I'm not Sick but I'm Sick Sick, The Fully Sick Rapper after 9 days in Quarantine

[NinjagoAttack]

My guardmah can rap better than u

[TheTashi123456789]

WARNING:if you dont have health insurence then dont watch this



[TheTashi123456789]

OH MY GOD I NEED HEALTH INSURENCE

[xoxoVittixoxo]

Love this guy :P I was in quarantine in Japan with Swine Flu in 2009 when i was 12 at the same time my hero, Michael Jackson, died. Crying.for.days. hahah still cry all the time coz of that but you know, i got looked after in there :P i had a tv and stuff and i wasn't actually THAT "sick" as in "sick sick" :P it s just in Japan at the time they were still kinda freaking out about Swine Flu so they did what they had to do :P

[NotManyDTL]

ROFL fuck me haha FULLYYYYYYYYYY SICKKKKKKKKKK BROOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Timst3R]

This guy is a moron. Not even remotely funny.

[runerockets]

Wow soooo fucking boring and white guys shouldn't rap.

[adiaax]

You are actually incredibly ridiculously good looking

[SciFaction]

I'm way more sick than this.. Check my videos!

-Frantikk God of Thought

[GhostlyPink]

Thumbs up if you subscribed when you saw him in the shower yummy

[flredragon1]

This is TERRIBLE!

[ShyFoxie]

I'm a university student in Canada and the prof in my medical microbiology class showed us this video during a lecture today

[RileyCJ77]

@ShyFoxie I think I might be in your class, I just saw this video too! I've spent the last hour or so watching the other ones :)

[LalaFofoMaple]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren

Are you better now? And I LOVE THE VIDEO :DDDDDDDDD

[kimbahoward]

THIS VIDEO MADE MY DAYS IN HOSPITAL BETTER THANKS FOR SHARING

[Shelbster85]

He's at home after about 6 months of being quarantine!

Good work Christian!

[LilMissMcCoy]

hope u feel better

[LilMissMcCoy]

r u in a hospitol

[Breebubble2759]

Hahaha it is soo funny that you had to do this to keep your self occupied. I hope your better now though (or nearly better). :)

[SkateNaTioN97]

xjerry13 no he didnt

[xgerry13]

This guy died two days later....

[MasyafBandit]

@xgerry13 No, he's alive and well. Read the news, buddy.

[perry4542]

Wow

[SaffinAlimamy]

Check my rappin'

[ToddRapMusic]

that was sick

[Sannoon93]

this thing is soo cooool ... Best part 1:56 - 2:18

[dealme350]

hes got AIDS

[jummallamma]

i love this guy (:

[Random2605]

Aye just saw his on an AD on SBS. PROPS !

[distinctyouth]

I have been housebound for the last few days with a contagious chest infection and have been told today to expect at least 4 more days. I have to wear a mask to go outside my room and that's bad enough. I couldn't imagine being in quarantine for as long as you were. Your video has brought a smile to my face and made the day go a lot faster... Gonna go through and watch the others I haven't seen yet. Thanks for sharing your story :)

[choni1975]

OMG Christiaan, this is gold ! Ive been in isolation for 3 weeks (with a short trip home in between) 1st isolation was with MRSA and 2nd (this) from golden staph that ive got in my knee. Funny though im in the room that my Nanna died in 5 years ago, maybe a bit spooky? Ive tried to morphine with her ghost with no luck hahah. Paper gowns, gloves and meals left outside your door. Thank god the internet eh !  I will watch and comment on your other stuff ... anything to kill some time :)

[sonryzeHD]

@choni1975 yo check out this new kid sonryze his word play is amazing just droped two new traks lizards and reel 2 real i hear interscope records just picked him up

" FUCK POP WHAT THE HELL YOU BEEN DOOING TO HIPHOP"

[GeschiAkAderGrieche]

Nice tattoos

[Mechagnomics]

I'm in the hospital right now. This was awesome.

[Ruvingus]

funny



[labababhiffy]

miranda kerr is so sick

[rafelia034]

Pure thing get well soon! It's good that ur making videos to pass the time.

P.s 3:29 is hilarious

[sortaAWSOMEish]

no wonder you servived YOUR AUSTRAILIAN

[manoogianation]

this is the whitest rap song i have ever heard...

