Mass Effect 2 - Gorgeous Female shepard "Last best hope" fanvid

[FightkingSNF]

Jacob: You know what? Forget the prize

[mhouchens262]

This femshep: Hey Garrus, got a min...

Garrus: Can it wait for a bit, I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[skat3b0ard420]

KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS

[Papadopoulos117]

FOREVER ALONE SHEPARD!

[iLLxBTR]

its jay-z's sister

[NordicPride91]

Joseph Merrick's emo daughter anyone?

[XenoAlbedo]

Why the dislikes?

[Droidek74415]

OH MY GOD!

you did Sarah Jessica Parker's Face Perfectly! :O

[MrPawsPause]

why are the top two comments the same? 

[mikesauce2009]

oh god lol that cracked me up good. as soon as I started this vid up, I knew it was a joke vid.

[EpicMicky300]

Meranda “Give him another dose… and while your at it, some sionide.

[EpicMicky300]

i think the cerberus face reconstructor was a monkey

[FRE3RUN115]

thats not the best miranda thats forever alone

[FRE3RUN115]

forever alone

[mestudios101]

OH GOD KILL IT WITH A CAIN

[Wolfsrain90]

That's okay. I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway.

[justinlax39]

Shepard didn't blow up the collector base, Thayer all just committed suicide

[erettew]

Oh my god. It's funny and scary as hell at the same time. That deserves to be nuked.

[thecrackisalie]

Your Shepard is the epitome of sexy.

[DarthMessias]

What. the. f...?

[esltr91]

haha

ahahahah

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH­A

[alberto16ism]

what is the elephant doing in this game

[Warrior536]

Shepard: Illusive Man, I though we would be meeting face to face.

TIM: ...A necessary precaution.

[gabitzu1996]

=)))))) lol



[hartz2015]

Donkey Kong?

[xIxxGOTxxDIBSx]

WTF

[darkdesigns]

Kill it with fire!

[halranger]

looooooool

[ScottJackson117]

Billions of credits spent on bringing back that thing?

[X7XyourselfX7X]

Mass defect

[Saber10inch]

quite bangable actually!

[justinlax39]

oh god, what the, kill it kill it kill it

[Shatteredworld]

loooooooooooool



[typicalwhiteperson7]

Damn she hot!

[ioareign]

Lol glichness cant wait to see the holes in 3

[ItamarO93]

Quick! Kill it with fire!

[Peelzkeelz]

Shepard wakes up after being rebuilt by Cerberus looks in mirror.... I'm commander Shepard and I need a paper bag.

[MalletMann]

Looks like a monster from Amnesia: The Dark Descent.

[khamza111]

should have known you wouldnt settle for the captains quarters-miri biting her fatty chin *dramatic music*

[HanzoPikeno]

Oh man, I nearly blew my load.

[djslapdash]

Dr Mordin utilised his genius in order to help this fem shep.

He gave her a paper bag.

[AvengedArsonist]

i rofl'd when i heard her speak XD

[DarkFarkoProductions]

oh dear god! i puked in my mouth!!!!!

[Adgenar]

Am I the only one who considered vomiting?

[ShiroBen]

She came back wrong.

[DeathDealer1997]

Nice job Cerberus, you did a great job, best job ever done (sarcasm)

[ffinfinity1]

Omg AND a man voice.

[tasken5]

they shouldn't have brought ber back to life...they really shouldn't have....

[DarthRalek]

Think Cerberus kinda dropped the ball when rebuilding Shepard... Ouch

[Slamexo]

IT'S A MAN!?

[Froodrook]

Miranda: Looks like this wasn't Shepards body after all.

Wilson: What?! who's body is it then?

Miranda: Joseph Merrick

[AusMarkus]

Hell, I'd still hit it!

[jsf333]

lol scary

[5440Borderline]

Can you actually make your character look like this? This is hilarious.

[lildickheads]

shepard got the mumps

[LeoKnightZ]

Dude you gave some fucking nightmares man!!!!

[mrbing993]

That what happens when the Lazarus Project turns into a botched revival attempt.

[sibling]

Angela Merkel!



[Kingbeastguy]

Illusive man: Miranda...can I talk to you for a second?

Miranda: Of course sir

Illusive Man: I told you bring Shepard back as she was correct?

Miranda: Yes sir

Illusive Man: Well, can you tell me if Shepard had a flop of skin with her mouth on it before the Project?

