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  • Altair:my sword?........

    Guard:(climbs up tower)you really should start a circus.

    Altair:"shut up"(assassinates with hidden blade)

    Sword:(leans over) "OH BOY"

    Altair:"??????"

    Sword:"pancakes" "my favorite"

    Altair: "kicks sword" SHUT THE F UP!!!!!!!

  • Altair:my sword?........

    Guard:(climbs up tower)you really should start a circus.

    Altair:"shut up"(assassinates with hidden blade)

    Sword:(leans over) "OH BOY"

    Altair:"??????"

    Sword:"pancakes" "my favorite"

    Altair: "kicks sword" SHUT THE F UP!!!!!!!

  • star wars with assassins creed. :D

  • lol, it's an Assassin's Creed and Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy Kong's Quest cross over! :D

  • wait this is'nt oblivion!!!

  • are you sure it wasnt his boner

  • Reminds me of something out of Fantasia.

  • ha ha! its like he's balancing it on his fingers like a circus act then magics it away like a magician!

    doo doo doodle doodle doo doo doo doo! SHIZAM! :D

  • Hehehehehe... That was short and sweet. lol I think the only shorter video I've seen of AC is that 1/2-second one of Altair jumping off a building to an awesome sound clip. lol Forgot what that one was called. Wish I could find it again. ^^;

  • That looked like a dancing swordlike erection...

  • Yoda:DO NOT TRY only DO!!!

  • wtf

  • It just trying to say that it hates you. xD

  • Figo! XD

  • Check the position the sword was in...

    now he may only hav a sac :D

  • Altair: time to do a leap of faith...

    Sword comes outta nowhere* Hello sir, are you King Arthur?

    Altair: King Arthur, Who is he?

    Sword* I guess not..good day to yo--AAARUGH!

    Altair- O_O I think the eagle took it...

    Eagle- SQUACK!

  • maybe the sword is haunted by one of the soldiers you killed :), the spirit is mad on you...

  • hehe i has something like this happen once

    i stealth killed a templar just as he was drawing his sword and his sword got stuck part way out of the wall wobbling around and just as i was about to leave it suddenly shot out of the wall and past me!

  • @fudgypops its an eagle duh

  • I have this glitch. I was using a horse to Damascus, then guard put me as notorious and i jumped off the horse and fell through abyss, only to die after like a minute of constant dropping.

  • Wow!

    lol That was wierd!

  • fake?

  • lol i found a glitch that when i assassnate a guard that is down i stuck at a tree lol

  • LOL! Thats so typicall for AC! *grin*

    Altair treats his sword to bad, now it's gone.

  • wow, did that just happen randomly?LOL

  • What the fuck? that's weird but hilarious CX

  • yeah there are loads of glitches in assasins creed. i once killed a soldiers in and he flew around and when i found him on the ground his leg was in his neck.

  • Look in the top left corner through the entire video, a UFO!!!

  • its the wing of a bird numbnuts

  • The force is strong with this one xD

  • control the force altair!

  • the sword is in a weird position if you look at the video

  • lol, this has happened to me too when i killed the guard on the tower

  • im playing AC now and I killed a gaurd... he starts jumping around and when he stopped his leg was in his neck o.o

  • u got over 125,000 views for this LOL

  • look at the controls in the top right

  • YH.

    That happened to me, then another time it did that fell of the floor as if it had been wedged in the ground with the tip in first.

  • funny if it fell back and kiklled altair

  • haha, really weird

  • hahaha

    altair is now going to be called "dances with swords"

  • OMG. IT'S SWORD SWORD REVOLUTION

  • "that was weird" wat a crackin thing to say hahahahahaha assassin's creed is full of strange glitches an stuff but your end comment made me laff more than the sword

  • Altair is a Jedi...

    "The power of the force"

  • a Jedi Assassin. Nothing is more badass...maybe a Zombie JEdi Assassin but, still...epic

  • Pink1ork says its "the Sword of Destiny"... Yeah... I don't know either...

  • I made this 'alien' sound when i saw it, I was like 'Wooooo'

  • lmao...he he he

  • Woaaa!!! Where Did That Came From!?!

  • LOL!

  • "that was weird" lol.

  • i bet it can sing to lol ^_^

  • This happened to me alot ,

    Its where you kill an enemy , they drop their weapon an this happens

  • Sword: King Arthur Im your sword Excalibur!!

