Eric's First Bidet

[Bidetfactory]

That's how bidets operated!

Bidet is really an innovation in bathroom and toiletries technology as it turns uncomfortable things easy to deal with.

Have a blessed day!

[182popeye]

sniff sniff, due that fucking stinks. !

[75egcg]

whats with all these buttons and electronic noises?? I want to clean my ass, not send my shit back in time...

[jaibus]

just one question. Do you have a girlfriend ? If not you know why.

[MrCacanella]

I think you was taking a shit...

[madeinquebec]

lol funny, and now you're ready for the next step: how to use a tampon LOL just kidding ;)

[Xaxton2]

I did try it at home and I love my rim bidet.

[Xaxton2]

Was it comfortable?

[JoseElGotis]

O_O did he just used a bidet in front of 44,113 people D:....Bidets are supposed to be used in private dude Americans don't use it but there pretty common in south america.

[FlyingZetex]

I dont wanna use smiley :3 anymore :(

[pivotedsticks1]

@chipleeiii we don't wipe shit off our hands with a towel, we actually wash our hands, the stereotypes aren't true

[TODarknessOfDeath]

that would be weird

[Farmerswife120]

lol never tried one but it did make you laugh lol

[skyrider007]

what hotel was this?

[cdsabino]

your so cute:)

[stevostevie]

What if you just want to flush your crap?

[xxxVIDMASTERxxx]

this isnt any better than tiolet paper first of all this is eal y gay literally and second of all you pull your pants up with a wet ass. lol

[PrUisOne]

lol, i have bidet at home, yeah it is a little awkward at first, but my bidet dries my ass well. and plus you can always use toilet paper to extra-dry yourself. Bidet is environmentally friendlier than using toilet papers. You should try it too. lol

[fate241]

yea but doesn't it feel weird with it spraying up your ass?? like how powerful is the spray and how long does it last?? Does it only clean your ass or does it clean both ass and vagina area...Im confused with how this thing works..this is my first time hearing about it..

[PrUisOne]

yeah, there's a dedicated "ladies'" button, so if you want to clean your vagina you can press that button. The water pressure should be just strong enough, my bidet has like three pressure options... all in all... I love my bidet so much that now it feels wrong to not have it. Toilet papers feel like sand papers now. lol

[fate241]

wow..thanx for the info

[breakspirit]

Obviously you can use a bit of paper to dry yourself when you're done. Works great.

[xxSanadaxx]

I know, right? Its totally gay. Haha. I'll just wipe my ass with toilet paper and flush it.

I do a good enough job wiping my own ass. And I shower often enough not to need one of those.

[Miguels07]

haha, making me not want to buy this thing.

[straightupBO]

THIS VIDEO SHOULD BE ILLEGAL.

[WantYourSoul]

well techniqally, there's no nudity.

[james32870]

definitly gay

[mythicman4545]

2 little butt cheeks LOL

[JestonXi]

More people in the US need these, Cause alot of people here smell like crap. lets face it, Toilet paper sucks compared to that.

[skitso522]

dude, youre the man for doing that, major kudos from me

[WantYourSoul]

thats a weird toilet. don't ask how i found this video.

[straightupBO]

I'ts not a toilet.

[Shrieny]

Haha fantastic :D

[azngstyle]

We have one and it works nicely, keep my ass clean.

[HitByAMeatStick]

it would scare me.

[guidedpaths]

hahahaha

[Ru55ianGrim]

lmfao!!!!! first imma do that spray......AAHH SHIT SHIT AHH!!! lmfao!!!! congratz bro...

[Ncharlestun]

Bidets are wonderful and keep you squeaky clean! You know the times when you have taken a shower, have all your go out clothes on and then oops you have to go number 1 or 2. That bidet will get you clean just like the shower did and you don't have to take off all your clothes, just sit on the pot. Your underwear and bottom area stay fresh as a daisy thanks to your bidet! Bidets are great!

[Strife7734]

what the fuck

[gordanax]

Bidets are primarily used to wash and clean the genitalia, inner buttocks, and anus, more accurate to compare it to the washbasin or bathtub.

[JamieMichelle08]

Hehehe!

That was quite funny.

[meatmorgan]

omg ur soooo gross im flagging!

[dinochelsey444]

i'm sorry but this dude is a little too creepy for me

[JRyanReichel]

WTF!

[int3rstellar]

Bidet's main purpose is to wash the vagina

[dinochelsey444]

isn't that what he is doing

[Budnbuf]

I just bought one of these. I think i will have as much fun as Eric did. I can not wait!

[7Row7enn7]

Whatever happened to just taking a dump in the woods?

[TheRandomAlex]

yuck i prefer toilet Paper i mean that's just going to make MORE mess and to much time in the toilet

[floy81]

r u serious!!!???

[TheRandomAlex]

yes i am! That's stupid, the water squirts up and splashes the shit stains you have all over your ass every where and then to anyways end up wiping your ass unless you like to have shitty watery ass and then putting your panties back on. It's a stupid idea and a waste of money, when that money they make on those useless Toilets could be used for more useful things!

[kcsomisetty]

Just try that once and i assure you will never leave it and you will love that feeling. Dont you think that manufacturers have thought about the problem you said might happen

[TheRandomAlex]

yeah but that takes too long, this world keeps making things for lazy people, fuck is you ass go and fucking cklean it dont expect for the toilet to do so as well jeez. That's for lazy people who dont know how to clean their ass.

