KOTD - WD2 - Kaliente vs Uno Lavoz

[TheMrMarmalade]

I hated Uno for the first few battles of his I watched but now I think he's hilarious.

[azabee1]

UNO WAS SO SHIT- HORRIBLE BATTLE

[MrCrow42]

Kaliente was acting like a BITCH (turning his back)

[prophetclique]

unos first round was funny as FUCK

[NYCxFreestyled]

lmao Uno is so drunk xD

[trudon]

this was one of the worst battles ever

[trudon]

shoutout to fuckin screech LMAO looooooooooooooooooooooooool

[TheBSKILL]

Talk to 'em!

[IcePickToTheChest]

BITCH BLOW YOUR NOSE!!! hahaha! i woke up my girlfriend when i was laughing hard as hell!!! haha that shit had me literally rolling on the floor

[HazeHollywood]

i think uno lavoz was a little drunk...

[spudland]

@HazeHollywood He's always like that. 

[HazeHollywood]

@spudland lmaooo ik hes a beast. but hes gotta be a little retarded.

[herpd]

Uno killed him with his into.Kaliente sucks just like always.Edged a shitfaced Uno and then got ruined in the battle this win got him.Uno is  just a more entertaining guy

[WertCrew]

UNO LAVOZ!

[hckey234]

Anyone else Uno pop his head into Kaliente's intro at 4:27? LMAO!

[jahjam2999]

how did kaliente win...

[Mrdennisinned1]

this match is for UNO! jokes over bars!

[Ai2K7]

uno is a fuckin clown lol

[Star9MC]

UNO LAVOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

[GKillaz]

that means half of you work for cheap, and the other half dont work at all!

UNO took this

[sonofbrazil]

uno is just retarded..when i 1st seen him battleing against nameless i thought aight the cat is funny as hell when i seen him against stainless once again i though he was funny i kept watchin his battle until i realized hat he never brings new topics he talks alotta shit but never really say anything. he try to be funny too much. he got bodied when he went against rio and rio is funny fo real no effort when he spits and he got flow. point is uno is an idiot get his ass outta there

[sonofbrazil]

that kaliente nigga look pale as shit kinda look like a fuckin zoombie is blood runnin through is vains?

[kiaba360]

What the fuck was Unos doing?? Dude was seriously drunk, and the funny thing is, Kaliente wasn't even that better than him lmao, imagine if Unos was sober.

[drama1er1]

Kotd has the best opening ever hands down

[alfvar]

Uno = G.O.A.T.

[XtReMeBuLiTzZ]

That was uno's battle uno wins in my eyes!

[JakeGaara666]

hoost is the worst dude ever

[mumum12345]

check out uno lavos vs lunar c it shits all over this video

[Rogie3210]

Nigga ya mom be eating hotdogs and spam at church. wid a boogie hanging......She be making me wanna smack the shit outta her and say, BITCH,,,,,,, BLOW YOUR NOSE!

[PassionPrevaiIs]

i really like uno lavoz, no homo or anything but like he's so funny, hard to hate

[taajiir123]

haha Uno said "Shout out to all my mothafuckas out there...two of them" LMFAO!!

[emceefocus]

@taajiir123 he said "215" lol

[taajiir123]

@emceefocus yea ur right lol

[Dimologi]

@taajiir123 Hehe dude he said 215!! :) Thats the number of state

[crazyspooks10]

lmao you know what... Uno is funny as hell and I dont think he won technically, but as far as entertainment goes, he has my vote lol. Kaliente wasnt that amazing and I hate how he says at the end "I'm a legend killer." Sorry, but who are you...?

[boiment1]

"Nigga, I will harm her knees" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Ictrlurmnd]

Uno got that.

[Ll0rico]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH UNO HAD ME IN TEARSSSSSS

[sdotr1990]

YO THIS IS MESSED UP MAN! UNO HAD THIS MAN!

[jesse1989PP]

Nigga, i will harm her knees haha Random dude

[peatownrepersenative]

no body got uno lavos line at 15:32 when he said ," cuz from the east side this platano can get deep fried, totones"

Some Dominicans refer to themselfs as Platanos which is a green banana or plaintain. when cut up and deep fried they can be made into totones. Which are delishus.

[Sevenyxxtimes7xx]

"Aint your daughter named Harmony........Nigga i will harm her knees"

Uno is the shit. lol

[canadabuon]

uno lavoz is shit in this battle , cuz all he can do is talking shit and make jokes, no matching lines , no punch lines , kaliente is way better with lyrical flows and fucking kill uno with his lines.

