Eddie Murphy Raw - Taking A Shit
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  • shitting has to be one my my favroute parts of the day

    damod15 3 weeks ago

  • "You be straining for a long time and one lil pebble sh*t come out" LOL

    "12 rolls of toilet paper LOL"

    syriemoo2 1 month ago

  • Eddie: WHAT DOES THAT BIG CHUNK WANT!?

    *Umfufu walks in*

    Umfufu: IT WANT HALF EDDIE!

    TheBeatlesFan123100 1 month ago 2

  • @TheBeatlesFan123100 good one man!! glad someone thought of this!!

    eddie has to be funny in this movie and delirious and beverly hills cop.. pre 2000 is his best work

    baremanda 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos

  • legend

    MrGazman87 1 month ago

  • I watched this while taking a shit

    aliencry7 2 months ago

  • what does that chunk want

    eff62 2 months ago

  • GIT ON DAT "TAWLETT" that shit is funny, the way he pronounces toilet.

    dls99 2 months ago

  • @dls99 its not toilet its tawlett LOL

    syriemoo2 1 month ago

  • 23 people hit the dislike button

    Obamanomics 2 months ago

  • ROTFLMAO!! ROTFLMAO!! Oh I can't fuckin BREATHE!!! XDDDDD

    bubblinbrownsugar616 2 months ago

  • @bubblinbrownsugar616 i watched this like 10 times in a row and still laughed every time

    syriemoo2 1 month ago

  • 23 people are pieces of shit

    Daniel777238 3 months ago

  • wipe yo ass for 5 hrs

    Hewhoowns987 3 months ago

  • Amazing

    za1pp 4 months ago

  • 23 people dont take a shit!!

    baremanda 4 months ago

  • lmfao! so true!

    TheTrampolineMen 4 months ago

  • UHUU!, UHUU!

    CharlieChark 5 months ago

  • i love the little "aha aha" between his impresions.

    DrHunterSThompsonMAN 5 months ago 4

  • hahaha too true. thought it was just me

    Thoragz 6 months ago

  • Eddie Murphy made the original rage comic at 15.

    TheDeLoreanFlux 6 months ago

  • He should of talked about peein out da ass (diarrhea)

    AnnaBannaXOXOXO 6 months ago

  • @AnnaBannaXOXOXO fag

    TheTallnative1 3 months ago

  • What does that chunk want? Lol

    14franklyna 7 months ago 2

  • Why's Shit teasin yo ass....

    BobDoleNSatanRmyniGz 7 months ago 8

  • I haven't laughed this hard in ages! GO EDDIE!

    LoudundergroundP 7 months ago 2

  • eddie murphy is the funniest muthaphukka ever

    roflocopter101 7 months ago 3

  • HAHA IT'S FUNNY CAUSE IT'S TRUE!!!!!!!1

    planb108 7 months ago

  • you be real mad cause you know you got to wash yo ass for like 5 hours

    lol

    nuknuknuk111 8 months ago

  • Eddie Murphy is RAW!!!

    yungyacht 8 months ago

  • Classic!!!

    guajardoga 8 months ago

  • 22 people are constipated

    runesquad10000 10 months ago 33

  • lolololololol

    

    Jeffeezy23 11 months ago

  • He sounds like chris rock lmao

    NoOneFreshAzimiz116 1 year ago

  • @NoOneFreshAzimiz116 ahhh no, chris rocks sounds like him.

    jfool289 11 months ago 2

  • Why does shit be teasin' your ass, right? Just get the fuck out!

    niptuck117 1 year ago 12

  • @niptuck117 ...And one chunk come back!

    guitarmaster509 10 months ago

  • @guitarmaster509 Haha.

    niptuck117 10 months ago

  • As funny as when Eddie was in the tub as a child with his bro who ..shit in the tub and used it as a shark to add some excitment to the fart game, singing moving the shark closer to Eddie.. And then a big brown shark came ..im still LMAO at that now this ..shits funny

    TheBeckyboowoo 1 year ago

  • Best Richard Pryor impersonation... hands down

    legaff 1 year ago

  • dat maffagga!

