Dom Mazzetti vs. Drunk Girls

[Mecca665]

The shots part is fucking hilarious, why do women do that shit? SHOTTSSS let's slap the fuckin table mad hard.

[onlynormalyification]

omg this is so fucking funny

[mikenike40]

dom mazzeti vs bitches

[emansanders88]

This is so fuckin spot on

[johnnychristrulez777]

"You're disgusting and selfish."

[GargiMosi]

exuusee meeeee but im sober as an ox

[THeuMMmmmmmmmm]

would it kill you to wash your feet bilbo baggins

[junits15]

"they're all crying...and eating baked ziti"

[TheJimSoSwoll]

Everyone should go check out my video on a similar Dom Mazzetti like video

-Stay Swoll

[EnzoTorino]

We're back at her dorm. They're all cryin' and eatin' baked ziti...

[myluckynumberis14]

20% off @Karmaloop and 10% off @PLNDR with rep code 21195 ! Used when checking out! an extra 1% when combined with promo codes on both sites!.... stamping her feet like a pony

[jaffarilovespancakes]

please make the end song a ringtone!

[bmc0614x]

Story of my life...

[RedRaider8493]

The worst part of this all is the fact that all the girls have a dancing partner at the party BUT the one that is taken. No one to dance with = Dude that wanted to get into a frat with 6 girls -__- <====== ME

[MrDaddytang]

Genius

[joeybonesgnarly]

it's terrible how much I can relate to the shit that he says in videos like this

[TheZegmeister]

@joeybonesgnarly My thoughts exactly

[imanthonyp]

I'm walkin 30 feet ahead hoping a bus hops the curb and kills me. Fucking brilliant

[o0Cruzer0o]

Do you wash your feet bilbobagins? ahahaha dead.

[djheavywait]

SEARCH "VEGAS WATER" in youtube its the first vid, house remix to Dom Mazzetti!

[awesomeman123]

"It wouldn't kill you to wash your feet Bilbo Baggins?!?" hahaha

[mandbirdz]

DOM MAZZETTI VS JERRY SANDUSKY

[TatumSdot]

check out grossest video ever and search for the preview of the girls breasts!! CRAZIEST SHIT EVER

[JTXD4792]

I've been through this so many times.

[SigurTibbs]

Like listening to a walrus get clubbed!

[SouthPaw3321]

"Hold on..yup...it's confirmed. she's not thin"

"body shots anybody?...not you.."

[Hashashin8]

"We're back at the dorm, they're all crying, and eating baked ziti" hahahah

[PokeEdits]

you people who have top comment on a 1 million+ view, i salute you and your internet victory

[bnorth924]

@PokeEdits i finally won the internetz game

[SoGnar88]

hahah turn on transcribe audio



[dawnifersbody]

hahaha put their feet on a circle i hate feet! lol i use to invent this crap hahahah!

[wsully100]

dom mazzetti vs Jews

[georgewashingtonn69]

Do you wash your feet Bilbo Baggins?

[dawilldabeast]

the topic should be like a 30 second conversation and he makes it seem 5 seconds when its 3 minutes long.

[MooseHayes1]

......youre disgusting and selfish. LMFAO!

[Parsons582]

thumbs up if you quote this shit everyday !!

[horeslayer]

@Parsons582 how about we give you thumbs up if we like your comment...

[djc741]

God, this is every weekend at college.

[wturner424]

Dom Mazzetti vs "The Real Dom Mazzetti"

[teedeex]

by far one of the funniest comedians on youtube imo. Keep it up Dom

[10316277a]

"get my neck!"

[brohan914]

fuckin hamburgler

[MrMackey20]

that bo burnham faggot is famous and dom isnt. dammit.

[jbizz162]

my nightttt :)

[MrSoSupreme]

HELL YEAH DOM MAZZETTI FINALLY GETS A MILLION VIEWS!!!!!!1

[dmax112892]

this is seriously every girl I graduated with

[6969696ification]

"Sounds like a walrus getting clubbed"

[samiamscogin]

They're all crying and eating baked ziti, looks like they all just lost their virginity.

[MattyStapes]

hamburgerla

[TheBigBangTheory89]

i think he's drinking a mamosa! lol

[Everflowin]

Ahhh shit this happens all the time wtf. girls will make sure u dont get it in in these situations :b

[Moldyshiznit]

Dislike The Jersey way of life, fucking love you!

[PurpKushNSomeOJ]

best dom mazzetti out of em all!!