    Altair: Im not Arthur, i`m Altair -.-

    Sword: Sorry...wrong game (vanishes)

    Altair:.....that was weird........

  • haha

  • ahha nice

  • LOL that might be the funniest thing i have heard all day or maybe 2nd lol but still near the top and why am i explaining lol

  • lol :P

  • lol ! :P

  • @BiohazardCrow lol

    

  • weird xD

  • where did the sword go?! XD

  • thtat happend to me befor i was like wtf O.o

  • where do you find all these glitches

  • :S weird

  • WTF !?!?!?!?!?

  • A bow did that for me once... it most certainly was weird. xD

  • yes that was weird XD

  • WTF!!??

  • is it free roam after you have beated the game

  • you can free roam while you do tge game. you can move freely without getting caught.

  • XDD

  • i finished the game but im still walking around so can some one tell me how to get the passcode to the computer ...plz xD

  • did you look in the dresser/armoir?

    he goes "whats this? some kind of passcode"

  • yea he already has it . but i dont know the the password of the docters computer and the one in the loocked room

  • He's up at his window and during the game and you can pick pocket him and you'll get the code... if you missed it you have to start over

  • i can see Altair saying that: "that was weird"

  • lol,it was the guy who recorded this =D

  • You should like record over the Easy Button thing with the "That was weird"

  • nah i got it at 0.02 the bird had a magnet and took his sword :D

  • at 0:02 look at top left screen

  • an eagle?

  • staples! that was weird

  • lmfao what makes it even more funny is how u said "that was weird"

  • i am, but i have a girlfriend..

  • i think he ment the sword thing

  • hahahahhahaa even funnier coz of the comment afterwards

  • lo i had this but a super fast spinning bow of death that if you walk/ climb onto the ledge its spinning on, you die...

  • fuck you

  • thats happened to me before

  • XD Thats cool :D I laff wen you said That was weird lolololoooololo

  • LMAO I laughed when you were like..."That was weird"

    How did you do that?

  • That was weird indeed. How the hell are you doing this? XD

  • it isnt floating, look closelier, more closelier and youll see that a little peter-pan fairy is holding the sword and then flies away with twice the speed of light :) j/k its weird

  • You were so calm.

    "That was weird."

  • actually the funniest thing when similar thing to this happens is when someone you kill gets stuck underground and starts roaming around ground like crazy and then falls throught :P Gives great laughs

  • said exactly the same thing

  • That was weird !?!

  • You know, you should completely make a whole series of your comments while playing Assassin's Creed. I dunno...it's just the way you say it...it's very funny!

    Wow, I hardly encountered any glitches at all...are you sure you got a good copy? xD

  • you mean he he said it kinda matter-of-factly?

  • oh ya! lol

  • Indeed

  • haha Yeah lol that was wierdxD damm and ur voice makes it a lot more funxD 10/10 To that movie!

  • this happened to me once i killed a gaurd and his sword was bouncing around 4 a long time

  • the guard's little innocent sword..

  • his one of the jedai!! the force is with you!!

  • lol, 'that was weird'

  • "Altair, use the force."

  • ahaha. its oruchimaru's sword. lol

  • nah it wasnt..you we're blind

  • dude, dont judge people. thats not right.

  • maybe i am judging okay its true but seriously..

    maybe you we're trying to joke around a bit aight?

    still its infront of your Computer and infront of that computer is your eyes

  • Yes it was wierd. (lol, 5/5)

  • The sword don't like you :p

  • Who the hell said "the only one you can trust is your sword?!" lol..

  • Altair: Its a nice day to stand he..... WTF IS WITH MY SWORD OMFG GET BACK HERE!!!

    Yoda: I need your sword noob >:)

    Recorder: That was weird

    thats how it happened XD

  • Arbiter you just took the biscuit out the tin (ripped it...too far...)

  • lol, excaliber has chosen him

  • altir needs 2 get a new sword haha lol

  • Altiar:"Hmm Psycho-canesis needs work."

  • Altir: Shit...TELEPATHS.

  • Yeah my sword does that for me when i say the magic words

  • i made that one time i kill a guard and his sword dont went down it start moving and then disappear

  • Seemed like the sword had other things to attend to...

