Why we can't leave Iraq

[Turppa21]

This might be funny but we are really training them! To this day we are still training them!

[albedran2]

This is soooooooooooo funny.

The title is funny too,

I was born in iraq, and agree brother you proved your point.

lol.

[JuliusIsMe]

The taliban fights better than that! WTF?

[newbownr]

i think we should bring them to canada and they can be in an elementary gym class. that should get them in shape



[jklharris]

I would have personally titled this: What happens when the Marines leave and the Army takes over.

[7462668]

Hahahahahaha thats good shit!!! XD



[peaches021272]

Oh my god. They really need to focus.

[MRMAGIC305X]

I spy 2 that did it right. Still horrible.

[MrMetalfr3ak]

At least one guy did it right... :p

[TheHoomaikai]

There is our reason to leave because the insurgents and terrorist will laugh themselves to death. Pretty funny video, It's hard to believe that there are men who are unable to do the Side Stradle Hop.lol

[Topshelfsniper22]

the guy thats 3rd from the right hahahahahahaa

[EricCharlesLomax1]

That one guy was doing squats

[JustBecauseTheySaySo]

I've watched this like 7 times now, and I can't stop laughing. Which one is Moe? They all have similar haircuts.

[JustBecauseTheySaySo]

ROFL! AAAAAHHH HAHAHAHAH!

[SeaFox10]

No wonder they use themselves as bomb donkeys!

[RoxStarDon]

I laughed hard, but as a kid who came from a different country I understand why they suck. In gym class the first time I saw someone doing jumping jacks I was like wtf, is this dance class or something. xD

Hope its fake though because I'm still laughing.

[usteeler81]

@RoxStarDon where did you come from, if you don't mind me asking?

[RoxStarDon]

@usteeler81 Trinidad

[30Maicky]

very nice coordination....!!!!!

[ensider1]

funny vid...

[XxRedxAdrenalinexX]

Special Ed PT



[AkkiElementalista]

We can't leave Iraq because we're dancing?

[ThePrayerHotline]

3rd guy from the right needs to go real bad

[goofygorillo]

Ballet???

[WoWdemon05]

FUCKIN ROFL

[rangerXgilan]

i don't care if its real or not, whatever the guy three from the right is doing, is funny as shit

[PEEWEEK707]

@rangerXgilan lol yeah the third guy from the right is funny as hell ..the only ones doing it right are the one on the far left and the 4th from the right

[pegalis]

Omfg.... No, no. After seeing this, ive realized that its time to go. These morons deserve what ever comes their way.

[brokcraftable]

looks like he had to go pee really bad

[cptdickhead]

I counted 2 out of 11 doing it right. either this video was a joke or...WOW

[l333t3]

so that's why the iraq army fled. they have no training at all moving. any part of their body

[dedey567]

this is funny shit..

[JasonEB03]

IA are ffff'n retarded

[unit529]

Hey mabie they were never tought how to do a jumping jack? Lol have to admit its pretty cute.

[SUPERIRAQIII]

they like kids in the school with thier trainers lol

[tdjames5411]

haha.. If were not careful this is the future of Iraq.

[haircutbob2]

Now how would you feel about handing these guys M4's? lol

[metalmephisto]

@haircutbob2

hey is this the barrel? i wonder what this thing does?oeh what happens when i pull.,.,.,.,!BANG! ooooooooooooh

[TheIronicBanana]

@haircutbob2 These are Iraqis...They use AK47s

[haircutbob2]

@TheIronicBanana Yeah...I was just making a joke. Plus, if American soldiers were training them, wouldn't they get American weapons?

[TheIronicBanana]

@haircutbob2 Sorry I thought you were a troll.

The reason they use ak47s is because they already had them before USA started training them. There was already an Afghanistan army, they were REALLY bad. Most of the Men in the Afghanistan army were in the USSR which means they already were used to the ak platform, so instead of the us teaching them a whole new weapon system, they just made due with what they already had.

Merry Xmas!

[haircutbob2]

@TheIronicBanana Oh okay. Thanks and you too.

[crystalidx]

lol

[emsed1]

Charlie Foxtrot Delta

[kevinthibodeau]

fake

[RADIOACTIVEBUNY]

Well if you've never done jumping jacks before... you remember how hard it was when you were a kid.

[ruku871]

maybe they would keep better rythm if thes guys counted in iraqi

[MrJohn2010]

@ruku871 That is actually not a bad idea, eh? Still fucking hilarious.

[FutureSoldier189]

hahahaha that is sad.  I hope they got better.

