Wow! I wouldn't have expected Uwe to be such a good sport! Patting Kyanka on the back like that. I figured the "German Steel Machine" would have a more callous attitude toward this sort of competition. Also remember that he did this professionally before he started making video game-based movies. Some of his non-game-related movies are almost halfway decent, but they always seem to have a political bias that can't decide whether it's pinko leftist or Nietzschean.
Ok, so uwe's not bad in the ring... but that doesn't change the fact that he sucked at making films! do you challenge 4 cooks to an underwear folding competition to prove that you're a good cook? NO!
Plus he knows how to box! Not very well, but way above most people who talk tough and talk about boxing (IE the billion and a half backyard boxing matches and drunken boxing matches we see constantly on youtube. Calling them boxing matches is an catual insult.)
I have mixed feelings, to say the least about Boll. But at least he is willing to literally defend his art with everything he has! Yes, I know it's a stretch to call it art.
I honestly thought the Dolph Lundgren outting with Uwe Boll (In the Name of the King) was so bad it was good, same with Postal and the body-armor one.
truthully, i don't think that uwe boll is that bad. he knows he makes bad movies, and he knows he trolls people, but he really doesn't waste anybodies money except his own and the money of the people who actually buy his movies. That and he is doing what he loves, so you can't really blame him
@oshawaxpress I know, but I would definitely love to see him write a negative review and lets see if Boll even has the nerve to actually challenge him hahahaha!
what a cunt. and yeah he could beat the shit out of me. But he'd be a cunt while he was doing it. And he'd be a cunt after doing it. And he would have been a cunt before doing it.
@dnc910916 lol i dont think anyone would be man enough to be against mike tyson.. especialy in his prime. uwe boll vs mike tyson would be like a pink bicycle with a squirt gun against a sherman tank
@antisadism Even though they don't need to box that idiot. Its not defending your honor, its just playing his own game. If they decline his empty invitation, they're not being chicken, they're ignoring him. They criticize his movies because they DESERVE TO BE CRITICIZED BECAUSE THERE IS NO EFFORT PUT INTO THEM. Really, Boll is a sore loser.
i dont see how boll can take any pride or sense of accomplishment from these 'wins'. Apparantly, he was a talented amateur boxer, whilst the guys he's fighting clearly have no clue. In a contest this mismatched, I would feel like a complete asshole. It's like a pro-golfer trying to prove he's the man by challenging someone who has never played before to a game of golf.
I hope Boll continues to make movies solely because of all the children whining about it. Funny how he matters so much to his critics. They're probably motivation for him to continue.
Uwe Boll is a vastly insecure but extremely obnoxious, high school juvie boy in an adult's body. For a worthless human like this one to just taunt his critics of any kind or origins into a boxing match just to prove a point which I doubt even he understands, it just shows you this guy merely wants attention. And he's a crook for exploiting Germany's Tax Rebate Policy on box-office bombs, all that fine money, gone, to the hands of the kind of character the world is needing less and less of.
jesus christ, the weight diffrence is staggering. This just shows how much of a faggot uwe boll is. I'd like to see him fight a mma match with a decent skilled fighter and see what happens, i'd like to see that fucker get ground and pounded until his jaws brakes.
@planet1000 When the UFC started, there were no weight classes. If they were dumb enough to get in the ring with Bowle, then they accepted these consequences. I'm sure he could take normal criticism, but so many internet kids are just rude and overly disrespectful. Many need something like this to happen.
Wait, Uwe Boll can't take critcism, yet the CRITICS are spoilt?
What the hell is wrong with you people? Uwe Boll is a pussy. He's a good boxer, but still a pussy. When a critic talks shit about your movies, you either make a better one, or you ignore it. Instead, he challenges people that he has a clear advantage over to play a sport that they have never played, yet is something that he is skilled at.
That is a grade A pussy move. What, is he gonna start fighting children next?
lmfao i heard seanbaby said boxing was for hungry hungry hippos or some sht like that but yeah when uwe heard he wanted to know his name,age,height,weight lol.. stalker much
@VGMEnix no.. he said that boxing is to fighting what hungy hippos is to fighting. Also seanbaby trains in martial arts and after that bitch boll received the information he pussied out of a fight with seanbaby.
You know what should have happened during these pointless boxing matches Boll puts out, the fighter fighting Boll should take out a pistol and shoot Boll over and over again.
after that the audience should sing: "DING DONG THE BOLL IS DEAD WHICH OLD BOLL UWE BOLL!!!"
Uwe Boll is a filmmaker in denial. He refuses to accept the fact that his movies aren't worth anyones time or money. If he wants respect and people to watch his movies, then I suggest he should reevaluate his career and ways of making movies and discover his muse, but since this is Uwe Boll, that is very unlikely to happen.
Dude, his movie still suck.... but critics are way too fucken mean and ignorant.
