Limmy's Show - Imagine you woke like this.

[branstan100]

I still can't understand the fuck he says anymore...

[sydneymassive]

Pretty standard sunday morning.

[mackie829]

i huv never woke up way jam on my face

[LambChowder1]

did he say "everyday ill start thinking about that now"?

[zxxvcc]

@LambChowder1 "doesn't bear thinking about, you know?"

[MrTurrtleEdd]

If your from Glasgow you do tend to wake with your or someone else's blood on your face.

[SChalmers100]

Happens to me all the time, No biggy

[endroo93]

Actually I did woke up like this before. I'm likely to not stop bleeding, and the day after the doc pulled my tooth off.

[ThePotatoman98]

that is the same as me except I wake up and jizz is on my face???

[john3000931]

the average Saturday morning for me ;)

[bloodsuckern]

waking up like this isnt possible

[plisplis00]

@bloodsuckern Lmao mate it so is .... lol

[lovecraft2015]

what the fuck did he just said?

[cbear68]

@lovecraft2015 Doesnt bare thinking about, doesn't it though?

[chrisbarlow01]

I huv woke up wan morning an the floor was claret, only thing missing was a deed body, then i remembered drinking 3 bottles of red an spewing oot the side of ma bed :) thank fuk fur laminate flooring

[bringbackjericho]

Me on a saturday morning.

[Cr0ssinzvlogz]

da ja vaux.



[kyl44444]

keep pressing 6

[EzKrispy]

This is me every morning...

[sophiebrownnn]

you know i thought he said "and you were lettuce". i still laughed, but was very confused as to why he was bleeding and not green and floppy.

[daxwax1]

omg laughing fit

[Tomis01]

Please enlighten me. What's he saying from 0:40 onward?

[tomgibo]

@Tomis01 (sigh) Heavy duty, doesn't bear thinking about does it now.

[markmacdougall1]

@tomgibo erm actually he said 'Heavy duty, dusny bear thinkin about dint it no?'

[tomgibo]

@markmacdougall1 I was rendering it into a language intelligible to foreigners :)

[markmacdougall1]

@tomgibo ah, sorry :P

[ThisWaySketch]

@Tomis01 Doesn't bear thinking about, doesn't it not? is what he said :)

[TheChosenWolf]

@Tomis01 Heavy Duty Doesny bare hinkin aboot it no. In other words I couldnt bare thinking about this poppycock lets get ram scones up our arses.

[DeanosWWEStopMotions]

24000TH VIEWER!!!!!!



[MisfitsChannel]

@DeanosWWEStopMotions I'm sure your mother is proud.

[SteelieremiX]

Thats pure bampot

[Calvers06]

Thats a remake!

[NicolaeWaugh]

I did actually. I went to see Watain live the night before.

[MrZuzubu]

People actually like a stupid video like this? it's disqusting. :O

[mrluvs2spooge1]

@MrZuzubu its humorous,thats why

[Robotdrummerzzk]

@MrZuzubu your face is disgusting

[ewanmcfadyen]

@Robotdrummerzzk ...when he wakes up. AND YER BAWS

[theMoporter]

6 people woke up like that.

[SuperAsspimple]

thats how I wake up

[OCDpatient]

ill be the one to do it, justin bieber

[seangallacher11]

heavy duty man

[MartinHire]

wheres the original?!?

[emiilinear]

trollin

[BloodDM]

Lolzasaurus!!!!

[TimeToRock2010]

heavy duty

[craiggorman01]

Fucking hillarious ! Quality man

[stinkyglasses]

Heavy duty.

[johnocfc17]

Ur obviously a ned ConzoMcFannybaws

[raver122]

lmfao so random

[johnocfc17]

i like chris rock in movies but not his stand up and michael mcyntire u watch him once u don't need to watch him again he says the same thing every time i like frankie boyle/kevin bridges/billy connelly/james manford

[weedazman123]

@johnocfc17 BTW its JASON Manford

[Konker606]

@johnocfc17 .... wow.. thank you for your dairy update

[johnocfc17]

@Konker606 you're welcome

[Lou20101]

Heavy duty hahahaa fuckin class

[johnocfc17]

that's just not funny

[morrisonltop]

@johnocfc17 ur no funny

[johnocfc17]

@morrisonltop I wasn't trying to be funny i was just saying that wasn't funny this show is only funny to neds junkies and stoners so which one are u

[morrisonltop]

@johnocfc17 im neither i dont do drugs or wear a tracksuit i just know a comedian when i see one, i bet the comedians you like are chris rock or michael mcyntire to shite comedians.

[JackMcK123]

@johnocfc17 no it isn't. it's funny only to people with a sense of humour

[ConzoMcF]

@johnocfc17 im no a junkie :L, shut up fannybaws.

[johntfraser]

@johnocfc17 oh rite, ur above this shit are u? fuckin twat. fukin bullshit one sided view. just like catholic priest cunts like liitle boys, alchohol drinkers like beating women. ur a gimp. fuck off and watch your chris rock shite. chufty.

[johnocfc17]

@johntfraser this show is so good it got 7 episodes then canned i don't to argue this the facts proove it's shit

[johntfraser]

@johnocfc17 well i dont think its shit. i think you might have a small cock ,no mates and a habbit off pissing in the shower tho.

[johnocfc17]

@johntfraser of course u don't think it's shit judging from ur last comment u just proved how much of an idiot u are by saying such stupid thing like uv got small cock and piss in the shower well done dumbass

[johntfraser]

@johnocfc17 sphincter says what?

[johnocfc17]

@johntfraser u must be a ned cause ur insults are terrible u refuse to give up even though ur making urself look like a tit 

[johntfraser]

@johnocfc17 ur logic is just plain gay. u do love hoops tho eh? lol this is pointless, lets just agree to disagree and be friends, we are both called john, that should be enough.

[johntfraser]

@johnocfc17 oh yeah and reffering to ur early point of "7 episodes and it was canned", second series starts in febuary. lol so that wasnt the facts then eh. i win. winnity winnity winnity. x

[johnocfc17]

@johntfraser winnity is not a word and has no meaning

[johntfraser]

@johnocfc17 really? ur a bright one.

[johnocfc17]

@johntfraser i no

[johntfraser]

@johnocfc17 yes u do

[johnocfc17]

@johntfraser thanx nice to see we can agree on something

[calbo555]

@johnocfc17 thats why its back now fucktard ?

[GLITCHZandTRICKZ]

Just Pure Class Couldny Stop Laughing Mate

[invasionfilms]

he really did this one justice