Classic Nick Promo (Early 90's) - Clarissa Explains It All

[SweetLollipop8]

mom named me clarissa coz she loved this show ! lol

[Sparrow9873]

I came here because of that MSI song...=/

[swong1991]

Miss this show! always enjoyed the name Clarissa!!!

[cybertek3188]

I used to have the biggest crush on Melissa Joan Hart when I was a kid. I would watch this and Sabrina the teenage witch just for that reason. She was the first white girl I had a crush on. WOW!!!!!

[moker1215]

Clarissa, Junkfood, Nirvana.. THOSE WERE THE TIMES. Hey wait! They are still around..

[DivisMovieChannel]

i love clarissa :)

[TheBC313]

I loved this show back in the day. Remember that episode where Sam and Clarissa's dad went out and bought MC Hammer pants and bust a rap/dance in the living room. Good times.

Get live Sam!

[lessobvious]

SMOOTH MOVE, FERGUSON

[GoTHEGringO]

I named my daughter clarissa

[Under79in9]

I remember the Chirstmas Card episode!

[shan4883]

My mom couldn't stand Clarissa, but I loved it! Miss the good old days of Nick, Snick, TGIF, and the Disney channel vault..

[CrissaRush]

I love this.

My name's Clarissa too!

[KidzNewz1]

@CrissaRush ME 2!

[JackRabbitSlim]

MJH you sexy little minx, thanks for making my childhood so good!

[69sakibkhan]

clarissa is so beautiful.

[izzybella2015]

Ferg-face: before we had the term for "ginger."

[RedRanger2001]

2 people are either Big Time Rush OR ICarly fans.

[alixinthemiddle]

i used to love this show so much

[spartafxrs5]

and now, icarly??!!?!!

[TheHal20062b]

1990 to 1994

[stupidjunk978]

OMG this looks so dated, makes me feel really old

[whatevr192]

There was a young republican character...on a Nickelodeon show...?

AWESOME!

[danielja1]

The...90's...aww...

[skatarest77]

she prob put tofu in her butthole

[cb18abc]

Is she missing a tooth?

[ToxieDogg]

I used to have one hell of a crush on her (Melissa's the same age as me)...mind you, if you were a teenage guy back in the 1990's who DIDN'T have a crush on her, there was probably something wrong with you, lol

[ironhagoo]

@ToxieDogg That doesn't seem surprising. I'm probably her age in this video, and I think she's kinda cute.

[SMS2RR]

@ToxieDogg

i think the girl from all that lori was hotter.

[MiaoPurrington]

The best...

[BeBeAyumiReturns]

ferk-face, XD more like fuck face ^^

[nike316]

Good show. Clarissa has a nice sense of wonder.

[dreambagi]

I was always jealous of Sam. As in "Hey Sam" *the ladder hits the windowsill*

[arthuramaral]

I miss it!

[Funtabulosity329]

A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do...

[boptop892]

It only runs on teenick till september fifth I think every other one will still run

[11showgirl]

i like this show but i think her bro is werid and like clarissa clothes



[ghostlyme]

I always thought her brother on the show was an ass

[xMoJox]

Likings 90's shows has nothing to do with being born in that era. I still love watching I Love Lucy and I was born in 86!!

[bunnyz124]

She looks best as Sabrina

[hiphopgirl106]

@bunnyz124 she is sabrina

[bunnyz124]

@hiphopgirl106 dude I knowthat im saying Sabrina is better than Clarissa

[hiphopgirl106]

@bunnyz124 ohhhh

[CiaoSkywalker]

Take me back!

[ChowderedRust]

she looks better young then she does now

[therock3823]

@ChowderedRust I disagree, I think she looks way hotter now than she did as Clarissa or Sabrina.

[tatifruitloops]

Clarissa Explains It All is back! Watch the return of Clarissa Explains It All on TeenNick part of TeenNick's The 90s are All That.

[1282930210]

Who knew, 15-18 years later, she would be starring in that piece of shit Saw ripoff, "Nine Dead" and her acting would be exactly the same.