That shows you how degraded our generation is today. People today.... are spoiled as fuck... and it makes me laugh that someone like Uwe Boll pounds the fuck out of these spoiled assholes.
fuck yeah he did what we all want to do smack a fuckhead out for mouthing off on the internet , makes shit movies but good on him for teaching some pricks that just because its said online doesnt meen your not going to be help acountable for it
LOL! Unbelievable. This talentless film director who makes some of the WORST movies I've ever seen suckers 5 of his critics into what was made out to be a PR stunt. But in the actual fight, Boll is absolutely serious and fighting to injure. Lol, kind of funny, but still a worthless peice of Sh**. Way to take advantage of Germany's crappy tax incentive to produce films. I still want my money back for Dungeion Seige assh***! And the 2 hours it stole from me.
@DeathsSkull69 The only thing I worry is that they'll make Lowtax look like George Foreman. The man was a sissy. If I talk shit about Uwe Boll, I'll at least make a stand despite the chance of getting bloodied.
@DeathsSkull69 yeah but uwe bowl deserves that hate. he makes trash and calls himself a director. Beating the man up just makes you look like a pussy. if that guy had been saying something to uwe just for the hell of it than yeah hit the shit out of him but not for this. The man's a moron.
@FingerGunProductions Wrong. So many people on the net are rude and have no respect. They don't care about the feelings of others because they're safe behind their monitors. Bowle showed that when their safety is removed, they're weak. They have their words. He has his fists. If you wouldn't say it face to face, you shouldn't say it at all.
@GoreSmasher Wrong. he has no respect for the art of filmmaking. He doesn't care about the fact that he just makes movies cause he can. by the way those guys were not weak. they stood up to a coward and took the hits like men. he might have his fists but all the punches will never change the fact that he is weak and arrogant.
@FingerGunProductions Who are you to judge his right to make movies or anyone's right to create? Because you think his movies are poor does not mean he has no respect for film. Unless you know the man personally, you're speaking total ignorance. Ed Wood made campy, horrible movies and is regarded as a cult legend. the fact is that any type of creativity is beyond judgement and you have no right.
@GoreSmasher Normally I'd agree, but Boll movies (especially based on games) have been just horrible and at this point one has to realize that he either is that bad or truly has no respect for the profession (the movies may be shit, but he still gets paid either way).
And I'm sorry, but beating up 110lbs bloggers isn't gonna redeem anyone for the abortion that was Blood Rayne (or Far Cry, In the Name of the King, House of the Dead, Blood Rayne 2 and 3, etc etc etc).
@JJacksonHartley Well you're plain wrong. It's his right to create whatever he wants. You have the right to state your opinion, but it's nothing more than your opinion. People who say that anyone should not have the right to express themselves is nothing more than a nazi at heart. I'm glad he fought them. They represent so many disrespectful internet tough guys who don't care about how they treat people while hiding behind a monitor. You can be a critic without trying to crush and hurt someone.
@ThunderBullitt It's only opinion if it doesn't have an effect. If I were to criticize something about you and instead of having your say in the matter or just walk away you overreact -like organizing a boxing match- then you turn what is simple opinion into a possibility by giving it credibility through your own actions.
Still, regardless of anyone's opinions, Boll movies have lost so much money. If your mechanic keeps costing you money, you stop using that mechanic... the same goes for movies
Frankly I don't give a shit that Uwe Boll boxes his rivals to a pulp, honestly what are you Boll? A boxer, or a director?
I'll tell you, the first one. Because it's something you can actually do.
My definition of a director is, a person who can produce decent movies which doesn't cause watchers of these movies want to throw up, stab themselves, wash their eyes out with bleach and then try to literally, and I mean literally 'kill' the demon spawn the disk of that movie produces on their screen.
I read that he challenged Michael Bay toa boxing match to see "Who the better director is"
I think Michael Bay can prove that with his million dollar movies, and almost everyone knows him as being a good director. (Minus Transformers, that movie sucked)
@smish34 I think Michael Bay can prove that with his million dollar movies, there are a lot of fat rejects willing to part with their money to see bloated, boring CGI jizz-fests.
Boll should never have been allowed near a camera, don't get me wrong. He's the least imaginative or competent director I can think of. But Bay peddles shit too, just several grades higher in quality.
@deadbabytv Dont get me wrong, i think michael bay is a bad director (bad boys and the rock are his only good ones), but he IS much better than boll. A million times better. Boll should really challenge someone like Tarentino or the coen brothers.
@smish34 Tarantino I can understand, his is not the most subtle of filmmaking, but the Coen Brothers? Man their shit is sublime, masterful, darkly comic and moving all at once. Seriously you should give their stuff a chance, c'mon, The Big Lebowski? Funniest movie ever contender. No Country for Old Men is a fucking masterpiece. Fargo is black comedy 101. True Grit has awesome characters and dialogue. Burn After Reading is my only gripe with them, that movie is inane and unfunny
@deadbabytv Oh no i meant, he should square up to the coen brothers or tarentino and say 'ive got a better film' Coen brothers and tarentino both make amazing films, much better than boll. I didnt mean that they were bad or anything. I must have mixed up my words.
ok, just to clarify, i don't know half the shit thats going on with uwe boll (i actually found out about him from ED's article of the now) and if what i read is true (so far it is) then yes, he's a terrible director and anybody defending him is an asspie, and should be KILLED WITH FIRE.