[trapjak]

think of me whenn you look up at the moon

[SOHASDEAD]

Lol! Awesome

[tjelabberton]

WHAT A G

[otterboi26]

Much cuter with all the facial hair. Love all the lyrics, funny as hell

[luigi1798]

Sorry to hear bout this epic event man this story makes me sad but it makes me happy knowing you can write a comedy song bout it man YOU ARE BRAVE...YOU DA MAN

[vaderetro93]

good hello sounds I voufrait knowledge if it would be possible to make a feat with you, if not subdue the c^lip one kisses you vaderetro feat source

[smashingit7]

at least you've got private health insurance, it would have been embarassing with other patients in the room!

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@smashingit7 I didn't have any private health insurance. I was quarantined because it was a contagious and notifiable illness, and in those circumstances, the patient needs to be isolated, and the treatment is available under the public health care system.

[K14841]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren I also had TB four years ago. I only spent 3 weeks in hospital but I hated each day. I was at a point where i thought i would go. I couldnt sleep as I felt like i was getting sharp electric pains constantly throughout. After four years my health is still bad from the after effects of this illness.

[K14841]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren How is your health now has it fully improved?

[medusacascade100]

@smashingit7 I'm sorry, but did you actually watch the video?

[TheJwinterbauer]

My husband was quarantined for about 4 months, we havent been out of Texas let alone the United States.... things that make you go hmmmm also I and my 2 sons have been infected as well. Good look to you!

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@TheJwinterbauer So sorry to hear that! I hope that everything works out for your family!

[ItsYoungMic]

2:19 Lmao

[muhatashim]

I'm sick cause of 3:45....

[TripDaRipper]

im sick right now, i caught the flu cuz no-one cleaned the schools over break..

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@TripDaRipper That would be right!

[tertonsco]

Just....wierd!

[FrankDaTank1218]

this was posted on my birthday last year.

[nomesy81]

i like how you kept your self amused .. :) very cool.. oh hang on.. fully sic bro!

[OzTerri]

wow you don't LOOK sick! yummy scrummy. i have sent your Life In Quarantine vid to heaps of people who i know will fully appreciate its wicked sickness. thank you for all the brilliant postings.

[Aserox]

So . . . I guess your sick huh?

[jimmyshitbags]

you are one sick fuck.

[p4x4chic]

Absolutely love you! The whole quarter of my human biology class sucked until this week when we were discussing TB and were shown you video...lol

[captainsalmonslayer]

Sick

[leolionstarr]

Dude! U couldve filmed the whole thing in da shower! U so ripped! ;)

[TheInnocentChaos]

28 people are sick

[jeanpal206]

i like your rap

[armour04]

huwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so coooooool..

you're amazing...i read your story in a magazine yesterday..and it was really good..

[bjmax100]

OH MAN THIS BOY IS GORGEOUS HOT, LOVED THE SHOWER SCENE HA, HA! GLAD U R WELL TAKE CARE.

[RedSpike100]

is like emimen but with sideburns XD

[SairenGirl]

@RedSpike100 But better and sicker!

[LaLaLaLaurax4]

I could watch you air hump for days. Excellent form sir-

[vancleef1194]

lol is that east wing at randwick hospital?

[jessedove9999]

@vancleef1194 yes

[2DaRTy4Umwahxxx]

LMAO AH

[MissLoveAndLight]

Never knew hospital rooms could be made fun.. Ha.

*thumbs up* :-)

[konanpichi]

Your videos are great and it's good to see that people. An donate - good work!!

[tjompaaa]

LOL.. faen så dårlig

[ChippyWalli]

man i would go insane if i was in there for more than a day.....

[ChristieNoble]

i'm not as sick as you I just havn't been able to stand up vertically for 6 days cos of my inter cranial preasure and its sucked. I hope your our of quaranteen now-your bideos are helping me not to go nuts-cheers!

[alZiiHardstylez]

Such a legend

[MadDy82]

Reminds me a little bit of 'The Streets'.

[telecaralhos]

Alright, you are sick.

[mellypod]

these videos are hilarious!! hahah

[gwenmud16]

LOVE IT!

[clairem42]

you are epic epic, and i mean, actually epic.

[2134jonathan2134]

so confused r u sick or r u sick sick like in sick sick ?

[justwannahavfun19]

awe, im sorry to hear you got tuberculosis here in Brazil. But I´m glad to see you´re getting something good out of it :)

[ActorsatWork]

I prefer you with a beard :) Great videos.

[tsasasvsis]

These videos are hella funny and creative man! Do you do this for a living?

Also, are you better now? I couldn't really follow the storyline that well through all the videos.

oh ya, killer accent.

[TheMrNatahx]

first time i see our videos and i love it :D

[huggu55]

Has a nurse or anyone walked in on you dancing? or recording your rhymes!? youre hella sick.

