Jonathan Coulton Sings "Still Alive"

[soshowcanihelp]

I wanted cake... But I got something... Much... Much... better

[Lasaniku3]

these guys are hilarious! especially with the cake

[thirdperiodpain]

Colton smiles when people sing this at his concert's. :)

[Asdf6277]

I thought the cake was a lie...

[Zell1995]

2007, back when video-game's in the future looked bright.

[sonictard12]

GREAT SCOTT GORDON FREEMAN

[BeenuZz]

omg it's gordon freeman!!!! xD

[Gytax0]

Strange that a comment with 21636 thumbs up isn't a top one!

[SoundBreezeHD]

the cake is a lie ;'(

[TheRecovery125]

@SoundBreezeHD shhhh! Dont tell people.

[52779able]

Wrong 'Category'

[GLaDOStheAIofScience]

This video is not to be disliked.Anyone who dislikes this video will get a nice big spot in Android Hell.

[Fr3shKid3s]

My Comment Is Hacked So You Cant Thumbs Me Up )':

[turkeymannen]

@Fr3shKid3s Indeed, but thumbs down works just fine.

[JonathanBones]

@Fr3shKid3s Thumbing you down works just fine though.

[gabyartes01]

@Fr3shKid3s Good try

[2000Tobbe]

@Fr3shKid3s u right >:)

[mrkonja42]

the cake is a lie :'[

[slodki12341]

Nice!

[MrRozby]

For the people who dont know he wrote the song... You owe this guy your life

[TroublesomeSyl]

who's Jonathan Coulton?

[Wakesphere99]

@TroublesomeSyl I seriously hope troll

If so, 8/10

If not, Coulton is the man (The wonderfully talented man, I might add) who is most well known for writing this.

He also wrote the ending theme for Portal 2, the Theme for Code Monkeys, and tons of other great stuff.

He is an artist worthy of much merit, and I had the great pleasure of seeing him live in Raleigh last year.

I hope I get to do it again.

[arkasaur]

@Wakesphere99 so what?i didnt even know who jonathan coulton is and i believe many more dont know who he is. the only reason i come here is because i was watching direwolf minecraft portal mods tutorial and he was playing this song if not there is no fat chance i will know who he is. sincerely, your GOOD troll. here take this and treasure it for the rest of ur life ,,!,,

[LiptonPeachLover]

Chords...? If someone have them... pls answer me :)

[SandbagBoxer]

@LiptonPeachLover hey i know them! but its gonna be awkward to write this down in a comment, so how bout i make a video response for you? I have perfect pitch so i can figure this version out for you :)

[LiptonPeachLover]

@SandbagBoxer That would be brilliant!!

[TheForce671]

I'm suprised he didn't laugh

[SSF2XPlayer]

thumb me up if you think the user under me "awsomeguyxx" is a Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber fanboy

[RumbitSwe]

@SSF2XPlayer THUMB WHORE DETECTED. TERMINATING.

[awsomeguyxx]

oh my god this is so dumb T_T thumbs up if you think so to?

[mrcrj007]

@awsomeguyxx i dont think so to! i'm just thinking............

ur dumb and ur FAKE and GAY

[mrcrj007]

@awsomeguyxx

/watch?v=R-iITrqRLoE

[TheElectroSword]

@awsomeguyxx why do you think its dumb?

[2000Tobbe]

@awsomeguyxx fuck u, now go an playsome mr jekyll and mr hyyyyyde!!!!!nosrsly go to hell and fuck satan

[hejboris]

"This cake is so good, moist... *akward silience* actually it's a little dry"

[siim243]

its good song but APATURE SCIENCE? ok its my frist game song what is make to game! cool ok habby portal playing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KarikoEmpire34]

@siim243 lolwut

[raykrislianggi]

3 years ago, someone made a comment in this video. Now, for the first time I see a comment which has 21000 thumbs up.

[hunterxxx11]

@raykrislianggi Its cause the comments were disabled for about 2 years, so all people could do was thumbs up.

[MrNerdHawk]

The cake looks so delicious and moist :D

[WgOkunmusBaget]

Fuck! Now I must buy a guitar to play this song! :D

(I'm drummer)

[DaniellunaRE]

There are more Cake for here????

[jonfroswa]

THE CAKE IS A LIE !

[DaniellunaRE]

@jonfroswa The cake is real!!!

[funnyhead6]

dude eating the cake was creepy as-all-gettup

[ApplPi3]

marry me

[sirmilky101]

The cake was dry.

[ShirriffMoro]

His studio version can be found on his site (Google), and he sounds much better on it. :) This one he just did on the spot.

[kamucan60]

amcuun oglu caliyor aga helal olsun

[matohibiki]

Anyone else get a country vibe from this version of the song?

[CyberUrza]

Ah, the guy wrote the original song for Portal . .woot!