[purplegrannie95]

@Alexwilliams0 um, they still played most of the stuff from the 90's in the early 2000s. thats how i remember this stuff and i was born in 98

[HamperedKnave2]

@purplegrannie95 same here. I wish they would bring back the Amanda Show

[blackphoenix77]

Man I miss those days!!!! Teennick shows Clarissa weeknights now! Yay!

[KWolfe991]

I remember I used to have a HUGE crush on her except she was Sabrina not clarissa

[poodlestyle33]

I was born in '94 but I grew up watching alot of 90's Nick shows, was most awesome. :)

So happy they're showing them again on TeenNick, hopefully some of today's youngsters will happen upon them and grow up on them like I did. :D

[TheLuluBrown]

I VAGUELY remember this...

[AnimeNikkiParamore]

Whats with Nick and tofu? lol

[LoganStickly22]

Okay, I have a crush on Clarissa. DON'T JUDGE ME.

[BoogsterSU2]

Thank you Teen Nick!

[gloryportraitsrock]

your dumb and creepy cspan1993 if you think why look it up on youtube that means you like the show i like all of the 90 nick show plus what dont you like about the

[CSpan1993]

This show is dumb and creepy.

[LoganStickly22]

@CSpan1993 No, it's not...? WHY DID YOU COME HERE?!

[kristynrockks]

i made a vlog talking how teen nicks bringing these shows back.

please watch and comment!(:

[mqgTWO96]

@kristynrockks its back on teennick during the "90s are all that" block at midnight.

[Letissiaskatetapes24]

You are only a 90s child if you can remember the 90s and experienced it. I was born in 84 but that doesn't make me an 80s kid because the last 2 years of it that I remember are blurry.

[MrBewbie]

She was number on 1 on my fuck list

[memoriesalwaysdie]

Clarissa Explains it all will come on Teen Nick @ 2 am, followed by doug all that and kenan and kel PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU WATCH THOSE SHOWS SO THEY DON'T CANCEL THEM AGAIN.

[niddasa]

born in 91 saw all this good ish. 6 years old watching all that and clarisa explains it all. you actually had a reason to come in from out side playing hide and seek to watch T.V

[mrsuns10]

lets protest outsude Nickelodeon headquaters

[niddasa]

@mrsuns10 for what? all the old shows are coming back now on teennick. if you only have basic cable your SOL.

[LenneXStorm]

i was born in 94 and maaan i remember alot of things xD i love having such a good memory i just wishes i was born alittle earlier :/

[LongArmProductions]

I wish I was born in 88 instead of 98

[jayrobson88]

wtf is wrong with her forhead?

[sarmeg123]

I watched this video called old nickelodeon and I left a comment saying "you should make a second nick channel: 90's nick" yay

[Ceilt101]

Does anyone else notice Melissa's accent being just slightly British at the start of this promo? its kind of weird! Great vid.

[hkmamacmd428]

ITS COMING BACK ON ON TEENNICK! starting in JULY

[danniegirl1213]

@hkmamacmd428 Yay!

[TheWhatsitsface]

This really makes me wish I were a 90s kid. I was born in '95 and barely remember anything that happened in the 1990's from that point on.

[matrix4022]

I remember thinking she was older than me - now she looks like a little kid.

Us kids of the 90s are well and truly grown up lol.

[Doknot1999]

I loved this show.I had a crush on her when I watched this show she was so cute and still is.Clarissa and Lizzie McGuire were way better than Hannah Montana.

[madeinswitzerland86]

the bloody 90s... i love it

[rebafan19]

(C) 1991 Sony BMG Music Entertainment

[mucichan]

hahahaha

[zarkbot88]

When i look back at it now, it pretty much set the course for the life i'd come to experience:

- it kicked off my odd infatuation for blondes (this is a black kid talking)

- had a theme song that has stuck out like a cerebral canker to this day

- surreptitiously taught an entire generation (apart from me) to distrust Gingers

[youronebiggestfan]

I was born in 1992 but I dont really remember this show?!

everyone always talks about this show but I dont think I really watched it I was more drawn towards the cartoons, this show seems more for preteen and teens so i guess those groups of the 90s remember it by heart

But today I watched the show's intro and I so remember the intro!

