Lord of the Rings Rifftrax - Boromir

[Tigerkeeper818]

"I suppose you want your arrows back." I just about had a heart attack when he said that lol

[Emerald447]

The Cruise Ship's leaving!!

[StupidWizardFilms]

If i had a dollar for every pixel in this video i would have 5 cents

[GronHatchat]

HAHAHA I love Rifftrax, this was so funny. But on a side note, why was that Uruk-hai fixing to chop Merry and Pippin up if they were supposed to capture the halflings? LOL

[ion010101]

Those Orcs remind me of the "MAD TV" skit where Michael McDonald plays a ruffian who falls to the ground throwing his fists fecklessly into the air when he attacks someone.

[WarriorElf54]

it's just a flesh wound

[kcamerons]

lol "lousy grouping..."

[movieman175]

how would i go about seeing the full movie/rifftrax?

[Gaslight61375]

@movieman175 You could go the torrent route. Nice, selfless people sync it all up for technical ignoramuses like myself. (Then I donate to Rifftrax.)

[Stormwysper]

The cruise ship's leaving!!!

[SageVallant]

They did lose some of the humor momentum going into this...

[shockwavecg]

'Ugh...well, time to die...give my helmet to the dwarf andFREEDOOOOM!!!!'

XD

[Kemkle33]

@MartianAviator I don't think Middle Earth has lamps. Or guns. Or bears. But seeing Aragorn walk up with a shotgun lamp would be sweet.

[Dirtfire]

@Kemkle33 well, there were oil lamps, and there were bears in "The Hobbit".

Love these Rifftrax!

[ImagineWizard]

*cuts off his head*

''Tis but a flesh wound!'

Love the Monty Python references! =D

[AmyEnchanted86]

"A hot shower and maybe a mug of beer- OH or a nice arrow in the lung would be good too!" LOL I love Boromir but this was funny. I miss MST3K.

[JennayyyCx3]

orcs take stairs haha

[elvaelvirababe]

but yeah, Sean Bean's freakin hot.

[banananer16]

i think there was also a spiderman 1 reference in there

[banananer16]

haha, chow-yun elf! jet li-golas...

[SageVallant]

Laughing and crying.

[crazykenna]

he's from Gondork, lol, good to hear puns that prove there are people even dorkier than me in the world

[MrBuch169169]

"The cruise ship's leaving!!" That killed me.

[POSFOLIFE]

I got the Millers Crossing reference!

[GenzoB]

LOL ("Goromir" ... "Gondork")

[randomguy199545]

Lol gonDORK

[blindthrall]

Broken-field orcing isn't half as exciting as extreme babooning.

[valiare1947]

lol Monty Python.

[drumaster24]

Gondork lol

[AbbyGreenEyes]

it still breaks my heart

[jokerbilly]

they went all Monty python at him at the end there.

[PiecesOfRainbow7]

the cruise ship's leaving!!

[BahumutRider]

"Get your luge away from me!" is one that no one I show this riff to seems to get.

[chatchick2]

What does Kevin say at 1:58 ? Just before mike says "Mmhmm".

[slsams6413]

@chatchick2 Something about cupid but then you can't hear the rest of it.

[valiare1947]

@chatchick2 I think he said "Cupid looks god awful..."

[FantasmaLuna]

"One for you, one for you, didn't forget you!"

XD That was exactly my thought when I first saw that shot.

[Karlwootwoot]

"Well I guess it's time to die, give my helmet to the dwarf and-FREEDOM!"

[LocaLaura3000]

He seems just upset. You shouldn't fight when you're upset, you just say something you'll regret!

[westeastxybzd]

haha that cruise ship's leaving part was in this best of rifftrax thing so funny when I saw that this whole thing is funny

[DrThunder88]

Right. We'll call it a draw.

[doctorwho415]

the cruise ship's leaving! hurry or there wont be any cake left!

a nice hot shower, maybe a mug of beer... ooor a nice arrow in the lung would be good too, thank you.

its just a flesh wound!

lol this made my day!

[TheOtherBradBird]

Kirsten Dunst!? Please, he's the spitting image of Amy Winehouse.

[lossennedlorwen]

Naaahh, he's got too much meat on him to be her...