[SoFiA101794]

hahahahaha omg I saw you on Channel V and it made me laugh so I decided to check out your vidoes LOL!

NICE.

[sxizofreniz]

since some1 realises he is sick, he is not rly sick.......

[42Lola182]

that's sick. ^^

[savannah4eva1]

hahahhahah =) sick

[marcusbyrne]

Your videos are awesome!! Good work.

Are you still in hospital?

I was in Hospital in Bangkok for 2 weeks as I had Dengue fevor. Bloody mossies.

I know what it's like, how long are you there now? It's been some time yeah.

Hope you get out soon. You'll have to rent a hospital room for more videos!!

[toasted2009]

So you're sick as in awesome? That's what I think you're saying...

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@toasted2009 That's what I'm trying to say, yeah. Thanks for clarifying :)

[Nalyd21]

@toasted2009 wait i thought u were sick as in actually sick no slang-intended, but ur awesome anyways

[simjoejam]

that's funny, Check out simjoejam Australian rapper

[ilyeve22]

so awesome!! your awesome!!

hope you're better now :) xx

[MultiMarcus111]

SUSCRIBE TO HIM!!!!

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@MultiMarcus111 Thanks mate! That's some good promotion!!

[TheSkystar28]

im black and i think this shit go hard

[melen987]

@TheSkystar28 Is that good or bad.. and what does you being black have anything to do with any thing. you just compleatley stereotyped your self

[Tikired246]

Great i seen you on the mornng show and it made me jump on the net, what hosptal were you in

[MultiMarcus111]

@Tikired246 =] sunrise

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@Tikired246 I was in Sydney Hospital...

[activegirl02]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U live in Sydney???????

I am from Sydney and I still live in it

[samii170992]

Were you in Canberra for a while?????

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@samii170992 Hi... I have never lived in Canberra. Nothing against Canberrians, but it's not really my scene. Not enough pimping, beyatch slappin or gettin jiggy wit it.

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

I'm no longer sick as in PROPER sick, but sick in the way that a ghost-ninja-pirate-soldier with indestructible robotic limbs, driving a transforming black lamborghini on 24" rims with a front bonnet full of alien-zombies, towing a trailer full of Oompa Loompas would be sick...

[xXTheSinisterUrgeXx]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren thats epic sickness christiaan

[KevinDolin]

This sucks.

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@KevinDolin Do you want a hug buddy? Having a bad day big guy? You'll be right tiger... Chin up. I hope you feel better soon.

[KevinDolin]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren I am feeling a little off today but I'm not sure what that has to do with this rap sucking.

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@KevinDolin It has nothing to do with this rap sucking, I was just making sure you were okay. I wanted to see if there was anything I could do to cheer you up champo. Don't worry, you'll be okay.

[rionISflying]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren oh noes i meant to vote up not down cntrl+z! ctnrl+Z!

[MultiMarcus111]

@KevinDolin STFU if this is shit go type in life in quarantine

[Mattapo2]

Hi man i hav been watching u here over in New Zealand and i think ur awesome. Did u know that in New Zealand there broadcasting ur vids on national television. Hpe u get better soon

[ngrd28]

i love your videos, this ones my favorite

[ThetrueMCK]

fully sick rapper, i think it's safe to say that you ARE sick in the way that a car, boat and night out might be sick, coz your raps are AWESOME!!

keep up the good work and hope you get better soon

[neilo2679]

ha aha

[rapass99]

i saw on tv your a bloody legend your fully sick i like you account name if its your real name your awsome cuz my name is christian too!!!!!!!!!

[iliketowatchsowhat]

thats sick!

[Themichelle777777]

you are a genius!!!!! loved loved you videos...best you tube vid ever!!!!!!!

[antinoz]

Man that was a cool way to spend your time, i actually enjoyed watching especially the shower scene :P but anyways hope your feeling much better and again good on you!

[adaytorememberrr]

yaay miranda kerr

[CompletelyRetarded1]

teh coolest thing i've seen!

[DrawkcabSongs]

you were just on television

[cmorr7]

cool sideburns.

[12345beep1]

Saw you in the tv

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

THE FULLY SICK RAPPER IS BEING RELEASED INTO THE WORLD ON MONDAY !!! THANKS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING AND FOR SUPPORTING ME!!!!! SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL, BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN WRITING AND FILMING LOTS OF STUFF IN HERE THAT IS GOING TO START POPPING UP ONLINE VERY SOON!!!!!