I tought i had defeated u in my last post. I guess that u are one of those ppl that just are to stubborn to realize its no use coming back for more and more. Uwe Boll is a missunderstood genius and one day hopefully u will understand that.
@Galimah wow, your hero is a person who makes absolute shit movies, then chalenges his critics to a boxing match telling them all that it was just a pr thing and not to prepare, and then while you can clearly see that the one guy is messing around uwe boll is trying his hardest, and he wouldnt even go up against a real boxer he just went after people whose jobs it was to criticize movies. So i dont think ill mind my words, uwe boll is a piece of shit and if hes your hero you might be too.
@notjohn100 oh yeah!!! Shit movies LOL. Do u call Bloodrayne, alone in the dark, far cry, postal and house of the dead SHIT movies??? Go and hide under a damn rock and sound like carrot. I dont think u understand uwe bolls movies. They have more layers than "dude where´s my car" and such crap alike. Now with Rampage and dafur uwe boll plays in the same legue as Spielberg and polanski. sod off now
@Galimah are you fucking serious??? Lets look at alone in the dark. The story was terrible, at the begining there was a man who couldnt be beaten up, then he got shot and didnt die, but then he died from a random pipe sticking up out of the ground. When they entered the cave at the end of the movie it was night when they left it was broad daylight and the entire city evacuated overnight. Also at one point a person who was supposed to be dead lifts her head in the middle of the scene, thats shit.
@notjohn100 Why are u mentioning a few random movie goofs for, every movie have them? Why dont u look at Christian Slater excelent acting, uwe bolls unparallelbar sense for dialogs and make tense scenes? No lets just hate uwe boll because that seems to be right thing to do. Really, i think u should go a few rounds with uwe boll, maybe he can beat some sense in u.
@Galimah Are you fucking retarded? Not only are you saying that christian slater is an "excellent" actor (he sucks ass) but uwe boll has "unparallelbar" sense, with his "dialogs", half the things you say either arent real or dont make sense, and its a pretty big thing for a dead person to get up in the middle of a scene. Dont worry i wouldnt expect someone with your 3rd grade knowledge of what is good, not only did i not like his movies but critics unanimously said that they were shit. use logic
Hey Uwe, what about the time you were gonna be on Attack of the Show with Seanbaby and he was gonna fight you in Kevin's place? What happened then? You big fucking pussy, get over yourself.
you know, who cares how bad Uwe Boll's movies are? he's doing what he wants to do with his life, who are we to tell him to do otherwise. just don't watch his horrible movies and get on with your own life. but seeing a filmmaker box his critics is pretty hilarious, indeed! i still say the nerd bloggers won because they've scarred him enough to have made him seek physical retribution. that's power.
You know if he put more time into making a movie instead of trying to fight people who call his movies shit he might not get so asshurt he has to fight them.
I wonder how long until he makes bully: the movie. He can even star in it.
I'd like to box with Uwe (I suck at making movies) Boll. I can damn well take a punch, and I'm too stupid to know where to quit. Hell, I would love to see him verses Jason David Frank.
Hahah. I'm terrible with my own muay thai skills, and I would still LOVE to fight Uwe Boll. Jesus, at least I'm six foot with some idea of how to throw a punch. Uwe Boll is an okay boxer, a terrible director, and a complete idiot. Dr. Uwe Boll... What a joke.
@JakballGene lol say that in the ring next to him thats what is bad about the internet it is so faceless and inpersonal this is why this is such a cool thing that Boll did
Wow! I wouldn't have expected Uwe to be such a good sport! Patting Kyanka on the back like that. I figured the "German Steel Machine" would have a more callous attitude toward this sort of competition. Also remember that he did this professionally before he started making video game-based movies. Some of his non-game-related movies are almost halfway decent, but they always seem to have a political bias that can't decide whether it's pinko leftist or Nietzschean.
IggyHazard 1 day ago
Can't take a critic so challenge them for a fight. Classy.
tricksterhuaun 1 day ago
i don't care how big he is, his movies still suck
NavarreSkyyeRocks 6 days ago
People take shit way to seriously, Uwe Boll is a mother fucking legend.
element271 1 week ago
@element271 Not bad at boxing, but he still sucks at making a good movie.
SlightyDisturbedNBK 1 day ago
Ok, so uwe's not bad in the ring... but that doesn't change the fact that he sucked at making films! do you challenge 4 cooks to an underwear folding competition to prove that you're a good cook? NO!
starsovermyroof 1 week ago
Uwe Boll whooped their faggy ass
They accepted the fight and they got fucked up, good for him
JinPatang 1 week ago
Uwe "I suck cock" Boll has problems
Tripo1iSamson 2 weeks ago
Plus he knows how to box! Not very well, but way above most people who talk tough and talk about boxing (IE the billion and a half backyard boxing matches and drunken boxing matches we see constantly on youtube. Calling them boxing matches is an catual insult.)
TheBoxingCannabyte 2 weeks ago
I have mixed feelings, to say the least about Boll. But at least he is willing to literally defend his art with everything he has! Yes, I know it's a stretch to call it art.
I honestly thought the Dolph Lundgren outting with Uwe Boll (In the Name of the King) was so bad it was good, same with Postal and the body-armor one.
