Dan LeBatard Rant After Jets Week 1 Loss

[evangmm]

this applies so well to their 2011 season, too. J-E-T-S SUCK SUCK SUCK!

[MrClucth13]

LMAOO Overrated ass jets. Youll never win a super bowl

[MattsKickz89]

what makes this so great is the fact that we raped the patriots in week 2 and then beat the crap out of miami the next week afterwards

lebatard is a tool who should kill himself

[johnnypocketable]

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[SBB2711]

This was a great rant LeBatard. A couple of the Jets players were listening to it before the AFC championship game. Chad Henne's really good though, he's a step up from Cleo Lemon or that other QB we didn't need so you picked him up. Go get lost in LeBron's ass hole, while the Phins will continue to suck whale cock

[SlipSlydinLydin]

@SBB2711 Has anyone seen Dan Le Batard's new show on ESPN 2? It should be called "Pardon the Cancellation!"

[edpoo86]

@SlipSlydinLydin its still here, bitch

[DaAmericanWanksta]

the music makes this even better.....need i say more??

[EKAA25]

I'm a Jets fan, and yeah this was pretty hilarious after the first game. But not so much now.

[cpress75]

Does he ever rant about the fins?

[bowenra]

Same Old Jets... in the AFC Championship again

[robytrice22]

I can't believe I just saw this when it happened in week 1. A nigga in tears right now

[homieNJ]

playoffs son

[lgcfsr]

now look whose out of the playoffs lol

[gierbolini90210]

whats the name of the song in the rant?

[MacLotr]

@gierbolini90210 Carmina Burana

[notorious414]

we need part 2 now

[kap99]

@notorious414 make that part 3 after today

[sticky133400]

Jets fans are loudmouth douchebag new yorker assholes. Pat fans are pussy bitches just like thier qb.

[flclfanman]

And now they're 9-2 :O

awesome rant BTW

[slandi05]

to all jets fans... just wait til your next meeting with new england... your first place will be your wild card bid after we're done with you

[1313Steve1313]

9-2! NINE AND TWOOOO GIVE IT TO ME AGAIN NINE AND TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. 1ST PLACE. FIRST PLACEEEEEEEEEEE

[AKAKingJames]

@1313Steve1313 Pats whopped dat ass! Jets are overated once again! Be lucky to make the playoffs after losing to the Bears lol.

[1313Steve1313]

@AKAKingJames we still clinched after that game and the jags loss. typical pats fanboy just gay for brady. J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS.

[AKAKingJames]

@1313Steve1313 With the ay the Jets are playing heading into the playoffs, I wouldn't be so happy if I were you. And I don't like the Pats. I am a Browns fan and I invite you to take all the shots at the Browns you want. I don't care lol. I know this, Jets won't win the superbowl!

[bredtski]

@Limabean367 true, but seriously man, you wait until 11 weeks of football are played to chime in with that. At least I went out on a limb in week 1. Your serioulsy playing monday morning quarterback now? Man, your a hell of a guy bro. Im proud of you.

[peaceandmetal88]

Was this supposed to be funny or something?

[keauno2003]

Jets Fan-base Fireman Inbred. That's Epic.

[a0316s]

Maybe leb retard should make a rant about the dolphins special teams. Awesome punt protection. SERIOUSLY.

[MegaFisherman94]

@a0316s Ever heard the "gone to hell" song of the Dolphins from his show?

[gigas81]

He forgot how many yards there are in a first down. I hope I never get hit that hard.

[patmegroin111]

this is great classic stuff! leretard shows that even 2nd rate slouches can get a job in florida

[MrHankytheCOON]

wow lebatard hows that fucking loss look like now u piece of shit

[pjhoody]

idiots thant rant over orchestra soundtracks sound like even bigger idiots.

[leo12namath]

dan lebatard hangs around mens bathrooms

[dtrain771]

you wanna dish it out you better accept all the shit talk you hack and clown

[a0316s]

LeBatard is such a shitty journalist. Nice wins by the phins last night, OH WAIT.

[GuckFoogle]

whats so dangerous about this clown dan lebatard?? hes such a tool

[ItaLianMexiCanKiDD]

the dude in the background is like... having an orgasm. these two guys, are faggots.