[trashjr85]

" it's only a flesh wound " hahahaha

[sliceitup07]

Gondork lmao

[theNDinspector]

Well I guess it's time to die. Give my helmet to the dwarf and FREEDOM!!!!!!

[sfagias]

hahah Monty Python reference was pure win ^^

[sporeodst]

ooooo thats gonna wreck his golf swing lol

[king12191]

to bad peter jackson didnt make him look like anything considering he didnt make him besides hiring the actor...the movie is based off a book made like 50 years ago by tolkien

[drumdoctor58]

"See ya later, Sir pin-cushion"

[Jangobadass]

LOL at the "Monty Python & the Holy Grail" riffs at the end! XD

[typacsk]

@Jangobadass Yeah, the "Come on, ya pansy!" was perfectly timed too.

[aliceofhearts]

"Hurry or there won't be any cake left!"

[hpemula]

i think peter jackson make boromir look exactly like the foolish king hhh......?

[hpemula]

i think peter jackson make boromir look exactly like The Game HHH. The foolish arrogant so called king........?

[wrght9185]

I like Rifftrax, but I wish they hadn't done this scene. R.I.P. Boromir.

[Gaslight61375]

I thought it'd be a lot tougher to watch since the scene makes me bawl. But I ended up LMAO.

[Whillikersify]

@wrght9185 Nah, they manage to make it funny without crapping on the dignity scene. Instead they turn it into something you might see in a black comedy — hilarious and sad at the same time.

[Username93611]

@wrght9185

Oh God... xD "I wish they hadn't done this scene." I bet you speak Sindarin fluently. :P

[wrght9185]

@Username93611 Nope...wrong. I just wish they hadn't riffed this particular scene.

[VeryAngryCamel]

lol im kinda torn between crying and laughing :) boromir was one of my fave characters.

Sean bean (u gotta say it so it rhymes people:) is from MY TOWN TOO! :)

[bozez1]

Sean Bean is good in everything he does. Unfortunately, we in the States are stuck with the likes of Brad Shit and George Looney. Bravo Two Zero, Patriot Games, Equilibrium.....Greatness.

[Gaslight61375]

I have nothing against Pitt & Clooney, but I'd die without my British actors on TV & film.

[Nanorobotic]

Finally! Someone else who pronounces it "Seen Been!"

[mikejackson4ever]

Boromir'd make a good Kurt Cobain, if he starved himself for a month or so.

[mr0buch]

"The cruise ship's leaving!"

LOL

[DarkMoonHecate]

Awsome! Rifftrax put Monty Python in LOTR!

[LeVoixNoire]

the cruise ship's leaving!

the best

[toughpunkchic1625]

'One for you...one for you...Oh, didn't forget you!'

I adore Kevin Murphy!

[BelovedCaptain]

hahaha

Love the Monty Python references!

[Arvestotia]

FREEEEDOOOOOOM

[raineandrews]

Now I know they just did not say that Orc looked like Kirsten Dunst...Hahahahahahahahahahaha­!

[JokerDisiple]

well i guess its time to die

[SoylentGreeeen]

"It's just a flesh wound"

I knew this scene reminded me of something hilarious.

[klaytonrocks]

Monty Python, perhaps? :P

[BardWraith]

Yep, that's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail - King Arthur vs. the Black Knight.

[iAwexome]

OOOO right in the orc sack!!

[jakehr3]

"hot shower, cold beer--or a nice arrow in my lung"

[drago589]

Haha " its bionic boromir !". i almost lost it when he said "For Freedom!"

[jamiewj]

there mating call aha XD

as he dies then it sjust kinda harsh

amusing but meh

[Uraharasensei]

They should've yell:

Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!

At some point in the fight xD

[SmackPaste]

thats gona wreck his golf swing rofl

[WinstonFisher]

This scene was really hard for me to watch even with rifftrax. I think it as the first time I ever laughed and nearly cried at the same time. Yeah, I am a loser.

[doomsday19821982]

'FREEDOM!'

*snicker*

[PinkFloyd312]

"oh he stinks at mumblypeg" lol

[mcrrebel77]

I totally saw the Holy Grail quote a mile away, but this was totally awesome anyway (like always)!!!