[smoothcoffee]

i hate feet would it kill you to wash yo feet bilbow baggins

[Thomas99W]

this has happened to me

[Namargan]

im walking thirty feet ahead hoping a bus hops the curb and kills me, one of his best lines ever.

[MattttG3]

hahahhahhah this is the best one of them all for the simple fact that its completely accurate haahahhahahahah

[ProfilePictures]

this blows every other episode away... pure gold

[pitchkid20]

there needs to be a youtube comedy hall of fame with dom mazzetti as the first inductee

[LeRoux1809]

xD



[ThePdot5]

...my name is doooooooooom....d to the o m

[kupigana]

This man speaks the truth. The worst part is when a guy goes through all of that crap and he STILL doesn't get laid. Damn.

[DottyLuv4Life]

@kupigana Then again he prob. lucked out. All those bitches sounded nasty, insecure, and no fun ;)

[rbanerjee231]

would it kill you to wash your feet bilbo baggins?

[twallKOS]

@rbanerjee231 come on man...

[OneWayOffical]

Finally he got a vid from over a million views!

[miasmomma633]

hahahahaha too funny!!!

[antonio105x]

clubbed walrus!!! lmfao!!!!

I cant stop watching this genius named Dom Mazzetti's videos! Must be pretty sweet to wake up a comical genius every morning with a following like he has!

[Marie93uso]

LMAO

[niiicole55]

literally perfect...exactly how we all were freshman year



[BrettAshleyx33]

"listening to a walrus get clubbed"

[CShooter11]

would it kill you to wash your feet biblo baggins?

[stezzytreflipz]

hahaha i hope a bus jumps a curb and hits me

[jaylay734]

this is so true...

[martiniface91]

"they're all crying and eating baked ziti... now it just looks like they lost their virginity" LMFAO

[avolo111]

"You're disgusting, and selfish"

[BayonneRB]

"I'm walking 30ft ahead, hoping a bus hops the curb and kills me"

[bnorth924]

yo this dude is a social observational genius, bet he's a sociology/comm major hahahahahaha this shit is soo spot on, i think ive lived through this exact series of events at least a dozen times, bar puke and all. when your alone with more than 4 chicks, they turn into estrogen-fueled maniacs, you dont talk, your just there. god help you.

[fabolouspimp10]

@bnorth924 hahah legit this happened t me at marist too. next morning is tayed in her dorm, left at 11 and got a 87 in 55 speeding ticket on the taconic parkway lol

[TheTycarroll]

@bnorth924

100% true any ratio greater than 3 to 1 spells bad news...you just interrupted a girls night. Its like when a one chick shows up to a bro night it all of a sudden it becomes a sausage fest!

[brohan914]

poor dom

[coleparker18]

1:37 would i kill you to wash your feet Bilbo Baggins! LOL

[assface54]

i have to go to marist at least once a month to visit my girl and i can tell you...THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT GOES ON. he nailed it.

[ChelsseyV]

I have never laughed so hard at a youtube video ever hahahahahahahahhaha

[DntAskDntTell12]

Dom mazzetti vs Fraternaties



[crazy1bmxer]

Funny Cause It Is All So True

[fearfitty69]

"i'm walking 30 feet ahead hoping a bus hops the curb and kills me" lmao

[patcreilly]

would it kill you to watch your feet bilbo baggins? hahaha

[jman122333]

sex picnic

[Sluttyguyproblems]

Dom Mazzetti has tons of #sluttyguyproblems. dom's awesomeness has inspired us to make our own videos. check us out and tell us if we're funny, more videos are on the way.

[9524tee]

" they're all cryin, and eatin baked ziti " hahhaha

[danandlizyo]

i wanna know who the guy asking questions is!

[ScottieWP09]

Marist girls do in fact suck

[raybayybayy]

Would it kill you to wash your feet, Bilbo Baggins?

[volleyballplaya111]

0:22 is the best part, like it so its the top comment.

[volleyballplaya111]

0:23

[woah10itssonia]

1:29

[dowdle5]

"hide my double chin by sticking my neck up all the way." - kudos for a brilliant observation

[LWKconnor]

Dam Mazzetti vs. Super Mario Bros

[robbiefenfen]

kill yourself

[deroy08]

this is 100% accurate...

[NPSurvival]

@deroy08 I bet most of these people who liked this comment liked it thinking that you were joking, but seriously, this is the real shit. I couldn't believe what was happening when I realized my life was turning into a Dom Mazzetti video.

[deroy08]

@NPSurvival Especially if your from the Northeast like me!

[CopyRightIntended]

Getting "Dome" Should be getting "Dom"

[halo3hello]

"Body shots anybody???"

