Santa Claus Bailout Hearings

[VengeanceIsMine79]

This is the quintessential Baby Boomer Christmas. Nothing like seeing a bunch of wrinkly, ugly old pedophile banksters born before 1960 raping and looting this country from the inside so the Baby boomers seed can wake up homeless on the continent their fore fathers conquered.

[StuartMB68]

This is insane! I mean Santa going bust? Come on congress give him $30 billion!!

[040119863842]

Barney frank with his gargling voice hahah.

[sliderocket22]

God I still love this. So funny, and so true.

GIVE SANTA THE LOOT!

[deiminasu]

The irony is so HUGE here that I watched it 3 times and still can't stop laughing. I actually want to cry but my brain can't comprehend the truth so its just...funny. Peace

BTW give them the money - we all can take more debt.

[slapnut892]

Well that was epic

[cveitch]

LOL, well edited. COOL

[YoungJunietp214]

also Im young and thats why im  shy

[burakunomoonwalker]

Mery Clitoris(^^)/

[kaykko]

It is all well and good for children and acid freaks to still believe in Santa Claus — but it is still a profoundly morbid day for us working professionals. It is unsettling to know that one out of every twenty people you meet on Xmas will be dead this time next year... Some people can accept this, and some can't. That is why God made whiskey, and also why Wild Turkey comes in $300 shaped canisters during most of the Christmas season."

[AudreaSandipy372]

hehe nothing is too crazy

[zottelmischel]

Thank you

[Peach61928]

thats soo tru

[azrial4421]

Id rely on santas slay way before an american car.

[santaminusjollies]

Love this video -- linked it to my website How Santa Lost His Jollies. Poor Santa.

[Ulbim01]

Elf Duck...LOL.

Love to put that in a bag and light it on Obama's steps.

[tubesoxabc]

heehee! funny!

i just found this other great santa video. ck it out. pretty awesome.

type Santa night sky 2010

Marry Christmas!

[DALEproductions]

lol great video, check out our new funny santa video :)

[fmscott3022]

lol

[JackieRawe]

Very funny!

[softlavender]

Hee ha -- was this really aired on C-SPAN 2? Or else, how did they get the license to use that logo?

Good stuff, well done! :)

[AquaticSpirit]

CINDY RENARD - YOU ARE CRACKING ME UP!!!!

Go you little Santa's Helper!!! :D

I Believe!!! I Believe!!! I Believe!!!

This year I am sending Forgiveness to all the Bailout-Challenged people. It is the perfect size, the right color, and the exact shape needed to fit under every tree and into every stocking. Hey - while I'm at it, I'll send that Love to EVERYONE! :))

[pateho]

this is what is left for our future. How are our children supposed to lead the country with this?

[spock431]

i though the us gave santa money under the codename area 51 (as in e fifty-first state)

[doggydude227]

santas just like Irleland pity i asked for an i pad for Christmas

[BeantownJim]

@lawndogmoon Yes! It is real hahaha

[THEIRISHVL97DIMIR]

Well they should give him the money....look at my country ireland

[37zeus37]

excellento

[ArtByLindaLee]

This is great Excellent

[germentok]

I can watch this all day and be totally amused. This is fucking hilarious lol. GOOD JOB!!

[chernobylFarms]

I'd love to see that Santa role reprised by James Traficant! He's got that kind of style and edge.

[Jesuselpacifo]

Ha ha ha ha ha, hilarious!

[DarthVader750]

geht auf meine seite

[thomasucc]

bring on social economics

[drumology2001]

Soybeans and Baby Farts - classic!!! :D

[hanshanslebt]

tahts nice nice

[CaptainBuckSnort]

Screw Santa, but the institution he represents is to important to our national interests to ignore. Fucking Elf union is the problem. Santa's helper used to be my live in girlfriend, till he got her hooked on Elf dust.

So go ahead and give'em the 25 large, it makes as much sence as anything else coming outta DC

[TotalDesignZ]

Too damn cool!

[Pattimon]

Absolutely terrific and truly fitting for these times. What a pathetic mess our World is in right now.....