[RectalDiscourse]

JoCo is my hero D:

[Viotra]

@MuchAdoAboutCheese Just because it looked like your joke went unnoticed.

[yougido4eat]

@MuchAdoAboutCheese

clever



[slavey94]

i love it!!! And the Portal game is a triumph

[techdude1876]

Song creeps me out....

[NoU59]

I really want a download link for this, this is the highest quality Still Alive by Jonathon Coulton I've seen.

[Rossyboiful]

Portal 1: Still Alive

Portal 2: Want You Gone

Portal 3: Stop Making Me Sing This Shit!

Portal 4: Fuck Off Cheryl

Portal 5: This Is A Joke Right?

Portal 6: OMG GET THE FUCK LOST

Portal 7: IS THERE A FUCKING GUN IN THE BUILDING?

Portal 8: YES I SHOT HER

Portal 9: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[PropCraft]

@Rossyboiful nope.. as you might have heard... valve cant count to 3 -L- 

[RectalDiscourse]

@PropCraft

nope, chuck testa

[PhantomPhireHD]

@Rossyboiful Her name's "Chell" not "Cheryl"

[Zenddrex]

The cake may be a lie, but at least you are still alive.

[LordFurcas]

485 people will not receive cake!

[loco9428]

Este hombre es un maestro!!!

[thejfljoker]

the cake is a lie!

[UnofficialCoolGuy]

Comments are finally back up!

[XxTHECAKEISALIExX94]

''we're out of bata we're releasin' on time''

lol i just got it!

[Toastuhh]

@XxTHECAKEISALIExX94 i dont get it, explain it for the less witty like me? :D

[XxTHECAKEISALIExX94]

@Toastuhh before pc games release, they release a beta version first for players to test it and spot errors, this usually delays the official release time of said game, but not portal!

[applegeek322]

if you wrote this song (and "want you gone"), i applaud you, man!!!!

[AnimeJunkey71]

If you can read this comment. You can read. Congratulations, you have completed 10% of life.

[firefightress007]

the cake is a lie!

[RealEvangelizer]

The comments are unrelated. This is awesome.

[wallofdeath123]

where did this comment war come from???

[fkagahsdfs]

WTF is up with the comment war? I don't even care to read back far enough to see what it's about.

[xoEpicLillyxo]

@fkagahsdfs congrats no one gives a 2 shits

[able102able]

Wait, why is there a Flame War going on in the comments section of such a great video? 0.0

Yet alone any video that has to do with Portal / Portal 2!

[xoEpicLillyxo]

@able102able cause everyone's an ass that's why lmao

[xxMrFablexx]

@able102able Or Jonathan Coulton...

[MBVxGAMING]

Mel on Singstar..

[CurranDotCom]

First comment in 13 hours. c:

[xoEpicLillyxo]

@Panellada22 THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE

[Panellada22]

@xoEpicLillyxo SHUT YO FUCKING FACE, UNCLE FUCKA!

[freezegrrl88]

@Panellada22 Language

[Panellada22]

@freezegrrl88  Shut up.

[freezegrrl88]

@Panellada22 Just saying. Not to be mean.

[Panellada22]

@freezegrrl88

SUCK MY BALLS

[xyro16]

@Panellada22 you should really stop watching south park, that show sucks btw...

[Panellada22]

@xyro16 lol you guessed ^^

[freezegrrl88]

@Panellada22 anger problems?

[xoEpicLillyxo]

@freezegrrl88 nah he's just drunk or mentally disabled

[freezegrrl88]

@xoEpicLillyxo Ha just what I was going to say....but didn't

[luckyleprachaun7]

@xoEpicLillyxo Or both. :D

[xoEpicLillyxo]

@Panellada22 wait a second... what balls?

[xoEpicLillyxo]

@Panellada22 just cause you have a keyboard doesn't mean you should use it -____-

[Bram7Lawliet]

first comment before new year 2012 /slapp

[TerranWTF]

@Bram7Lawliet Nuh uh! My comment is the first before new year!

[FPSPerson]

You have a Cave Johnson look going on there!

[alitlefish]

230

[F5veSeveN]

Anyone got the chords up for this? :o

[Zanersky]

@F5veSeveN Ultimate guitar is your friend

[Loltrolololu]

I better get 30 thumbs up after im done shooting myself in the head. Then, I will check back with you.

[Zanersky]

@Loltrolololu ultimate-guitar is your friend ^^

[XOTessluvXO]

I hate the word moist!!!!!!!!!!! well unless jonothan uses it, then I'm ok

[timippa97]

this is comment :)

[sth128]

I used to eat cake, then I took a stroke in the heart... Someone... cal 911...