[TheJames74s]

Well Hell, I never see that Show from 90's

Any Good!

[Ninefingers1010]

what happen to her?

[lalakers1984]

i'm so glad i was born in 1994 so i got to see the 90's and early 2000's now tv is so bad i feel sorry for kids nowadays and it is not that i am older i still love watching 90's and early 2000's shows even though i am 16!

[boredBordeaux]

little did we know that she was actually a witch... explain THAT!

[Fergusforslipknot]

she made fun of my name :( "ferg face" that's nasty.

[brittanyisepic]

ohmygawd

SHE WAS SO CUTEE!

[xAceMCcloudx]

God Damn this was the shit back in the day!!

[CastleAnthraxx]

LMAO, she was my dream girlfriend as a kid. Cute, cool, sarcastic - she had it all. Lol, this really brings back memories.

[rebafan19]

(C) 1991 Sony Music Entertainment

[CaptainViral84]

man talk about feeling kind of old now

[tommymarines1]

Even as a kid, I thought she was too hippy-ish.

[8swimmer]

i was born in 1996 and i found this show so i checked it out it is really cool not like i thought i wish it was still on because its hard to watch episodes and i love Melissa Joan Heart

[xinthescene]

wow i finally found this showw... i used to watch it all the time but forgot the name. now looking back on it, i remember her being older lol. she looks young.

[patrickmgaddis]

I found an old VHS tape with an episode of this show on it. I noticed after the credits it said Copyright 1992. That was three years before I was born. So, I look it up, the show ended in 1994, 1 year before I was born. So, my sister who is now 27 was 11 when the show ended, and I wasn't even around then. If I hadn't found that tape, I wouldn;t have known that this awesome show existed.

[clarissarodriguez24]

lol my name is clarissa and im just like her

[foolofaguyinlove]

@clarissarodriguez24 Marry me.

[clarissarodriguez24]

@foolofaguyinlove nigga i dont even kno you

you fucking ass hole

[Cance251]

I miss this show SO much!

[grimmnms]

with all the comments on youtube about the old shows u think they would get smart and make a show that just had the old shows on it. kind of how boomerang is

[cutiecheetah]

wow

[ALIKIN12345]

this shows returning january 3rd check the nick wiki formers shows 

[jasonismyhomie]

i was an extra on this show back in the day, and i, um, 'had' the dude who played ferguson aka 'fergbreath'. he may have played a straight laced rick astley clone on the show, but that is just a testament to his skillz as a thespian. in real life? homeboy knew how to party! he loved to go 'downtown', too, if you dig me... after sampling my buffet of delicacies, his breath sure did not smell like FERGE anymore! i still quiver like a lusty school girl when i think of that firecrotch piece of ass!

[harveyderf]

@jasonismyhomie OH CHICA!!! You jnailed one of my wildest fantasies! When my kid used to watch this I'd sit & drift off into my erotic thriller fantasy world. I'd imagine Ferg setting my crotch alight with his firey passion as he went downtown like petula clarke. then after he'd finish, he'd step out of his room & next time Clarissa got up in his grill, he'd breathe Ferge / punnaer breath all over clarissa's face. that did it for me and im glad at least part of that fantasy is true.

[jasonismyhomie]

@harveyderf honey, lemme tell ya, that trick is a punanner breathing DRAGON of lusty fury! Just like CocoJambo so sagely sang (did they experience his forked tongue, I wonder?), he 'put me up, put me down, put my feet back on the ground!' I'm telling you, any fantasy you could possibly concoct (no matter how depraved your mind), that FIRE BREATHER in reality would lacerate it with one flick of his nimble & hypnotic tongue. Rumor has it, he learned to wield his 'sword' from Elvis the aligator!