    Enraged10 1 year ago

  • that cool watch?v=R02tbrZSO3I

    antonyvyingrcfoi 1 year ago

  • i shit my self and fell over watching this.

    mtrstudios1 1 year ago 3

  • LMAO

    madspenda 1 year ago

  • classic chunk and pebble shit loooooool

    KaychiMusic 1 year ago

  • FUCK YEAH !!!!!!!

    oskarkarrera 1 year ago

  • thumbs up if you watched this while taking a shit and half of those things he mentioned, happened

    bramThaG 1 year ago

  • damn that chunck

    TheImmigrantsong 1 year ago

  • flawless!

    Cicikoma 1 year ago

  • Like wiping a big brown crayon, or forest green if you're drinking grape kool-aid.

    Blkserpent1 1 year ago

  • ahh damn, i thought i could get some tips here.

    Hot80s 1 year ago

  • I had that clinch routine happen last night. I was Raw as hell after all of that wiping. Make it so bad you have to inspect the paper after each wipe. As for that persistent return shit, you should upgrade to a five, or six star rated toilet. They eliminate all shit except for circular skids if you consume a lot of chocolate.

    Blkserpent1 1 year ago

  • I'm LOLing hard!

    SloppySailor 1 year ago

  • This is suprisingly accurate...

    Temall 1 year ago 146

  • he's robocop

    footworkforte 1 year ago

  • haha eewww?

    mjforeverloveable 1 year ago

  • I love the feeling of a good shit popping out yer ass

    InnerSmile72 1 year ago

  • That's so true..all that he said about shit, I can relate to that

    brandoncrack17 1 year ago

  • @brandoncrack17 even when it was excitment to the fart game by Eddies brother who shit in the tub, and sang whilst holding his shit..And then a big brown shark came!! from Delirious. Eddie is shit hot at comedy

    TheBeckyboowoo 1 year ago

  • One of the funniest bits ever, for two reasons. First, the content is funny as hell, but he also sounds so much like Pryor. Old Eddie Murphy standup is the best!

    IcedDog 1 year ago

  • what does that chunk want?

    daralzand 1 year ago

  • AND WHEN U SHiT DAT WATER SPLASH UP ON YO ASS... DONT DAT MAKE U MADD LMAO BRAAA!!!

    ThomasShawdy 1 year ago

  • sounds just like that motherfucker!

    themack355 1 year ago

  • "Ya get on that toilet and when ya shit that water splash up on yo ass!" ROTFLMFAO

    alinastar19 1 year ago 4

  • rofl this is so true hahahaha pebble shit LMFAO!

    BrawlyProductionz 1 year ago 5

  • im 17 i can relate like a motha fucka

    Paris61992 1 year ago 4

  • @Paris61992 how is your age relevant

    xentech 1 year ago

  • this guy is nothing compared to omer Benli srsly. He is the funniest guy

    a233mg 1 year ago

  • @a233mg you dumb,plz be quiet

    DeVonish76 1 year ago

  • lol.what does that chunk want

    3wademiami 1 year ago

  • i ahte his fucking kids the old eddie murphy is gone...

    halloweenfan92 1 year ago

  • Use 12 rolls of toilet paper on dat muthafockker! LMAO!

    xxashyy 1 year ago 3

  • Every time I go to the bathroom,I will quote one of these lines so my family knows the experience I'm having

    mellino3 2 years ago 4

  • Every time i'm on youtube i stop by to watch one time

    Soulchildsoul 2 years ago 3

  • He does he best richard pryor impression lmao

    JayDrummerBoy 2 years ago 7

  • who do shit be teasin yo ass, just GET THE FUGGOUT

    kellby123456789 2 years ago

  • that all the shit i'm gonna get muthafucka!?

    wizewizard2000 2 years ago 5

  • @Jesusorder Hahaha, good one muthaphucka.

    GSpeedEmotion 1 year ago

  • ROFLMFAO !!!! HE'S HILARIOUS !!!

    ca280491 2 years ago

  • why he didnt do more of this stuff i dont know.

    mrhorrahorra 2 years ago

  • ''you ever like when sometimes, you get on that toilet, then you shit, and the water splash up on your ass !!! '' HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Eddie's sooo HILARIOUS!!!

    lilamos94 2 years ago

  • a classic

    dominico1983 2 years ago

  • haha this is hilarious! it always makes me laugh. Wish Eddie was still this funny.