*blargdead*

[Dinner865]

If I hear "the cake is a lie one more time :thatpostgavemecancer:

[1theoshow]

first comment in 5 hours

[LstShotProductions]

that was really random when that guy came on with the cake? :/

[GThing64]

@LstShotProductions @LstShotProductions If you don't get it then you don't know this game

[LstShotProductions]

@GThing64 oh i get it dont worry about that :D

[WhiteAngelz67]

first commeny in 50 years

[BWS777unlucky]

first comment in 1 second

[genjutsugaara]

so this dude is the real composer of Still Alive?..Sir,i've become one of ur fans now

[Areagolasundomiel]

@genjutsugaara If you love this song you would love Code Monkey. Tis awesome. :D

[SandbagBoxer]

@genjutsugaara yup! and welcome to the club :)

[JojoEpic]

@Filby so... the stale cake is a lie?

[RubberDucksCool]

i saw this vid when i was typing the most thums up comment on youtube 2011..:)

[stoffthegreat]

@RubberDucksCool go kill yourself

[ThePooptet]

what guitar is that?

[KerberCario]

...PLEASE tell me tabs exist for this song!!

[RosesAndWhine]

@KerberCario They do.

[Zombiciidal]

One of the only gaming songs i will never get out of my head... nice to see this rendition :)

[CharlieFootcan]

first comment in arrow to the knee

[alldaylongful]

@CharlieFootcan faking

[TheGagakProduction]

Second comment from now. So Why?

[SUPERSHADOWDESTRUCTI]

Well Fuck, now you can coment?

[KajouKing]

We arrive in numbers!

[CIiggers]

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with this video.

[ozonos1000]

The cake is lie :(

[stuffzink]

True master pice how did this idea come up

[smeagol102]

why????????????? the top comment was sooooo overrated, now its gone ;´(

oh and btw the cake is a lie .!.

[symbolichawk]

The cake is a lie...trust me...i know from expierience.

[DarkCarnivalRadio]

dear user of portal,

conclusions come down to this

1. the portal gun is not for flicking boogers at a high volatility of speed at people

2. do not use your portal gun in the shower thus you will be highly shocked and possibly not be still alive

3. GlAdUs Lied and the cake is all in your head and is not moist it is actually vet uncomfortably hard

Thank you for your concern,

Portal Test Team Aperture Laboratorys

[MrKittyClawz]

He looks soooo nice and coozy like a teddy bear :3

[magtifiqsiaa]

_________________ MYFOLDER.UCOZ.COM

[tybofborg]

So there really was a cake. And you guys are the ones who cut it!

[sonicdsfan1]

ah freedom to speak!

[sunwars2]

first comment in 4 years

[ABrotherOfThor]

How did this go without any comments for 3 years...? I hope to god they were disabled...

[sonicdsfan1]

@ABrotherOfThor they were

[321awesomeo]

2nd comment in 3 years >:D

[dannyfire01]

i was an adventurer like chell then i took an arrow in the knee

[Filby]

@dannyfire01 In another three years, that meme will be just as stale as "the cake is a lie".

[MrDude200001]

<3

[OllieParters]

Can anyone help me? The tune reminds me of another song but I really can't work out which, especially on the lyrics "But there's no sense crying over every mistake" and "Now these parts of data make a beautiful line" ... can anyone help me?

[KellytheeAwesome]

@OllieParters "we're the three best friends that anyone could have"? from the hangover? Idk, thats what it reminds me of.

[JimJamtheSailor]

Would have been better if it was Gabe Newell eating the cake at the end.

[rockmanmega1]

I love this song.

[Skyzboob]

thank dude...

[soshowcanihelp]

I wanted cake... But I got something... Much... Much... better

[Lasaniku3]

these guys are hilarious! especially with the cake

[thirdperiodpain]

Colton smiles when people sing this at his concert's. :)

[Asdf6277]

I thought the cake was a lie...

[Zell1995]

2007, back when video-game's in the future looked bright.

[sonictard12]

GREAT SCOTT GORDON FREEMAN

[BeenuZz]

omg it's gordon freeman!!!! xD

[Gytax0]

Strange that a comment with 21636 thumbs up isn't a top one!

[SoundBreezeHD]

the cake is a lie ;'(

[TheRecovery125]

@SoundBreezeHD shhhh! Dont tell people.

[52779able]

Wrong 'Category'

[GLaDOStheAIofScience]

This video is not to be disliked.Anyone who dislikes this video will get a nice big spot in Android Hell.

[Fr3shKid3s]

My Comment Is Hacked So You Cant Thumbs Me Up )':

[turkeymannen]

@Fr3shKid3s Indeed, but thumbs down works just fine.

[JonathanBones]

@Fr3shKid3s Thumbing you down works just fine though.

[gabyartes01]

@Fr3shKid3s Good try

[2000Tobbe]

@Fr3shKid3s u right >:)

[mrkonja42]

the cake is a lie :'[

[slodki12341]

Nice!

[MrRozby]

For the people who dont know he wrote the song... You owe this guy your life

[TroublesomeSyl]

who's Jonathan Coulton?