[orcen98]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren plz still make more vids at home

[MrAussiebloke12345]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren Mate your a bloody legend keep it up champ

[rachellaughs]

oops you say 4 different antibiotics in this, i thought you were on 6 different antibiotics. maybe this was when you were only on 4 or something. oh my you look so hot!

[bbes1989]

1.56 LMAO HAHAHA

[damanwhokilledbieber]

lol funny dude nice rap

[orcen98]

you look so different here

[browser383]

lol ur class bud i nvr seen it b4 but u wer on tele 2day on doctors congrats lad i sed id check it out

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

Hey guys... Check this out if you are into blogs and stuff... I just learnt what they are... Here is one about fully sickness and that kind of stuff..... fullysickrapper.tumblr.com

[rachellaughs]

into dogs??????? as in??

[pingpong911]

Yes, Ice Olated is out of this worldy good. Wow. CentreHalfBench, give yourself a massive highfive. You are sick!

[patruick94]

Wow..you are very creative! Get Well Soon :)!!!! Cheers!!!

[Delaillama]

I'm with ya dude. I spent about 3 and a half months in hospital last year after a bike accident and after a year recovering ive gotta go back in to have my leg chopped off. At least this time i'll have the fully sick rapper to play and drive the nurses up the wall.

[9000pivot]

i have t.b at the moment it called tummy bug ;)

[szczepansky]

Woah, you looked heaps different back then...

[chegsypoo]

big out to ya big guy!. Love your work.

[wgamefreak]

Omg Christiaan, you're really changed, y'know the beard stuff etc, nice :D

[MegaSpeedyGonzalez]

NICE JOB!

[goddesselppy]

Any idea how much longer you're stuck in quarantine?

[mattattack555]

wowmate u r the shit post more

[durial320]

"AHH TUBERCULOSIS"

nice raps mate

get well soon, and how long have you been in hospital now?

[PimpSlapMeNowBaby]

"tissue and shit" hahahahaha

legend material

[mohdballer]

gd luck man i really feel for u !!

[METALLICA848]

hey i seen you on the news

[uppanadam74]

Hah hah...know what to do next time I'm in hospital looking at those colourless walls...how can a guy with a cute body like yours be sick? Fate = cruelty sometimes...and it's sick...LOL...

[david9246]

You Very Good .. Keep The Good Job

[woody0900]

GOOD MORNING CHRISTIAN! =D i think its morning now? but anyways, it's night time here and i was just looking at the moon thinkin bout ya. :P good night dude. hope you are getting better! WOOT WOOT!

[armaga0]

sik iidir

[tristabella]

Just found your raps, made me smile and I really needed it, THANKS!!

[echarlie16]

This is great!!

[juicyfruit4132]

u legend hahaha

[Leobons]

Did he die?

[tmpaus7060]

hahaha this is awesome!

[MapleSt0ry4eva]

wow this is such a sad video, ive seen people in k-mart rap better than u DOT, DOT, DOT. this was posted like 4 months ago and 90,000 views... even wen u were on frigen TV. I bet half these views were to check-out how crap u r

[tongtong168]

@MapleSt0ry4eva i dont know how crap you think this video but i reckon it rocks. Its creative and original... you dont like it thats your view but really i think you need to respect the artist in this case Christiaan himself to make the effort to entertain ppl like you. And as for Christiaan yourself you rock. LOVE IT.

[flamepeace]

MAN.... you drink RAW MILK or eat BRAZILIAN chesse in south america ???

your got in this way.....

brazilian cows had tuberculose (there is no good safe animal health control here) and brucelose....

BRAZIL NA CABEÇA ...desse doido ai..

muito criativo !!

o cara tem talento !!

[flamepeace]

you got this in BRAZIL...

ITS SURE !!!

hehehehe...

cara louco mano...muito scroto

esse RAP não é CRAP !!

[GajasCAA]

Bue cool!!

[mcjuvey1]

haa this is sick lol

[TheKimberleyL]

LOVE IT. I work with Jaselyn and she just showed me your clips... love that you're making the most of being in Quarantine... hope it's not for too much longer. In the meantime, is there anything we can do to help?!

[MultiTrishKa]

Aaaah me and my bf were watching you cause I saw you on the morning show the other day before work, you rock and I hope you get well soon mate! Geeeez you must be getting fucking bored tho man, I feel for ya!

[MrJordanz2much]

ur crack up man hope you get well soon

this guy shouldnt rap at all!! xD bloody auzzies!! dont rap if your sick mate! lol