[brizetter]

Pause the video in 0:03 and you see it looks like YMCA

[thuff420]

HAHAHA great title of the video.. some of them just look confused and were doing it to try and make them happy or some shiet hahaha

[ggwdodge]

all look a dance off in the desert

[DrLeavingsoon]

ONE TWO THREE - one

ONE TWO THREE - two...

....

ONE TWO THREE - nine...

ONE TWO THREE - zero!

That's about right.

[sergiretard]

you can tell some of them are just being dicks and not trying

[DrLeavingsoon]

@sergiretard hey I tried Aerobics one time [to indulge my better half at the time] and I looked like all of these guys at the same time having a car accident.

[Acteon346]

Its amazing how the afgans defeated the ussr and the usa, damn wouldnt want to invade them

[TheMrBlinx]

In every aspect of human existence, Muslims always prove to be total buffoons! They are the epitome of mental retardation.

[pete5668]

@TheMrBlinx Wait, you're insulting mental retards everywhere! Shame on you! :P

[cookman283]

@TheMrBlinx You're forgetting Christians. I'd say they're worse. *Points to the bible belt*

[TheMrBlinx]

@cookman283 Agreed, but at least they can do jumping jacks better than that.

[NTBushPilot]

@TheMrBlinx Dude, the arabs have invented more shit than the rest of the world collectively. Nearly all the basic theory that we work with was invented by arabs. Americans are the epitome of ignorance.

[TheMrBlinx]

@NTBushPilot Prove it. Give credible, accurate references for what you say. I dare you, liar, prove it. Put your money where your lying mouth is and PROVE IT!

[NTBushPilot]

@TheMrBlinx Why dont you look it up? or is trolling on youtube the only thing you do on the internet. The Arabs invented alot of things. Most notably, numerical numbering(mathematics), the game of chess, distillation (the process of refining), surgery, and the windmill. Those are just some of the most notable, aswell. So to say that Arabs are stupid, then your the one who is actually stupid. My reference = History. If you dont know how to look this shit up, then what the did you do at school.

[TheMrBlinx]

@NTBushPilot That's no proof, coward. Just because someone disagrees with you, they conveniently become "trolls"? Wrong. I discuss many things with many people, both friendly and hostile. Again, you are a lying coward. I think it is you who might be the troll. You said, "the arabs have invented more shit than the rest of the world collectively". Quantify that (or did you over generalize it?). Who tracks what race or ethnicity invented what? Where? BTW, blacks say *they* invented the most.

[NTBushPilot]

@TheMrBlinx Why call me a coward? You think that provokes me? I'm not going to bother using my time to prove something to you that you easily look up yourself, we both know your intelligent enough to. Let me guess. Your a loner. You have few friends outside of the internet. You feel as though the people around you undermine your intelligence, correct? Your desperate for a girlfriend. As a result you watch excessive amounts of internet porn. Maybe its time to stop playing with trains.

[IceKoldSince83]

@TheMrBlinx one thing we all know is who invented the least and stole the most

[hmspervasive]

@NTBushPilot Actually none of those things you mentioned were invented by Arabs, they were all invented by Persians (Iranians) a completely different people/race. Not to say that Arabs are stupid but their contribution has been negligible to say the least. As I said, I do not mean any racism here, obviously their other Semite cousins have done better namely Jews. Arabs are not known as inventors/discoverers. They are currently just client states ruled by foreign interests. Watch Syriana.

[DrLeavingsoon]

@hmspervasive boring.... enjoy the clip.

[ruku871]

@hmspervasive you cant realy say that they have contributed many of the spices we put on our foods and several of the foods themselves not only but after the crusades many castles in europe went from a square tower shape to a round one which is from the arab countries because they deflected catipult balista and trebuchet volleys better and we cant forget the scimitar

[IceKoldSince83]

@hmspervasive wrong, watch nothing, read a book. arabs and persians have both contributed to the world more than jews.

[MrStrokerace69]

oh shit my stomach hurts thats funny as shit

[OOOdatsme]

Lol this never gets old! lol

[legorret1]

Silly arabs ha ha ha ha !!!

[MrJapaneseboy1111]

hahahahhaahhhaha



[0Zolrender0]

zero coordination. no wonder they suck as police and soldiers

[DocterMuzzy]

the guy on the far right is the best

[KingLebbo]

they've probably never done star jumps in their life fuck off everyone

[master15243]

Hahahaha

[kylecX360]

Ha!

[lpa3yonk]

this people*

[lpa3yonk]

عار على العرب الشيعه عيال المتعه

this proplr so sick we will coming and you will see

fuck to america

[dewhicular]

@lpa3yonk Shut up, Camel Joe. No one likes your sand-niggery here.