[lForZaa]

@canadabuon He was drunk as fuck retard.. No shit cunt

[Perfection7Blog]

Uno is the funniest fucker alive

[Montrealistik]

Entertaining at best, absolutely no rap skillz whatsoever. Funny 4 sure but 3 rounds of yo momma jokes,C'mon this guy should not be battling. Easily one of the worst battles of WD2

[alfvar]

@Montrealistik He's done "real" battles as well.

[IcePickToTheChest]

Uno's career is in it's prime!! he's everywhere!

[YLODOWNER]

One moment he's got a shirt on next he doesn't.

[basicSWAG]

kaliente diss filipino races ! watch out for PROTEGE (fliptop)

[InsanityDeep]

Uno got this with just the introduction lol

[101andwhat]

I'm feeling uno, he is fuck funny! but damn he can't half sound like he's retarded sometimes with his voice xD haha

"that mean half of u work for cheap and the other half don't work at all" hoo too too!

when he was choking round 17 mins, he brought it back for me with that "i will harm her knees"

i can tell kaliente has potential n shit, but didn't show it as well as he could have here man. i don't know how he got the W shit!

[emceefocus]

@101andwhat drunk as hell

[jonasHM]

CHECK IT EUT, YO!

[FullyloadedRanson]

@philly289 I seen better to but kaliente Fuckin suck n he choked

[MadMenRaven]

If Uno stepped up his speed so he can fit more bars into his rounds he will be the best comedy rapper for sure

[taajiir123]

9:42 Who else heard Kaliente Burp lol

[GrimeyArtist2011]

Uno Smashed it, 'KOTD's fucking setup , not as relible as Dont flop or Grind time !

[bigbadroe]

@nomamao He says "they don't understand that"

[ItsMeYouFail]

why so many dislikes?

[butteryassanthony]

@ItsMeYouFail they don't like the judges decision :/

[InsanityDeep]

@ItsMeYouFail kaliente was mad

[TheeLYRICISTmaan]

UNO BIN A KING

[jenniferrxo4]

Uno lavoooz .

[emceefocus]

uno's first round was hilarious, but was that rap?

[simplelife88393]

BLOW YA NOSE

[youngenz4l]

kaliente got cooked

[crazyrj14]

5:43

LMFAO XDDD

[nomamao]

what the hell does Kaliente say after " Tostones?" I have yet to figure that out.

[101andwhat]

even when ubo don't come with it, he's just entertaining man for real

[lostangeles]

@baddre7 and that reason is?

[TheAidanCarey]

tell me why Uno Lavoz should have got the dub

[lostangeles]

how come no one trips when uno drops the n bomb?

[LackadaisicalFellow]

@lostangeles He has some black in him.

[lostangeles]

@LackadaisicalFellow thx shit just tripped me out

[SicSheist]

He is a funny nigga though! That fucking list LEAAAAAANED me..."FUCK YOU NIGGA!" AHAHAHA

[SicSheist]

Uno Lavos always sounds retarded

[PremiumGaming]

uno lavoz vs porich!!!

[buffthestuff333]

@PremiumGaming only if they are both made to get wasted before the batttle.

[PremiumGaming]

@buffthestuff333 Thats what i meant, the only conditions for the battle: get fucking shitfaced

[ExplicitRmusic]

Uno Lavoz needs a title match.!

[YourTag]

your daughts is called harmony ill harm her knees hahahaah

[YourTag]

love KOTD

[clesterbomb]

anybody ever call out kaliente on his dennis rodman with rabbit teeth looking ass? im not about to watch his other battles to find out

[prophetclique]

Uno's first round was SOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY

[Djalmanac]

How can judges give that shit to Uno cause Kali stumbled? At least kali picked it up with clean free's. Uno seemed to free the whole time but he wasn't even rhyming a quarter of the time. did the judges forget the fucking slogan? "Hip-Hop ain't dead, it lives in the North." How the fuck did Uno represent that? Kali got all 3 in my book.

[MyBlinkx]

uno lavoz this guy is hella funny

[FreakyBedro]

24:00 I wanna laugh, but it breaks my heart at the same time, " I am a legend" , fuck it I'm a legend too !!

[datcreepykid]

as an american from jersey which is rite next 2 philly and a puerto rican i wanna apoligize for this stupid ass nigga to yall canadians and british. talkin before the battle about hes blessed to have the oportunity to be at the event then fuckin it all up drunk as hell wit no bars i still this kali coulda came harder tho

[wwayne420]

uno lost this clearly way toooo drunk

[FreakyBedro]

she be suckin my THANG THANG hahahahahahah really shitty battle but I just can't get enough of Lavo's 1st round

[1salasi]

did anybody else skip kaluente to uno? i have everytime

[JimmyBrandon9]

@1salasi yep I do that in all of his battles

[CornerSecured]

@1salasi i skip every one to hear uno..

