Battlefield 3 Beta - Best. Pilot. ever.

[WarDog276]

the ULTIMATE vtoal.

[Izzlondor2]

Any landing you walk away from is a good one I suppose....

[darkness26532]

BE ADVISE someone want to kick your ass over

[xxDelanoy7xx]

holly crap i got 104 thumbs up lol?

[redreaper2020]

well that looks realistic

[johnnyD440]

the tow truck guy is going to piss himself

[Texarmageddon]

Man if i were an engineer ... i would have repaired it and stole that dudes jet

[maziodor]

Flight command: you feeling alright pilot

Pilot: Isht okay

Flight comand: head back to base

Pilot: okey okey i shee the...hiccup...runwaysh

Flight command: no thas a tree

Pilot: I godit I godit

Flight command: why the hell did we hire a drunken lumberjack... Wait there are trees right outside...

[bestusernameverofl]

and thats why you wear your seatbelt kids. its the law

[thriller415]

it should be A lucky pilot if he has a great pilot he wouldn't of crashed

[KaBlezZ]

@thriller415 its called sarcasm

[Warcraft465]

heh he only survived cause the jet knew leroy jenkins

[ArcangelZero7]

Jets just stop when they hit trees? o.O I remember in the other games just hitting a leaf that happened to be floating by would either seriously damage or outright destroy you lol. XD

[TigerRifle1]

If Al Queda ever declares Jihad on trees this will be their training video.

[924bak]

so thats how you park a jet

[MrMassey904]

"Yeah, I wake up in the morning and I piss excellent!"

[fastfreddie8]

Stop using Skyrim jokes!

[R0BL0XS]

YOU ASS HOLE YOU DESTROYED ONE OF MY MANY THOUSAND TREES XD

[ShottySnipa417]

Who needs VTOL aircraft when you can accomplish this?

[BlueRaptorTiger]

That's how the lumberjacks do it in the Air Force.

[bakedinspiration]

nice park job

[raydavid300]

I used to be a pilot myself, then I took an arrow to the knee

[BilliamROFL]

I accidentally landed an f35 upside down the other day... Prehaps that's how australians do it

[KRKATANAKID]

Autopilot FTW!

[U4ricks]

That is the most coordinated high five ever!!!

[Thunderbird457]

fucking hell same thing happened in my back yard, i was fucking pissed off, do you know how big that plane really is ffs!?

[sallytoothfuck]

ive done that in a alley way on that one island map.

[Rufuzz2]

i like how every single BF3 vid on youtube has a arrow to the knee joke made by atleast one person.

[18rubiks]

@Rufuzz2 i've seen arrow to the knee comments on videos that aren't even about video games. those comments are everywhere.

[real1biker]

i saw the tower falling

[DeathlyVolts]

HOW? o+O

[tipology]

Lmao idk why this made me laugh so hard. Maybe the fact that he got out and was surprised there was a jet there

[BurritoDefeater]

I prefer to do it in a tree but that works too

[TogetherNoobsTriumph]

thats one way to do it...

[retardedmonkeyonweed]

pc?



[MrHoneyChicken]

dear me

[ChrisTheBruteSniper]

ooowwww this isnt where I parked my jet..

[wwe6195]

worst. pilot. ever.

[KDP3200]

Wut?

[InfidelOpsSniper]

In soviet russia you park jets.

[oSirkillalot]

whats with all this THEN I TOOK ---- TO TH KNEE

[TasteTestStudios]

@oSirkillalot

In skyrim the guards say "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee." It's been a popular quote to change for a laugh on youtube.

[Klasvich]

@TasteTestStudios If you have adventurer problems I feel bad for you, son. I dodged 99 Arrows, but my knee took one.

[robloxandpikminfan]

Inertia? What Inertia?

[retardedmonkeyonweed]

how did u get jets and different maps on the beta.You were playing the full game

[Donut117]

@retardedmonkeyonweed no.look in the upper right hand corner. the beta watermark is there. there were caspian border servers during the beta, you just had to do some hacky stuff to get in them.

[SimpleMachineMusic]

well that's one way to park a jet

[Zebco96]

You forgot to put money in the parking meter!

[TheJsbrow12]

There's no towing this thing, your gonna have to call in a C-130 Hercules.

[trudaftgunpunk]

I've done that too, there is something about that area,

[Klasvich]

Sir, we are going to have to tow your jet.

[PrownToOwn]

@Klasvich offishur i shwear to drunk, im not god.

[johnnyD440]

@Klasvich JUST WAIT THE TOW TRUCK IS GOING TO SHAT HIMSELF!

[burningsponge]

STUCK IT!

[pebsham12]

In soviet russia, plane park you:)

[XSikGameStudiosX]

Best parallel park ever. You my friend...are a legend.

[DarKSoNTHeLegEnd]

sucks for the guy who gonna have to tow that xD

[billybobjoe0976]

ima have to tow that...

