Oh my god - I don't laugh very often at video's or any stand-up comedian nowadays. But Sir... Ur making me laugh through the whole vid, this is not normal... Give this guy an emmy or something!!!
I love Danny, and if YOU read this, I think I'm gonna love you too, so so soooooo ahh If you read this reply to my comment so so soooo ah ha ah ha I can start loving you bye bye...
Fact: I could literally pause during any second this video is playing, and point out Danny's EPIC FACES! lmao, thumbs up for the many weird, yet hilariously epic faces of Danny xD
Dear Danny, you spelled "fantastic" wrong. Now please do a show on how to get your brother to stop being such a douchebag and how to get him to stop quoting your unicorn video.... PLEASE
Dany I would just like to let u know that I watched your videos for..... 7 hours straight! Haha. Your a funny funny man. Keep it up with the videos please!
FACT. I am a lemon drop. FACT. I love you too. FACT. I think you are very funny. FACT. You sorta need to get a life... Wait a minute... Did I actually just type that! Oops. Anyway... Danny, you should do a video on whether or not Ginger's have souls... Just saying. xD
FACT: danny you make my days better. No matter how upset i am, i can always watch the gradual report and feel 100% again:) thanks for being completely awsum n stuff:)
I...Love...YOUR FACE AND YOUR VOICE (not to mention your videos) O.O it's so magical...anyways :) Danny, could you do a video on how to make a manicorn :D
can you do a video on why the earth is round????!!??!
everydayimmexican 3 days ago
12 seconds
Devilbaby111 2 weeks ago
crap now i have to find distrepolos comment
HayNay55 3 weeks ago
man where do u get ur weed i need me some of dat
midiro420juggalo 1 month ago
DANNY CAN YOU PLEASE DO A VIDEO ON
FUNNY MAGIC TRICKS
blade13ist 1 month ago
hi danny, could you do a video in why lamas spit and one on why it hurts in your nose when you burp after drinking soda :) LOVE <3 Angela G.
makeuplovetv 2 months ago
fact I am your most faverite lemon drop!
Africanbarbietm 2 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
Fact... the VW bettle was originaly created for adolf hitler
jameson122397 2 months ago
woah i just learned i dont even feel like blinking until i reach 17 seconds
TheMrHashmaster 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I waited to blink when Danny did :)
MikenDannyShow 2 months ago
what program do you use? i tried to make a video, but i used live movie maker
LILYWANNAROCK 2 months ago
like if you blinked when danny did
MsPopcorn199 3 months ago
Oh my god - I don't laugh very often at video's or any stand-up comedian nowadays. But Sir... Ur making me laugh through the whole vid, this is not normal... Give this guy an emmy or something!!!
Stinoism 3 months ago
Omg You are hilarious! I love it!
ScreamxxRadio 3 months ago
You always make me laugh! FACT. That's a rare gift you have there, thank you for sharing it with us Lemon drops:)
Padrilio 3 months ago
did you get thses facts from the ipod touch/iphone "10,000 cool facts"? Just curious.
pianistxyz 4 months ago
"..as if for the first time"
supergenius123 5 months ago
You should make a video about
MUSTACHIOS!!!!!
MsMIDNIGHT42 5 months ago
Do you get your facts off that ipod app? hahaha cause I have that and I've heard like all of these xD
MusicisWhatido11 5 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
Lemondrops is what he calls us guys :D
SRSParodies1 5 months ago
What does this lemondrop mean? lol I love your movies PLEASSEE don't stop I rarely laugh but I just can't help laughing at you!!
Duitzekruis 5 months ago
What does this lemondrop mean? lol
Duitzekruis 5 months ago
aaawww love you too Danny
BMB137066 5 months ago
@xHoShi91x
FACT: You misspelled mispelled. Wow what the fuck.
AlCapwn0 6 months ago
@AlCapwn0
FACT: Who gives a shit????? OH YEA YOU FAGGOT :)
xHoShi91x 5 months ago
Subscribe to danny
JacobJDay 6 months ago
Pause at 41 seconds for danny kissey face
sugarf27 6 months ago
FACT: I'm dannys' lemon drop =D
dunnkidj 6 months ago
first video of yours I watched. you make me think of Jim Carrey. like thats the only thing that went through my head while watching your video
TheMcHammerFace 6 months ago
Fact: We love you too Danny!!!
