She’s the skin stretched across the circuit board I’ll put a fiery hoop on her mouse finger We're supposed to adopt highways but her mother’s milk's a soft drink While her cigarettes smoke themselves I end up with cancer of the everything Her areola’s a satellite uplink storing mega-bytes of virtual fluff Her phone has been fused to her face She’s really health-conscious and pretentious She’ll eat a flower’s root then file a counter-suit on a non-smoker
She knows a lot of a lot of little things. (I sit alone in the chatroom staring at the screen sipping Miller Lite and Grenadine You’ve been programmed to kiss my earlobes and unbuckle my jeans while you play the greatest hits of The Eagles and Supremes Shall we download a theme? I can be Larry Bird kick it in Boston I really like robot girls cause they're wicked awesome and I wanna kick it wit you often Its poppin.
@glenn17bf This is the kiss of the floppy disk I wish that I was prepared for this I'm computer illiterate She's got a manual to her sex-drive She loves me vicariously and I die in various manners and places I wish that she loved me She loves herself only Her light bulbs need changing.
@glenn17bf i just find it hilarious how people have manipulated this game into crazy, over the top, shit that doesn't make sense! XD im being serious it makes me laugh so hard my cheeks hurt! the music even doesnt make sense!
@Republic19864 maybe buy the game :) ,or go into a store that sells the game and write down the key , its on the cover of the cd , u get the picture. u cannot change the key , so u need to reinstall the game there are a few servers u can connect to with a 'bad' key . bf checks the key when u connect to a internet game , so if u got the key from a torrent its useless .
@glenn17bf So all I do is ask gamestop for a valid CD key and if they give me a positive one I can start up on multiplayer? Because I did a valid CD key for Call of Duty United Offensive Multiplayer and I tried the same thing.
@glenn17bf i did that but then i heard bad reviews about it like how it messes up desert combat and stuff plus when i did try it i dont know how to apply it to the game :s i tried putting it on the cd but it said not enough space or theres a wrong cd
@offspringfanman96 hmm , it works fine for me , for years , all mods :) . patch on cd?? just patch , cmon . its so fuckin simple lol. just try again ,maybe bad dload or somethin
it is very hard landing... Takes time and practice... But at the end it is funny to see a b17 on top of a beached ship (cannot be a ship in high water cuz it will sink, and the only ship u can do this is the US destroyer, cuz it has a straight back where u can successfully land).
If you cannot take off after you get on the ground, It is called a crash.
paintballgundown8 1 month ago
whats the game?
Krap1105 6 months ago
I wonder what would have happened in IL-2...
ihavnovids 6 months ago
whats the name of the song
hamhox1 6 months ago
@hamhox1 Busdriver ,. Fine For A Robot
glenn17bf 6 months ago
@glenn17bf thanks
hamhox1 6 months ago
glenn17bf 6 months ago
glenn17bf 6 months ago
glenn17bf 6 months ago
@hamhox1 really?!
A16officialClan 4 months ago
@hamhox1 Not sure what the title is but its by underground hiphop artist busdriver. He is hyper-literate.
Americandefault 1 month ago
good. Now take off there
OmgDaNinjaProduct 6 months ago 9
was that squarpusher?
Scottde420 6 months ago
@Scottde420 the guy who made the mod , u mean?? it was Shark .
glenn17bf 6 months ago
@Scottde420 aphex-taking control
RaolDuke 6 months ago
@RaolDuke , aha squarpusher from aphex twin ,, lol ,. ,. now I know , and knowin is half the battle
glenn17bf 5 months ago
horny plane...
EliasU19 6 months ago
@EliasU19 Ye, me2 :)
glenn17bf 6 months ago
omg the plane is humping the boat at 1:53
masterman451 7 months ago
@masterman451 LOL , alot of sexual comment for a war game .. keep it UP .
glenn17bf 6 months ago
@glenn17bf .....comments
glenn17bf 6 months ago
whats that for a game?
pillepalle341 7 months ago
@pillepalle341 read ,.,,..,,it doesn't hurt ............. its battlefield 1942
glenn17bf 6 months ago
what mode is this??
lodhol 9 months ago
@lodhol mode lol ,.
glenn17bf 6 months ago
@lodhol mode lol ,. its homemade ..
glenn17bf 6 months ago
@glenn17bf but how do you have ,1 garand rifle
lodhol 6 months ago
omg im loling my ass off so hard at the music XD
louiscarr899 10 months ago 7
@louiscarr899 , its bus driver . they have more shit like this . crazy ass lyrics .
glenn17bf 10 months ago
@glenn17bf i just find it hilarious how people have manipulated this game into crazy, over the top, shit that doesn't make sense! XD im being serious it makes me laugh so hard my cheeks hurt! the music even doesnt make sense!
louiscarr899 10 months ago
@louiscarr899 it makes me feel good i bought my copy in 2002
supercrapnstuff11 9 months ago
@louiscarr899 tru . kids have nothin better todo these days ,, like me LOL .
glenn17bf 6 months ago
How can I get into a multiplayer game in this game? It keeps saying I have an invalid CD key. How can I get a valid CD key? And what is this server?