TheBoxingCannabyte 2 weeks ago
lol ;)
etwas Recherche hätte hervorgebracht, dass Uwe einiges an Boxerfahrung hat
Mediagix 3 weeks ago
I can't even believe this
goremand 3 weeks ago
pussy critics,only good for runnin their mouths.
sightinsight 4 weeks ago
truthully, i don't think that uwe boll is that bad. he knows he makes bad movies, and he knows he trolls people, but he really doesn't waste anybodies money except his own and the money of the people who actually buy his movies. That and he is doing what he loves, so you can't really blame him
shadowwolf1918 1 month ago
If only we could get Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg and Uwe Boll in the same room, then we could get rid of three shitty directors at once.
dragonforks93 1 month ago
@Mannypacquia0 so true lolz!
dnc910916 1 month ago
@oshawaxpress I know, but I would definitely love to see him write a negative review and lets see if Boll even has the nerve to actually challenge him hahahaha!
dnc910916 1 month ago
u rule Uwe!!!
putaspekpek 1 month ago
LMFAO @ uwe boll challenging his critics to a boxing match..oh shit
crisdigi 1 month ago
Why would someone agree to be in a boxing match only to be a total pussy?
pongespob 1 month ago
poor excuse of a man, stick to your keyboard. what a disgraceful preformance
kwazhimself 1 month ago
I heard he's remaking triumph of the will...
danielja1 2 months ago
@danielja1 Yeah, and it's gonna be 6 hours long! Heil Boll!
siasti 1 month ago
I would have a gloveless anything goes match
01marky 2 months ago
bloody love this guy
yavok 2 months ago
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TheYoshad 2 months ago
@TheYoshad
i feel the same about hitler.
Glaswegianmark 2 months ago
Lowtax treats it like a joke because it IS a joke.
ClichedCrusader 2 months ago
Uwe Boll always looked buff, not surprised he knows how to box.
AdayDr1en 2 months ago
@AdayDr1en That's because he is a boxer. Prior to film making he fought.
naval8viator 2 months ago
what a cunt. and yeah he could beat the shit out of me. But he'd be a cunt while he was doing it. And he'd be a cunt after doing it. And he would have been a cunt before doing it.
foodonface 3 months ago
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0scottweise18 3 months ago
am i the only one who likes his movies??
DannoTheDarkOne 3 months ago
@DannoTheDarkOne ...Im pretty sure.
drMerkwuerdigliebe 3 months ago
what a douche
zupergozer 3 months ago
Okay, lets see if Boll is man enough to against Tyson, Tyson in his prime would be like the biggest mismatch in the history of boxing.
dnc910916 4 months ago
@dnc910916 - So when did Tyson actually write a negative review of a Boll movie? Duh
oshawaxpress 3 months ago
@dnc910916 lol i dont think anyone would be man enough to be against mike tyson.. especialy in his prime. uwe boll vs mike tyson would be like a pink bicycle with a squirt gun against a sherman tank
Mannypacquia0 3 months ago
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why would you WANT to get your ass kicked? lol
godvivec1 4 months ago
Wow....Uwe Boll is such a.....dick o_o
mimuraritsu123 4 months ago
Tommy Wiseau should try this approach to his critics sometime.
JRserver 4 months ago
gut gemacht uwe..lass dir nicht doof kommen
wom666bad 5 months ago
I agree that children should be seen and not heard. So who's bright fucking idea was it to give them the freedom and anonymity of the internet?
berner 6 months ago
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nativewizard 6 months ago
I just wished one of the critics had beaten the crap out of him, it would've been hilarious!
madcreator12 6 months ago
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antisadism 6 months ago 5
@antisadism Even though they don't need to box that idiot. Its not defending your honor, its just playing his own game. If they decline his empty invitation, they're not being chicken, they're ignoring him. They criticize his movies because they DESERVE TO BE CRITICIZED BECAUSE THERE IS NO EFFORT PUT INTO THEM. Really, Boll is a sore loser.
philipmarie1854 3 months ago
@antisadism By the way this is no fair because he was a boxer and the bloggers only stupid nerds
saporob 2 months ago
Just nail him in the balls and be done with it.
McSuperfly101 6 months ago
I like this commentator.
cjwright79 6 months ago
lowtax is such a pussy
cjhatesu 6 months ago
i dont see how boll can take any pride or sense of accomplishment from these 'wins'. Apparantly, he was a talented amateur boxer, whilst the guys he's fighting clearly have no clue. In a contest this mismatched, I would feel like a complete asshole. It's like a pro-golfer trying to prove he's the man by challenging someone who has never played before to a game of golf.
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GunZEntertainmentZ 6 months ago
Damn I wish someone could kick his ass.
cobra888 6 months ago
Gotta give the guy credit, he's handy.
Still makes Shite films though, and that's what matters if you call yourself a "Director".
bshieldsbb01 6 months ago
I wish Tyson would wrote a negative reviews about his movies then we should see boxing match.
1DarkMasK1 7 months ago 28
@1DarkMasK1 How is Tyson giving a one sided ass beating a match?
