How to Bone a Chicken

[HLpent]

replace chicken with fine honey and it still makes sense

[OutNAbout415]

Surprised he didn't choke the chicken....lol

[stndrds79]

Damn martin don't wipe your nose when your cooking.

[mkim609]

CHICKEN BONE NOWISON NOWISON NOWISON

[nylsanjose]

fuck this guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[gojenson]

he came too quickly for the chicken.

[skykingtks]

This didn't teach me how to bang a chicken at all...

[EatCornChip]

18 sec? premature ejaculator.

[neurocosm]

@EatCornChip - PREMATURE INCUBATOR?

[asianoutcast87]

I don't wanna bone a chicken...i don't swing that way......

[pikakiko]

OH! he's man handling the chicken!

[reernandes05]

I knew to expect these kind of comments. FUckin hilarious. Dont have anything funny to say myself. Thanks for making me laugh

[DragOzze]

he'd do this faster without talking

[Blopartyhut]

If you want to see what you thought this video was going to bring you, pause at 0:39 and use your imagination.

[JoshJamesification]

I got my lotion out for nothing

[Fershizzal]

this guy is like the bruce lee of cooking, just the way he talks reminds me of lee

[8TheDon]

he should have boned the chicken,

not jointed it

[Whathuhwhowhere]

Did anyone else laugh when they saw this title?

[deonvan]

don't messed with mr yan... i wouldn't even think twice when he cook and question him. he'll make you his chicken.

[XammBeaux]

Useless.

This clown never does anything that actually helps the viewer become a better cook.

[idkyoo]

you must be mentally retarded to not see how this helped. perhaps you should be more attentive in school.

[InsideYoFeebleBrain]

He should have actually "boned" the chicken :)

[Furiousity]

THEN YOU WING IT

[vincentninja68]

Wow, that was impressive.

[arifreedom]

very fast but he didn't debone the chicken. Which is probably because it is not a technique used in chinese cooking.

[bigmac1827]

well yes, but he did "bone" it, which is different than, you know, deboning it

[MrPlanx]

This is not boning the chicken. He is sectioning it.

[InsideYoFeebleBrain]

I thought he was going to have sex with the chicken.

[deonvan]

yeah he's not like you.

[defiantskeptic]

Yan is the man.

[GeGeMus12]

dattssss ryte Yannn, bone dat chicken deep!

[Tseng96]

The video was fun but was too fast to let me actually learn how to bone a chiken properly lol

[carebearkrw]

woowzers, that's always great to know. and pretty funny 2!

[kerry53421]

LMFAOO!!!! as funny as it looks this guy has some gr8 cooking skills

[darthmason07192]

the chicken be relaxed, idiots god

[Soggytaco25]

attack of the show!!

[grap3juic3]

seconded!!!

[wsoccer11]

haha thats why im looking at it too

[arloj]

Well at least the title sounds correct, all the bones are still in it...

[NC92]

What happened to the other seven of your fingers....? Lemmi guess... you tried beating the 18 second record....? =/....

[messyjessy242]

lol

[zee339]

i like to relax the chicken by taking it out for drinks and dancing, with sex later at my penthouse

[SLCDRAGONS105]

And that is how you "BONE" a chicken

[jackmorales]

@zee339 pen-house would have been funnier :P

[Mintpepperoni]

Ohhhh....you're "DE-boning" the chicken.

I will have to go somewhere else for my poultry-porn.

[NC92]

You could try KFC....? Or Popeyes Chicken.!

[hooliganSKATE]

if yan can cook,you can cook

[evilminagrey]

I use to not be able to cook even a bit I'd burn the boiling water I sucked so bad

Now I am good and getting better It just takes practice ^^

[Durtysoufnicca]

*Favorited*

[gggu]

"and then the burthuwrur... out, please come out... and then burwurrheur.."

[CaptVelocity]

That's pretty clever and Yan is funny.

But am I the only one who instantly thought dirty when they saw the title?

[dahomelessdancer]

NO YOU ARE NOT! HAHAHAHAHAHA.

[anbuninjas]

I actually wuz like, O.O when i saw the title.

[zee339]

lol

[gameshowguy2000]

No, I don't think it was dirty..and like one person said, I thought he was DE-boning the chicken.

But yes...he is funny. "Cut it up, cut it up."

[happycoook12]

YAN... You are so funny! Great video! Very Entertaining!

[mynstical]

check out the video of me boning a chicken out,i do 2 different ways 1 is a whole boneless chicken and the other is breast and thigh fillets. both however have the thigh bones removed, which is one of the most time consuming parts.and i still do it in 15 seconds.

[sailorchibimoon1665]

Yan Can Cook, So Can you!

[pspboy7]

LOL Yan is da man :)

[ashes2flames]

If it was me the chicken would be whole and there would be a plate full of fingers.

[CaptVelocity]

O_o

I would certainly hope that you would stop as soon as you so much as nicked yourself...

[CharissaChan07]

whoaaa

He makes it looks so easy

I must suck at boning chickens

go yan!

[xskazix]

I expected some sensual Asian-on-poultry action in this video.

I was poorly disappointed.

[TerryOS]

If Yan can cook so can you.

Love Martin, but that's not boning a chicken.

That's cutting a chicken into parts.

Whatever.

[mrsexappeal69]

this is exactly was BONING a chicken means. You remove everything from the back and chest. I think it's amazing how you just rips the brest meat off like it's nothing.

[gameshowguy2000]

What I find amazing about Martin is his ability to do this fast and not cut himself!