[harveyderf]

@jasonismyhomie OH HOT DAYUM, FERG GETS MY JAYUM!!!! That was his nickname of set? The 'Punnaer Breathing Dragon'? Did he get his tongue 'forked' to enhance the pleasure of the lady's he was slaying? You and Cocojambo are lucky people to have had that red serpent tickle your pantyless yum yum. It makes you wonder if he was the one tempted eve back inna da gadda da vida? Hell know's I'd let my entire family perish at the hands of lucifer for one flick of this red devils forked tonge of love!

[jasonismyhomie]

@harveyderf i'm with you, sista! a thousand eternities in hell are not enough to deprive me the boundless pleasure to be had from a night with Fergie's mouth peen, as I call it. Rumors are abound that he is none other than Rick Astley's illegitimate spawn. Tho the mother never cashed in on that Cash Cow (this was pre-tabloids), she knew her son possessed the father's dong and nimble mouth muscles - so she had him workin on set and off to bring home extra bacon. MMM and I took mine EXTRA CRISPY!

[Pasalaqcua]

Anyone noticed how bad acting was back then?

[Treedomm]

hey thats sabrina! :)

[ReadyOneLove5]

OMG so I'm just now figuring out that was Melissa JH....It was only 13 years ago I was watching this show...It seems so long ago but it isn't...I guess its the maturity growth that makes it seem so long ago.

[stridren]

old school mjh, what a great style she had in that show!

[dj09492]

Imo it is like this... Nick: 89-05 once nick took off all its older shows and forgot about game shows it slipped. And they say the reason for them getting rid of the game shows was of kids loss of intrest in it. Is it our fault? Idk...

[somekindagorgeousxox]

i remember this and im 14 ha :P

[GrannyDances]

@somekindagorgeousxox no. no you don't.

[somekindagorgeousxox]

@somekindagorgeousxox YES.yes i do.

[ZebraDancer]

looks like such a good show! too bad i wasnt born yet D:

[mbenzsl2000]

this show is still relevant today.....hell all of nicks old shows could still be shown today ,and the current generation can enjoy em.

[Barfetta3000]

Amazon and iTunes have added new episodes on Clarissa that are NOT on Season 1. Can someone upload those here so we can all enjoy them? Thanks :)

[sexiebaby2009]

1987-2001

best nickelodeon shows

[TheCYBERTRON44]

she lost a tooth too see at 0:28

[Molen]

MSI - Clarissa

[sweetveronica1989]

I WANT MY CHILDHOOD BAAACK!!! T____T

[arturo25k]

Fuck you

[LAxLakersx24]

@arturo25k who?

[arturo25k]

@LAxLakersx24 you son of a bitch

[LAxLakersx24]

@arturo25k kiss my hairy ass.

[thalialuvmx]

nickelodeon used to be so awesome...when amada barnes joined all that it started going down hill from there!!! but I used to think MJH was the coolest person ever!!! she still is awesome...Melissa and Joey is a funny ass show!!!!

[num1Jaysta]

@thalialuvmx It's Bynes and Nick was still awesome untile later.

[yinyang1195]

Aww Melissa was so cute! And now she's 34, married, and has with 2 kids? Crazy how time goes by...

[jusosa]

@yinyang1195 yup its sad how fast life goes

[yinyang1195]

@jusosa So true. :'(

Well at least she and Joey Lawrence are back with "Melissa & Joey"! It's hilarious! And I find it ironic how back in the day, she was a teen star from Nick and he was a teen star from Disney and now they have a show together! haha

[33ryne]

my first crush... :)

[joeldude76]

i miss this show whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Zeemas]

wow, she was cute then :)

[grapefeeling]

FERG FACE!!!

[PeaceNdLovee]

"May I be exused to freak out" lol

[loquatiousbadger]

Clarissa used to look so mature and cool when I was little!

How did I manage to think that when Melissa Joan Heart was missing a tooth?

I'm a huge fan of her in this AND in Sabrina!