Rockmaster2112 3 weeks ago
He's better at this than movies!
symustafa1996 7 months ago
I love Uwe for ownig those internet-faggots-pseudo-critics :)
YuriPRIME 7 months ago
Sadly i'd kick boll's ass.
KalmahRocks 7 months ago
I hope Boll continues to make movies solely because of all the children whining about it. Funny how he matters so much to his critics. They're probably motivation for him to continue.
ThunderBullitt 7 months ago
if only there was a fight between boll and roger ebert
Isle0fRed 7 months ago
good job. you beat up someone 3x smaller than you. i still hate every movie hes ever made.
shaddap2001 7 months ago
ill fight this excuse for a director any day
kylehall44 7 months ago
I'd beat this guy up.
KalmahRocks 7 months ago
Uwe Boll is a vastly insecure but extremely obnoxious, high school juvie boy in an adult's body. For a worthless human like this one to just taunt his critics of any kind or origins into a boxing match just to prove a point which I doubt even he understands, it just shows you this guy merely wants attention. And he's a crook for exploiting Germany's Tax Rebate Policy on box-office bombs, all that fine money, gone, to the hands of the kind of character the world is needing less and less of.
MrBlackDragon85 7 months ago
someone, show klitschko his movies...
Killthreath 8 months ago
xD yeah, punish em Uwe!
tatarqa 8 months ago
It's so awesome that stuff like this can exist. Thank you God!
kingofqwerty 8 months ago
@nothingness36
ansoluteley!!!! i hate this jerk ebert too!!!!
gallai1 8 months ago
jesus christ, the weight diffrence is staggering. This just shows how much of a faggot uwe boll is. I'd like to see him fight a mma match with a decent skilled fighter and see what happens, i'd like to see that fucker get ground and pounded until his jaws brakes.
planet1000 8 months ago
@planet1000 When the UFC started, there were no weight classes. If they were dumb enough to get in the ring with Bowle, then they accepted these consequences. I'm sure he could take normal criticism, but so many internet kids are just rude and overly disrespectful. Many need something like this to happen.
GoreSmasher 7 months ago
Boll should do this with other crappy dirctors and critics.
375hhshooter 8 months ago
Plz just stick with boxing and no more directing...
realrockyboy00 8 months ago 76
@realrockyboy00 If you dont like his work then why do you watch his films? Or do you just go by what everyone says?
akacpkiller21 2 weeks ago
Oh Uwe, why won't you stay in the boxing ring and just do something you're actually good at?
Threetails 8 months ago
I would pay any amount of money to be able to kick the living shit out of Boll....
TheIrredeemable 8 months ago
Wait, Uwe Boll can't take critcism, yet the CRITICS are spoilt?
What the hell is wrong with you people? Uwe Boll is a pussy. He's a good boxer, but still a pussy. When a critic talks shit about your movies, you either make a better one, or you ignore it. Instead, he challenges people that he has a clear advantage over to play a sport that they have never played, yet is something that he is skilled at.
That is a grade A pussy move. What, is he gonna start fighting children next?
supersims796 8 months ago 6
So he beats the shit out of people who don't like his movies. Class act.
HaloElitesrule 8 months ago
lmfao i heard seanbaby said boxing was for hungry hungry hippos or some sht like that but yeah when uwe heard he wanted to know his name,age,height,weight lol.. stalker much
VGMEnix 9 months ago
@VGMEnix no.. he said that boxing is to fighting what hungy hippos is to fighting. Also seanbaby trains in martial arts and after that bitch boll received the information he pussied out of a fight with seanbaby.
koreanhawkashbringer 9 months ago
OWNED THE BITCH PRESS
indydaisy1 9 months ago
Maybe it's just me, but the recent Boll films I've seen are better than 90% of the recent Hollywood movies I've seen. Nazi fucking gold.
TONVAR 10 months ago
You know what should have happened during these pointless boxing matches Boll puts out, the fighter fighting Boll should take out a pistol and shoot Boll over and over again.
after that the audience should sing: "DING DONG THE BOLL IS DEAD WHICH OLD BOLL UWE BOLL!!!"
CultureClasher 10 months ago
uwe boll> chuck norris
bvim75 10 months ago
beat em up boll.
abaddon68 10 months ago
LOL i couldn't watch his recent film ''Rampage'' the shaky camera angles made me dizzy as fuck
TheDeadComeBack2Life 10 months ago
Uwe Boll is a piece of SHIT! just like his movies
jibran666 10 months ago
@jibran666
Mr. Mark of the beast talk is cheep!
Iesous238 10 months ago
Wow just cause his movies suck he beats up his critics. SAD
Newgrounder213 10 months ago
Uwe Boll is a hack, btw I'd love to challenge him to a fight because while he may box, boxing skills will never beat a 2x4.
Intoxiqated 10 months ago
@Intoxiqated Cause you are a pussy and you would bring a 2x4.
glassessn 10 months ago
@glassessn And you're a tough guy that could take on an amateur boxer with your bare hands?