[mrsexappeal69]

there's a catch to it. He breaks the leg joints when he stretches out the chicken and relaxes it. Otherwise the leg portion would chop off so easily. The breast is hard to debone so quickly though.

[tbagha]

this guy is awesome. hands down.

[JoeandOlly]

Lowk at dat! Bewtifool! The title is just dirty... come on now! Yan is the Man, Yan can span the Van on the Land... And yan can cook... and if yan can cook, so can yoo. I smell a new soundboard idea :D Martin Yan!

[sph1ncter]

Relax the chicken....

[titobella]

he is so cute. I wish that oneday i can do like him.

[icommentyou]

cute little asian

[SweetNeoCon407]

There is nothing to learn from this video about boning a chicken.

[jirouy]

1:12 to 1:30.... about 18 secs. man he is accurate like a timer... hehe. that's what happens when you cook as long as him.

[somemale]

whos faster him or hung from top chef?

[mikedubya]

That's a bit of an unfair comparison, don't you think? Martin Yan had mad cooking skills while Hung was still in diapers. Still it's hard to say... if the students never surpassed the masters we'd never get anywhere.

[CtrlAltDaLEET]

damn thats fast

[trotchye]

man! That was fast! I could do 18 seconds but I would probably lose 5 fingers or my own hand, lol.

[weirdoherchick]

comment|| i agree with you,

when he said 18 sec, i wa slike no way.

ugh it's scary; it was fast.

[pogisiG]

poor chicken..

[doenen]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Love how he just starts going on in some gibberish as he cuts up the chicken. xD

[NaraChan87]

I wonder if we could see some of his older shows,when he was a bit younger. Those were live as well.

[drunkbygreentea]

i heard his accent is fake. its a gimmick he does to entertain people.

:(

[ChunMeiling]

Absolutely wrong. He does commercials and most other things with that accent because of his Cantonese Heritage.

[gameshowguy2000]

Yeah, I've heard about his accent being fake, but I know for a fact it's not. He grew up in Guangdong (or Canton for those not familiar), China.

[BATWOMANN233]

@drunkbygreentea hey doo u wana fake acchent, aske Stephen Yan, ucan half a fake acchent like him

[naivt]

does anyone know where i could find more "yan can cook" or similar? youtube doesn't seem to have much of his programmes. =/

[ZBK71]

Does uh.. does anyone know what he's saying between 1:16 to 1:25..? Because I sure don't. >_>

[aurumvore]

It's describing the anatomy of the chicken he is cutting into. I remember hearing "his tendon comes off" and etc. etc.

[goozam]

now i always relax a chicken before i bone it

[ZBK71]

... <_<;;;

[RickyTomatoes]

Martin Yan...what a Chef.

[chefshout]

That chicken is not boned.

[yungkeehui]

Ah, so you the chicken should be relaxed before you bone it...

[noisound]

lol its like he was abusing that chicken until he finished boning it. sure was fast.. it looked like he coulda cut himself doing it so fast T_T

[RickyTomatoes]

ROFL!

[kashen1]

he has a good balance of entertanment a at the same time brings across the general idea of the action to the aduice

[fredddd111]

lol he bones chickens

[ForteGamma]

He's a good chef. His humour? Maybe its his way of communicating. Just like a good teacher. Perhaps you should look it from another perspective. That way, you'll just admire his skills. Whether it is not or is better than other chefs. I'm sure all of you wouldn't want to attend a boring cooking lesson would you? That's where the humour comes in.

[dft432]

I wonder why the US Food Network didn't air this series, or even many PBS Stations' regular channels (other than putting it one of their digital sub-channels)

It's a shame that Rachael Ray, Bobby Flay & Emeril (all overrated, IMO) are more 100x popular than Yan, Jacques Pepin or Mary Ann Esposito (the TRUE chefs)

[gameshowguy2000]

Mary Ann Esposito? Who's she?

[dft432]

MAE is The PBS chef with the longest-running cooking show on tv "Ciao Italia" which is produced by Rhode Island PBS as of 2005 (after years of being produced by NHPTV, from 1989-2004, IIRC)

[banyabeethoven]

I couldn't agree more.

Spoken like a true chef snob.

I like you already.

Are you a chef yourself?

[hkfreak]

You pay to see the cruddies of FoodTV. Guess what...you can get the real guys for free! (Err...not really, but it really helps to support your local PBS station!)

[crumpetgirl]

I have to relax the chicken lol

[radiohead1234562000]

who cares if he wasted some, he was showing his knife skills which are amazing, jesus some people gotta suck the fun outta everythinng

[slickdude32]

bet it tasted fowl

[kashen1]

hahahaha that was funny

[fusiondogg]

I've boned a few chickens in my lifetime...

[jael2222]

that was exactly 18 seconds, awesome!

[im0rtel]

thats what i call: playing with your food .

[jerome209]

oooo cheater. he wasted some..

[ooooitsmisaoooo]

relax the chicken hahahaha

[sundawg911]

i loved him, so funny and great person

[bruciebonus73]

The essential late night tv of late 80s and early 90s. Many a time was i inspired by him after a night on the beers, to go cook something - and nearly burning the kitchen down!

[Chuckman274]

thats some mighty fine chicken fuc-AHEM i ean boning

[6ixsux]

wow!

[gjsjrr]

The chicken wasn't boned, it was cut up.

[alancwwong]

fast !

[heosanhdieu]

oh my god, he is so amazing, and funny too!

[chinerunner]

Tnx for posting. Guru Chef Yan.

[Tatlee123]

Yan can cook was the first rebel chef, not Emeril. Amazing stuff, keep it up Yan!!!

[tylesaintcool]

m4d skillz!