[dom120]

It is sad that this comic relief illustrates how far this country has come in the entitlement society we live in today. "too big to fail" does not end with Leh,fnm,aig and Gm, it ends when the USA becomes a A credit

and we put term limits on the US Congress. God Bless and help America over the next 50 years!!! YAF

[ultimatesaged]

@dom120 Term Limits. We need them damn it. Go to gooh.com - Get Out of Our House - Citizen Representation, not political.

[umahuma4]

Futbol

Futbol

Futbol

Futbol

Clean water

[uturniaphobic]

Santa invokes Jesus' name in vain.. too funny!

These guys keep trying to intimidate us using the word "collapse" in fact it would better be said it would have been a leveling of the playing field..

All those in stock, pension included WOULD have dropped seriously all true!

However the common citizen is FDIC insured and usually not involved in market antics.

These people would have survived without a burp.

get it right and state it fairly! 5*s here!

move the "n" and "Santa" might be "Satan"

[NurseyNancy]

uh, no it isn't

[LIMom71]

LOVED it... LOL

[mathias7777777777777]

fantastic!

[unclesonnyonutube]

gold plated ugg boots....now thats funny

[Superedit]

The problem is PETCO - the Professional Elves and Toymakers Craft Organization - a bunch of featherbedding loafers. Reagan should have fired them when he had the chance!

[84909st]

Give him the money damn it. He's a better risk than the banks.

[rarivas]

Waitaminnut! There are 2.2 billion children in the world. At two minutes per house average, it would take Santa Claus 8,371 years to visit them all! Therefore Santa cannot exist! This guy's an imposter!

[uturniaphobic]

Didn't Santa read the Clause?

Laissez-faire

now kick his but out the door

[mj23cats]

This is hilarious! So clever.

[NCMan28025]

LOL..comedy gold

[IPAndrews]

"You really think a bunch of elves who are used to wittling baseball bats can reverse engineer an ipod, figure it out, and then build 700 million of them?"

[alonzohosford]

ROFL!!!!! Great creative work!

[drewspencley]

check out my white christmas trailer lol

[The7legacy]

$25 Billion o.k.

Is that blonde elf going to give EVERYONE some booty & a blowjob?

If not, bye, bye. Have a nice day.

[gifteconomy12]

google GIFT ECONOMY

[timray99]

i am laying low for santa this year and it ain't gonna be no BB gun either....and you can put that one in the bank.....or, ground

[pbrskater26]

you'll poke your eye out kid!!!!

[ladyshondra]

poor santa, the children have so many demands and such high expectations and won't be happy without their stuff! elf dung indeed. under the current admin we can't afford anything if ur an average person.

[AssChavez]

Hmmmmm, I woild totally hump that blond elf? Anybody...?

[cyberwing777]

Isn't that the guy that played the guy that played Kramer? The one that stole the raisins?

[BadMunckY]

funny as hell :p

[grizz86]

Impeach OBAMA!!!

[anthonym267]

Lol!!

[dietzchris]

whats wrong with your magic santa.

[blldgs101]

Now that over $12 trillion have been pledged towards our financial crisis, more people than ever are concerned about where their money is going, and if it's accomplishing anything. We must know what is happening with our money, and the Federal Reserve must come clean with the American people.

Please support ron Paul and the The Federal Reserve Transparency Act of 2009

[Turco949]

Federal Reserve must come clean? Oh my! One of the worst thing that happened to this country from a financial perspective was allowing Federal Reserve Bank to be established! Why you asked, do your research, find out what Federal Reserve Bank really is....

[jdjustice72]

awesome !! loved it

[incahuascar]

No comprendo el idioma pero agradezco el video.

Edu

[MikeGram101]

hahahahahahha

[wildpeachatl737]

This is too funny! A flying Audi!

[wanshei]

HA HA HA HA HA HA AHA

[librophile]

WE ARE THE *PUBLIC* IN PUBLIC OPTION !!