[MrMusicisawayoflife]

fuckin hilarious shit

[SuperRandomName101]

The way caliente was talkin at the begining i thought he was gonna come wayyyy harder. His first round was tight and actually unos first was like that!! I gave it to kali tho and i think uno got two and three. Kali freed on third but stopped way early. UNO IS GAY FOR TRYIN TO GET HIM TO MESS UP!

[FreakyBedro]

"I will kill this sucka free but not pat stay coz from this Arsonal you can't walk away :p"

[noothertagz]

LOL again at 5:01 hes like your mother left your dad because he said the bitch wasn't man enough ahah wrong way around!!!!

[noothertagz]

@ 2:17 HAHAHA UNO "Im a keep doing what im going" drunk as shit lol

[NunnanAgda]

That "Thang thang, wang wang, gang bang" line was slow but fun if you could have speeded it up :P

[REELHIPHOP420]

I SAID YOO0O0O!!!

[MrLebron187]

im sorry yes this was the worst i have ever seen uno lavos but that crowd reacted to some of the worst bars i have ever heard in battle rap history from kaliente real rap important just keeping it a hundred i would of had to hear an ot strait up

[ComeThruMurkin]

Come on guys Uno is funny but against someone skilled like Kaliente he doesn't compare.

[juvy2008]

Uno Won period

[TheSebzilla92]

uno stretched 10 bars over a 90 second round haha still mad funny

[FreakyBedro]

Fuckin Uno lavoz cracks me the fuck up yo hahahahahahaaaa

[duckymv]

Kaliente won... he was battling... But I only come back for Uno Lavoz verses to lmao

[SrimMUSIC]

thumbs up if you think UNO got this!

[Emayzin]

i memorized uno's verses.

[aznmidgetskater]

uno's 3rd round was practically all freestyle. that's difficult especially when you're drunk as fuck lmao

[SCARBZ1REP]

@JefferyDhamer yup. its true, kali had better structure, both could've done better

[FullyloadedRanson]

Hands dwn uno got dis

[philly289]

@FullyloadedRanson idk ive seen alot better from him

[WiteSkrilla]

Uno is a drunk and Kali is homeless

and they are both shit in the battle.

if they are good in other battles than i would like to see.

keep grindin!!

[xNBDxCLAN]

best battle on wd2!

[skateDT]

Kaliente looks as if he was working really hard for this battle, and he was still very weak. If Uno put as much preparation into this battle as Kaliente did he would've won easily, he was drunk as fuck and still almost won. Kaliente was very very weak.

[CrackTownPooner]

Kaliente, your bars suck. take your ass back to NY nobody likes you in Canada just because you were around when it started doesn't mean your top tier, your far from plus your a disrespectful punk BITCH!

[santalio]

Wow! Uno Lavoz is a TERRIBLE rhymer with and his flow sucks monkey balls. You know a rapper is fucking shit when he makes Kaliente actually look good. Even Prodical Son is better than Uno lol. I couldn't watch all of this so have no idea who won... Or care.

[Duulaa]

@santalio Uno is actually dope, i admit this is not his best performance because he was drunk. Watch his Grindtime battles there actually sick.

[Solidus43]

Kaliente Won

[Solidus43]

Fuk Grindtime Striaght up They Banned my subscribtion

[Solidus43]

Kaliente needed this win plus hes a good guy sooo if we didnt fall for unos gay load mouth ass style its cuz we dont fall pray to Grindtimes bull shitt ass emccees were going to kill yall every time trust

[kieranibus]

uno lavoz is hilarious has he battled tiger ty yet?

[Gerard300349024]

@JefferyDhamer maybe :l

[Gerard300349024]

@JefferyDhamer who cares bitch

[Gerard300349024]

@JefferyDhamer Uno still rapped he just didn't try to be super lyrical, even kaliente had to turn around cuz he knew crowd was feeling uno too

[skyndawg23]

Theses judges give every battle to the ppl from canada or over seas.. americans got jerked at wd2.. Rone destroyed nils, chedda bodied bowers, (I know chedda is from canada) and now this.. it's like they gave everyone from basementality battles the win for flying out..

[TheShinTesh]

@skyndawg23 Nils killed rone dude... diz killed smp... illmaculate beat bender but uno did get robbed hard... SHOUT OUT TO FUCKING SCREECH!

