The Bastard Break Up

[Lyrix4D]

So appearently he "didn't wanted sum of dis bitch" ?

[ILmoriz33]

That's because he doesn't give a fuck ;)

[calmreason]

I really REALLY should have left my first wife like this!

I mean - REALLY!

My bad!

[FazeSoniiks]

its not your fault your not attractive

[purest0evil]

MC ^^

[TheVideric]

2:11 nas - hip hop is dead ????

[RedJennroxy951]

OK maybe not after 00:51

[RedJennroxy951]

Fuck thats what i did LOL damn

[FederRiedelBikes]

the smoothest break up ever!!

[Sunnyrach]

that iss really really mean imagion if that was real lol!!!

[youztuber5000]

I don't get it?

[snaffapikkle]

We did have some good times though, didn't we?

Remember that day we went to the amusement park? You still owe me $40 bucks for that, you don't have to pay me right now, but before I leave would be nice..

[patepoju]

Now i know where comes error 404 (check dislikes)

[zbart74]

hey i saw david schwimmer in a movie....

[TheWacked666]

now i have to listen to iron butterfly lol

[Glowmunster666]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ME AND MY CURRENT GF

[mwinnful]

I'm sure people have accidentally used some of these.

[TheAulin8]

lol u owe me $40... you dont gotta pay me right now but...

[modem815]

I just realized that this was the "show me your genitals" guy!  Hahaha!

[JmbForTheWin]

Unrealistic. No bastard would wear a Bob Dylan shirt.

[navrozlal]

Funniest shit ever!

[whiteknight4879]

"We can still be friends, I mean dont call me or anything."LMAO

[zion2train]

its not all about looks, lol its about the humidity and diameter of the vagina

[Iskasen]

Lawl, she probably had it coming with a face of 3/10

[tomcheon]

mmh Be kind and nice with me and I will be with you

[BasZz2119]

401 girls had one of these talks

[topherhotshot96]

thank god that wasnt a bllack girl or you'd be shot

[JoeyLeddzDippin94]

"I mean look at me, I'm laughing about it now! HEHEHEHE" LMAO

[sabianboy14]

401 aren't Merican.

[rocknrolljunkie2011]

o i'm dying. how in the hell is he so damn funny and half the people i know don't know WHO i'm talking about when i mention him? how is that possible? my sides are killing me...

[jacobEhandyside]

401 girls owe jon 40 dollars

[ZeRealisator]

Lol

[videowilliams]

Um- well, at least you gave her the gift of honesty.

[agster98]

that bastard

[windwakeroftime]

This is soooooo awkward lololololol

[MrHypermoto]

Humming In-a-gadda-davida...awesome

[doublexjamy2]

that crying sound was annoying as hell

[RavensNeverDie]

I tried this and i got punched in the dick.....Finally a girl's hand touched my dick :D THANKS BRO :D

[Johndarkside1234]

@RavensNeverDie hahahahah 

[CAMAKAZEEE]

@RavensNeverDie i just asked

[shiligigagabubu]

@RavensNeverDie so then you have no life...

[jankendorf]

I recognize some crying of American McGee's Alice OST... Correct?

[djdoj1102]

7-8-9 to see the making of a great smile

[BarenakedLadiesLive]

2:32 LMAO!

[horsepheus]

david schwimmer hahahahaha

[itsstillgr8]

hahahh



[TheSuperduck23]

That was funny.

[tall32guy]

You look like David Schwimmer! He was funny in Friends! LMAO!

[arikitten]

Handsome guy

[Dyonissis]

That's a pass! You made it :-D

[unseen101520]

You have a beautiful body but your face...ehh

[johnnyass68]

silent friend is cool.....;o)

[gamergirl87]

He mentions a Stephen King movie in both....wow.



[Faesalmajid]

PRESS 6 FOR NOSE

[MultiDEEJ]

://derrickowens.hubpages.com/

[ExertiumX]

Who googled David Schwimmer?

I did.

[iVisionZxReflex]

@ExertiumX Ross. How don't you know that?

[ExertiumX]

@iVisionZxReflex I know the face, but not his name.

[Lacross523]

@ExertiumX HOW DO U NOT KNOW DAVID SCHWIMMER?! watch friends lol

[ExertiumX]

@Lacross523 I know Friends, I know his face. I forgot his name. Problem solved. Hahahaha

[Lacross523]

@ExertiumX lol

[alexx0xx]

@ExertiumX well now after i read your comm ...i did to

[johnnyass68]

@ExertiumX me too...;o)

[0rtin]

He speaks out loud what most guys must be thinking while breaking up with their gf.