    TheSlackerebel 2 years ago 2

  • Yo motherfucka I'm taking a shit while I'm watching this!

    ThatIncredibleJordan 2 years ago 3

  • what does that chunk want!!!

    E11Rej 2 years ago 130

  • HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA forgot how great eddie murphy was

    PrEtTy10ALLY 2 years ago

  • Richard's reply to Eddie telling him that Bill Cosby said he should clean up his act:

    "Well, tell Bill I said have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up. Jello pudding-eating motherfucker."

    187NotGuilty3 2 years ago 3

  • LMAO I was crying because I just pictured Pryror talking about what Murphy was talking about.

    Hahaha I miss Eddie Murphy.

    DeadKennedysNirvana8 2 years ago

  • Love this part...

    Soulchildsoul 2 years ago

  • pretty good shit for a 15 year old

    freshprinceofbalham 2 years ago 3

  • whats the video called about Richard Pryor talkin about shit ????

    let me know thx

    youngsurvivor 2 years ago

  • lmao

    kelli7767 2 years ago

  • lmfao what the fuckkkk this shit is hilarious

    deedee777 2 years ago 3

  • Chris Rock sounds like that too.

    typeanoise 2 years ago

  • Chris Rock sucks ass.

    GSpeedEmotion 2 years ago

  • Oh I  agree. He stole a lot of peoples acts.

    typeanoise 2 years ago

  • lmfao "what does that chunk want?"

    sonia094 2 years ago 9

  • Back when Eddie was funny. I miss him like this.

    Livingdeadguy78 2 years ago 6

  • what does that chunk want?

    62623576 2 years ago 4

  • what does that chunk want?

    Veinzy 2 years ago 3

  • use 12 rolls of toilet paper on that mother fucker

    southplnk 2 years ago 2

  • Great voice...."and that watter splash up on yo ass!" Funny!

    anglevision 2 years ago 3

  • JUS GET THE FUCK OUT....FTW

    DatDuvalBoi 2 years ago 2

  • that all the shit im gonna get mothafucka? rotf

    bomac500 2 years ago 2

  • i think eddie needs to do stand up again, his last 7 movies have been very poor.

    If he did stand up again i think you would be back to his best

    UneducatedGenius 2 years ago 2

  • Random Fact: He's playing the role of Richard Pryor in the upcoming Pryor biopic called "Richard Pryor: Is it something I said?".

    RaVeN19Dizzle 2 years ago

  • haha now thats some sick but funny shit right there :D

    AngelFaceJade 2 years ago

  • he's right! holy shit! i cant believe he's right! lol

    Andronover611121 2 years ago

  • my god eddie is the best stand up he should stick to thsi and not make some lousy films lol

    zzzzJAGJEETzzzz 2 years ago

  • Well he doesn't suck at acting its just his own films are crappy now, did you see that he won a golden globe award for his performance in dreamgirls, see he should be doing stuff like that and this stand up, not making crappy films like meet dave or imagine that.

    zzzzJAGJEETzzzz 2 years ago 8

  • "What does that chunk want?" I love that line!

    ShadowRaptor95 2 years ago 5

  • I would have to take a shit if I was saying these jokes in front of all those people.

    DaddyDog42 2 years ago

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHA SO TRUE

    beaniiii 2 years ago

  • xD  5/5

    Cnupoc 2 years ago

  • fuk dats all true i hate wen dat happens, shit!

    MsRemeberthetime 2 years ago

  • yo thats a DEAD ON richard pryor impersonation lol!! eddy murphy is hella talented

    RATH3RUNIQUE 2 years ago 4

  • "Just Get The Fuck Out Right ?" LOL

    07liberian 2 years ago 2

  • JAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJJAJAJA the one of the pebble!!!!

    hildelizza 2 years ago

  • i hate when waters splashes on ure ass cheeks whille takin an shit. u get shit water on ure asscheeks

    kjaoend 2 years ago 2

  • Especially when there's pee in the water

    DaddyDog42 2 years ago 2

  • True shit right there Eddy.