"Not you."

[junits15]

hahahaha baked ziti! Lol italian jokes.....u guys wouldn't get it :P

[bobbbyyyyy1]

dom mazzeti vs penn state

[robloving9]

@bobbbyyyyy1 look up dom mazzetti vs. thanksgiving...... you will find what you are looking for.

[bobbbyyyyy1]

@robloving9 ive seen it but he needs one about it completely. that and lax bros

[GhettoBlaster100]

screwdriver, the drink of champions

[jkidd1221]

Body shots anybody.... not you

[Jazztenor20]

the situation

[xchlppprsx]

it's funny cause i go to marist and 99% of this is true

[MazzaJF]

DOM VS. UFC

[MRKandyman1]

does he have a vs frats if he does he better talk about tke

[sdotsmitty89]

sex pittin it 

[Jrizzo95]

I love that every video has a new college!

Check out my school project...it is my featured video

[BcsWrestling152]

1:28

[lwaller02]

like a walrus getting clubbed

[theperra08]

@lifes_realTalk

[Betteroffbraindead]

BOOM! Whats this?! Doms about to serve up 46 tickets to the ThunderDome for all the haters.

[insaneman2112]

i'd normally leave, but after her 2nd Long island ice tea, Candence told me she'd blow me

[xXBrookesVoiceXx]

I'm walking 30ft ahead hoping that a bus hops the curb and kills me.....

[whyiseverybodymad]

You are the Man

[teffty2]

basically 1.1 million views, its getting too mainstream, it was good while it lasted dom, im out

[trollinyousoftly7]

@teffty2 is this satire intended to make fun of faggot hipsters, or are you serious?

[teffty2]

@trollinyousoftly7 hipsters

[trollinyousoftly7]

@teffty2 word.

[eaton2442]

@teffty2 "This is getting too mainstream..im out"...are you serious? Why cant you be happy for the guy because he's finally getting noticed as one of the funniest channels on YouTube. I hate when people try to be "different" like that.

[teffty2]

@eaton2442 calm down u idiot its making fun of hipsters

[wiber28]

body shots anybody?.. not you.

[freshjdizzle]

once every two weeks is not enough i need more dom in my life!

[MrTheGame1992]

I go 2 Marist and this is exactly what happened 2 me last Friday

[eddyturner3]

1:28 = best face ever

[OhioBobcatz]

Dom Mazzetti Vs Elevators

[MrFoxhall1]

its so true.....who knew.....freddie mercury does know a thing or two about the ladies :P

[vigilantpursuit]

god, every single fucking word is true

[welaughindoors91]

sooo accurate wow

[shingelz]

I wish he was funny

[Almondania]

Hamburglar. 

[batuhany]

What's the outro song?



[TheShadowCerberus]

Then, the Hamburglar makes herself at home and pukes on the bar. It's like listening to a walrus getting clubbed.

[zachleda]

bonin' is in the future

[sensesfail10792]

Sex picnic

[winter2011soonplz]

"They're all crying, and eating baked ziti.

Looks like they all just lost their virginity."

♥ lmfao.

[InfaDave]

YES 1,000,000 VIEWS FOR A DOM VIDEO

[xvxozzyxvx]

like if you realize this is exactly how Marist girls are

[MattttG3]

@xvxozzyxvx hahahahaha this is how sooo many upstate new york girls are

[Budaphly]

@xvxozzyxvx Only Marist girls? How about 80% of the female population?

[evelusification]

@xvxozzyxvx siena 4lbroski come@me

[edasnoraa]

@xvxozzyxvx This doesn't just explain Marist girls. It explains college girls all through the north east.

[davidlundy41]

what is with all the fucking cut scenes, after, every, line. like (cut scene) its hard (cut scene) to watch this shit (cut scene) but its so damn (cut scene) funny.

[KonClueZhen]

Did you have two of you in your shirt at first?

[theetruth10]

Dom Mazzetti should join Jersey Shore!!!!!!!

[hahahelaina]

so awkward

[philliefan95]

Time for the bone hammer!

[Julcheese1]

#getatme

[sensesfail10792]

Boning is in the future!

[STARBOY43]

hey man i a parody of this guy

[zakes06]

the 43 dislikes are from the girls who made themselves at home and yacked on the bar....or didnt wash there feet haha

[Lebrontage]

its about time a dom mazzetti video got over 1,000,000 views

[jctripplesticks]

I would've laughed harder if he said "worst dream ever"...

[ecuaagua20]

your disgusting and selfish

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