[michaelk123eh]

1. Pause

2. Hold 3

3. Have the time of your life

[jessalvarado213]

398 ppl look like david schwimmer

[l4mpl0ver]

@jessalvarado213 L

ol fag stop with the blank number of people blank its unoriginal and you eat cum everyday for breakfast.

[jessalvarado213]

@l4mpl0ver You probaly have no life if you spend your time looking and critizing ppls comments

[RainbowTrees3]

press 6 over and over!

[chrisishot2]

pause resume and press 1

[xiBLOODBULLETix]

My gf said John isnt funny.... I'm single now

[cowsgomoo871]

Ur one of the ugliest girls ive ever slept with lol!!!!

[flips1392]

Ill need those 40bux now so u should probably get your purse lol

[macbeasty]

"You're one of the ugliest girls I've ever slept with, what does that say about your personality"

Screw here personality Jon, she has a 9/10 body!

[AnjaLuiseot947]

well just turned 18 and want to learn what fun is all about

[AMorrison2007]

Hey, if it makes you feel any better, you're one of the ugliest girls I've ever slept with. What does that say about your personality? That's impressive, I admire that!

[McCompletelyBananas]

its just your face thats kinda hmm.

you passed the class, graduating with honours

[freelanceivy]

you don't have to pay me right know but when I live it would be nice thou,

[totallydude2597]

Just dont call me, that would be wierd.

[zwabTheRealOne]

Silent friends... That's so me and a girl right now... Even though she occasionally contacts me. :-/

[FlipLogic]

She sounds like David Schwimmer when she's crying

[TheLuminafy]

LOL YOU SORTA LOOK LIKE DAVID SCHWIMMER.

[929becky]

i think im going to break up with my girlfriend like this

[gwiorek]

if someone did that to me, i dont know if i laugh or falcon punch his face. maybe both xD

[xXShadowLanceXxFTW]

YOU PASS THE CLASS!!!!

[Technobanana]

all the people on my facebook are "silent friends"

[Shizzlmadizzl]

LOVE the laugh @ 2:30 xD

[TommyBShow]

I still Miss you Jon...

[hmun525]

we can still be friends... but don't call me... thad just be weird

[NordwolfBE]

I'll e-mail him, don't worry. XD

[MrSuperjay123]

if it makes you feel any better your 1 of the ugliest girls ive ever sleep with lmao i love this vid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PrivateXyz]

I can completely picture this girl, lmao.

[minsqueeno2]

Hold 3 for epic eyebrow dance :P

[sammiekisseslover101]

BASTARD!

[Gool349]

david schwimmer is definetely the worst you could compare a woman with

[IronBrig4]

@Gool349 Yeah, he's up there with Pauly Shore and Carrot Top.

[ayeewhassupwhassup]

@Gool349 he was funny in friendssss

[JakeBrujo]

@Gool349 nah. i think yoda and jabba are worse

[klostroi]

I will be laughing about it over 10 years ! lol xD

[Senintonin]

this is the guy who caused adele's career

[yallbugin]

@Senintonin awww lol

[mattswaim91]

@Senintonin no because adele is the opposite of the girl he is describing.

[Senintonin]

@mattswaim91 very true haha

[zion2train]

@Senintonin hahahahahahahahaahhahahahahaha­hah

[SuperJimbag]

did you know that David Schwimmer was in 'Apt Pupil' with Sir Ian McKellen

[ratin274]

397 pepole break up with jon lajoie !!!

[IslandWolfGirrrl]

AMAZING :D I LOOOVE THE SANDWICH PART!

[jaskotel2]

Not rly impressive, I can do it with way less style.

[macbeasty]

"what does that say about your personality"

??? What personality? With a 9/10 body I'll hit that no matter what the personality

[ijmgbg]

thats the same crying girl like in ownagepranks hosptital prank :)

[evil4563]

Nice.......

[Slipknoxicity]

Let's be generous "3" out of 10 LOL

[TheJaded1039]

Anyone else wonder why he hums In-Agadda-Da-Vida @ 2:10 ?

[LiquidSwords1000]

@TheJaded1039 Because it's a great fucking song?