[HiK3NxAc3]

Bullshit uno got robbed. kaliente was trashed

[JayTeeTube2k123]

''BITCH''.......BOOGER NOSE!!

Uno got dat!

[Elaquent]

shouts out to fuckin screech

[REELHIPHOP420]

I said I fucked her in the mouth, pussy, ass.. WHAAAAT? I SAAAID!! LOL some funny shit

[fluxcapaciters]

Uno wasn't even rapping but that shit was funny as fuck

[FUCKOFF844]

'' ngga i will harm her knees '' HAHAHAHAH funny shit

[MrHeyheyhey13]

UNO LAVOZ!Lmaoooo that man is too funny.

[jomomwashere]

Uno had to win. he got robbed.

[Loonimis]

OL' DIRTY BASTARD STYLE

[Joshtodamav]

That was the fucking most amazing battle ever XD

[scars202]

CL vs uno lavoz next?

[jimmyv113]

Uno Lavoz was drunk as shit and still droppin rhymes all over Kaliente's face

[churchthemc]

wtf i've seen that uno man before in real life i don't know where tho

[JoeyBlaze92]

kaliente had sum slept on bars, but uno lavos was funny as shit

[nasheed609]

UNO was saucy and he was kicking kaliente ass but lost how

[TheGarcia015]

Toooo funny

[dnafan2k11]

this batttle was wack to me lol smack/url is way better then this lol fuck anybody who disagree

[stillbleu]

Uno lavoz killin it

[Gerard300349024]

fuck the judges uno lavos more entertaining and won that shit

[LetsGetSpooky]

Rone is just loving it

[elgilicious]

@7:21

pause

[PhilosophistMusic]

Ain't your daughter name harm-harom-harmony?

Bitch I will harm her knees.

[9000Luke]

your moms love it in the anal

she said if i fuck up the dishes

i can't watch cable

[chaironotokovisual]

Even hanging with the "right click" can't "save this target".

[mvpowen]

the chick next to organik was smoking fire

[Cheddar323]

Been a minute since I watched a kotd battle nice quality step up

[FourElementFusion]

kaliente was the only rapper in this battle. uno werent rapping its like a wack stand up comedian.. next time im gonna switch to some bernie mac during his bars

[getmfosho1]

if uno was wack he wouldnt be in this battle.....nigga drunk as fuk lol

[getmfosho1]

Intro- Uno

1st- Kal

2nd- Uno

3rd- Kal

[myrmidon171]

"Ain't your daughter name Harmony?... Nigga i will Harm Her Knees.."

I almost cry haha!!!

[WHATmikal]

Uno BODIED kaliente in this shit.

[Battleraptakeova]

Kaliente is beyond trash kill ur self bruh

[rbthaSMOKA]

my nigga uno lavoz was fuckin wasted af lol

[kingjorge19]

Uno is much better than this. I thought he did terrible, and it looks like hes way more wasted than usual.

[hckey234]

LMAO i bet you didnt notice: 4:27 Uno Lavos pokes his head into Kalientes intro hahahaha

[letsdanceonhere]

flow-Kaliente

Originality-Kaliente

Bars-Kaliente

Wordplay-Kaliente

Kaliente won all 3 rounds easily 

[killakid1094]

Uno Lavoz is the fucking man.

He took this shit hands down.

[Brybear702]

Uno Lavos could be good, but his style is just so dang irritating. All truth though he is funny as hell.

[markanthonyGQ]

i fucked her in the mouth, the pussy, and the ass!!!!!!

[medcardman]

that mexican faggot sucks lol...holy shit

[Duulaa]

this isnt unos best performace... his grindtime battles are soo much better

[REELHIPHOP420]

@Duulaa yeah i can tell, he wasnt trying eh? Kailente is just sooo fucking annoying lol straight up

[KeySour]

Uno is fucking horrible

its so hard to watch him its quite pathetic..he sounds like hes slow in the brain

[aznmidgetskater]

kaliente used home advantage for the win. what bullshit, uno got robbed. 

[ThReeSOme9]

kaliente took it

[Angielyrica]

nigga yo moms pussy weighs a hundren pounds, bitch can't keep that camel tucked// your mother left your dad, because he said the bitch wasn't man enough// I said your sister masterbates to the discovery channel, cause she loves it when mammals fuck// and your mom got athritis in the knees, bitch takes a shit standing up// LMAOOOO HAHAHAHAHA!!! AND KALI GAY FOR TURNING AROUND AND BACKING IT UP