TheSnowWillowsShadow 6 months ago
I'm with max on this.
iBeTrippn 6 months ago
Ur the second Mr Bean :D
MrBuritolover 6 months ago
i have no comment
superkitten211 6 months ago
I succeded too :D
picka1112 6 months ago
if you truly loved me you would mention this comment in one of your next videos!!!!!!!!
bevoeater16 6 months ago
Fact: Rabbits can immaculately conceive, also known as parthanogenesis
mgoodin1973 7 months ago
hold 0
dragonchief777 7 months ago
0:20 <3 HAHAHAHA
MrNgawng 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Wow you really like answering your own questions
CHICKENPOXFIGHTERZ 7 months ago
I love ur videos, u should do a video on chickens and there ability to project poop at people like they are firing a gun
katielynnandersen 7 months ago
@TheHeavenSucks hey baby. My names Danny. U love me? Lol.
ikikyoassfoo 7 months ago
@ikikyoassfoo I certainly do!
TheHeavensucks 7 months ago
Fact:The people that read Saraenna's comment before the video tried not to not blink their eyes.
evilmuffins5 7 months ago
FACT: If your poor and a nolifer pull your dick in public and you will be famous
kreedzmedia 7 months ago
Musmash ahahahahahhahah :D
nikolai99a 7 months ago
didnt blink C:
tafenau24 7 months ago
I love Danny, and if YOU read this, I think I'm gonna love you too, so so soooooo ahh If you read this reply to my comment so so soooo ah ha ah ha I can start loving you bye bye...
TheHeavensucks 7 months ago
Press 2 repeadedly!!!
MrFifa11Gamer 7 months ago
how did you got popular on youtube, make a video about that
The1gorShow 7 months ago
Thumb up if you're checkin' for King of Hearts.
Nesacool92 7 months ago
FACT:Danny mis-spelled fantastic on the title.
xHoShi91x 7 months ago 139
@xHoShi91x ociffer obvious
GoxiMcCormick 6 months ago
@xHoShi91x FACT: No-one cares.
kempez713 6 months ago
@xHoShi91x your comment has 69 likes ;)
chanceisdaman 6 months ago
@xHoShi91x its ok
thefluffiestbunnyuno 3 months ago
Your eyes are so fricken big that they seriously scare the shit outta me!
mangoCrazy31 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
the blinking fact is not true
iLaughCuziTsFunnyXD 7 months ago
if u press 3 repeatedly u can make danny keep blinking
if u press 6 repeatedly u can make danny say fart over & over
if u press 8 repeatedly u can make danny woof
:P XD
IamGbub 7 months ago
@IamGbub
Shit, my 6th key is broken! >0(
00Linette 7 months ago
After the King Of hearts Fact, everyone went and google'd it
ibro314 7 months ago
awww you're a lemon drop and we love you too <3 :D
Vardainiel 7 months ago
OMG A SHIRT!!!!
arsening 7 months ago
By any chance do you have the 10,000+ cool facts app? :P
ElliottHunneysett 7 months ago
press cc near video quality settings and enable audio transcribe...Dude it's really f*cked up :D
TheExtremeTES 7 months ago
Hold down 0, scary eyes D:
xxsavexthexravexx 7 months ago
mushmash XD LMAO
katieelynn985 7 months ago
If you press 2 repeatedly, you can make danny have a seizure :)
Greaser90045 7 months ago
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Greaser90045 7 months ago
FACT: People are connected my neurons in the brain so if you think about a person all day, that person is thinking of you.
kaykay1712 7 months ago
@kaykay1712 REALLYY? :O
musicislife744 7 months ago
hold down 3 "im so sexy"
spiderpig691 7 months ago
You're so creepy, it's amazing. How do you do it?
KallenYuzu 7 months ago
thumbs up if u were smiling :)
figgyfiggy5 7 months ago
thats a stink...i. love. you.
mxcountrygirl450 7 months ago
i turned the translation on and when he said "when we taste each other" youtube wrote "when we ate his teacher"
izzienaylor 7 months ago
FACT: I AM a lemon drop, and I love you too :)
WalkingIntoTheSunset 7 months ago
Just hold down 7 ohhh yeahh.
LamenSays 7 months ago
CRAZY SHIT
In fullscreen i repeated 8 quite slowly, he totally hypnotized me!, my brain went blank and it didnt stop doing it for like 5 minutes!
fuckn shit my pants right there
DrummingWolfe 7 months ago
I have just uploaded TWO new videos of Danny LIVE in Sydney. My username is my link.
Bernster2011 7 months ago
6 + 4 = fucker
really detached
zhadow7 7 months ago
i am a lemondrop and you love me :3 cute!
lynksoul6 7 months ago
I LOVE the face he does, if you pause it and press 2.