Intoxiqated 10 months ago
@Intoxiqated Yes :D
glassessn 10 months ago
Uwe Boll is a filmmaker in denial. He refuses to accept the fact that his movies aren't worth anyones time or money. If he wants respect and people to watch his movies, then I suggest he should reevaluate his career and ways of making movies and discover his muse, but since this is Uwe Boll, that is very unlikely to happen.
GORIZARD5 11 months ago
Dude, his movie still suck.... but critics are way too fucken mean and ignorant.
That shows you how degraded our generation is today. People today.... are spoiled as fuck... and it makes me laugh that someone like Uwe Boll pounds the fuck out of these spoiled assholes.
garland81 11 months ago
Hehe, note that Bowl avoided to box one of the challengers who turned out to be amateur boxer.
DudeNumberOnePlus 11 months ago
@DudeNumberOnePlus Actually, he fought him too and won.
Solus77 11 months ago
How is fighting your critics going to convince us that you don't suck?
40Pacino 11 months ago
what i'd give for a chance to beat his ass
yungrottz112 11 months ago
proof that you don't need to be a good director to be a good boxer
juggalobiggy 11 months ago
This is fucking awesome.
doug8798 11 months ago
fuck yeah he did what we all want to do smack a fuckhead out for mouthing off on the internet , makes shit movies but good on him for teaching some pricks that just because its said online doesnt meen your not going to be help acountable for it
TheBalcree 11 months ago
MY MOVIES ARE AWESOME! *punch*
Bastiest 11 months ago
this competition is weak...boll doesnt even need to use defense, even with the last guy.
judasinwaiting 11 months ago
One of the only good movies from Uwe is Rampage, and it was better then average.
cryingmushroom47 11 months ago
LOL! Unbelievable. This talentless film director who makes some of the WORST movies I've ever seen suckers 5 of his critics into what was made out to be a PR stunt. But in the actual fight, Boll is absolutely serious and fighting to injure. Lol, kind of funny, but still a worthless peice of Sh**. Way to take advantage of Germany's crappy tax incentive to produce films. I still want my money back for Dungeion Seige assh***! And the 2 hours it stole from me.
fdavila021 11 months ago
He may make shit movies, but at least he tries. This critic needed a beating.
shintness 11 months ago
Several statements says that he tricked these people into fighting him telling it was only a PR trick and that no real punches would be dealt.
TheLivirus 11 months ago
the pummeling he gave to those critics is nothing compared to the reviews Far Cry got......
cigarchomper95 11 months ago
Yeah he makes B movies, but some of them are ok. Rampage or Postal for example.
If steven seagal is still allowed to make movies, uwe boll should keep directing
Twestination 11 months ago
This made me respect the great man even more
TONVAR 11 months ago
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ghfjtyufghdfj 11 months ago
Thumbs up if you wish you could box every internet tough guy who talked shit to you
DeathsSkull69 1 year ago 163
@DeathsSkull69 The only thing I worry is that they'll make Lowtax look like George Foreman. The man was a sissy. If I talk shit about Uwe Boll, I'll at least make a stand despite the chance of getting bloodied.
3baxcb 1 year ago
@DeathsSkull69 I'd like to fight everyone who ask for "thumbs up"
foolfether 9 months ago
@foolfether Lol i see what you did thurr ;)
DeathsSkull69 9 months ago
@DeathsSkull69 "Fight me, I'm [not] irish" haha
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foolfether 9 months ago
@foolfether Lol I see wut you did thar ;)
DeathsSkull69 9 months ago
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DeathsSkull69 9 months ago
@DeathsSkull69 yeah but uwe bowl deserves that hate. he makes trash and calls himself a director. Beating the man up just makes you look like a pussy. if that guy had been saying something to uwe just for the hell of it than yeah hit the shit out of him but not for this. The man's a moron.
FingerGunProductions 7 months ago 4
@FingerGunProductions Wrong. So many people on the net are rude and have no respect. They don't care about the feelings of others because they're safe behind their monitors. Bowle showed that when their safety is removed, they're weak. They have their words. He has his fists. If you wouldn't say it face to face, you shouldn't say it at all.
GoreSmasher 7 months ago
@GoreSmasher Wrong. he has no respect for the art of filmmaking. He doesn't care about the fact that he just makes movies cause he can. by the way those guys were not weak. they stood up to a coward and took the hits like men. he might have his fists but all the punches will never change the fact that he is weak and arrogant.
much love,
me
FingerGunProductions 7 months ago
@FingerGunProductions Who are you to judge his right to make movies or anyone's right to create? Because you think his movies are poor does not mean he has no respect for film. Unless you know the man personally, you're speaking total ignorance. Ed Wood made campy, horrible movies and is regarded as a cult legend. the fact is that any type of creativity is beyond judgement and you have no right.
GoreSmasher 7 months ago
@GoreSmasher Normally I'd agree, but Boll movies (especially based on games) have been just horrible and at this point one has to realize that he either is that bad or truly has no respect for the profession (the movies may be shit, but he still gets paid either way).
And I'm sorry, but beating up 110lbs bloggers isn't gonna redeem anyone for the abortion that was Blood Rayne (or Far Cry, In the Name of the King, House of the Dead, Blood Rayne 2 and 3, etc etc etc).
