Everything you touch turns into Skittles

[SevynSeconds]

Is that Flo from the progressive commercials?

[tbwise826]

Thank you for the upload.....my favorite commercial.

[ImmiiDon]

roll around in poo and other crap stuff - shit turn to skittles

[WiseJ123]

This was such a good commercial. Don't make em like they used to.

[malestorm95]

3 people were turned into skittles

[Armalizilto]

I think that this Skittles commercial is just sad, poor guy.

(Yet it's strange as well)

[juliet5roberts]

whut happenz when he touches a skitlez?

[breammenace]

@juliet5roberts skittleception

[juvy2008]

He was on MArtin LAwrence show he told martin to sit his ass down

[BigFan227]

He should just wear gloves made out of skittles.

[bluesteelsaxophone]

why dont his clothes turn into skittles??

[caliballa009]

how does he fap... lolololol

[lovelygoldensparrow]

@caliballa009 Lol,he can probably touch himself. just not anyone else. Little creepy that that is what concerns you tho,lol.

[ShawnnG17bitch]

I think the answer to most of the questions here is that this man does not really exist, nor do his 'turning-things-into-skittles' powers. They are inventions of an advertising department, therefore he does not face problems in his everyday life and you need not worry about him and/or any fictional occurrences that may come about due to owning the aforementioned powers.

[mpooleo]

@ShawnnG17 thank u captain obvious

[ShawnnG17bitch]

@mpooleo - You would think my statement unnecessary, I did too. Then I read some of the comments.

[TheBeaarr]

What about when he goes for a piss :0

[TheF2TheInnian]

This whole advert is bizzare not to mention theoretically impossile, i dissaprove.

[Sawbones12]

This raises so many questions. How does he have a child? How is he wearing clothes? What exactly counts as a "thing"? If he touches dirt, does the entire world turn to skittles?

...Maybe I'm over-thinking it just a bit.

[The1AndOnlyMike]

@Sawbones12

He only turns things into skittles when he touches them with his hands.

[ZmightyDouch]

I want him to be my best friend :(

[fizzlemanizzleable]

but will it blend?

[RapierMultimedia]

I keep seeing this commercial on Challenge, you wonder how this man can live turning everything he touches into skittles.

[ikechiA]

no-one he looks so depressed, he cant wank! 

[Talonades]

@ikechiA He could sell skittles on black market and get some top notch call girls tho.

[capricemolloy]

@NothingMuchTooHear lol they'd turn into skittles too

[NothingMuchTooHear]

@capricemolloy damn.

[samtpburrows]

@NothingMuchTooHear I'm really hoping that you work out the problem with this suggestion!

[growing0p]

TALK ABOUT : KEEP YA HANDS TO YOURSELF.

[uchchina]

what happens when he touches himself?

[karlosnod]

@uchchina turn into skittles lol the question you should ask is how does he sleep lol

[karlosnod]

if he scratched his nose would he turn into skittles

[JPorter213]

the best but the worst curse ever

[XXX561561561XXX]

Thumbs up for just now realizing that the girl in this commercial is "Flow" from the Progressive Insurace commercials!!

Youre welcome.

[caherlyniamh]

no far if he meet j b and shook his hand 1. id be so happy 2. NO FAR HE GETS SKITTLES

[Jeez0Louise]

---How did he have the newborn?

Dunno, why doesnt he just wear gloves?

---Cause then the gloves would turn to skittles.

What about GLOVES MADE OUT OF SKITTLES?

--- hmmm GOOD IDEA!!!!

[Jazzingguys]

love the desk part... Everything else made me sad

[LOLOLFilms]

if he touched one skittle would it turn into mini skittles??

[Jeez0Louise]

@LOLOLFilms thats made me think... but maybe not, cause its already a skittle. i want a mini skitlle!!!

[Jeez0Louise]

that girl has her hand very close to him. i'd be like 'NO me doesnt wanna be made into skittles"

[Mmajset]

GAHAHAhA I can't stop Laghing!! :DDD

[mrpops123123]

What happens of he touches the ground?

[theonefoster]

He has a new-born baby boy? How did this happen?!

[834717]

@theonefoster This REALLY needs to be asked.

[Tammc09]

I'd touch everything. Imagine what would happen to the empire state building.

[EccentricWolven23]

This is actually sad. :(

[tonystewartrocks14]

What if he touches Skittles?

[rockerchild25]

This is actually really sad in a way

[pimpdaddy4078]

i remember this use to be on actual tv i loved this commercial and laughed to it

[TheKeroMs]

Death by Skittles Touch! xD

[myhopesareweapons]

how did he have sex with his wife to conceive that newborn baby that he can't hold?

[10storme]

First off, the solution to this problem is to wear gloves made of skittles.

Secondly, why didn't his clothes turn into skittles? When he was born, did his mother turn into skittles?