[dabonksta]

That was cute for WK 1 so what's being said now after WK 3 with a Fins 31-23 LOST to the JETS?

[nyj2237]

our tight end that didnt know where he was...well he found himself in your endzone. TWICE.

[azbeerdrinker]

FU LeBatard you are eating this crap now. The Jets own NY all you Giants fans that posted BS hater crap on the Jets How does it feel after that beat down the Titans gave to ya? You all got off on this moron DL and I love it. Looks like the Jets got the last laugh on this one!

[TCVB91]

@azbeerdrinker

you guys are 2-1 like the pats and the phins dude relax.

[notae5]

lmao im literaly laughing right now at every dolphins comment. this is just hilarious. seriously though, every time i see lebatards face i laugh

[kevorama2]

i just want to point out that the G-Men opened the new stadium and ehem THEY WON!!!!

[kevorama2]

i hope every defense rips this damn team apart...jets deserve to be ripped apart after all the friken smack they talked in the offseason...superbowl or bust Rexy? this team won't even make the playoff's

[ItaLianMexiCanKiDD]

@kevorama2

that's why you're an idiot.. haha

[MrFebo91]

if we win this sunday i will make a same video just for you dan lebatard

[GeorgeFord]

This assclown has a crush on Sanchez.

[KINGMIAfan23]

I laugh at all the Jets fans who are all over Sanchez cause he torched a horrible Defense ..The Patriots have a Second year and rookie corner and they used bleeping Randy Moss too...A second and third year safety..a third year MLB, w..ilfork and Bunta cain is thier only vets on D and yall only won by 2 TD's!! The New York Jets are pathetic ...Wait till Miami's Defense sees them

[Vinnydoz007]

Wow this whole thing just made me lose so much respect for this idiot. Your eating your words comepletey this week. They had a bad game, agaisnt what may be the best team in the league. And you count them out? After one game? your a fool. Clearly you have no conception of football or how it works. Seriously, will never listen to this guy again.

[SpicyDonuts]

@Vinnydoz007 I'm not discounting the Jets win vs the Pats but the Ravens are not close to being the best team in the league. You just like to believe that because the Jets lost to them. Let me guess, you think the Jets are going to go 15-1 and win the SuperBowl!? If only life was all rainbows and unicorns.

[Vinnydoz007]

@SpicyDonuts i do not think the Jets are the best team in the league. I do think, at least prior to the season, the Ravens were a front runner. After two games, their offense looks worse than ours. Regardless.  Lebatards rant has been essentially proven to be nonsense. He like to be overly dramatic, but when your wrong, you should own up to it. Everyone thought the Jets were done after one game. But they clearly are not. Its stupid to make judgements after one game.

[SpicyDonuts]

@Vinnydoz007 Man, Lebatard is hilarious. It was pretty easy to make fun of a team that crowns themselve Superbowl Champs before the season even starts and then they get dominated (the score doesn't tell all my friend) in their brand new stadium week 1. It's not like he said that the Jets would never win a game the rest of the season. You act like the Jets have proven to LeBatard that they a SuperBowl contendets but as you said, do not make judgements after one game.

[Vinnydoz007]

@SpicyDonuts im not making judgements. im saying that the Jets played to their level against the pats. And the Jets got dominated by the Ravens? And lost by one point? That makes no sense. The Jets killed the ravens on defense, and still had 15 penalties and still only lost by 1 point! Your point is nonsense man. I think some of Lebatards rants are funny too, but this one is clearly way over the top.

[SpicyDonuts]

@Vinnydoz007 "Jets got dominated by the Ravens? And lost by by 1 point? That makes no sense." Yes it does, and that shows how one dimensional your views on the game of football is. And if anyone got dominated of offense it was the Jets...TOTAL DOMINATION. There is no possible way you will win a game if you only get 6 first downs, so even though they lost by one point, the Jets NEVER had a chance to win with Sanchez playing the way he was.

[Vinnydoz007]

@SpicyDonuts dude thats ludicrous. The Jets had 14 penalties! And they lost by one point, that is not being dominated! If you want to say the Jets offense got dominated, that I couldnt really argue, but overall our defense did pretty well against them too. Ray Rice got 40 yards on 20 carries. If you want to have a real conversation, feel free man, but stop spitting nonsense. A team doesnt get dominated when they lose by one point, not to mention the TD was from a penalty.

