Go the F*** to Sleep

[StitchedElf]

Ahahahaha I wish i could read this to the kids at the daycare i work at

[reversingmemories]

It's 1:11 right now. This helped me go to sleep. Goodnight everyone.

[SirChubbyBunny]

This helps me sleep at night :)

[kylefreimedia1]

funny, it was meant to be a joke, and it got published

[guranad0]

8 seconds in and i'm already laughing.. oh justine xD

[paolaboscan]

LMAO. I never laughed so freaking hard :) YOUR MY HERO...

[catsowntheinternet]

i will read this book to my children.

[catsowntheinternet]

this is my favorite book ever.

[joshmofour]

Luv the sound effects!!! Best video yet!!!!!!

[AnimeLen]

OMGG LOL XDD I LOVE YOU

[cabantv123]

i remember in 2010 she yelled at me LOL

[Joknbo]

If you just go the f*buffer* to sleep

[maddiearyanna]

Sounds like it was written by Justine LOL

[WellitsJustMeXD]

God.... I need to go the fuck to sleep...

[MyNameIsMaddynStuff]

"Go the Fuck to sleep"

Yes Justine.

[liliprincess717]

I read that book a couple months ago :) hilarious.

[KTBEverlasting]

I really thought she wrote the book.

[XxiluvyouuxX]

I want that book

[mygez]

lmao XD

[FatPanda4444]

I found this book in my friends car? :?

[ishallcallhersquishy]

Samuel L. Jackson wishes he could read this book like Justine.

[LesliMademoiselle]

hi there found you tonight love you and your channel awesome hon.

love your humor its about time we get some beautifull funny women on yt!! Hugs hon, Lesli

[FredFreek678]

I LOVE THIS BOOK! My dad bought it and read it for me. <3

[katinatreesee]

oh man i JUST BOUGHT THIS! gasp! how have i not seen this earlier

[tammystarfish]

Haha madd

[GaaraxChopstickx]

XDD!!!

[heyheyshelzay]

Who wrote this book?? LOL.

[Danielaway]

@heyheyshelzay  Adam Mansbach, it is in the description

[heyheyshelzay]

HAHAAAAAHAHAAAAAHAAAHAAAAA

[hannahd9808]

Read Heather has two mommies.

[ImagineerStitch]

You need to make an audiobook of this!

[LittleActressMelissa]

I went on a field trip to a college today.

This book was in the bookstore we checked out.

i screamed "JPMETZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!" when i saw it. i proceeded to the checkout line, but wasnt allowed to buy it and got yelled at.

For you, Justine.

[1575windwolf]

I have totally seen this book being sold at Spencers XD

[emmaxxbeautyxx]

Where did u find this? I want it

[oThatkido]

READ MORE BOOKS IVE WACHED THIS AND ALL YOUR OTHER BOOKS 10 TIMES ATLEAST PLEEAASSSEE!!!!!!!! HAHA YOU SO FUNNEH

[ToddLamming]

What is that beep noise you use to cover swearing because i really would like it for ym new video please JP ! :D x

[MsRudeprincess]

Hell No You Cant Go To The Bathroom! You Know Where You Can Go The F**K to Sleep!!!!!!!!!! Funny As Hell!!!!! :D

[freakenninjakrystal]

found this book at barnes n noble (:

[truda88]

I don't know what your problem is, But I'll bet it'll be hard to pronounce.

[spikepurple13]

hahaha. you're my new favorite. suscribed. XD going the fuck t0 sleep n0w jeez...

[MiotasSisceal]

This is so much better than Samual L Jackson's narration. :D

[C7N2D8]

lol "so, alright this is done"

[JellyBelly2148]

never gets old lol

[Emikanno]

I'll go the fuck to sleep only if Justine can be in my dream

[xSunkissedSkies]

NOTE : These are the ACTUAL words in the book. LOL.

[SurgicalPhoenix]

I actually saw this book in the shops last week, thought of this video & laughed hysterically.

[gyqz]

OK OK...I'm fokking going to sleep! Sheesh... Oh, eehhrrmm, will you be my faghag?

[Betmig]

I always play this when i'm going to sleep. ^-^ <3

[birdy369]

you're so great that you hardly had to look at the book to read it.

[SoAsianTv]

i showed this to my sisters because they cant leave me alone to let me sleep

[Lorz0908]

I'm gonna watch this every night before I go to sleep.

[fredsmithlikespotato]

I went to a book store, found this book, and read it to my friends. I almost got kicked out until I told them that I first heard of the book from jpmetz. After knowing that, they said it was fine.

[ProgressiveBoink]

why doesn't justine narrate every book ever?