[matthewdoa]

@lpa3yonk You dirty fuckin suicide bombing cunt! Go eat a plate of shit.

[covington55]

@lpa3yonk listen here you fucking BITCH. YOUR PEOPLE are fucking retarted cowards. You know america is the best fucking army in the WORLD right. Not to mention we got the UK too. Your fucked little bitch. I hope your mom gets her fuckin head stomped in by a us troop. Go eat shit and blow your self up you fucking sand nigger. Translate that dirty fuck.

[ABZ6381]

@covington55 damn right finaly the truth comes out =P fuck that iraqi bitch!!!

[IdahoAngler2]

Ha ha ha!!! They look like 8 year olds at football practice!

[scotfreak]

oh, my, god

[Arkmor]

LOL my 3 yr old cousin does better jumping jacks than these clowns lol.

[TacticalNukeProject]

on the right side second from last was doing a ballay dance

[Arkmor]

@TacticalNukeProject LMAO

[fuzzy0rcr]

WTF is the third guy from the right doing... Haha

[Dusselkamp]

Looks like our allies are the iraqis the insurgents wouldn't let join them. :-/

[iBorderBum]

They're retarded !

[RussianAK47Sarge]

ROLF

Thats the Iraqi army for you, folks

[MrLovefile]

just leave them to it! if they fuck up then so be it! take the oil,money and whatever you want and just leave! move on to your next war,

[guyaddictive]

leaving iraq will only left two things:violence and genocide

[MrAmericafuckyeah]

@guyaddictive and more money.

[whomikewhat]

bewwwahahahahahahahahaha

[cainedandunable]

Stupid bladdy monkeys 

[racist123]

lol

[streetwise121]

@lexmundi yeah thats why we didnt take over iraq in 2 weeks and kill your leader......

[lexmundi]

@streetwise121

Yeah i can see you took over iraq whahahahahahahahaha.

It only got worse dumb fuck.

[TheZeth24]

11 BIG Fucking retards... my dog can do that jumping jack while asleep.

[lexmundi]

Maybe they can't dance like your marine corps fags, but they are kickin your murderers asses...

[axcfds]

@lexmundi Oh, no! Some iraqi just shot at me and killed my buddy. But when I shoot back at him, then i'm the murderer? I would reccomend leaving youtube permantly.

[lexmundi]

@axcfds

Whahaha another dumb fuck.

If you would have any brains you would have known you are the invaders so iraqies have to shoot at you, they are defending their country against a agressive occupier. You learned nothing at all from vietnam, just a matter of time before you left 58000 men dead in iraq and pull out with your tail between your legs.

You can't occupie a country, especialy not by comitting war crimes. So i reccomend you leave youtube permanently, dumb fuck...

[axcfds]

@lexmundi We needed too. Saddam Hussein occupied Kuwait, we were allies with them, so we went in to take him out of power. They shot at us. I'm suprised you don't know your history.

[lexmundi]

@axcfds

I know my history, when the iraqi's were driven out of kuwait in the 1st gulf war Bush senior called upon them to rise against hussain. They did, because they all were sure US would come, but Bush senior left them to rot and hussain punished them while US troops went home celebrating. In 2003 hussain was not in kuwait and bush junior made up a whole bunch of lies, desperatly looking for a fight. GW started this, the whole world could see that first missile fired at bagdad was a US one

[axcfds]

@lexmundi Your right, the first missle fired at iraq was a US missle, but then what were we doing? Trying to kill the Taliban and find Hussein. We did, we killed him, and now we need to find Osamma. Which, is why were still in iraq.

[lexmundi]

@axcfds

First of all, there was no taliban in iraq.

Hussain was the only one, although he was a dictator, who could keep a relative peace in iraq (look what is happening between sunni and sjiit's now).

And it's true you went after hussain but not for a good reason. WMD wich did not exist, support to al quaeda and taliban wich hussain didn't give. So if i were you i wouldnt be so proud of killing him, it was just murder.

Besides, i dont hope you think osama is dumb enough to be in iraq..

[JJTheBigDog]

actually taliban have never been in iraq. taliban is basically the tribe that gave its hospitality to al kaida in afghanistan. there exists al kaida in iraq though. it doesn't suprise me that americans confuse this. about 60% of americans can't even show iraq on a map.

[wahahn]

WTF...guy in the middle...lmao

[racist123]

@wahahn its Michael Jackson

[xiCRANEYJxi]

which is why iraq have never won the olympics

[jpd782]

This is funny. At first I did not think it was real.