    DaddyDog42 2 years ago

  • omg that was the best richard pryor imperssonation ive ever seen! classic

    the1ne234567 2 years ago 3

  • that last piece of shit wants your wallet Eddie! hey Eddie he wants your wallet!

    YoshiClone112 2 years ago

  • haha this movie is so funny lol not as funny as delirious tho

    prettycoolguy93 2 years ago

  • Thats such a clear and well done impersonation of Richard Pryor! Especially when he says "Just get the fuck out"

    GiefGoldPlx 2 years ago 5

  • so much like richard pryor!!! unbelieveable!! :)))

    kalabayev 2 years ago

  • he sounds so much like richard pryor here it's crazy

    rubrbandball 2 years ago 4

  • Don't you hate it when you're at someone's house, you take a large shit, then find out the toilet doesn't work?

    GarthanSaal444 2 years ago 2

  • I'm on my phone taking a shit right now! My shits traveling back in time and landing on the guy from the 1800s who left the comment below me!

    ColbyPictures 2 years ago 24

  • this is some funny shit!

    LordPlagus777 2 years ago

  • Haha I was laughing out loud. Seriously. The funny thing is is that this stuff is true for everybody. We laugh, but we know it's happened to us before :D

    kockgunner 2 years ago

  • what does that chunk want LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    deepsideboi17 2 years ago 11

  • i have my lap top in the bath room right now and im taking a shit!

    it makes it funny!

    (i just magnificantly farted!)

    Victorspenis 2 years ago

  • Dude, keep that to yourself... Maybe it's not something you share in public... haha :P

    Leyoo125 2 years ago 2

  • True shit

    JohnnyTsunami55 2 years ago

  • "Your ass clenches up and breaks the shit in half. You know you've got 14 hours of wiping to do. Use 12 rolls of toilet paper." I HATE it when that happens.

    Barrymit 2 years ago 4

  • richard pryor exact!!!! eddie murphy is a murphy legend!!!

    onejameshetfield 2 years ago 3

  • Oh shit! LOL (no pun intended) this is toooo funny, I love this movie.

    Bud90 2 years ago

  • i needa take a shit

    BboyGrimm 2 years ago

  • eddie is funny and very observative

    20080307 2 years ago

  • u know what really make me mad when u think u got to take a huge shit u get on the toilet and all u do is fart dont u hate that shit

    youngrizzle2003 2 years ago 2

  • u know what really make me mad is when u think you thought you gotta fart, and strain and u really shit in your underwear, making you rush to do the toilet dont u hate that kind of shit?

    20080307 2 years ago 5

  • GOD DAMN!!! that is a GREAT impression!!

    RuellAuled 2 years ago 2

  • maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan its a great imitation!!!!!!!!!!! eddie is tha man

    pepitox64 2 years ago 2

  • just get the fuck out ! :P

    usalavy19 2 years ago

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL eddie da man

    gabriellawal 2 years ago

  • thats naaahstee

    chiaz01 2 years ago

  • nahhhhhhhhhsteeeeeeeeeeee :)

    CyberCilypudi 2 years ago

  • lol

    sponserdsk8ter 2 years ago 2

  • WHAT DOSE THAT CHUNK WANT?

    SplitSpades11 2 years ago 5

  • HAHAHAHAAH! so funny :D

    Gangdk 2 years ago 3

  • you know bob is a nickname for robert?

    technically robert is destroying himself.

    AussieTemplar 2 years ago

  • Also I think your a like 3 weeks late. I haven't seen Bob in forever...

    kingfroglord 2 years ago

  • funniest part of the entire standup.

    Kaijed 2 years ago 3

  • eddie murphy is the funniest man to of ever live don this planet.

    SlickaThanUrAverage 2 years ago

  • oh and then when you get to hell i hope you suffer pain forever and i hope that happens to all your family :) that would make me so happy please do that for me kill yourself and your family and suffer pain in hell i would be so happy :) thank you for saying "I hate niggers." because you have made me realise that some people really dont have any life but my life is perfect and my best friends are black so you can go die in a ditch :)

    bradhogan123 2 years ago