Republic19864 1 year ago
@Republic19864 maybe buy the game :) ,or go into a store that sells the game and write down the key , its on the cover of the cd , u get the picture. u cannot change the key , so u need to reinstall the game there are a few servers u can connect to with a 'bad' key . bf checks the key when u connect to a internet game , so if u got the key from a torrent its useless .
glenn17bf 1 year ago
@glenn17bf Thankyou, I DID buy a used one from gamestop and I will reinstall it.
Republic19864 1 year ago
@glenn17bf I actually tried to fix up that problem but it still says I have an invalid CD key. Please tell me how to make it valid!
Republic19864 1 year ago
@Republic19864 u cant make it valid yourself . there is something with the key , maybe alot of people used it , so EA deactivated it . dono for sure
if u bought the game ,go back to the store and ask for a workin key if that doesnt work contact EA games ,ask them for it , good luck
glenn17bf 1 year ago
@glenn17bf So all I do is ask gamestop for a valid CD key and if they give me a positive one I can start up on multiplayer? Because I did a valid CD key for Call of Duty United Offensive Multiplayer and I tried the same thing.
Republic19864 1 year ago
HOW DID YOU GET A B17 ON MIDWAY?
offspringfanman96 1 year ago
@offspringfanman96 theres a prog that can do just that, google mod bf1942 or read all comments here , ull be amazed ,happy modin ,LOL
glenn17bf 1 year ago
@glenn17bf screw that i cant even upgrad eto version 1.61
offspringfanman96 1 year ago
@offspringfanman96 why not ? cracked? i can send you a working 1.61 crack
glenn17bf 1 year ago
@glenn17bf cracked? wtf? i just dont know how to apply the patch to the game :/
offspringfanman96 1 year ago
@offspringfanman96 fist patch up to vesion 1.6 then to 1.61b look here /battlefield2.filefront
glenn17bf 1 year ago
@glenn17bf i did that but then i heard bad reviews about it like how it messes up desert combat and stuff plus when i did try it i dont know how to apply it to the game :s i tried putting it on the cd but it said not enough space or theres a wrong cd
offspringfanman96 1 year ago
@offspringfanman96 hmm , it works fine for me , for years , all mods :) . patch on cd?? just patch , cmon . its so fuckin simple lol. just try again ,maybe bad dload or somethin
glenn17bf 1 year ago
@offspringfanman96 u do have the game installed ?? LOL
glenn17bf 1 year ago
@glenn17bf umm yes i play it everyday
offspringfanman96 1 year ago
for the first you landet the ship on that island^^
mikey007gerry 1 year ago
@mikey007gerry English please :)
glenn17bf 1 year ago
@mikey007gerry sorry for my bad english but i'm from Germany :)
mikey007gerry 1 year ago
b17 humping a ship!???
fvboss429 1 year ago
@fvboss429
Lol rock on
glenn17bf 1 year ago
@glenn17bf it was just a coment you're the one who created this, so, thank you sir
lool
fvboss429 1 year ago
@fvboss429
i think u do not know what " lol " means do ya?
only want to say that i liked ur comment
glenn17bf 1 year ago
@glenn17bf dude i know..... i was just trying to get you some credit geez
fvboss429 1 year ago
l@l
glenn17bf 1 year ago
LOL for the floating tanks.
Dilz424 1 year ago
this is a mod anyways there are no b17s on tht map
ldw312 1 year ago
@ldw312 anyways?
thank you ldw312 , for your super lame comment
glenn17bf 1 year ago
@ldw312 lol NOOB yes there is
movieboy6 1 year ago
@ldw312
you has retardation ?
yes ? retartando ?
yesyes , i'm sure you are retarded :)
Kolashov 1 year ago
it looks like tanks are spawning from the boat
TheQuinn50 1 year ago
yup , made for for beach landing
glenn17bf 1 year ago
this is flying ship rage
Maok216 2 years ago
what the fuck is that for a game
maxikingish 2 years ago
@maxikingish Battlefield 1942
Pontusthegeneral 2 years ago
i got the game but how do i get the b-17?
rocknboy8 2 years ago
u can edit maps .,.........download this
Battlefield Mod Development Toolkit and
Battlecraft 1942
glenn17bf 2 years ago
Thank you for flying Glenn air you are free to explore your weapons now.
Hustler86a 2 years ago
Hi Glenn! Do u remember player lecram? or marcel? ; ))
Do you still play BF 1942?
lagolusek 2 years ago
sure i do. i just got a new system ,so im ready to fly again ').
got bf2 2 , nice jets , freakin awesome
glenn17bf 2 years ago
So maybe we will play together sometime? ; )
lagolusek 2 years ago
Alright man, what patch(s) do you need to run online for this game?
cj397 2 years ago
Hey what game is this? :O I WAnnA GET IT!
Trogdorthedragon4 2 years ago
@Trogdorthedragon4 Battlefield1942, wait for 1943 to come out.