[TheJaded1039]

@LiquidSwords1000 I know that, but hes breaking up with his girlfriend lol

[wHyYyYyyyyyyyyyYYY93]

2:10 that shits catchy

[Twitcheys]

"Don't worry I'll e-mail him" lol

[rautermann]

I seriously consider using that monologue for an upcoming audition.

[skater468]

oh, im sorry, were you hungry ? there were only two eggs in your fridge sooo yeah, and youre gonna raise our child .

[TheWinnerWinner]

LOL A 4 YEAR OLD SON LOLOLOL

[666lordloss666]

repressed memories of my ex..... danm fucking bitch

[BMmasta27]

395 people are a 6 on 10 average.

[sim0n1977]

@Pseudonimolol

Not giving a fuck is another video.

[xN1NJAxR3APZ]

i guess its under stood you'll take care of our son oh yeah i will need the 40 bucks though so yeah

[ilovecake151]

sonofabitch !!!

[redordead771]

thanks for the silent friends idea jon

[baseballerP]

thats how we do it!! ha lls

[baseballerP]

LMAO



[Charlie1966Stang]

This is sort of what it was like when my ex girlfriend broke up w me but alot shorter

[VeggiePyromaniac]

@Charlie1966Stang

I guess we´ve all been there...

[tall32guy]

@Charlie1966Stang :( That sucks! That's still pretty rough, whether it's a guy doing it to a girl, or vice versa, as in your case. LOL

[Ashleyfanone]

well, thats nice...

[cybervand]

@oxen64 since there is Christ then anti-christ...you'd be anti-anti-christ....in other words Christ...

[Tiffardo]

O.O i was 1,666,999 scary lol

[Malsch1990]

youtube counter is broken i was viewer 1.666.666 as well xD

[oxen64]

I was view 1,666,666... does that mean I am the anti-christ?... twice?

[LightningStar21]

@oxen64 just don't give a fuck..

[valkoha1]

...and this was his email to her.

[hikaruultma]

lol... i wanna witness something like this in reality

[horsepheus]

You look like david schwimmer hahahahahaha!

[Sviolinist]

This is really a how-to video. It's not funny at all. It's how you do it.

[wikidsickness]

Bastard

[Braenorit]

haha 2:12 in-a-gadda-da-vida

[AntoMarkunovic]

You still owe me 40 $ for that.

:D

[MckyMseNTarotCrds]

Oh, man. I love that Dylan shirt.

[Druttilutt]

Why are all old videos 240p?! The picture is all fucked up for me... can't watch em :(

[shane809887]

@Druttilutt He didn't have any money to afford the equipment he has now.

[pastimacku]

Oh Bastard xD

[jsmmount]

remember when we went to the amusement park.. you still owe me $40 bucks..you dont have to pay me right now but before i leave would be nice

[ewgeldfocker]

6/10 doesn't pass in america.

[Blas01]

@ewgeldfocker yes, it's a D

[ewgeldfocker]

@Blas01 were i'm from you have to get a 6.5/10 to get a D.

[Blas01]

@ewgeldfocker That's weird :P

[Blas01]

@ewgeldfocker I just read that in Louisiana and Oregon you have to get a 7/10 to get a D.

[ewgeldfocker]

@Blas01 yea that's weird, in Massachusetts its a 6.5/10.

[Netugi]

@ewgeldfocker Does in Canada, which has saved my life many times over.

[crayman31]

ROFL, better than the sequel! :D

[IndecentEexposure]

lol



[SiberianDawg]

I'm the one.. who thinks you're not attracted enough. It has nothing to do with you XD

[MikeBA10]

Just the look on his face during the video is funny enough

[flightteam19]

im gonna send this to my bitch of an ex. lol.

[Randal85]

2:00 - 2:35 :DDD

[acidhouse1988]

To be honest i was told to watch this and it got to the end and was waiting for some kind of punchline....What a waste of 4 minutes. The boys not even funny. What a prick

[shenkeey]

@acidhouse1988 It's hilarious..

[nsmayhem1]

You're the uglier girl iv ever s

[MrLinkinParkfanboy]

damn......

[bighemi57]

Ya, you got that 40!?

[imaginos2009]

You're not the only girl I'm not sleeping with. There's a whole bunch of them.  In fact there are more girls that I'm NOT sleeping with than there are that I am!

[hailey403]

Haha I'd be doing more then crying xD