Casshhiieee 7 months ago 2
OMG HE DIDNT SAY FINAL SUMMATION!!!! what has the world come to?!?!
x3lovechicagox3 7 months ago
MmmWHURD!
sharttin11 7 months ago
Fantastic*
Marksman865 7 months ago
FACT: Danny is the funniest human alive. No joke. >.>
irishggirl 7 months ago
I love pressing random buttons on his videos. It's like my own orchestra of Danny goodness.
haylz27 7 months ago
FACT: I suck..
nickz777 7 months ago
@nickz777 someone needs a hug!!!! :D
sara5pandas 7 months ago
@sara5pandas yea..I need one. :P
nickz777 7 months ago
1:37 are you a wizard? :D
CrackerJordan 7 months ago
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CrackerJordan 7 months ago
press 2 then 4: Alana Walker :)
Vavronicsium 7 months ago
FACT: we love youuuu!!!!
mooki01 7 months ago
Fact: you're adorable.
Timidanne 7 months ago
we dont blink our eyes when we are sleeping .O.
:D
rokipoki2 7 months ago
I CAN CREATE AN ATOMIC BOMB!!!! Look out world-(2020)
joshuak9able 7 months ago
Fact: I could literally pause during any second this video is playing, and point out Danny's EPIC FACES! lmao, thumbs up for the many weird, yet hilariously epic faces of Danny xD
ThePoppy998 7 months ago
FACT, DANNY IS HILLOROUS
katieelynn985 7 months ago
FACT,
katieelynn985 7 months ago
Fact..... 2:01 does not exist
wtfisthis1990 7 months ago
@wtfisthis1990 I just noticed tthat ,thats wierd
joshuak9able 7 months ago
Dear Danny, you spelled "fantastic" wrong. Now please do a show on how to get your brother to stop being such a douchebag and how to get him to stop quoting your unicorn video.... PLEASE
PwnedUGot 7 months ago
if you press 3, 8, and 9 in that order he says "Don't report time"
DrHunterSThompsonMAN 7 months ago
omg hes wearing a shirt!
TheJuggalohomeboy 7 months ago
crazy guy
TheRickRod 7 months ago
Oh my god. i freaking love this guy.
teenageanarchist1011 7 months ago
thumbs up if u blinked!
Popovic94 7 months ago
@ LOLOLOLOl
bumbar144 7 months ago
i can fap to this
BringerOfLulz 7 months ago
FACT: After the blinking fact, everybody tried not to blink until the end of the video.
Saraenna 7 months ago 116
@Saraenna Fact: after reading this i did not blink for the whole video. my eyes hurt...
HowLongChong 6 months ago
@Saraenna very true. haha
crazikidsfromschool4 6 months ago
Fact: cows can walk upstairs but not downstairs, and male seahorses have babies.
biggyzboy 7 months ago
Anyone else counting to 6 and watching if Danny would blink?
Realred95 7 months ago
Dany I would just like to let u know that I watched your videos for..... 7 hours straight! Haha. Your a funny funny man. Keep it up with the videos please!
thejamescod4pro 7 months ago
I refuse to be a lemon drop...watermelons taste better.
3uphoricRose 7 months ago
'thatsa stink' xD
MrAstroboy69 7 months ago 2
"You've watched the gradual report. And now you may be smiling!"
I was smiling. :)
AmberKaz 7 months ago
ive... never been so happy 2 b a lemon drop!! :3
1313Beyond 7 months ago
You're a droplemon, and I love YOU!
leesway 7 months ago
6: fart consistently for 9 years and 6 months you will have
2: Alotya Warmhearts so that people wont recognise her. Whenever I check into a hotel I always
1: CAN NOT VOMIT!
xDDD
ArturGuitarFan 7 months ago
shit, now I count how meny time I blik my eyes
tasy993 7 months ago
FACT: For every 1000 bars of Chocolate consumed in England, 100,000 Americans die from eating too many chocolate bars
143rdShadowARCunit 7 months ago 2
thumps up if ur leaning on ur right hand
TheSweet567 7 months ago
@TheSweet567 im leaning on my left
antiSULA 7 months ago
The start of the video scared my cat hahaha
carmenultra 7 months ago
I LOVE YOU TOO!!!! Oh baby I can smell you!
hazelbazel100 7 months ago
Thumbs up if you went and looked at a deck of cards to see if the king of hearts had a mustache after watching this vid!
bengal245 7 months ago
Danny, you're starting to look old :S MB you should do a video about old ppl :?
hiphopblond12345 7 months ago
ah danny, you adorable human being, i love you. you ALWAYS make me laugh :D
spyteandmalice 7 months ago
More serbian lesson soon?