JohnRoger112 1 year ago
@JohnRoger112let me know when the torrent is out lol
glenn17bf 1 year ago
@glenn17bf there is no torrent for 1943, you can only download it from the official website :x
dutchbhproduction 1 year ago
@glenn17bf im afraid the torrent wont work because its tied to your EA account and there's no singleplayer
Leopardipzg 1 year ago
@Leopardipzg smart mtf#ckers , ye with bf2 as well and with bf1942 u needed a good key to play online,
there are ways around this but maybe its time to start payin , give EA a little cash for al those hours play'n for free .
glenn17bf 1 year ago
whats the map name ?
sekailover 2 years ago
midway , but its modified
glenn17bf 2 years ago
What thing u use to edit stuff ?
sekailover 2 years ago
@sekailover
Battlefield Mod Development Toolkit and
Battlecraft 1942
glenn17bf 2 years ago
@glenn17bf Hey, i need help with battlecraft and mod development toolkit :(
JohnRoger112 1 year ago
@JohnRoger112 theres alot on the web about it ., google it
glenn17bf 1 year ago
do u have to buy this
LiLSikBoi 2 years ago
to play online yes, u need a good serial. but its cheap cause its old
glenn17bf 2 years ago
wat game
Psieucho 2 years ago
wtf u can drive that thing too?!! i tryed n it didnt wor only the carier! im going on!!! SEE YA!!
Puferu 2 years ago
LOL u do that
glenn17bf 2 years ago
YES LOTS OF PEOPLE PLAY IT
adam4397 2 years ago
jesus christ, i need to get this game right now. do people still play it?
MrAppleby56 2 years ago
I know I do.
soccom8341576 2 years ago
great so one person online lol
MrAppleby56 2 years ago
like 500 servers every day
glenn17bf 2 years ago
lol.
soccom8341576 2 years ago
ya lots of peps
funnyman10101 2 years ago
fuc yea
glenn17bf 2 years ago
Its Battlefield 1942.. yes, people still play it.
Hallodaars 2 years ago
everytime i see thi game its lagged as hell
jerseyy 2 years ago
I putted a sbd on a ship. How to get b17? Next time i wil. I''ll put the video this evening on youtube.
TimP1993 2 years ago
is this road to rome?
juustonaksut 2 years ago
No. Its midway bf 1942
TimP1993 2 years ago
hahaha. i love it when not only do u get in the life boat or whatever. but you also put down the ramp. classic.
dandaman19951 2 years ago
Thats not so diffucult :S
TimP1993 2 years ago
Then show us a video of it :/
Profanwolf 2 years ago
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mYrnA014 2 years ago
Ok i will. about then days. Myrn is my sister xD Wrong internet used :P she wasnt logged out.
TimP1993 2 years ago
are those LVTs, if they are, wut mod did u use,, and plz tell me the website
ualien42 2 years ago
Thats Battlefield 1942. No Mods.
srgsbdbal 2 years ago
it is modded
glenn17bf 2 years ago
its home made ...by shark u cant download
glenn17bf 2 years ago
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futureman1400 2 years ago
u can drive ships sweet!
shawnmichels1234 2 years ago
lol
primadimo321 2 years ago
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snowcamper 3 years ago
how you get b17 on midway??
LtLethal1 3 years ago
BattleCraft_1942 and RFA Extractor. google it and try it .. If u look at the destroyer ,it spawns tanks (WOWY)...also done with RFA
glenn17bf 3 years ago
feel better now
LINKistheultimate 3 years ago
great
glenn17bf 3 years ago
whta you get a m1 garand??? bullcrap
dltmdgn 3 years ago
wut game is this?
hyperkilla15 3 years ago
Battlefield 1942
QuiteSpyrtY 3 years ago
do you know how can I get the B17??:S or in wich scenario is it...:S
Lasarus89 3 years ago
BattleCraft_1942 and RFA Extractor
glenn17bf 3 years ago
LOL One timeI dided in my B-17 and the bomber crashed on the beach and still lived(but couldnt fly)
bull11234 3 years ago
lol ,yea u need to land on the rear guns of the ship , otherwise..... BOOM
glenn17bf 3 years ago
that was pretty cool
hellstar1221 4 years ago
yeah
johnnyc1236 4 years ago
Poor arcade games
musicjacques82 4 years ago
POOR?....... u know how much these games costs....
glenn17bf 4 years ago
I mean poor in realism
musicjacques82 4 years ago
lol
glenn17bf 4 years ago
it is very hard landing... Takes time and practice... But at the end it is funny to see a b17 on top of a beached ship (cannot be a ship in high water cuz it will sink, and the only ship u can do this is the US destroyer, cuz it has a straight back where u can successfully land).
SegaGT1006 4 years ago
uhhh no .....its possible on ship in water(it really doesnt matter cause ship takes no damage)and on big ship 2, even easier.
And on sub ...watch this 1 from alohakenny
Five-0's bomber on sub ......
glenn17bf 4 years ago
ships do take damage and this can be done on other ships. aircraft carrier.
chriski95 3 years ago
lol funny man
445chris 4 years ago 2
Sweet Buddy ........
AlohaKenny 4 years ago 2