[kznck]

is she missing a tooth? lol 0:27

[jupitercraash]

OMG, such a good memories :)

[phoebechan192]

I remember this show! I use to love it. I miss it so much!

[rojoycanela]

seriously they dont make good TV anymore, the best tv shows are oldies well not oldies oldies, they are from the 90's, are u afraid of the dark? clarissa,pete and pete, animaniacs, Beakman's World, now, we are stuck btw: icarly, hanna montana ¿WTF?, the wizards of wherever place ¿Wannabe Potter much?, the jonas brothers ¿again hanson much?.. I miss those times! :( the good thing is that at least we got to watch them! :)

[InnerBluePerson]

I never knew about this show! I always knew her from her old Sabrina show wow what did I miss..I should look at some old shows and stuff to get some refrence on what I've been missing O_O

[kkkkkimberlyyyyy]

I am lucky to have lived through that period, I guess. It brings back memories of the 90s...seems like yesterday. I feel bad for kids who didn't get to live in the 90s cuz the 2000s suck ass.

[homerun0508]

@kkkkkimberlyyyyy well i was born in 1999 so i kinda lived in the 90s...

[num1Jaysta]

@homerun0508 Sorry, but thats like me sayin I remember the 80's just cause I was born in 88. Im a 90's kid.

[lucyinthesky16]

@homerun0508 lol no you didn't....you barely lived a year of it. I was born in 87 but i'm not an "80's kid"...since when did being a "90's kid" become a fad???

[homerun0508]

@lucyinthesky16 i know, but i kinda was. keyword KINDA

[kristynrockks]

@lucyinthesky16 doesnt mean you had to be born in the 90's. it means that growing up you watched the shows that started in the ninetys and aired into the 2000's.

[summerXX0]

Alicia Silverstone would be a good choice to play clarissa too I think

[845763lola]

i miss the show know there icarly

[bigweeniegenie14]

Thank God I was born in 1989 so I could see the magic of 90's Nickelodeon! :)

[JozzyHBR]

@bigweeniegenie14 Whoop whoop for the 89ers!!

[RandomRadStuff]

I used to watch this show all the timeeeee! =]

[mevfd17]

Back when Nickelodeon had good shows...

[Akopolipse]

MJH is (was) such a great komedian! i miss 90s... :)

[abredell]

the 90s were the best Nickelodeon was the bomb

[TheRoaldDahl]

she's so young



[ellavespeleta]

I wish it was still airing. I miss Melissa, I mean Clarissa! Ha ha ha! ♥

[LeumasXseraph]

i am starring into the reflection of my childhood....

[michael0o5]

OMG VHS!

[JozzyHBR]

She was my 90s idol, hahaha

[StrangeSiliconWorld]

@JozzyHBR She IS my 90s idol..^^

[Heowa]

@JozzyHBR Yeah, mine too! :)

[fres811]

@JozzyHBR I thought she was so cool. she's who I looked up to when I was 6 or 7 in the early 90s. now I'm 24. Life's not as great in the grown up world!

[golumpygo]

@JozzyHBR not only yours ;)

[GD29]

does anybody know why they haven't released season 2 of clarissa on dvd yet?? after they released season one, i heard they were going to get on that as soon as possible but someone on some review site said that Nick and Viacom noticed that sales weren't too good for the season one set so they're not bothering...i would say buy the heck out of clarissa season one but i doubt its still in stores today...try ebay.

[Paul8820]

@GD29 I saw copies of Are you afraid of the dark on Amazon.

[GD29]

@Paul8820 im guessing that they're bootleg?

[shinbanman]

I had a huge crush on MJH back then too. Damn I miss Nickelodeon shows from 1987-1994! Those were the best years in my opinion.

[Thearcangel979]

@shinbanman  I totally agree, and she has gotten better with time

[unicron8]

@shinbanman True, I like alot of the Nicktoons in the 90's, but I've always loved Nick during the late 80's to early 90's.

[meiranisa2]

@shinbanman i disagree..

1990-1999! <3