @xHoShi91x

    FACT: You misspelled mispelled. Wow what the fuck.

  • @AlCapwn0

    FACT: Who gives a shit????? OH YEA YOU FAGGOT :)

  • Subscribe to danny

  • Pause at 41 seconds for danny kissey face

  • FACT: I'm dannys' lemon drop =D

  • first video of yours I watched. you make me think of Jim Carrey. like thats the only thing that went through my head while watching your video

  • Fact: We love you too Danny!!!

  • I'm with max on this.

  • Ur the second Mr Bean :D

  • i have no comment

  • I succeded too :D

  • if you truly loved me you would mention this comment in one of your next videos!!!!!!!!

  • Fact: Rabbits can immaculately conceive, also known as parthanogenesis

  • hold 0

  • 0:20 <3 HAHAHAHA

  • I love ur videos, u should do a video on chickens and there ability to project poop at people like they are firing a gun

  • @TheHeavenSucks hey baby. My names Danny. U love me? Lol.

  • @ikikyoassfoo I certainly do!

  • Fact:The people that read Saraenna's comment before the video tried not to not blink their eyes.

  • FACT: If your poor and a nolifer pull your dick in public and you will be famous

  • Musmash ahahahahahhahah :D

  • didnt blink C:

  • I love Danny, and if YOU read this, I think I'm gonna love you too, so so soooooo ahh If you read this reply to my comment so so soooo ah ha ah ha I can start loving you bye bye...

  • Press 2 repeadedly!!!

  • how did you got popular on youtube, make a video about that

  • Thumb up if you're checkin' for King of Hearts.

  • FACT:Danny mis-spelled fantastic on the title.

  • @xHoShi91x  ociffer obvious

  • @xHoShi91x FACT: No-one cares.

  • @xHoShi91x your comment has 69 likes ;)

  • @xHoShi91x its ok

  • Your eyes are so fricken big that they seriously scare the shit outta me!

  • if u press 3 repeatedly u can make danny keep blinking

    if u press 6 repeatedly u can make danny say fart over & over

    if u press 8 repeatedly u can make danny woof

    :P XD

  • @IamGbub

    Shit, my 6th key is broken! >0(

  • After the King Of hearts Fact, everyone went and google'd it

  • awww you're a lemon drop and we love you too <3 :D

  • OMG A SHIRT!!!!

  • By any chance do you have the 10,000+ cool facts app? :P

  • press cc near video quality settings and enable audio transcribe...Dude it's really f*cked up :D

  • Hold down 0, scary eyes D:

  • mushmash XD LMAO

  • If you press 2 repeatedly, you can make danny have a seizure :)

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  • FACT: People are connected my neurons in the brain so if you think about a person all day, that person is thinking of you.

  • @kaykay1712 REALLYY? :O

  • hold down 3 "im so sexy"

  • You're so creepy, it's amazing. How do you do it?

  • thumbs up if u were smiling :)

  • thats a stink...i. love. you.

  • i turned the translation on and when he said "when we taste each other" youtube wrote "when we ate his teacher"

  • FACT: I AM a lemon drop, and I love you too :)

  • Just hold down 7 ohhh yeahh.

  • CRAZY SHIT

    In fullscreen i repeated 8 quite slowly, he totally hypnotized me!, my brain went blank and it didnt stop doing it for like 5 minutes!

    fuckn shit my pants right there

  • I have just uploaded TWO new videos of Danny LIVE in Sydney. My username is my link.

  • 6 + 4 = fucker

    really detached

  • i am a lemondrop and you love me :3 cute!

  • I LOVE the face he does, if you pause it and press 2.

  • OMG HE DIDNT SAY FINAL SUMMATION!!!! what has the world come to?!?!

  • MmmWHURD!

  • Fantastic*

  • FACT: Danny is the funniest human alive. No joke. >.>

    

  • I love pressing random buttons on his videos. It's like my own orchestra of Danny goodness.

  • FACT: I suck..

  • @nickz777 someone needs a hug!!!! :D

  • @sara5pandas yea..I need one. :P

  • 1:37 are you a wizard? :D

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  • press 2 then 4: Alana Walker :)

  • FACT: we love youuuu!!!!

  • Fact: you're adorable.

  • we dont blink our eyes when we are sleeping .O.

    :D

  • I CAN CREATE AN ATOMIC BOMB!!!! Look out world-(2020)

  • Fact: I could literally pause during any second this video is playing, and point out Danny's EPIC FACES! lmao, thumbs up for the many weird, yet hilariously epic faces of Danny xD

  • FACT, DANNY IS HILLOROUS

  • FACT,

  • Fact..... 2:01 does not exist

  • @wtfisthis1990 I just noticed tthat ,thats wierd

  • Dear Danny, you spelled "fantastic" wrong. Now please do a show on how to get your brother to stop being such a douchebag and how to get him to stop quoting your unicorn video.... PLEASE

  • if you press 3, 8, and 9 in that order he says "Don't report time"

  • omg hes wearing a shirt!