[SpicyDonuts]

@Vinnydoz007 Maybe you don't realize this but 14 penalties indicates a VERY undisciplined team. Hhhmmm I wonder why that could be? Maybe because Rex Ryan keeps tellling his team that they are going to win the superbowl. So I these players think their shit doesn't stink.

Undisciplined teams DO NOT win Super Bowls.

[Vinnydoz007]

@SpicyDonuts undisciplined is not the say as getting dominated man. Stick to one point at a time, I know this is the internet, and the stupider your argument the likely you are to feel vindicated. But come on man. I said they didnt get dominated. I stand by that. Did they play poorly? Sure! But they didnt get dominated. When you weigh the penalties which disapeared in the following game, it seems more like the jets just had a bad game.

[SpicyDonuts]

@Vinnydoz007 You brought up penalties as an excuse, and excuses are for...well Jets fans.

[Vinnydoz007]

@SpicyDonuts were not making excuses no more man. Hate all you want. Jets are for real. 

[Vinnydoz007]

love to see what his rant is tmrw.

[myztikal88]

So is that fucking faggot gonna have anything to say tomorrow?

Fuck Miami

[TCVB91]

Great and the fuckin Jets win too smh............

[ricy802]

no no no! no orchestra again please again!

[soleniak]

uuuuuuugggghhhhhh.........lmao­!

[Xepa105]

J-E-T-S! JETS, JETS, JE...Oh shit, another failed third down!

Ha! Suck it Jets

[Bond7806]

wow whenever he gets the chance he will insult the jets. after 1 game against one of the best defenses in football. miami beat the BILLS??! and when the lose to the vikings i guess there season is over too? okay buddy..week 3 cant come any faster!

[slandi05]

@Bond7806 lol the J-E-T-S SUCK SUCK SUCK. they are so overrated

[metaldude82]

Well, give the 'Phins credit cause they just beat the Vikings. Anyway, please check out my Jets/Pats' video and comment. GO JETS!

[JoeCB1991]

Nailed em

[stimirchand624]

that hurt my feelings.... :(

[gp2485]

LMAO classic!!! And here comes the Pats this sunday to put a nail in the coffin of the Jets hype!!!! GO PATS!!! Still the class of the division!!!

J-E-T-S FRAUDS, FRAUDS, FRAUDS!!!!!!

[sues2nd]

Greatest thing I have ever heard that was football related.

Lebatard is a god!

[cometrally]

NEGUHHHTIVE ONE YAARDD!!!

[bookstar100]

in the words of Mr.Dan LeBatard "BAM"

[zacajewea]

This guy needs some valium. The jets had a rough one, but they were playing a solid defense. They'll do better against the pats on offense, but you can bet that the pats will scored more than 10.

The jenkins thing is a low blow though. 

[ericdonahue44]

anyone know the name to the back round music?

[MrLeftyBurns]

@ericdonahue44 That music is a movement from "Carmina Burana" titled "O' Fortuna" by Carl Orff

[cometrally]

@ericdonahue44

It's called "O Fortuna"... used a lot in sports. It's in a Gatorade commercial too, I believe.

[MDubs585]

1:13

[MDubs585]

1:13

[Jeffrulz]

HAAHAH FUCK THE JETS

[fantavet]

Dan, great rant, great background song. I LOVE IT.

[MrMBergis]

Fuck Rex Ryan he hasnt won shit.

[matthewvalentinas]

Wow. Great job Lebatard. Buy your writers a steak dinner, and if you wrote it buy yourself one. Hilarious.

[hgtydjdjdgh67889]

Epic. 98.5 The Sports Hub in Boston was playing this yesterday during afternoon drive. Great Stuff.

[crestedbutt]

One of the funniest audio clips Ive ever heard. Jets fans deserve it. Loud mouth players, loud mouth coach. Ego maniacal owner. Ignorant, low class, drunk, loud mouthed fans. A freaking joke.

Jeff Lageman lives forever!!!!

[edjr672]

only 1 jet fan has watched this so far. lol

[divorcecourse]

"More penalties than 3 year olds", "your sodomized fan base...fireman inbred" low blows Dan. Such a classy guy.