[Chrisx700]

I used to be a tree, but then I took a jet to the knee.

[The117sparten]

@Chrisx700 FUCK YOU YOU COPIED A COMMENT BITCH FUCK YOU

[xxDelanoy7xx]

i used to be a tree, but i took a jet to the knee

[TheIIOscarII]

@xxDelanoy7xx would be better if you said "i used to be a tree, but i took a jet to the bark" :P

[PhantomCaptin]

@xxDelanoy7xx tree's do not have knees.

[thedeviantguy]

@PhantomCaptin da fuck? u docta suess?

[Just2Comment789]

@xxDelanoy7xx *to the trunk

[packthebeer]

@xxDelanoy7xx and became a log

[ThatCakesASpy]

thats just dumb luck

[positivJosh]

meh, ive done better... mine exploded

[lusiousvladislousv3]

how can that possibly be the best pilot ever he didnt even kill anyone and ther is a runway where you can land the plane

[RAGExGamingHD]

@lusiousvladislousv3 And the award for "Realising the title was being sarcastic" goes to....

[jt33396]

derp is right!

[iRant4u]

He was flying well until he took an arrow in the knee.

[ajarmetta]

i use to be a pilot like you then i took a rocket to the knee

[pivot1004]

@ajarmetta  skirym joke

[Jackal3496]

I didn't know you could parallel park jets.  lol

[Hearnyboii99]

LLLLIIIIIIIIIIKE A GLLLOOOOOOOOVEEEEE

[ZrGMembers]

I Used To Do That Shit Then I took A n arow to the knee

[Chavways]

@ZrGMembers You are so original and unique.I have never seen that joke made before.My mind is baffled by your awesomeness.Is that referenced from Skyrim? Wow you are good.

[1996MacGruber]

hahah that guy isnt up his self is he ahhhhahahahah lol, cocky internet tough guys make me laugh

[MrAllforpc]

whoohohoooohoooooo ho hooooo whaha ha blahahaha wha ha ha whaaaat??!!! hahahahaha THIS made me LOL so hard, my sister is staring at me like im crazy.

LOLOLOL

[woodwhips]

@MrAllforpc

omfg doode!!!!! xDDDXDDDDXDXDXD rite??!!! lol sisters stinkxDXDXDXD@@@@!!!! &&//bb its cold outside

[coder928]

Typical youtube cunt # 1:"I used to fly like this, but then i took an arrow to the knee."

Youtube fag # 2: "thats how chuck norris lands."

[SpraxIAKS]

@coder928 Pretty much.

[cRizy89]

nicely parked!

[Markkkkk26]

In Russia tree parks you?

[lVl4GIIKGaming]

trashmaster341 this isn't GTA 

[Goshujinsama01]

i've done this before, cept i went through the trees :D

[RelentlessHealer]

@Goshujinsama01 I've done this before, except I exploded upon hitting the tree.

[HueJazzz]

fuck... all this talking about landing jets... is making me horny :D!

[trigerhappy011]

how the hell did you not blow up

[porage98]

Haha thats how russians park!

[cole40000]

LOL i was expecting like epic flips and close missle dodging ( thats what i get for expecting)

[LegoComando]

AND ALSO LOOK AT THE TREE IT JUST FELL DOWN

[LegoComando]

that lucky son of a gun look at 0:20

[WalkingDeadFlyer]

GOOD!

[PmanCheeser]

He's like a leaf on the wind...

[ZoneTrooper2010]

and people call me lucky....

[oh7mak]

best pilot ever, perfect parking

[NFuNFu]

i did the same thing!!!!

[xXxSHADOW58xXx]

Hay bf3 have 4wheeler??

[C4BOMBERC4]

ahahhahaha derp :P

[LoneEagle6348]

Been there, done that. Now try taking off again.

[Feircejaguar]

Wood > Military Grade Metallic Composites. FACT.

[ChronosTheDemon]

I'm pretty sure that jet is parked illegally.

[trashmaster341]

my gamer tag is xx green beret want proof send me a messige and ill show you big mouth and its T BOGIT dumb ass see you there

[TheLasserik]

No problem ;P

[MrTecExpert]

change the title to "best jet surviver"

[mnr8788]

i expected to see this pilot shoot a bunch of stuff down and get lots of kills not randomly land on a tree

[raparator]

emergency landing lol

[steviecheeze1]

Lol the reason the jet didnt explode was because it was so *shocked* from your terrible flying skills

[utubekid132]

@trashmaster341 wtfamireading.jpg

[NightHawk41094]

@trashmaster341 LMAO Seriously.. You talking shit about BoGt and you cant even spell it right? Original GTA pilot my ass, your not shit if you play ballad.. Just saying.

[Woeisluke]

@trashmaster341 wat.