I don't know how the soldier leading this exercise did not either go ape shit mad, or bust up laughing. I did 6 years in the U.S. Army. If we were ever this messed up, we would sure pay for it. Not even recruits a day into basic are this bad.

[panzr]

OMG I have tears because I've been laughing so hard...so funny and at the same time really sad

Actually, the Ninja fourth from the left is doing it alright

[TDgangsta76]

hahahahahahahhahahaha

[Pwiseman87]

LMAO HAHAHHAAHA

[Whistlejocket]

hahhhaahaaha too funny I luv it

[LocoRedKixx]

lol

[soldierofgod1995]

What are you guys talking about, these guys are proffesional killing machines! just look at their athletic skill!

[kuruki213]

I find it amusing how u think they are smaller people because they have never needed to do a star jump in thier lives, now lets turn the tables and drop one of those americans into the mountains and see how they star jump thier way home from thier.

[JohnyFilms20]

no wonder why the iraqi military, gave into the insurgents years ago...

[monkeyman1140]

If it makes you feel any better, the enemy is that poorly trained as well. One reporter who was with a saudi insurgent was asked "how do you fire this thing". Apparently the insurgent was an office worker and didn't even know how to fire a PK machine gun.

[georgefrankz1]

They have no hope

[AVAProductionStudios]

I feel a Bad Company moment coming on =)

Marlow: Don't we have guys trained for this?

Sargent: *flashback*

-failed jumping jacks...refer to vid-

XD

[SantaWithTeeth]

Only one guy was doing it right, well sort of.

[JimBizzob]

the description of this clip could not be more true. I genuinely feel sorry for these batards. How can you defend a nation, if you cant even complete "monkey-see monkey-do" behavior?

[MrLostkause]

WOW my 4 year old daughter does jumping jacks better

[mini1gerbel]

LOL

[Morphd]

Yea its great we over there waistin our soldiers on training these retards every day.

[joeltexas1]

lol iraqi soldiers are stupid :)

[BadRobot216th]

LOL i think the soldiers and iraqis are just fucking around LOL

[Crustanarchy]

Lol, you compare legionaries to arab villagers who enlisted.

[chengyinli]

the 3rd from right is jumping sooooooooo happy...

[zombiemadness1919731]

i rofled like 30 times watching this once

[1987Challenger3]

i swear to god it look like some where jus dancing

[Ohjjin]

You have got to be shitting me!

[texasfan94]

sand niggers

[crusaderwatch]

It's like training Fucking Monkeys

[16955512]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[ovz112]

hahah you stuped fuck that whas in afghanistan

[Raspout1981]

This is staged.....a fucking monkey would be able to copy that exercice properly...

[LaserKing9]

Wow.  Several of them look like they're freestyle dancing...and the one third from the right is doing....ninja jacks?

[vdub350]

At least one of them is doing it right -.-

[silverhalo22]

rofl this is the reason for fort hood was because he didnt want to go to iraq

[4tari]

ahahaha

[Hen110]

LMAO HAHAHAHA my stomach hurts HAHAHA!!

[InUrDin]

HAHAHA

[TheTOYOTA13]

lolz

[pogiguy05]

OH my god WTF even when they have someone right in front of them doing it right they cant get it. Some look as if they were having a seizure.

[monkeyboi71121]

ha ha they have no eye body coordination

[concreatcreativity]

jumping jack fail.

[deadinside4211]

ROFL 2 of them are just dancing

[oOoKARNAGEoOo]

lol 3rd from right looks like a right spazdick

[F3RGIE]

@oOoKARNAGEoOo HAHAHA that was what i was thinking, I thinks hes been around bellydancers too long. WTF is he doing lol.

[MrRickiev]

lmao

[bishopm5]

HAHAHAH

[mdeonx16]

I guess doing jumping jacks with bombs strapped to your chest is harder than it looks ;3

[glocksnhollows]

@sparkymmilarky its pretty funny, but you gotta realize they've never seen or heard of jumping jacks in their life.

[MrBoogaloog]

LMFAO!

they wer probably stoned thats all the ANA and ANP do get stoned and go into firefights lol

[jollyroger822]

At least one guy did it right and I think I was there in fact it looks like 2-22

[fuxbox]

LOL

[hellcat1000]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[przemaz]

heh they supose to be much more stupid than americans!

[Seankilos13]

LMAO

the guy in the middle was just jumpping up and down

[OletBrasiliasta]

is that 4 real?lmao

[beyondsupreme]

haha !! the funniest thing

[ENJOITHEKILLCAM]

like actually HOW CAN U SCREW JUMPIN JACKS UP??? LMAO

[gat0rbball]

They do jumping jacks like white people dance.