Miranda: No sir?

Illusive Man: Then what the FUCK!? did you do with the funding I gave you?!

[Mucis]

DAMN SHES SEXY !

[ninethreefivesix]

OMG LOLOLOLOLOL <3<3<3

[Fishdogpigsquirrel]

She has an African look to her.

[ScottJackson117]

Shepard: I thought we'd be having this conversation face-to-face.

Illusive Man: A neccesary precuasion......

[mikesauce2009]

@ScottJackson117

Hahahah Very good sir.

[DoomTay]

So...this isn't the result of hacking or anything like that?

[CanukCoconut]

I found this video difficult to masturbate to.

[LilLynnie2]

WTF! We should never have played God!

[TheRome111]

whats the code

[Mrcapo100]

You gotta be kedding me

[Zwartekaka]

Well its Meg Griffin from Family Guy!

[spartandud3]

Character Code!

[jocke706]

i must sign this into my rule book, dont look at a video where the title says gorgeous female shepard. or else you will see a monkey

[Saiko47]

What have you done?!

[Csanad121]

this looks like the infected civilian in warcraft 3

[erth7i8]

burn that abomination

[dauntershi]

......... No words can describe this. And no scientist can explain how I literally shit bricks laughing at this.

[MrWader121]

So epic!

[VinWizzy]

Shepard: Do you got a minute?

Garrus: * Looks at face* Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[VinWizzy]

Damn. I was expecting a hot female Shepard. That sh*t is f***ing hideous!

[Jacey521]

When she talked I pissed my pants.

[MJ1284]

I can almost hear Joker saying "Commander, why the long face?"

[MasterSniper343]

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTT­TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFF

[stefman666]

hawt

[TheFinalEpic]

ROFL HAHAHAHAH

[GamerDrago]

Would you mind sharing the face code?

[tarja82]

oh shit!!! come back to Mordor!!!!!

[Ocelotte]

@tarja82 Hahahaha WIN. This video is also epic win.

[Stinger1303]

planet-of-apes-shepard^^

[Nmitch555]

hmmm looks like cerberus rebuilding shepard didnt go to plan......

[3ni6ma]

Even 50,000 Platinum can't fix that shit. :P

[Triangularthing]

WHAT THE SHIT!

[Foxman955]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHH

[danishrahmad11]

omg she's so beutiful

[XxNightngalexX]

lol that was good 

[GhostRyder1172]

Oh my God. WTF is that?!?!?!

[maddogbravo713]

I'd hit that.

[MrWileCoyot]

Shepard: RUTH  BABY RUTH RUTH BABYRUTH. HAY YOU GUYS!!!!!!!

[Hiyama420]

D:

[bsaltau34]

lol think they fucked up when they brag ya back from the dead

[StirFryMassacre]

I Lol'd.

[Mitaruto]

XD My drink is all over my monitor.....and it's an improvement!

[ZarosTemplar]

was i the only one to get a boner over this?

[Axeface1]

@ZarosTemplar Hmm, I think so :)

[jedimaster1326]

@ZarosTemplar

nope.........

[Baboy318]

Duke Nukem: Shiiiit.. I'd still hit it!

[ShadowWolfRising]

..........wow

[Dworak84]

LOL



[evilsandwichman]

No No NO you guys have got it all wrong she looks like dora but mutated!XD

[mclovinakapascal]

Mass Effect 2: Galaxy of the Apes

[beanelisa]

she looks like my aunt when she wakes up

[Octobersky1770]

OMG it's it's the Elephant Woman!

[lommyloo]

Jesus, Miranda clearly doesn't get paid enough to romance that!!

[Fir3Dir3]

hahahahha

[Testedformybros]

What a trooper.

[VoLtrex31]

OH MY GOD... how do i suppose to play the game again.... i got nightmares ...

[DarkDisturbedDex]

Why the long face?

[megaminomakai]

but... the priiiize!?!? D:

[HeDothJest]

Ahhh! its the elephant woman!

[TheMightyRotz]

Looks a bit like Angela Merkel? xD

[darkitp]

planet of the apes : mass effective

[Lloydy0151]

Why the long face?

[BWIENS789]

Oh god! Kill it!

[ita14]

Is that Sarah Jessica Parker?

[stoogemoedude]

How did this happen? An epically fail switch in the ini file from male-->female?

