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  • Proper techno as god intended it - tough, brutal, unrelenting...

  • not to be confused with the euh ... other guy

  • lacón con grelos

  • techno !!

  • 43 dislikes?fucking morons

  • @tehnoviking1 Morons?? ur treating them to nice.

    disliking this is for no-brainers

  • Bring back techno music!!!!!!!

  • everything tastes better with BACON.....HHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­M...BACON

  • @IchbinderHeinrich

    Francs are "the old france money"

    And 99francs is a french movie

  • what to say THIS IS REAL ELECTRO ....

  • Absolutely fantastic tune!

  • Boulevard des clips \o/

  • yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah fu.........shit it rocks

  • IDK why but this clip looks scary..

  • MTV played awesome stuff like this.. Now it's only shows about fat people turning slim and pregnant 16 year olds... >:(

  • @JooxIT hahahhahah yes so bad tv.

  • cest qui le black a la fin ?

  • la violence par les oreilles!!!

  • quentin dupieux

  • i cant add this to my favourites, whyyyy?????????????

  • gr8 vid genius...

  • 41 dislikes ????????????????????

  • @Markfeldzy

    41 ppl think rihanna rocks ;) 

  • @Chirsbom bet rihanna can take some line!!!!!!!!!!!

  • No 1

    

  • кому не нравится - у них влечение к родителям, больные придурки

  • Allright! Incomparable! : )

  • Охуенное техно

  • top of the top

  • Vive les sons FR

  • 39 dislikes = 39 cretins

    Or Francois K hitting it 39 times ;o)

  • la bonne vieille epoque banzaiiiiiiiiii

  • meaaan tune :)

  • she stabs him in the willy? pour nou?

  • The DADDY of all techno tracks!

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  • It's the ultimate!!!

  • Damn still got the 12" and i love it !!!

  • Pour ceux qui ont aimé, j'ai le mix complet de 1h avec ce son, by tiesto :) du très lourd,

    mp: x.nedra@hotmail.fr

  • Questa è storia signori!!!

  • one of the best beat ever

  • fuck! Where's tthe best bit! Damn your eyes!!!

  • best music vid i've seen in a long time. anything comparable to recommend?

  • great stuff :-)

  • toujours efficace!

  • de la merde 

  • @Darrekuas t'ecoute quoi toi pour dire ça ? ^^

  • yes, pig is a filthy animal xP

  • I`m vegeterian, yet loving this track !

  • c'est de quelle année???

  • @kokolute Fin 96, début 97.

  • put...., Sinclair ! Vaut mieux être sourd que d'entendre ça.

  • so simpel wie genial...

  • French arse bandit

  • GARNIER FAIT PARTI DES MEILLEURS AC COX ET SINCLAR

  • @stteff92400 sinclar????c une blague ou quoi???

  • the clips from granier are always so freaky...and the music always so awesome

  • 99 Francs Movie... amazing!

  • 35 people dont like crispy bacon!

  • 3:10

    

  • does "crispy bacon" mean "acid"?

  • the bacon gets crispier by the second

  • Bet thats bumping at a club/party

  • an alle die es nicht gefällt... fuck off......

    

  • tnx for the 6 hour set yesterday, Laurent !!! wopla wopla still shakin'

  • great sound, , im doin some music for 5 days till now, check it now my new song at my channel, FREQUENCY SHIFTER and tell me what do u think

  • You have to love Laurent Garnier all his tracks are full dirty!!!!

  • The Laurent Garnier National.Crispy bacon à la bush, au garden ou à l'empire, on s'est bien fait pléz. Ma parole ce gars a imporé la techno en France et il a su trouver son propre son. David Guetta? Laurent Wolf? Bob Sinclar? Comment c'est d'la merde à pleurer! Tout au mieux c'est de la mauvaise dance.