It is NOT a GOVERNMENT TAKE-OVER

That's simply right-wing GOP trash talk

WE decide who WE elect to represent US

The Government is therefore an extension of US

IT IS: By the PEOPLE For the PEOPLE

NOT: By the CORPORATIONS For the CORPORATIONS

We rather spend OUR TAX-MONEY on OURSELVES & FELLOW AMERICANS than give it to GREEDY BIG INSURANCES

WHO WILL BENEFIT from the PUBLIC OPTION?

WE WILL--- US --- WE THE PEOPLE !!

[generalzetta]

Term limits now.

Stop the democrats and their corporate friends.

[librophile]

MORON !!

[pacifickanaan]

yes! because the liberal, left-wing Halliburton, Philip Morris and RJR Nabisco need to be stopped.

[librophile]

DEFEND YOUR RIGHT OF FREEDOM OF CHOICE!!

AMERICANS seeking AFFORDABLE cars with BETTER GAS MILEAGE bought Japanese cars

MILLIONS of REPUBLICANS own Japanese cars

They were FREE TO CHOOSE

But for MILLIONS of AMERICANS who were denied HEALTH COVERAGE or can't afford the HIGH PREMIUMS of Big Insurances---you have NO FREEDOM OF CHOICE!!

REPUBLICANS want to DENY YOUR FREEDOM OF CHOICE to switch to a GUARANTEED & AFFORDABLE PUBLIC OPTION

DEFEND YOUR RIGHT OF FREEDOM OF CHOICE!!

[generalzetta]

Defeat fascism, defeat Obama!

[librophile]

*********** generalzetta **********

My ANAGRAM reveals the meaning of this user's name by re-arranging the letters.

GENERALZETTA (12 letters) =

LET A GEEZ RANT

*We need to allow this loser to complain*

My ANAGRAMS never lie.

[generalzetta]

librophile, sounds like closed pedophile

[librophile]

generalzetta...THANK YOU !!

You just prove to everyone how stooopid & uneducated you truly are. That was in fact the ONLY WORD you know that ends with "PHILE."

Ever heard of a D-I-C-T-I-O-N-A-R-Y ??

MORON !!

[suprpat]

um, you`re the one who spelled stupid wrong...

[madara67]

You spelt stupid wrong. Ever heard of a dictionary?

[willeyeam069]

you spelled spelled wrong.. maybe you can borrow that dictionary while you're at it.

[madara67]

I'll give you that one. But don't support the asshole my comment was directed at ^^

[smartndumb101]

Actually, genius. It's the past tense of "spelled". Shall we take another try at that dictionary?

[NurseyNancy]

There's not period after 'genius' because that's NOT a sentence, DUMBO!

[surfinpure]

"There's not period"? Way to correct a sentence. LOL

[smartndumb101]

What surfinpure said. This is just really annoying, actually. I've got an A in an advanced English class. I think I'm good in the language department. I do NOT know why I keep answering to this stuff.

[NurseyNancy]

Well, if you don't know, I suggest you get back in to see your shrink ASAP! The Dr. is IN ~~~~>

[smartndumb101]

??? If you don't know that that's a generally accepted saying and it doesn't require a response then I suggest you do the same.

[NurseyNancy]

You missed the comma that should have been placed after "response." I have a place all reserved for YOU in my chemo and radiation room. Just keep smokin' and I'll be there for you ... and my paycheck will be there for ME! lmao

[smartndumb101]

I'm 13, thanks :) Don't plan on ruining my life by smoking. And you NEVER put the period inside quotes. It's a rule we get points off of tests for. And it's necessary for any type of writing.

[smartndumb101]

Oops, I didn't specify. I was referring to air quotes. The other rule that that could be confused with is about something a bit different. It's about doing what you did and putting it inside the quotes and just leaving as is. But it's for theoretical quotations? Something along those lines.

[Mavbhj2006]

You ALWAYS put periods and commas inside quotes. You must not go to a very good school.

[smartndumb101]

No, actually. She was referring to a word specifically. The period should have been outside the quotes. If you were taking a quote from a book and it had a comma or period before the end quote then you don't put comma outside it. Ok, you all realize I'm 13, right? I know 8th grade English, not college level. I'm fairly certain if you're exaggerating (That was "fun".) or referring to a word it's outside the quotes. It's not even a "quote" to begin with. See the point?