[ProjectFlashlight612]

Man, orcs are easy to kill. I thought the Cylons in the old Battlestar Galactica were crap at fighting....they're Navy Seals compared to these idiots.

[SunaSand]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

i can't believe they quoted monty python and the holy grail!!!!!!!!!!

i love it when the orc gets his head chopped off and they said "Its just a flesh wound!"

i almost fell out of my chair, i was bent over it, just DYING of laughter!

best rifftrax EVER (mostly because of the monty python quote!)

[hollyhuffstutler]

This seems like more of a fond riffing to me.

"Well I guess it's time to die. Give my helmet to the dwarfs and FREEEEDOOOOOOM!!!"

[daf867]

"No, no, that's their mating call!" HA!

[psyblade1st]

"It's just a flesh wound" was epic beyond anything I've ever experienced.

[BippityBopBoop]

ohmygod he does look like kirsten dunst...

[MrSquark]

The Monty Python reference is great

[SplitChesthair]

i was expecting a dick cheny joke when the head orc shot boromir.....

[EvilAtria]

Sorry, I thought you were a deer? Because yeah, he said that.

[TheT4xid3rmist]

See ya later sir pin cushion. Goromir... he's from Gondork.

[shawnmcghee1]

I was thinking of the Monty Python scene, just before they said it.

[darkwolve16]

lol

[thenameless13]

lol see ya later sir pin cushion

[coilgunner2]

I suppose you'll be wanting your arrows back...

rofl

[Improvertellie]

lols..... gj

[smoky90210]

I was uh...aiming for a deer. XD

[textthing]

This scene is the very definition of 'over-directed.' Maybe also of 'over-edited', 'over-crane-cameraed' and 'over-slo-moed' to boot.

[Dialceus]

why 3 when it could be 7 arrows :o

[AlexandraLin]

I wanted to yell at them when the called him a pin-cushion!

but I loved:

"run or the'll be no more cake left"

"thanks,I needed that arrow in my liver"

and

"ok,it's kind of late now,ok.REALLY late,but I'm sure it will... be completly useless"

[IHaveTheQi]

Funny as hell, but the original is still an awesome scene

[Dinoslay]

Nice Monty Python reference. XD

[MacNair]

That just got me rolling!

[seagullmaster1]

the uruk-hai look so weird when they're on the steps. They look like old nannies carefully going down.

[juventes]

Hmm...if it's THAT effective, you'd think they'd have more than one ork who can use a bow.

[badarbiter]

Well orcs are corrupted elves so yeah...

[hollyhuffstutler]

Good point!

[soulcornflake1]

'That's going to mess up the golf swing!'

[TheT4xid3rmist]

It's just a flesh wound!

[GeneralAmeli0]

"Sir pin cushion" LOL

[JanuarysGarnet]

"Well, I guess it's time to die..."

[RDawg5555]

"A hot shower, a mug of beer...OR MAYBE another arrow!"

[GoldenFlute88]

"The cruise ship is leaving! Hurry, or there won't be any cake left!"

Love that part!

[eruresto90]

The cruise ship's leaving!

No, no!  That's their mating call!

[kootiepatra]

"Say what you want about a dwarf; they're hard on the crotch" LOL

[Bioniclemaniac]

lol

"1 4 u,1 4 u,didnt 4get u!"

[carcharodonoodle]

out of nowhere the orc starts hitting him with a folding chair

[lackofclass]

sorry, I was aiming for a deer...

LOL!

[doctorwho415]

the cruise ship is leaving!! hurry or there wont be any cake left!

[Cellidor]

Tis just a flesh wound!

[moonatizz]

Sir Pincushion...Gore-omir...from Gondork. XD

[jasonfalcon]

no thats their mating call!!!! lol this pwns!!!

[nankinat]

I could really go for a nice, warm shower, a mug of beer...or an arrow in the lung. xD

[ninjast4r]

HURRY OR THERE WON'T BE ANY CAKE!!!

[Tareltonlives]

No, no, that's their mating call!

[FaithLestrange]

The cruise ship's leaving!!!

[MoJoelRizing]

"It's just a flesh wound!" (head chopped off)

[chinesecommunist]

Right in the orc-sack!