JJacksonHartley 7 months ago
@JJacksonHartley Well you're plain wrong. It's his right to create whatever he wants. You have the right to state your opinion, but it's nothing more than your opinion. People who say that anyone should not have the right to express themselves is nothing more than a nazi at heart. I'm glad he fought them. They represent so many disrespectful internet tough guys who don't care about how they treat people while hiding behind a monitor. You can be a critic without trying to crush and hurt someone.
ThunderBullitt 7 months ago
@ThunderBullitt It's only opinion if it doesn't have an effect. If I were to criticize something about you and instead of having your say in the matter or just walk away you overreact -like organizing a boxing match- then you turn what is simple opinion into a possibility by giving it credibility through your own actions.
Still, regardless of anyone's opinions, Boll movies have lost so much money. If your mechanic keeps costing you money, you stop using that mechanic... the same goes for movies
JJacksonHartley 7 months ago
@DeathsSkull69 Especially those Xbox Live kids.
TheBlackOpticFTW 5 months ago
@DeathsSkull69 You fucking little dick wipe :) lol i'jke i'jke
heiio66 3 months ago
Frankly I don't give a shit that Uwe Boll boxes his rivals to a pulp, honestly what are you Boll? A boxer, or a director?
I'll tell you, the first one. Because it's something you can actually do.
My definition of a director is, a person who can produce decent movies which doesn't cause watchers of these movies want to throw up, stab themselves, wash their eyes out with bleach and then try to literally, and I mean literally 'kill' the demon spawn the disk of that movie produces on their screen.
JimNoir1 1 year ago
I read that he challenged Michael Bay toa boxing match to see "Who the better director is"
I think Michael Bay can prove that with his million dollar movies, and almost everyone knows him as being a good director. (Minus Transformers, that movie sucked)
smish34 1 year ago
@smish34 I think Michael Bay can prove that with his million dollar movies, there are a lot of fat rejects willing to part with their money to see bloated, boring CGI jizz-fests.
Boll should never have been allowed near a camera, don't get me wrong. He's the least imaginative or competent director I can think of. But Bay peddles shit too, just several grades higher in quality.
deadbabytv 1 year ago
@deadbabytv Dont get me wrong, i think michael bay is a bad director (bad boys and the rock are his only good ones), but he IS much better than boll. A million times better. Boll should really challenge someone like Tarentino or the coen brothers.
smish34 1 year ago
@smish34 Tarantino I can understand, his is not the most subtle of filmmaking, but the Coen Brothers? Man their shit is sublime, masterful, darkly comic and moving all at once. Seriously you should give their stuff a chance, c'mon, The Big Lebowski? Funniest movie ever contender. No Country for Old Men is a fucking masterpiece. Fargo is black comedy 101. True Grit has awesome characters and dialogue. Burn After Reading is my only gripe with them, that movie is inane and unfunny
deadbabytv 1 year ago
@deadbabytv Oh no i meant, he should square up to the coen brothers or tarentino and say 'ive got a better film' Coen brothers and tarentino both make amazing films, much better than boll. I didnt mean that they were bad or anything. I must have mixed up my words.
smish34 1 year ago
ok, just to clarify, i don't know half the shit thats going on with uwe boll (i actually found out about him from ED's article of the now) and if what i read is true (so far it is) then yes, he's a terrible director and anybody defending him is an asspie, and should be KILLED WITH FIRE.
Panchorapidfingers 1 year ago
God I hate it when people call people 'retarded' for having their own opinion. You have no idea how much of an idiot it makes you look.
CiaranFallon 1 year ago
I tought i had defeated u in my last post. I guess that u are one of those ppl that just are to stubborn to realize its no use coming back for more and more. Uwe Boll is a missunderstood genius and one day hopefully u will understand that.
Galimah 1 year ago
Lowtax got the shit kicked out of him
redback3 1 year ago
TO ALL YOU HATERS!!! Mind your words plz, Uwe Boll is hero to many of us.
Galimah 1 year ago
@Galimah wow, your hero is a person who makes absolute shit movies, then chalenges his critics to a boxing match telling them all that it was just a pr thing and not to prepare, and then while you can clearly see that the one guy is messing around uwe boll is trying his hardest, and he wouldnt even go up against a real boxer he just went after people whose jobs it was to criticize movies. So i dont think ill mind my words, uwe boll is a piece of shit and if hes your hero you might be too.
notjohn100 1 year ago
@notjohn100 oh yeah!!! Shit movies LOL. Do u call Bloodrayne, alone in the dark, far cry, postal and house of the dead SHIT movies??? Go and hide under a damn rock and sound like carrot. I dont think u understand uwe bolls movies. They have more layers than "dude where´s my car" and such crap alike. Now with Rampage and dafur uwe boll plays in the same legue as Spielberg and polanski. sod off now
Galimah 1 year ago
@Galimah are you fucking serious??? Lets look at alone in the dark. The story was terrible, at the begining there was a man who couldnt be beaten up, then he got shot and didnt die, but then he died from a random pipe sticking up out of the ground. When they entered the cave at the end of the movie it was night when they left it was broad daylight and the entire city evacuated overnight. Also at one point a person who was supposed to be dead lifts her head in the middle of the scene, thats shit.
notjohn100 1 year ago
@notjohn100 Why are u mentioning a few random movie goofs for, every movie have them? Why dont u look at Christian Slater excelent acting, uwe bolls unparallelbar sense for dialogs and make tense scenes? No lets just hate uwe boll because that seems to be right thing to do. Really, i think u should go a few rounds with uwe boll, maybe he can beat some sense in u.