[OrientalTech]

@Woeisluke im confused too

[edawg792]

@Woeisluke He's referring to the Grand Theft Auto IV expansion pack, The Ballad of Gay Tony. And that he'll have your chopper on fire in no time. Just another troll lol.

[MrVDC1996]

@trashmaster341 have u ever played bf3 gta helicopters are way easier to control than the ones on battlefield

[sushi064]

@MrVDC1996 and real helicopters are hell to control.

[rynasty]

@trashmaster341 That might be the coolest story EVER bro!

[TheAmericanDiablo]

@trashmaster341 gta takes no skill

[MrDanter03]

@trashmaster341 This is Battlefield. Not GTA.

[thedude1325]

@trashmaster341 I have never seen such a poorly constructed sentence, with so many grammar mistakes, in my entire life.

[psychomange]

@trashmaster341 soooo you didn't actually watch this video right?

[PrFcj0137]

@trashmaster341 get shmacked

[TehMoMoman]

@trashmaster341 what the fuck.

[Sunburn5867]

@trashmaster341 u know that gta is unrealistic as hell dont u?

[justshutup1011]

@trashmaster341 since when the fuck are gta and bf3 the same?

[NewVegasKrazy]

@trashmaster341 this is BATTLEFIELD 3 not GTA: BOGT

[Philospher7]

@trashmaster341 I laugh heartily at your flight attempt, and declare that were this Grand Theft Auto 4, Ballad of Gay Tony, all would perceive myself as the better aviator. I also state it as a truth that were you piloting a rotary wing aircraft within Grand Theft Auto 4, the Ballad of Gay Tony, that vehicle would spontaneously combust within five seconds of lift-off. I am the indubitable GTA aeronautics master.

[iRant4u]

@trashmaster341 Your argument is invalid. Response error 404, cannot find appropriate response relevant to IQ level.

[krackerjacx]

@trashmaster341 so your admitting you cant fly for shit on bf3

[NoName1122100]

@trashmaster341 hhahah learn to speak before you try to threaten someone

[WarNerd16]

@trashmaster341 fag.  nuff said

[TheMultimacdrizzle]

@trashmaster341 Wtf are you talking about this isint even fucking GTA?

[myrandomspaces]

@trashmaster341 HAHA GTA get a life

[BENDOVER9810]

@trashmaster341 gta flying is sooo easy

[rcoldandgold]

@trashmaster341 im pretty sure this is battlefield not gta... just sayin

[MrSaintSoulja]

@trashmaster341 i is genuinely confused by your logic.

[Sephirothskr]

This happened to me before to. Except I took off.

[loopofpoop]

wheeeeeeeeee *instant stop* ... wat. and then an rpg flies at your face BOOM!

[londrapalace]

This happened to me too but I stayed in the jet. LIKE A BOSS!

[maltemer]

I managed to do something similar while getting stuck to a rock on the ground on the same map.

And then I managed to get the plane free from the rock and take off again. Quite nice.

[jsanchez720]

YES I FINNALY GOT A JET .....awww. :(

[WUZIGULUHU]

today i couldn't pull up fast enough and i ran into the building across the street but i didn't blow up until i waited 10 seconds like an idiot

[MrJOHNY347]

is this pc?

[PowerfulProducti0nz]

It ran out of gas just before you hit the ground too hard..

[lFUCKEDYOURMOM]

That's how real men land.

[turkanator123]

Thats how chuck norris gets to work :P

[tesully08]

i did that but it just got stuck in 2 trees so i fixed it and tried to take off and it start spinning in circles like a fucking tazmanian devil and blew the fuck up :(

[pseudogenesis]

"Oh no, lockon tone!

EMERGENCY LANDING!"

[DoctorNambu]

Did that with the A-10 in the woods, I thought that it would be a good idea to leave it but my friend got in, held down the gas and blew up....good video.

[MegaGamers4ever]

Hey How silver, on the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[EarthKiller312]

russian style :D

[Cha0sFerret]

Now take off from there.

[centurionl]

whats so great? thats the way i park my f-35 everywhere

[die2GAMER1]

o so thats how you go to the supermarket! :D

respekt with a handgun in youre hand and with the newest car!

and awesome parking skills! :D xD

[chripspoe]

"Hey, can I park here?"

[NoobsAreUsh]

I'm gonna need a Carfax on this thing

[ElitexPolska]

What were u trying to do, cuz you would just be derp if u wanted to crash ur jet...

[I3ellamy09]

Like a boss! No fucking around parking that thing :P

[blacksheepwall79]

Gusy, he was trying to break the record for low flight, JEEZ leave him alone...

[Mrsiepel]

Remember kids, we're parked next to the tree

[keltonnewman]

tom cruise before top gun

[tapeafriend]

i love finding jets like that

[marklbrc]

thats how you park a jet!.. WTF dude

[LacrosseWorld]

Umm...

[brettskidarkside]

'Liiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeee­ a glove!'