[Krush1989]

"i met a man on the bus today, i shook his hand, he'll never see his family again"

[ParamourX]

I love how he's telling all the sad stories, and the other two are just like 'Mhm' Chomping on Stapler remains

[Xaiano]

if he ever does a handstand then we're all dead

[abrigellar]

but... how could he have gotten someone pregnant in the first place?!

[ReadySteadyDESTROY]

Cannot stop laughing at this XD

[NGUKNUCKS]

This is actually sad... :(

[MrBul33t]

Turning Skittles into skittles is like dividing skittles by 0. MAD!

[scottyMYD]

Two people got turned into skittles!

[Israelite4life]

id slap that bitch

[CrawlingGrampa]

He should just walk arouNd punching through walls

[heliman5434]

how did he make the newborn baby. skittle wife?



[S1GM41992]

Pause it at 0:41 and you've got the best desk ever.

[HitmanHolmesy]

id love to see how he would have sex

[BeccaAngelaMarie]

ahahaha poor guy :) but he will always have skittles

[iluvskylines1234]

This is so fucking epic.

[officanz]

Can he turn skittles in to skittles?

[DNCInferno]

@officanz if he does that then the infinite loop causes the world to collapse in on itself.

[The1AndOnlyMike]

@officanz

0:28 - He was holding skittles. Evidently, no.

[stephenevra]

why does his chair not turn into skittles??

[TatsujinKairiki]

@stephenevra cuzzz it's only his hands that have the power, otherwise his clothes would turn into skittles too. along with the floor he stands on! :O

[SmellyStingFace]

I really want some skittles now.

[iggyizz]

This is awesome the add I have seen in ages. Nice one : )

[TENAXISfromPSN]

If he touches skittles, will he turn it to MORE SKITTLES??!!!

[Squidishy]

how did he not turn his woman to skittles when they shagged? huh? huh? didn't think that one out did they :L

[DivvFortySix]

ok we are al thinking the same thing... NUFF SAID

[randomizer1995]

He can't have a bath, it would be a bath of skittles :D

[AntiHippie]

Hey, that's Flo!



[MrAbelincon]

Haha this one seems a lot darker than the one I saw on TV.

[jcvamp]

That's pretty fucking dark if you think about it.

[Ash928GTR]

if he trips over does the ground turn into skittles

[ryuhyabusa1000]

@Ash928GTR if his hands touch grass,the world turns into skittles...that my friend is the true apocolypse

[DevinTClark]

@ryuhyabusa1000

wouldn't just that area of grass turn to skittles since it's not all one object?

[ryuhyabusa1000]

@DevinTClark you ruined the moment...just kidding.well i guess.but i bet the apcolypse is him going nuts and touching every thing then raising the dead

[DevinTClark]

@ryuhyabusa1000

ahahaha

[tetrahedrontri]

@MimirinPro you are wrong.

[WeHaveAVisual]

I'm fairly sure he uses a pair of gloves made of skittles to masturbate.

[MLWALK3R]

How did he have a new born baby ?

[oliverose18]

@MLWALK3R He made it on a bed of skittles... lol

[mockhazzard]

@MLWALK3R hes wife's a hoe. what else.

[Cathy0vs0Super0Isi]

'He'll never see his family again.. I guess it's pretty awsome' ;D

[EmperorZ19]

****, this commercial was disturbing enough when I saw the short-version on TV, but the line at 0:23 made it so much worse

[UKzZMaDDoGGz]

i wish we can do that a years suply of skitles how meny skitles are if u touch a bunk bed

[UKzZMaDDoGGz]

i wish we can do that a years suply of skitles

[xxfox37xx]

Am I the only one who think the Skittles are somehow.... kind of dark and depressive?

[AnimalCarnage]

He needs to come over and slap my wife when she starts mouthing off to me. I slap her, I go to prison for a night. If he does it, we both can have some delicious rainbow candy and she gets to be useful for a change. That way...everyone wins.

[Tietokone102]

If he touches skittles they stay normal didin't u see when he was holding some of them in his hand

[666ManDeath]

@Tietokone102

Those used to be the man he met on the bus.

[Ipwnnubz117]

woudlnt his clothes turn into skittles too

[pandaSmore]

So what happens when he touches a skittle? Oh and this commercial just got released in Canada.

[SeoulSon51]

That's the progressive lady lol

[Flygonair]

HE LOOKS LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN

[gerbiluver]

That depresses me

[Jeffreymetalz91]

LOL This commercial is fucked up.

[methaneification]

Hah , hilarious!

[viking977]

that IS awesome. never starve!

[sk8in4dafunofit]

well what happens if he touches a skittle?

[SickBritKid]

0:42

The man's skttile-desk, in its perfect shape.

[TuyetNhiViet]

um then how can he sit in the chair?