Galimah 1 year ago
@Galimah Are you fucking retarded? Not only are you saying that christian slater is an "excellent" actor (he sucks ass) but uwe boll has "unparallelbar" sense, with his "dialogs", half the things you say either arent real or dont make sense, and its a pretty big thing for a dead person to get up in the middle of a scene. Dont worry i wouldnt expect someone with your 3rd grade knowledge of what is good, not only did i not like his movies but critics unanimously said that they were shit. use logic
notjohn100 1 year ago
Hey Uwe, what about the time you were gonna be on Attack of the Show with Seanbaby and he was gonna fight you in Kevin's place? What happened then? You big fucking pussy, get over yourself.
allthatisandeverwas 1 year ago
They should fake a boxer into a blogger to crack him up.
BlitzkriegBR 1 year ago
you know, who cares how bad Uwe Boll's movies are? he's doing what he wants to do with his life, who are we to tell him to do otherwise. just don't watch his horrible movies and get on with your own life. but seeing a filmmaker box his critics is pretty hilarious, indeed! i still say the nerd bloggers won because they've scarred him enough to have made him seek physical retribution. that's power.
lemizoid 1 year ago
You know if he put more time into making a movie instead of trying to fight people who call his movies shit he might not get so asshurt he has to fight them.
I wonder how long until he makes bully: the movie. He can even star in it.
hinro 1 year ago
fedor hates uwe's films, boll, fight him!
jasperminer 1 year ago
Lowtax got what he deserved. What a stupid blogger. Words aren't so effective when you're right in the guy's face, are they?
AlsoTheCheese33 1 year ago
Hahahaha Uwe is the man
RandomBrit 1 year ago
Kudos for the (awful) film makers offer to get in the ring and kudos for some of the critics having the stones to accept.
omganotherun 1 year ago
crazy gamer and atomic head, you are next, you little hoes
teupraubrau 1 year ago
I'd like to box with Uwe (I suck at making movies) Boll. I can damn well take a punch, and I'm too stupid to know where to quit. Hell, I would love to see him verses Jason David Frank.
SeanTheOriginal 1 year ago
So where's Ivan Drago when you need him?
Cellmate412162 1 year ago
So no one kicked his ass? Fucking pussy reporters.
BPBloodeye 1 year ago
i could take him
WhatAboutTheProles 1 year ago
His only decent movie was Rampage. Everything else...God no.
And you gotta love the logic. They say my movies suck so I will challenge them to a boxing match. Brilliant.
gamingeagle19 1 year ago
boxing?...doesn't mean anything. uwe is at least 30 or 40 pounds heavier than the other guy, its not a fair fight
wam226 1 year ago
This is an example of real life nerd rage
azn3000 1 year ago
Here's the thing. Give any top boxer a writing or directing job and he'll no doubt do better than Uwe freakin' Boll!!
McLarenMercedes 1 year ago
uwe boll is awesome
slapchoppa 1 year ago
Hahah. I'm terrible with my own muay thai skills, and I would still LOVE to fight Uwe Boll. Jesus, at least I'm six foot with some idea of how to throw a punch. Uwe Boll is an okay boxer, a terrible director, and a complete idiot. Dr. Uwe Boll... What a joke.
ruebuscm 1 year ago
uwe boll should commit suicide. also lol at lowtax being a "blogger"
shitnrun 1 year ago
the bloggers were told it was a pr stunt, but set them up, prick
chasingcatpoop 1 year ago
i'll beat you up till you love my movies
gilakuda 1 year ago
lol richard is a bitch
Turksdahustla 1 year ago
Go Uwe!
mickeyfuckubusteni 1 year ago
Think about it, these guys got to punch the mouth that says "action" in making all those crappy movies!
ccricers 1 year ago
What a pussy throw some punches
Kallen2121 1 year ago
The bloggers may be black and bruised, but in a few weeks, it will heal.
In a few weeks however, Uwe Boll's movies will still be terrible.
JakballGene 1 year ago 63
@JakballGene lol say that in the ring next to him thats what is bad about the internet it is so faceless and inpersonal this is why this is such a cool thing that Boll did
neilss1 10 months ago
@JakballGene
I really wish I could thumbs up your comment like a million times.
SaKuRa661 8 months ago
Y'know his fans are the same? Badmouth Boll and they yell and scream and block you from commenting on their videos.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW somebody call them a WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBULANCE.
millinniummany3k 1 year ago
holy shit
Protection220 1 year ago
fuck you uwe boll
thatrabbitguy 1 year ago
Uwe Boll makes Michael Bay look like the greatest director to ever live.
rocketsauced 1 year ago
@rocketsauced Hey, Uwe is a great filmmaker!
Without him we'd have les