[iamintexas]

I think they are still inside the quotes.

(that was "fun.") (that was "fun") if in the middle of a sentence you are using.

[ziggy72170]

@NurseyNancy Merry Christmas,(from:a non-smoker).

[Ooloosoon]

...very nice and to be honest not much of a JUMP from the "Reality" of the situation here.

Actually the BANKSTER BAILOUT was ever MORE INSANE

The BANKSTERS LOBBY "your government" to KEEP THE BORDERS WIDE OPEN...so the BANKSTERS can SELL THEM CREDIT and even 30 YEAR HOME LOANS (..to ILLEGAL ALIENS (lol)

Then when these loand go BUST..The BANKSTERS RUSH TO "your Government" THEY OWN and FORCE YOU TO NOT ONLY PAY THESE LOANS

But Also BILLIONS IN "Bonus" MONEY TO THE BANKSTERS! (lol)

[BeantownJim]

hysterical  hahahahaha

[Hooflahn]

o many chain letters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LlUuKkEe123123]

hahahahahaha, funny, asshole

[Lordiden]

FUCK u u piece of SHIT!! im gonna fucking destroy your profile with my damn cock u fagget stop it with the stupid fucking 8 year old messagesBITCH!!shi!!

[KilledCookie]

I read it. nothing happened. You're an idiot. Now we'll have to burn you alive. Have a nice day!!!

[ojfraz]

Santa give it up ! They had their tally before u even spoke . This is'nt no major issue to them !!!!!

[orresnorreee]

hahahahaha

[ogostaboy]

didn't expect that video to be so good.

[inthebluescrossroad]

The last oil spike in prices proved that cars are obsolete. 4 almost 5 dollars a gallon! wtf, it was either go to school, or work, or skip on some groceries. Mass transportation is the way to go. If you've ever been to Japan you can see how great a system like that would work for us here in America.

[koolaidmasta]

lol was that real?

[Walaffle]

dude are u frikin serious? they jsut edited it well lol

[koolaidmasta]

i meant did a guy actually dress up like santa and ask for a bailout xD

[fatjohn1408]

yes, if you mean it that way, yes it was real.

[gestekoe]

Wow, you are an idiot, the guy playing Santa is an actor and is actually in a lot of movies and TV shows.

[Thiswarisours56212]

what is the the gmc or w/e hearing???

[sharpiepensrok]

This is well good ;D

[toastandjam1967]

It's Mr. Heckles, from Friends!

[fatjohn1408]

I know

[KhmerIshMe]

That.. is just amazingly true. XD

[cudb2ladylike4u]

2:38 - hilarious!!

[cudb2ladylike4u]

This is sooo funny - what a great idea!

[duanerichardson]

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[duanerichardson]

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[blogotube]

Happy Easter 2 U Greeks.

[Guardian408]

God Bless the 1st amendment! Let's keep it alive with all the others...Best Reguards!

[windoes98se]

i feel bad for the mexicans, the us is really "fat"

[windoes98se]

lolz

[SueBeaWho]

Whoops I spoke too soon, he sure looks like Stanton to me!

[duanerichardson]

You mean that ISN'T Stanton????

[SueBeaWho]

He sure looks like him, I thought I saw a different name in the credits...have to get to work no time to even rewatch the vid. I could have sworn it was Stanton!

[SueBeaWho]

Santa is Harry Dean Stanton.

[windoes98se]

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/▌

/ \post bob everywhere! He will rule youtube!

[bubble4dash]

mate most things on you tube shit me this was very interesting.and funny

[sinularia]

Search for the article "Geithner's Dirty Little Secret" by F William Engdahl.

He really explains what happened, and that the beneficiaries were 5 big banks with uncurable derivative problems. The money that inexplicably was given to them constitutes a financial coup d'etat by the major bankers behind the NWO (New World Order). The "credit problems" were artificially created by them to facilitate their plot.

[insanegrizzlybear]

santa's little helper is pretty hot

[BeantownJim]

Flying AUDI hahahaha

[BeantownJim]

hahahahahahaha

[rumpelstillskin65]

lol great video