How to Survive the Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse

[ellingtonmalik]

dude no such thing

[MateusFolletto]

one option is to get a boat full of construction materials, vegetable and fruit seeds, food, water, weapons, ammo, and drive the boat to an isolated island! construct a house there and plant ur own food! I would do this if a zombie apocalypse happens! XD

[mandan422]

to survive the zombie apocalypse first suck my Dick and balls

[LegoMationStudios1]

who ya going call GHOST BUSTERS LOL

[braseldazzle]

got 50,000 22 shells im locked and loaded 4 22 pistols and 2 22 rifles :) plus 50 cal literly and other stuff and it is all legal

[MrBigworm123456]

why would you use a phone in a apocalypse

[RL968]

@MrBigworm123456 to alert others, and make a plan, THINK BEFORE YOU TYPE

[ShelbssyBear]

is this legit?

[theZ49]

The zombie apocalypse will be so much fun!

[sonicdandude11]

This isn't a joke this infection already is starting in the forest of africa

[GlennBeckfanward]

@sonicdandude11 where did you here this???

[gettingpissedoff]

@sonicdandude11 Well I personally have to believe you there because everyone knows that everything you hear on tv and find on the net is 100% undisputably true

[G3org3Master]

@sonicdandude11 I prefere saying in China, it just seems more believable.

[braseldazzle]

@sonicdandude11 for real? message me with more info i need to know lol

[hakimkt]

little slower plz. we have enough time for Info-Tech.

[CrestcomSWO]

Editorial departments are known to be groany and bitey on publishing day, especially before the Easter weekend, when blood sugar levels are low. Crestcom recommends obtaining a supply of Timbit donuts. Simply toss the Timbits in editors direction and do not make any sudden movements. (continued below)

[CrestcomSWO]

They will be attracted to the sugary goodness of the donuts and eat them. Youll notice a calming effect. This should be augmented with regular doses of coffee and reassuring comments such as, "you guys are the best editors ever" and "if you can meet our deadline Rob will give you Monday off". --Veronica

[lhd33]

lol, make a buddy in Marketing.

[pizzaman191]

Most important point when being chased by zombies - remember, you don't have to the fastest runner, you just have to run faster than the guy behind you!!!

[pizzaman191]

Most important point when being chased by zombies - remember, you don't have to the fastest runner, you just have to run faster than the guy behind you!!!

[jennymmmm]

slow down!!