[kcsomisetty]

This reason,i cant discuss and contradict

[PurrfectPeach]

Yuck?! Right back at you...THINK about it. If you got poop on any OTHER part of your body, would you just wipe it off with paper and call it "clean"? I doubt it (if so, stay away from me).

You'd clean yourself off with water (and soap, probably) and then dry yourself.

In case u missed the second part of that sentence, people DO still wipe after using a bidet (unless it's a fancy one with a dryer).

[TheRandomAlex]

lol with a dryer ...listen is not like you never cleaned your ass with toilet paper, besides you have a good point but still too much techlogy some things are meant to stay old fashion. I mean whats next your own robot that cleans you ass, i mean yeah sounds real handy but im not disabled and if i can reach my ass and clean it then im good. too much waste of money on a toilet you don't need UNLESS you dont have hands. if wiping your ass with paper aint enough, theres a reason you have a shower..

[PurrfectPeach]

Of course I have cleaned my butt with dry toilet paper, I never claimed I hadn't. However, we do use flushable moist wipes at home for #2.

Why are "some things" meant to stay old-fashioned? Who are you to decide what those things are?

Anyway, bidets are hardly some newfangled contraption, they're just new to most Americans.

[freakazoidodo]

Most Americans probably do not even know what a bidet is.

[WantYourSoul]

thats why i found this video. i saw the word bidet and searched it on bing.

[Thunderwavia]

Americans are soooo afraid of Ass

[ellipsoidalism]

That's cos we're not homos..? :D

[javaromaa]

LOLOL

[trafficassist]

Hmmm.. hahaha well, we didn't quite go to that extent on ours, but hey what the heck ;)

[cloudsifter11]

sounds like Charles Nelson Reilly reincarnated.

[spazyk]

LMFAO!

[MagnetiX]

"Oh shit!"

Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaa­ha.

Awesome video

[nikie45]

he was having fun on the toilet

[PatCarolton]

This isn't a bidet, it's a washlet.

Nice. Actually, N. Americans are one of the few groups who don't apply water to their dirty buttholes. Most of the world squirts, dabs, and splashes their fecal remains with water. We Americans just wear it around.

[ellipsoidalism]

Yes, but we Americans utilize toilet paper. :D

[kc7fys]

Like I said, buddy. If you had shit all over your hands, and you wiped it off with one or two swipes of toilet tissue, wouldn't you expect that a lot would remain? Gross.

[ellipsoidalism]

Yes, but there's a bit of a difference there. I don't shake peoples' hands or touch things with my ass-nor do I forgo underwear, and you're neglecting the anatomy of an anus. Look into it. Oh, and they make toilet paper now with disinfecting stuff (ie; it's like a diaper wipe). I mean, if you're so concerned with your ass smelling like sunshine and peach ice-cream, maybe you should look into it. :D Buddy.

[kc7fys]

Reasonable enough.

I was just comparing water (clean) and paper (less clean).

But you are right. A little shit left in your skivvies is OK. Why get uptight about it?

[ellipsoidalism]

Like I said, if you're used to people having their noses up your ass, having one that smells like daisies and sunshine might be beneficial to you. :D

[Thunderwavia]

Hey Dude why dont you touch things with your Ass, its a healthy part of life to stick things in your ass!!!!!!!!!!!! ASS Sticking!

[KillerUnleashed]

"two little butt cheeks"

[NLightx]

Water cleanses you know, washes dirt away, makes new....

[dodobird116]

oh man i want that. screw charmin and bounty man, this whipes shit FOR u :O

[TheWasteLandsUK]

wtf

[OOOJimPanseOOO]

Yeah THIS is the video I always was waiting for. A guy filming himself on a toilet. Precious.

[dodobird116]

HAHA ME TOO MAN!

[teocharger]

Fantastic video, thumbs up!! :)

[dann94602]

I loved this from first time I saw it. I go back to it from time to time for that ifectious LAUGH!! :)

[milou66]

"i have to lock the door" . . . so no one sees me making this video for YOUTUBE! that was the best.

[eric94577]

LOL my friend called for maid service, so I wanted to lock the door so it wouldn't ruin the video. Although now that I think about it, that probably would have added an interesting dynamic!

[MermaidMelody911]

Oh dear God...

[SHADEPICASSO]

OMG XD XD XD XD LMAO

[KrnBlackWannabe]

ROFL1

[mkfan77]

ROFLCOPTER XD XD XD XD

[MichelleKenobi]

I can't believe you felt the need to film yourself doing this. You are hilarious.

[Gangularis]

....

[foxylilmimi]

lol! i have 2 get 1 of those!

[interwebjawn]

Hahahahahahahaha oh my

I think they are honestly a good idea.

[vsayre]

That is so cool I guess you really wake up after that

[LizLou18]

bahahahahahahaahahz

[mavachi]

the bidet sprays out warm water

i tried it in a restaurant in tokyo, we have a bidet at my house in japan but its broken

[wataru22]

dude the butt spray will grow on you. eventually you'll be wanting one at home too.

[PnoyHustler]

=P was that in Japan?

I live in Yokosuka Japan, few hours from Tokyo, where in Japan was that.

[monsterman1791]

rofl the spray button on to lil but cheeks lol then the faces u made funny

[yobuddave78]

That face you make is classic... was the water warm or cold?

[eric94577]

I can't remember. I was in shock.

[bettyx1138]

best video on youtube