Up Close With Robert Evans

[TheCurrymanEffect]

"What if I told you I had a 22 inch cock, is that something you'd be interested in?"

[DvDPlaya]

Kid Notorious!!

[voidforpurpose]

A spine with a sensibility; balls with bravado; humor with chutzpah.

Evans followed his heart and it led to glory.

Go Bob!

[101stupidvideos]

@voidforpurpose my name is robert evans

[voidforpurpose]

@101stupidvideos

A lot to live up to. Chinatown and The Godfather and even a smaller flick likeThe Saint.

With a voice as compelling as Bob Mitchum or Bogart.

Good luck Robert E.!

(If you haven't heard Evan's audiobook version of "The Kid Stays In The Picture", do.

Classic~!)

[ThePriceIsWrong]

like a pussy soaked in apple juice

[jam6255]

Robert Evans is the best!

[pacoki08]

i think he said one of the best quotes ive heard @4:27

[CrzyFooL67]

@pacoki08 Agreed.

[djw151]

The name Bob Evans gets ink.

[Poonard]

ok hahaha! I'm convinced, Patton Oswalt was right, this guy is satan. LOL!!!

[marcbolanfan]

he was awesome

[irdeaner]

I'll be totally honest and say that I watched this because of patton oswalt. I have always known about robert evans but never heard him speak. And Patton nailed it on the head. I have to go ejaculate my CNS, now.

[bobszvetics1]

THIS JERK FUCKED UP PARAMOUNT PICTURES A TOTAL ASSHOLE

[acesobrian]

I wonder who at Paramount passed on Star Wars?

[JoltYourLife]

Do you have any idea what Diane Keaton's pussy tastes like when it's been soaking in apple juice all day?

[pois0nblast]

how many people here watched this because of patton oswald

[tripi09]

Cokey McSnortfuck....

[ADenny12]

Truly great movies were made under his leadership. He changed how movies were done and what kind of movies were made, and made successfully -- lots of gems we have now because of Bob Evans.

[papaslam]

One of the greatest Hollywood Legends - listen and learn kids...

[proni1]

he didnt do shit

[MattFreakinBarry]

@proni1 I'm fairly certain establishing Paramount as a top studio does qualify as shit he did.

[DownSyndromeArmy5]

So the book and the movie is about getting up in the morning?

[DownSyndromeArmy5]

Don Dahler is gay.

[voidforpurpose]

Evans needs to read some audiobook poetry for posterity.

His voice has a timbre that should be captured in art.

Coppola should have listened to him on "The Cotton Club"... it became "The Rotten Schlubs".

Evans has touched magic.

[ZivWar]

"It's been a hell of an interesting trip..."

Sent chills down my spine. I think this man truly will save us :D

[dumriff]

legend? you bet your ass

[amalmavani]

quite possibly one of the most fascinating characters in hollywood story - can you imagine what sort of a life hes had? also one smooth son of a bitch! (in a good way)

[ripley450]

man's a stud

[unsetelex]

Look, you can see his vampire bat disco coke nostril!

[KenshinSephiroth666]

The man is a walking quote machine!

[jrt62188]

do you have any idea what diane keaton's pussy tastes like when its been soaking in apple juice all day? lol patton oswalt

[saiyanprince09]

ESPN Cowboys vs Redskins catch it...like a pussy soaked in apple juice

[Trevguy00]

lol just listened to that

[st0nedg0at]

She had my trouser snake buried tonsil depth when a heroin-crazed Brian Dennehy burst into my trailer and punched me right in the solar plexis...

[emptyeye901]

The Human Rectum is nightmarishly elastic

[BigNickontheDrum]

Pack 'em back in Dennehy, this time I'll do just the reds!!!

[MacGear14]

I shat out all four cubes, and damned it if they didn't all come out solved... but that's nothing like the hail mary plays you'll see on ESPN every Saturday!!

[AFightingPanda]

green bay vs steelers catch it!

[ColdChicago]

Bobby was schmoozer and had a pretty face

Bobby got em made, and none to take his place

Bobby pissed them off, Bludhorn took him out

Bobby played the game, and then got frozen out

Schmoozer, macher, und ein bissel alte kocker

[undemanding]

This is Robert Evans. In time, his movies, and his involvement to make them happen will be recognised. He is so open, he can be himself and be real.

[cyberella]

Read 'The Kid Stays In The Picture'. (his autobio)

Great read

Read his autobio, 'The Kid Stays In The Picture'. Great read.

[TonyAntSpilotro]

no they don't

[rashhuman]

I love The Kid Stays in the Picture, and never realised that how he narrates in it is just like how he talks in everyday life - like he's reading a poem.

[abario]

I love this guy, he's great.

[TonyAntSpilotro]

I ain't started