[Delphinos38]

This is so AWESOME! Give it to me again, one more time.... a new home with great expectations... 6 first downs!!! 125 yards on penalties. The Jet's SUCK!!!!

[Acanaceous]

Ravens fan here. We're very fond of Rex here in Baltimore; I can't speak for everyone, but I hope you can pull it together. Dan LeBatard seems to want to panic, but all you have to do is clean up the defensive penalties; had you not committed so many, we would have lost 9-6. Perhaps even 9-3.

Good luck against the Patriots next week. You're going to need everything you've got to defeat the nefarious Doctor Football (once known as Bill Belichick before Spygate drove him MAD).

[MrMBergis]

The are going to be 0-2 in a few days.

[kalimmortal]

anybody know the name of the song playing in the background??

[mrmatt417]

@kalimmortal

Duel of the Fates. It is from a Star Wars movie.

[Zasztard]

@mrmatt417

WTF no. It may have been featured in a Star Wars movie, but it is not 'from' Star Wars.

The song was composed in 1935. It's pretty much the single most played classical song ever. It's based on a poem written in the thirteenth century.

[cpd4224]

@mrmatt417 It's actually O Fortuna most commonly by Carl Orff

[reichert55]

Funny, but Jesus is that man annoying in this.

[hellonearth94]

LMAO!

[bradyTDmossTDedelman]

hillarious

[SENIORGUMP]

WOW

[miggy25]

I'm a lifelong Jets fan, but that orchestra music in the background while the rant was going on was hilarious LOL

[SUNSNARE06]

J-E-T-S SUCK SUCK SUCK!!!

Jets suck cock, your coach is a fat dickhead and you guys will always be playing second fiddle to the Giants, New York's REAL football team

enjoy being our tenant in the New Giants Stadium, JETS SUCK COCK

[MrMBergis]

Sanchez is the most overrated player in the NFL 12 td and 20 ints

[flowerdrop1]

@MrMBergis isnt Sanchez like 65 life time QB rating? R O F L M A O

[jimmytwotimez]

@asgRYAN relax

[bskingkong]

@asgRYAN hahaha just like last year when we swept you right out of your own stadium...oh waits it's still not "YOURS (Jets)"....it's GIANTS stadium...hahahaha

[qbanboy82]

@asgRYAN Imagine how many continents you could feed with Rex Ryan then....

[qbanboy82]

@asgRYAN @asgRYAN Imagine how many continents you could feed with Rex Ryan then....

[iamborat1]

Ray Lewis fuckin cracked Dustin Keller. made him stupid. GO DOLPHINS!

[trsean]

Why does the one dude sound like he's cumming?

[m2e1]

@trsean rex ryan moan impression lol

[MrMBergis]

Best Ish Ever! Ray Lewis served them

[kazam92]

EPIC

[Andemur]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bredtski]

That is some good stuff man! Love the bandwagon jet fans/commentators/announcers/N­Y/NJ Media. I live in NJ and IM a Miami fan because this has been this way since I can remember and IM 36! All sorts of hype all offseason EVERY SINGLE YEAR! HUGE NY expectations! After 1 game- total destruction and chaos!!! This happens every year around here to the Mets too! I love it!!! So happy! Couldnt happen to a better team! GO FINZ!!!

[metaldude82]

The NY/NJ media seems to love to stir up controversy. Please check out my Dolphins' video and leave a comment. Also, on my Jets' video. Thanks.

[MiamiPhins28]

Haha I love it. Rex is a fool, before the game he said "I have no concerns about my team." and "If we win the turnover battle, we can't lose." A few hours later he is eating his words. And we all know he loves to eat. Go Dolphins.

[bigmoneyrog]

Just

End

The

Season!

[MiamiMike215]

He went so hard. Loved it.

[manofsteel305]

Hello mr. jet, my name is Ray.....SMASH!!!

[yoshneez]

Jets after 1 game... Fireman Dead!!

[Paganbass]

ROTFLMAO!!!! EPIC!!!!!

[evangmm]

GOAT Eff the Jets rant.

Fireman Unwed

Fireman Dead

Fireman Hospital Bed

LMFAO!