[PhantomCaptin]

that book explains why male lions eat other cubs :Y

[joshuamvlog]

I shall read this book to my kids if they can't sleep, and enforce my kids to read this revered, legendary literature to their kids, if their kids cannot sleep and descending on

[Taegein8]

lol

[iMapleSyrupi]

This book is the greatest thing ever to be written.

[Racerlion1]

Please go the 'pop!' to sleep!

[teikominowa]

is that book real Lol

[yannagrl24]

@teikominowa yes it is real!!

[whenak]

Haha it's funny how I am actually in bed going to sleep while watching this video

[BluBerryPi]

This is only funny BEFORE you have kids.

Once you have them, however, whenever you

desperately try to put them to sleep, you realize how

true this book is. It's quite pathetic. The "bathroom"

excuse and the "water"? Depressingly true. And the part

where you feel like a failure as a parent? Don't lie. You know

you've had those moments.

[AmiriKiri]

I like sam L better :(

[hoohoocat71]

Is that a real book...?

[minkoize]

@hoohoocat71 yea its real.

[gnruble]

LOL that's a childrens book, eh?

[KillerDonnaKYO]

LOVE IT

[laxitudeeeee]

you are da best

[CarrieeeXx]

my mam his this book :L

[punkystatic]

This book describes my childhood from age 2-5.

[happyfacerainbows]

I watched this video at 2am, I now have this sudden urge to go the fuck to sleep.

[AngelBug109]

This book is totally you!

[piratesquirtmomo]

JpMetz, I wish you raised me

[icarlyfan740]

thumbs up if you think jpmetz is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nest1089]

It's funny at first. . but the repetitiveness becomes annoying. .

[EmmaBee143]

I think i've gotta read this to my little sister

[matysip]

lie the f*k to sleep.... darling.

xDD

[nycfanatic383]

i loveee juicy queef. you're fabulous.

[The01Gaby]

Thumbs up for the repetitive annoying song ;D

[OfficialMoniChannel]

i swear its a book you could write

[xoxokatie4397]

no words.

[KR33TAR]

LMAOOOOOOOO

[ItsMeDoreen]

Could anyone be a better narrator? =D

[ItsMeDoreen]

 Could anyone be a better narrator?

[PFCMARINE]

I want this book



[PFCMARINE]

HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!



[TheKatyLady1]

If JPmets was my mother i would be half god

[AngelBug109]

Lol oh I could picture the preschool teacher reading this to the kiddos before nap time and the kids come home asking "mommy what does fuck mean?" Lol

[PurpleHatFilms]

This beats the Samuel L. Jackson Version.

[lovelylexoliciousx]

My future kids will go to the first day of kindergarten quoting this as their favorite book. The child protection agencies will come to me, n i'll be all like, "Jpmetz made me love it :)''

By then, justine will be famous, so it'll all be fine (:

[Alocinlegna74]

it seems like the kind of book you might write.....just kiding not not really!!!!

[babygirl62796]

i was going to buy this book at barnes and noble.

[Adelynthe]

HELL IS NOT A CURSE!! It's a damn place. According to christian people.. lol *unintentionally start a religious war* mwahaha

[lindalovesmusic1]

haha, been there done that!!

[liveamplified]

im gonna set this up so it plays every night right before i go to sleep.

[thatonemofoyouknow]

Why are videos unrelated to makeup in your makeup channel? ):

[MiniM00ser]

@thatonemofoyouknow she's wearing makeup, isn't she?

[JacolynOWNS]

@thatonemofoyouknow ... are you new

[AprilReign]

beats the hell outa "Goodnight Moon"

[EyeDareEwe]

The word "sleep" is so funny to me now. XD

[RandomSabznTuni]

i just bought the book!!!!!!!! 

[GamerGirl000]

who else looked up this book after you saw this?lol

[missswimchick13]

i cant believe thats a real book!!! now i wanna go buy it!!

[fal00la]

I bought this book a few weeks ago. Thought of you while I was cracking up, reading it while in line at the checkout.

[XMariaXgueraX]

I want this book lol

[Wolfloverclub]

I fell asleep to this video.

[BoomBoomInYurRoom]

lmao i loved ur face as u read this

[TaraBearaBaby]

Are you sure you didnt write this? <3



[behindthesoul]

I want that book!

[emo2b]

I think if JpMetz narrated my textbooks that I'd actually pay attention

[minkoize]

@emo2b if she was a teacher that would be epic. :D

[Crerusha]

Where did u find that book i want it

[Ireallywantacookie]

I put this on my fb so people can admire your greatness and now my whole family waches jpmetz. :P

[MisaROXw00t]

I love that book now xD

[SeanniferTubez]

OMG... I literally watch this on repeat. I can't stop laughing!