[prankster335]

Harbinger: I AM ASSUMMING THE FETLE POSITION..........

[Jeowulf08]

@prankster335

Or alternatively:

Harbinger: YOU WILL KNOW PAIN, JOHN KERRY'S LONG LOST TWIN SISTER! HEHEH... LONG!

[infamouzkj]

id still hit it...with a bat

[Thaddiousz]

@Spikezx7 I don't remember how, but you basically skin swap them... Which is also how they got the freakish face.

[SirDeathboot]

COMMONDOR SHOPOD

[Freeride600]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! :D

[HARVSTO]

FUCK ME.

[mcz1945]

i cant stop loling :D

[ilurvebigbutts]

Hey Shepard, why the long face?

[Spikezx7]

how did you get a female shepard in a romance with miranda?

[ihasthecrazies]

Miranda: There. On the monitor. Something's wrong.

Wilson: She is reacting to outside stimuli. Showing awareness to her surroundings. W-wait.. Oh my god, Miranda... Something is..... OH MY GOD SHE IS MUTATING!

Miranda: Damnit, Wilson! Give her the sedative! Oh... Oh no.... I've come to far to let this to happen now!

Wilson: Heart rate still climbing. Brain activity is off the charts! Stats pushing into the red zone. What the fuck?! OH GOD, NO!

Miranda: Give me a gun, I CAN'T LET IT LIVE.

[Axeface1]

@ihasthecrazies Hehe :D

[FoAmY99]

@ihasthecrazies Wilson: OHHHHH WHY DID WE PLAY GOD????

[ApplesauceBandit]

I lol'd.

[VampirateYuki]

Why the long face?

[HayabusaNoTsuchi]

This completely surprised me.

[aaabbbeee]

This made me lmao so fuckin hard

[Squiddlysplooch]

the helmet visor it does nothing!

[DJZephyr]

Ah, Lazarus budget cuts. I'da rather they didn't even TRY than do THAT.

[Quionic7]

Joseph Merrick's wife.

[RyanEdge]

holy crap, I didn't know you could play as sarah jessica parker!

[DecodeEdmontonGamers]

WHAT IN THE-

[paulus1st]

Stupid monkey Speherd

[krifa91]

OMG She's beautiful! :O

[UTcommando]

MY EYES!! MY EYES!! *flips helmet visor shut and curls up in a fetal position*

[catpoop7]

Meh. I'd still tap that.

[nexuesdeuxe]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! I JUST FUCKIND DIED!!!! AHAHAHAHA. this is too god damn funny

[attffgg]

kinda epic!

[techstepman]

wow!cerberus didnt do a very good job reconstructing shepard in your game!lol.the game is indeed different for everyone!

[xHOTSHOTZZx]

ASSUMING DIRECT HEAD! :D

[dograbbitbeaver]

long face is looooong

[zeen10]

Why the long face, love?

[Hichaoz]

whooo shit what did you do with her?

oh man that is ...hard

[downtownford]

so elephantiasis still exists in the 22nd century

[EnclaveCommando]

Something went definetly wrong during the Lazarus Project. :O

[HUNAdamus94]

I think grunt just kissed her.

[AstatineMime]

You know... You just gave me the idea to make Steve Tyler on Mass Effect...

[Ryuuken117]

"Shepard, I have some good news and some bad news."

"HRARGHLALWARGL"

"The good news is that you have all your old powers, and the body of a gorgeous woman."

"AWARHGLALA!"

"The bad news? Oh, yes; during the Lazarus Project, the only face donor we could find was the Elephant Man."

"WAHGHLAL!"

[cronus2196]

lol y the long face

[Terryfan]

WTF?

[CaptainRoyMustang170]

WTF

[Tali8Zora]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH AH HAHAAHAAHAH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES BURN!!!!

[prankster335]

Thank you, you have created a new set of nightmares for me to enjoy for the next few weeks

[LazerNun]

Ok, how the fuck did you do this

[LloydChristmas777]

LOL, haven't laughed so hard in awhile.

[ShadowSoldior]

One man stands between the destruction of the galaxy, and he has...A VAGINA.

[ImaXXeatXXyeh]

Our last, best hope.....is part camel????

[Ammo1174]

My EYES, they BUUUURRRRNNNNN

[Zephymos]

Why the long face?