MarkoKolicKole 7 months ago 8
@OHMYGODtherainswet LOL!!!!!!!!!!
SavAndSamVids 7 months ago
@killyourrace3333 dude, I've never had a bf, and i'm 13.
katgirl28888 7 months ago
Look at that, he actually does own a shirt.
ADogNamedElmo 7 months ago 68
HES GONNA TASTE ME??? CANT WAIT!
bloodthirstyvampire8 7 months ago
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carscarscars1 7 months ago
Did you know that when you're snoring, you are not dreaming?
rbuchanan2004 7 months ago
FACT. I am a lemon drop. FACT. I love you too. FACT. I think you are very funny. FACT. You sorta need to get a life... Wait a minute... Did I actually just type that! Oops. Anyway... Danny, you should do a video on whether or not Ginger's have souls... Just saying. xD
BooksMusicWriting 7 months ago
@BooksMusicWriting ack i accidentally voted down when i was trying to vote up your comment!!!!!!
laquera640 7 months ago
That's amaaazingz...
xAnimeNIACZx 7 months ago
I luv yhoou too :3
DeathNoteShippuden22 7 months ago
Yur so funny!!
TheEmometalfan 7 months ago
u r my jezuz
kyleietis2 7 months ago
"cool facts" app on iphone right? hahah
pimpslapp239 7 months ago
Ahaaaahaahahahaha
versacemariachi100 7 months ago
Are you related to Jim Carry?
xXDeadMan9612Xx 7 months ago
Danny YOU ARE GOD!!!!!!!!!!
snakeyboyinthehouse 7 months ago
cool
686taytay 7 months ago
Where would Danny be without wikipedia
PerfectionPicture 7 months ago
"dis tru, dis tru, dis tru......"
TrollingDayAndNight 7 months ago
i think your amazing! you're just hilarious!.
mstdot15 7 months ago
If you press 3 then 4 and time it right you can make him say ''Don't sleep fucker'' xD
TheLiamgrayson 7 months ago 74
@TheLiamgrayson your right XD
iwalkedinawall 7 months ago
@TheLiamgrayson hahahahahaha!!
HisPandaBearForever 7 months ago
@TheLiamgrayson If you press 6 and 4 at the right time he says "fucker" :]?
LamenSays 7 months ago
@LamenSays ''Fart-Ker''
Hmmm. Doesn't really have the same vieb does it? ;)
TheLiamgrayson 7 months ago
@LamenSays Also sounds like ''Vodka'' :)
TheLiamgrayson 7 months ago
You should post a video of your comedy bits or you singing a well known song o-o"
BrokenAngelCassie 7 months ago
can you just use your normal voice?i love ya but its kinda getting old.
danaza09 7 months ago
@danaza09 His non-normal voice is the best part! :)
karateabt 7 months ago
he is wearing a shirt.
capisari 7 months ago 2
do more of these danny :D
marijan654 7 months ago
7 people are smelly female moths
lacybabydoll 7 months ago 3
OH MY GOD YOU BLINKED!!!!!
Simple7ify 7 months ago
Hahahaha
Junyg1 7 months ago
mword...
amcotale 7 months ago
FACT: danny you make my days better. No matter how upset i am, i can always watch the gradual report and feel 100% again:) thanks for being completely awsum n stuff:)
FluffyKitsune09 7 months ago 178
FACT : I LOVE YOU!!!!!
smilja66632 7 months ago
notice. he's wearing a shirt, but the camera is only focused on his face. someone is afraid of the shirt.
robynnntxx 7 months ago
Hey Danny. Can you summon a leprechaun?
z0biC 7 months ago 3
FACT: You are the funniest guy on the internet and you deserve a medal of some kind. Proud to be a lemondrop. <3
ItsBindaroo 7 months ago 3
7 people blink at every 7 seconds.
SophiaFreakyBizzare 7 months ago
I bet you steal your girlfriends libra pads.. Because ive read all those facts on the back of the pads.. lolo
JacquelineL1019 7 months ago
I...Love...YOUR FACE AND YOUR VOICE (not to mention your videos) O.O it's so magical...anyways :) Danny, could you do a video on how to make a manicorn :D
bananabread68126812 7 months ago 2
Me and him have that Fun Fact App. Ahaha I know where he gets his facts from now!:P
TheMysterydude98 7 months ago
Make a show about how long can you last without sleeping
NBSkateboarders 7 months ago 3