  • crazy guy

  • Oh my god. i freaking love this guy.

  • thumbs up if u blinked!

  • @ LOLOLOLOl

  • i can fap to this

  • FACT: After the blinking fact, everybody tried not to blink until the end of the video. 

  • @Saraenna Fact: after reading this i did not blink for the whole video. my eyes hurt...

  • @Saraenna very true. haha

  • Fact: cows can walk upstairs but not downstairs, and male seahorses have babies. 

  • Anyone else counting to 6 and watching if Danny would blink?

  • Dany I would just like to let u know that I watched your videos for..... 7 hours straight! Haha. Your a funny funny man. Keep it up with the videos please!

  • I refuse to be a lemon drop...watermelons taste better.

  • 'thatsa stink' xD

  • "You've watched the gradual report. And now you may be smiling!"

    I was smiling. :)

  • ive... never been so happy 2 b a lemon drop!! :3

  • You're a droplemon, and I love YOU!

  • 6: fart consistently for 9 years and 6 months you will have

    2: Alotya Warmhearts so that people wont recognise her. Whenever I check into a hotel I always

    1: CAN NOT VOMIT!

    xDDD

    

  • shit, now I count how meny time I blik my eyes

  • FACT: For every 1000 bars of Chocolate consumed in England, 100,000 Americans die from eating too many chocolate bars

  • thumps up if ur leaning on ur right hand

  • @TheSweet567 im leaning on my left

  • The start of the video scared my cat hahaha

  • I LOVE YOU TOO!!!! Oh baby I can smell you!

  • Thumbs up if you went and looked at a deck of cards to see if the king of hearts had a mustache after watching this vid!

  • Danny, you're starting to look old :S MB you should do a video about old ppl :?

  • ah danny, you adorable human being, i love you. you ALWAYS make me laugh :D

  • More serbian lesson soon?

    

  • @OHMYGODtherainswet LOL!!!!!!!!!!

  • @killyourrace3333 dude, I've never had a bf, and i'm 13.

  • Look at that, he actually does own a shirt.

  • HES GONNA TASTE ME??? CANT WAIT!

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  • Did you know that when you're snoring, you are not dreaming?

  • FACT. I am a lemon drop. FACT. I love you too. FACT. I think you are very funny. FACT. You sorta need to get a life... Wait a minute... Did I actually just type that! Oops. Anyway... Danny, you should do a video on whether or not Ginger's have souls... Just saying. xD

  • @BooksMusicWriting ack i accidentally voted down when i was trying to vote up your comment!!!!!!

  • That's amaaazingz...

  • I luv yhoou too :3

  • Yur so funny!!

  • u r my jezuz

  • "cool facts" app on iphone right? hahah

  • Ahaaaahaahahahaha

  • Are you related to Jim Carry?

  • Danny YOU ARE GOD!!!!!!!!!!

  • cool

  • Where would Danny be without wikipedia

  • "dis tru, dis tru, dis tru......"

  • i think your amazing! you're just hilarious!.

  • If you press 3 then 4 and time it right you can make him say ''Don't sleep fucker'' xD

  • @TheLiamgrayson your right XD

  • @TheLiamgrayson hahahahahaha!!

  • @TheLiamgrayson If you press 6 and 4 at the right time he says "fucker" :]?

  • @LamenSays ''Fart-Ker''

    Hmmm. Doesn't really have the same vieb does it? ;)

  • @LamenSays Also sounds like ''Vodka'' :)

  • You should post a video of your comedy bits or you singing a well known song o-o"

  • can you just use your normal voice?i love ya but its kinda getting old.

  • @danaza09 His non-normal voice is the best part! :)

  • he is wearing a shirt.

  • do more of these danny :D

  • 7 people are smelly female moths

  • OH MY GOD YOU BLINKED!!!!!

  • Hahahaha

  • mword...

    

  • FACT: danny you make my days better. No matter how upset i am, i can always watch the gradual report and feel 100% again:) thanks for being completely awsum n stuff:)

  • FACT : I LOVE YOU!!!!!

  • notice. he's wearing a shirt, but the camera is only focused on his face. someone is afraid of the shirt.

  • Hey Danny. Can you summon a leprechaun?

  • FACT: You are the funniest guy on the internet and you deserve a medal of some kind. Proud to be a lemondrop. <3

  • 7 people blink at every 7 seconds.

  • I bet you steal your girlfriends libra pads.. Because ive read all those facts on the back of the pads.. lolo

    

  • I...Love...YOUR FACE AND YOUR VOICE (not to mention your videos) O.O it's so magical...anyways :) Danny, could you do a video on how to make a manicorn :D

  • Me and him have that Fun Fact App. Ahaha I know where he gets his facts from now!:P

  • Make a show about how long can you last without sleeping