    "I must bid you farewell" *VANISH*

  • "I suggest you learn how to box..."

  • O.o

    I remember standing too close to a drunkie, but not in pushing range, and he just stood there..snarling...

  • lol i was next to and crazy person, and he was moaning, so then i just punched and he ran away...also i threw a knife at a guard, and he flew into a wall, then went fying into another, then slammed into another one...

  • I don't think those guys are crazy, they're just targets! XD

  • one time i had about 12 guards chasing me, i ran in a corner and they just froze in the corner, iwalked passed and they stayed like that for lik 10 minutes

  • that happened to me to!

  • rofl I love the end! "That was weird"

  • i love assassins creed glitchs hard to find tho :P but funny at most times

  • like horny guards and such.....

  • The weirdest this that happened to me was when i knocked down a trade booth then one of the pots caught fire and started flying around

  • LOL OMG HOW?!

  • "HE IS THE ONE!" LOL...

  • Lol

  • wat the hack how did you do that butt that wass funny

  • the funniest thing i ever did was standing on air! i could walk on air.. AWESOME!

  • the funniest thing i ever did was when i was on a horse, and passed by some guards, they started chasing me, they caught up to me and slashed my horse, but when they did, the horse flew in the air.. weirdest glitch ever....

  • been playing this game on the ps3 for hours when i get the chance so glicthes happen to me like this one guard after i killed him he fell of a roof and he was found standing at the edge of the same roof so i went to him slashed him and he flew off like to the buildings opposite the roof im standing on then he fell on the floor and the crowd was running and screaming XD funny times wont happen to me again now prolly a rare glitch

  • the wierdest thing to ever happen to me is when i finished the leap of faith from the dome of the rock there were like 50 guards because i ran allovr the city being chased by guards then like 5 guards started doing the humping knight glitch on the door

  • The funniest thing to happen to me was when i threw a knife it froze in front of me and when it touched some1 they would die

  • ^^  _

  • the funniest thing that ever happened to me was i was in the things on the roof to hide from gaurds when i was safe a gaurd fell in to it and then got out while i was in the thing

  • you stole my line dammit!

  • Cool! The funniest thing that I've ever done was when I hid in a roof garden, the guards got up on the roof, realised they'd lost me, (there was about 30 of them) Once they'd realised they lost me they walked off like they do! apart from, they all walked off the edge of the roof and died! That was the easiest 30 kills in 2 seconds ever!!!

  • LoL :D

  • what kinda comment recovery word things are on youtube now!?.. I just got Dinalismo.. wtf?

  • No it wasn't!!

  • that is stupid

  • Has anyone ever had a guard fall off a roof and slide down the wall like liquid? I happens every now and then.

  • yeah its great fun to watch, even better with the added squeals of shock from the crowd below ^_^

  • Lol. Its even better when you hit an archer with a throwing knife and he falls onto a ladder and gets rocketed into the air.

  • So many wonders of glitches in this game yet so funny to watch. Makes me wonder if the creators intentionally placed it there.

  • lol that was scary... xD

  • :D that was Really weird :D:D

  • that was weird.

  • hehehe, "that was weird"

  • The glitches make this game hilarious

  • Yeah that update erased all of my memory on the game, So im afraid to go back and make my self play it all again x-x..

  • ya but all these glithes left with the update that came

  • thats game is incredible and the bugs too

  • So many glitches in this game O_O

  • 0.o were did the sword go?

  • good point, the dancing sword isnt that gr8, i just like arguing with people ^_^

  • "^_^"<--- U r gay

  • lol

  • w0000t magical sword ftw!!!

  • OMG that sword flies for the happines for being saved of the guard :P

  • wow.....im almost sad to say this but i have NO explanation to taht whatsoever...usually i can explain the glitches...but...wow...

    i havent seen too many glitches on my ps3 tho... actually on my assassins creed for ps3 i haven't seen a damn glitch XD gameplay was flawless

  • Are you serious? He kills a guy, the guys sword goes flything, gets stuck in a wall, and it just went away. It isnt a glitch, the sword just got stuck in a wall.

  • i have, i just started and i got onto the combat training bit and the enemie started bobbing up and down through the ground

  • i know how u feel :/ i have the ps3 version...i havent encountered any glitches as of yet...*sigh*

  • same ear