    Les vrais rois seront toujours Carl Cox, Laurent Garnier, Mike, Yves D,Emmanuel Top, Ferry Corsten, Tiesto, Van Dyk, Mills, les Mackenzie,Green Velvet, qui eux font de la techno créative et vraie

  • @62display Ce que tu viens de dire, je vais le faire graver sur une tablette de marbre et le mettre au dessus de ma cheminée.

  • @TheRoseFloyd Si ce n'est pas de l'ironie, tu peux!

  • Track is so dirty i had to switch to porn when girlfriend wlked in ;)

  • cheers laurent.........

  • et les english osent encore dire que les français sont nuls ...nous les roi de la techno !!

  • Väth Mills Garnier - the three musketeers

  • GOD IS A DEEJAY AND DEEJAY IS LAURENT GARNIER

  • Laurent on t'attend à la Time Warp début avril!!!

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  • yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Best part

    0:00 - 4:08

  • @Funksylvania HAHA Awesome! :D

  • Classic,realy,got to love it,so bizarre <3

  • This song is so hard, yet joyous at the same time!

  • Memories of the end! We'd get everyone clapping in time to the beat! Mental tune by a mental man!

  • to be honest am not a big techno man, i prefer the rolling stones and all that shit,,,,, but without a shadow of a doubt 1 of the best times i had was listening to this in the glasgow arches pilled out my dial.it was the final song. i used to think laurent garnier was a fucking designer,,,,,,this song rocks the shit.

  • Now here's a beat! Get's me right back to work! No additional caffeine needed.

  • What a fucked up vid - I like it! The track is simply kick-ass.

  • this is fucking the best shit meen :'D

  • all good techno / electronica artist are french :)

  • EPIC!!!

  • how fucking crispy is that bacon?!?! FUCK YEA! LOVE THIS TRACK!

  • I listen to some dubstep and stuff, but tracks like these are what I know. I'm 19 and prefer music that I was only a little kid at the time it came out. I'm going to have to start bumping this at shows since I know most DJs won't.

  • Top Tune!

  • Basshunter?? Don't make me laugh!

  • omg plz slap!!!ur face who evr said sum about laurent!!! basshunter its not even close to this!!!! come guys !!!! laurent,zabiela,satoshie,sasha­,cattaneo & digweed the best old skool!!!

  • @gastelumo plus Jon Kelly......

  • @mashitupable DON'T FORGET JON CARTER= A.k.A Monkey Mafia.....N Shoot Da Boss..........

  • hehe...cool !

  • this is from the M6 channel , does anybody remember the show on this channel from 1998 , was it called the risk of eye protection or something , very similar music and great freaky videos?..I cant remember it

  • Kids today rarely learn to appreciate what was popular with earlier generations. Perhaps the few that do manage to see the true evolution of music, from the past until today, could honestly learn to like the older stuff, and just might bring something good to the table for the young and the old to savor. Crispy Bacon is one place to start... I mean, doesn't everybody enjoy crispy bacon? Yummy!!!

  • The video is pure Lynch

  • @stopwhistling π dude

    

  • Actually I would have to agree, A lot of the stuff now is commercialised bullshit.

    This is pure old school electronic music, Damn I love working out to this tune! :)

    And yes I am an old fart,Old enough to witness the first electro tunes, Some of which were at the start of cracked games on Commodore 64 & Amiga 500, Octamed FTW :)

  • @LS1NV amen :) Octamed now that's going back a while....it was great though. I agree about the cracked games, you'd get this mad 6 tone beat and jet set willy would walk across the screen :) lol good times

  • 31 people don't know what good music is

  • jesus fak

  • This is why speakers were invented

  • there are still some old schoolers releasing stuff. rob hood is holding true to the original sound. no noisy BS, just pure solid rhythm

  • still as bangin as ever \o/

  • definitely the tune to play when you're stabbing someone

  • @irrelevantSpoof why you should do that?don`t get the wrong message from music...