[Aglaseia]

Haha, why have my parents never read this to me...?

My kids are going the fuck to sleep.

[Aglaseia]

Haha, why have my parents never read this to me...?

My kids are going the fuck to sleep.

[kidfromNZ1]

Podcasts just aren't the same as the videos, because I can't see your gorgeous face while you talk D:

[Ninalol100]

You will be a great mother!! and you're gonna be my babysitter when i have children! :D

[Zootech12]

" hell no you can't go to the bathroom " LMAO XD

[TheElectricDreamer93]

I want this. I'll read it to all the kids I babysit.

[Minikimii]

Y-you were at VidCon? Q_____Q Even more sadness I was in Taiwan at the time. -le sigh-

[12musicnotes]

"lie the f**k down darling" lol

[RehkaLoversULol]

thts a amazing story for a child:)

[brettreecedean]

I Love JPMETZ book reviews

[itsmari4u]

im watching this with my 2 year old, we love it! she might JuST go the fk to sleep!!!

[clazzofoeight]

Yassssssssssss!!! I love this book with everything in me! And all the sound effects for the curse words made this all the funnier! LMAO!

[DrSeizure]

I wish justine was my mom so she could tell me to go the fuck to sleep everynight :)

[BrianMayniac]

I wish Justine would tell me to go the f**k to sleep.

[AllenGray47]

36 people won't go the fuck to sleepXD

[shrimpishere]

Adam Mansbach + JPMetz = true love

[jacobduncan123]

I WAS PUT IN KISS MY ASS COMMENT TIMEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHFBASKLDNFUIOHASDKN­F[BUIASDF7TG-9AOBNODGB[9[SDFG7­9AYGIOSHDGIOS0DYG79AS-D[HFGOAS­DJKHGJO[ASYD9UAGSDJIOGUSDFOGY[­A8O[JSFIOGH89SAYDGA

[lumrules]

@jacobduncan123 That is a good expression of how I feel also

[michael616joaquin]

i want to play with her naughty bits and then jpmetz in her face ; ) lol

[sweetclip33]

Where the hell did you get that book who the hell is fucking sick enough to write that

[VidaVida98]

@sweetclip33 They have it at Barnes and Noble

[kristygloria]

@sweetclip33 its in the description, idiot...

[sweetclip33]

@kristygloria really bitch where did she get it

[Rollonthefield]

Go the Pop to sleep.

[offlinestatus]

jpmetz > Samuel L. Jackson

[TheRockerchick3333]

where did u get this book!!?!!?

[ShexiiiLExi]

this made me go to sleep.[:

[iLeannMarie]

best book in the world.. especially cause shes reading it..(:

[LoneGuatemalan]

i work at a bookstore and i remember selling this book. thank you for reading it to me.

[KickingGeese]

@krisisnkaos freshlook colorblends! the color is sterling grey

[KickingGeese]

@BaseAndAcid good!

[KickingGeese]

@Lv80MageFTW good!

[JojoKuhl]

From now on i'm only "going the f*** to sleep" if Justine says it to me :)

[DiNgFrIeSaReDoNe43]

my dog was being annoying and i said, lie the fuck down my darling and sleep, he listened. i love you.

[MaraZys]

I work at a day care and all the workers were reading this book during our break. It was hilarious because it's so true! Nap time is the worst because you know the kids are crying and fussing because they are tired and you just wanna say 'If you're tired go to fucking sleep then!" LOL

[Amphiprionic]

I LOVE THAT BOOK :O

[MsCookiemonster714]

dumb

[TheOceansFire]

I click your adds: love me, damnit!

[StylinPinkDancer]

You gave us such a thorough and insightful review of the book, "Go the Fuck to Sleep," that I posted this video as my status on Facebook. Thank you, Justine. :)

[TheSilentRefuge01]

Justines strange but awesome personality humors me!

[robinna]

I would pay good money for bits of this in the form of a ringtone.

[effinerika]

i was in a terrible mood until i watched this.-3

[cOoKiEzMoNsTaA03]

I saw that banner at the top of your page, how do you do that?

[HalfAMileAway]

lol i bought this book on amazon!

[ilovegemo]

You put me the fOk asleep...

[skullz516]

World Peace

[zoeemail25]

I want u as my mother ur are so amazing nice and caring

[XxGorexCelxX]

I wouldn't go the fOk to sleep because then I wouldn't be able to watch JPmetz. What kind of catastrohe is that besides the biggest on Earth?

[xWonderbolt]

OMG. YOU DONT MAKE VIDEOS DAILY. YOU MAKE ME SAD JUSTINE :(

[allthingsSparkle]

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT BOOK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? my moms been bugginh me, she wants it badly!!!

[alliepaige5260]

Did you write this book? ;)