[jusjon123]

@TuyetNhiViet It only works if he uses his hands.

[lagpcg]

I wonder...if he clapped, would his hands turn into skittles?

[YeahDeylikeME]

these dark Skittles ADs are crazy awesome....

I killed a man today.... BUY SKITTLES LMAO

[viking977]

is this morgan freeman?

[adamthetweet]

that was kind of depressing......

[mark28105]

If his dick turned to skittles, he should throw all of them in a bottle of lotion and shake the bottle to masturbate.

[SickBritKid]

@mark28105

The bottle would turn into skittles...

[mark28105]

good point

[mark28105]

this is funny as hell

[k8pars]

what if he touches skittles?

[theworldforgetting]

@k8pars - The end of the world.

[Phaullen1]

It's just stuff he touches with his hands obviously. and I don't think he was born with the condition. duh

[TECfan1]

Wait if he has a son then he had sex, but if his peepee touched his wife then didnt she turn to skittles? xD

[Gpop119]

LOOK MA NO HANDS!

[TECfan1]

oh yea, only his hands can do it. Or else his clothes would have turned into skittles already. LOL.

[ProjectInformer]

I want that power for 1 hour thats all

[midnightthunderboy4]

what if he needs to masturbate.

just wondering

[viking977]

@MatthewJohn5 everyone needs to.

[PSNDonutDude]

@MatthewJohn5 oh yes you do...

[accelorator]

@MatthewJohn5 i do or my balls explode

[OnlyAKnife]

@MatthewJohn5 you sometimes get that sudden urge to need you know

[MimirinPro]

@MatthewJohn5 It's unhealthy to never masturbate.

[GarrettRhynes]

@MimirinPro Not true.

[MimirinPro]

@GarrettRhynes Says?

[TECfan1]

his dick turns to skittles. yum.

[QueenAnime99]

@midnightthunderboy4 Hands aren't necessary.

[JinnKimura]

@midnightthunderboy4 More like "What if he needs to get laid?". Now THAT would suck

[DevinTClark]

@midnightthunderboy4

New blue balls skittles

[rockman5276]

@midnightthunderboy4 what if he needs to pee

[Diviwack]

@midnightthunderboy4 Haven't laughed at a youtube comment, like i did to yours, for a long time!

[EmanresuJosh]

@midnightthunderboy4 It depends on how he turns things to skittles.. When he turned the table into skittles, he made fists and whacked it. The tips of his fingers would of touched the palms on his hands. BAsed on this i've deduced that he can touch his own body with his hands and it wont turn into skittles. Unless of course, the whole of his hands are immune to the skittling effect...

[BingoDaNutta]

@midnightthunderboy4 someone has to do it for him i guess

[TheJuicyfruitx]

@midnightthunderboy4 rainbow drops :P

[TheGordo144]

One of my favorites

[ledidex1]

Wait uhm so then what if he touches a skittle what does that turn into? a different flavor? O_O

[upallhours9]

...That can only mean...he had help to go to the washroom...

[ChincoteagueChick]

I love the ending so much!

[kittymaniac10]

poor poor dude...Sigh* buuuutttt

with his super power, he can END WORLD HUNGER!

[driftura93]

LoL

[jellywillreturn]

He killed his son, a bus driver and nearly himself. How is that awesome? AND HE ATE THEM BECAUSE THEY WERE SKITTLES! Seriously, what is wrong with these thisngs.

[lave4321]

Those two people got put in their place. Yay.

[NHLinden]

LMFAO I JUST SAW THIS COMMERCIAL

[iluvanimorphs]

"I met a man on the bus this morning. I shook his hand."

ROFLMFAO!!

[Arpeggiato]

How does he get dressed every morning!?

[AnbalynHavok]

@Arpeggiato He made it a point to say he doesn't dress himself.

[Xemnashumanform]

What happens if he touches the ground itself??

[zakaria888]

HAHAHAH

[buddhaneo]

That's gotta be one of the coolest things I ever saw.

[Rethidus]

I love this commercial. Might be my favourite.

[williamlbro]

skittles commercials are the greatest

[Darkwing1356]

HAHAHAHAHA ohhh that would suckkk soo much

[Citydude24]

so sad so funny

[Sacul44]

depressing

[boysetsfire1]

Haha that's Flo in the Progressive Commericals.

[boshi44]

He needs a pair of gloves made out of skittles haha.

[TranceSFX]

Wouldn't the skittles he's holding turn into Skittles, causing an infinite regress of skittle spawning?

[philipdeland619]

OH MY GOD....i had a small stroke just thinking about it...awesome!

[hendrixjosh1995]

amazing , hahaha

[Sacul44]

best commercial ever

[10lettername]

wait hes always touching himself, why doesent he turn into skittles???

[mcterryvideo]

youve got it in one friend, why DOESNT he turn into skittles....