  • what a freaky video but tha beat hell yeah

  • THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!!!! DIRTY FUCKING ELECTRO HOUSE YEAAAA

  • @heyhowareyaitseric you're a fucking idiot if you think this is electro house.

  • HAWAIIAN PARKOUR - MY CHANNEL

  • I saw him in Dijon last week, for free. This was the first time I thanked my mayor.

  • this is crispy ;)

  • Professor, pioneer, explorer, founder, performer, visionary.....Laurent Garnier

  • go look @ crispy bacon live, posted by tonyd2700. simply breathtakin. LG IS A FUCKIN WIZARD!!!!

  • the tracks is epic! like the zoilet vinyl player :D

  • this is one hell of a song right here love it 

  • Fucking class. I took so many bangers to this back in the day, when dance was good. 90's = 60's. Revolutions in music and attitudes.

  • Bought up on this shit awesome !

  • hes coming to a party next wednesday in my country.. i know its going to be a blast.. and im going to be there!!!

  • un des meilleurs dj;trop fort

  • Best track ever from Lolo

  • a true techno classic

  • Oh man this simply brings me back to the days.... I was a little boy when I used to jump on my bed, everytime the first portuguese alternative music radio play it on, what a chilldhood...

  • @Barrimpels: É, não é? :-)

  • @Barrimpels True.. true.. good old days...Bem verdade..!

  • Monsieur Garnier!!! He is almost a god

  • classic!

  • the best Laurent track ever for me. .the laboratory mix album is also amazing and includes this track..

  • my ears wont let me sleep

  • my fave Laurent Garnier trak : )

  • ok, so i like laurent garnier's songs but his videos make NO sense... lol

  • This is the Musik! Just dig deep tho as there are plenty of quality deep tech tracks still out there!

  • delicious:D

  • That's damn crispy!

  • a tus pies!!!

  • il have some of that crispy bacon please...........

  • dobre electro techno !!!!!

  • ummm not that crispy

  • just seen mr Garnier at sankeys in manchester. AWESOME!

  • @884582399 iv heard of sankeys soap factory. and im from ireland

  • Jenau!!! Und Dann Dave Clarke`s " The Compass "

  • Frenchy DJ !

  • Thats the music!!

  • Crispy Baaaaaaaaaaaaconnnnn !!!!!!!!!!

  • Take your Basshunter shite and stick it up your ass. THIS is proper old school dance music. I pity the kids these days...they don't have good music like this...all they have is "smurfs on helium" shit vocal music!

  • @mccawpa Amen!!! fuckin hate that helium voiced shit music. To be honest I'm more a rock person and love old music with proper instruments. Find it hard to like much dance or rap music but a lot of it was great in the 80's and 90's!! 90's dance was fuckin great at the time growin' up. Mauro Picotto, Garnier etc. ALL genres of music are shite nowadays lol. Hardly any good artists that do any tyupe of music nowadays. Jonas Brothers is considered rock now :S and the dumb tweens love it lol.

  • @mccawpa bullshit, you just havnt heard any of the real stuff. such a narrow-minded view...

  • Please, I beg you. Provide a link to some of this 'real stuff' you talk about.

    I've been listening to techno since 95 and I agree with mccawpa, the quality of techno has gone straight down since around ATB times.

    Garnier, Mills, Plastikman, Clarke... Still the leaders of the genre!

  • i wasnt talking about techno, i was talking about music in general... not a huge techno fan but maybe Dustin Zahn, Umek, Gui Boratto

    i was objecting to the claim that all kids (and im assuming that, as an 18 year old, im included in that) these days have is 'smurfs on helium shit vocal music'

  • theres loads of amazing music around at the moment, the electro/fidget scene is fucking PUMPING right now:

    /watch?v=WZp4v2R8N9E

    /watch?v=QZ5FsKwdxMQ

    /watch?v=9yb_sOoKGpc

    and as much as a lot of people (particularly technoheads) hate it, dubstep is undeniably fruitful right now:

    /watch?v=Aa_PDKKc2_A

    /watch?v=dOAR9zT4i-8

    but if you INSIST on techno then how about this

    /watch?v=8DY75Ylyu9U

  • the problem isnt the music of 'kids these days' its the unwillingness of old farts to listen to anything that wasnt around when they were young and supple and dosed out their c*nts on lovely mandy (which, yes, is the problem with the dance music scene at the moment - it pretty much doesnt exist)

  • and narrowmindedness like that means that you're only gonna hear the stuff that gets played on chavs phones on buses. which is shit.

    basically what im trying to say is, don't try and put down our scene just cos yours is dead.

  • @fgaze72 the problem isnt old farts, its that theres 2 direct lines descendent from disco, theres the Club scene and the Rave scene, music that was rave inspired was much more dance focused, its sad that people like lady gaga and basshunter call themselves dance music, im 22 years old and i know that booty dancing and grinding is a cheap alternative to dancing for people that havent been able to experience the thrill of jacking to a techno groove, Intelligent genres like techno rule

  • @fgaze72

    yo dude i need you. this stuff is LEGIT

  • hahaha cheers man i'll pm you a link to a couple of mixes i recorded the other day

  • well..I have to dissapoint you

    listen to Maetrik..such great produces,

    Yeah, the sound of techno changed...But if you listen to Taho..still produces Detroit tracks.

    I'm jus sayin

  • i add more 'leaders still in the game' beyer, lekebusch, mull, monolake, carola, and never to forget Mr Ferreira aka ADVENT...started following them when they 'blossomed' and im still following them now!

    however, in all honesty, sadly, for the majority, it all comes back to not who made the track, but the 'classification' that people rank these artists in.

    for as far as i'm concerned, for as long as the track contains great bass i couldnt give a fuck to whether its tech/house/dubst/minml etc

  • @mccawpa its not there fault its peoplke like simon cowels fault

  • @mccawpa Basshunter at least made some "proper old school dance music" ;) Mr. Garnier was always considered a lousy label manager and even worse musician. If Your name ain't Renaat or Sabine don't even try. "Molded Tofu" is a funny imitation by any +8 or Mills standards.

  • @mccawpa lol @ basshunter

  • @mccawpa :Are we getting that old that this is already oldschool???? Damn, I remember dancing this tune like yesterday ...

  • @mccawpa those basshunter pussies can't even make original shit. all he does is take musical elements from genres that were popular a good decade ago, and makes his shit called "music".

    take his latest "ear-terror" for a track for example. the main "melody" is from reel 2 real's i like to move it.

    i pity that little fucker along with his iranian-norwegian porno slut.

  • @mccawpa Couldn't have said it better myself brother. I feel ya! "smurfs on helium" is spot on :)

  • @mccawpa Laurent Garnier did some crap too. And we "kids" have probably nowadays more good electronic music you had...

  • @Sweepstakes78 I agree that not all the material he did is out of this world. But I have to agree with mccawpa. We "old f*cks" witnessed the birth of electro music up to this day so we have a better understanding of it -in the sense that we can compare and place it along the evolution line electro has followed. We're not better - just better equiped I guess.

  • @Happyjoyjoy8 Sure but then maybe you are too old to understand nowadays electro ? =p And let's be clear I'm not talking about David Guetta.

    I learned electronic music with early Depeche Mode, New Order, Massive Attack, thanks to my parents... I know that's not the same music, but I'm not THAT young (and retarded)

  • Ha, Top Comment, wot a tuuuune ... u know it!!!

  • @mccawpa

    its not their fault, there are enough good artists today, but the radio and MTV only plays the crap you mentioned

  • @mccawpa "smurfs on helium" shit vocal music"

    GWAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    my lungs hurt from laughing mate!!!!!!!!!

    It is EXACTLY like that!

  • @mccawpa well i fucking love it and im only 14

  • Schizophrenic, but TUNE !!!

  • awesome!!1