New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

[darkshotmaker]

Must buy one now...

[TroPy1n]

Really?? no Sarah Jessica Parker joke on top

you dissapointment me internet

[Erduk]

I'm laughing pretty hard at this...

[p0kediamond]

This has to be a joke :| is this for real :|

[Sphynra]

@p0kediamond You've never eaten from a feed bag?

[j4ck70t]

AMERIKA AT ITS BEST

[mataradada]

this is just STUPID .......

[metznimbo29]

This comment has been in violation of H.R.3261 "SOPA" and has been removed.

[vjm3]

If only our heads would evolve to better accomodate this feed bag miracle.

[sarahfulker100]

@phdan thts funny cuz its not funny like any1 would really do tht go get a life

[Jcolinsol]

Totally outdated thanks to the handy Cinco Food-Tube.

[Doomed2Hell]

@Jcolinsol Yeah, and the FoodTube is a lot safer than forks. Just kind of a hassle cutting holes in every restaurant table I sit at.

[diziamonddave]

Shasta's new look same disgusting fucking taste campaign looks very promising

[sarahfulker100]

dude this stuff is so fake! where do u find these ppl to do it?! well u can tell they r fake and its not even funny so stop! its not kewl dude. it just makes u look retarded! stop, just stop. no1 likes u bcuz u have no life so stop...

[doolittlesy1]

@sarahfulker100 trooooooooooooooooooooooolllll­llllllllllllll

[phdan123]

@sarahfulker100 Not sure if you're trolling, or if you have fetal alcohol syndrome

[spacer125]

i would buy this.

[Danny77uk]

I wish the Onion was still this funny :(

[Yohko86]

LOL, they look like a bunch of horses with those feeder bags on!

[TOXICSDOMaIN]

I love the onion

[jasa159]

The sad this would be a best seller..

[MajorRugburn]

well that was just too much. milk out of nose, laughing uncontrollably!!!

[snake0076969true]

sometimes i don't feel like moving my arms

[matenzo]

yummmm....

[regaladosmw2]

So funny

[FHpuella12]

The sad thing is that I can see this becoming a thing...

I'm embarrassed to be an American...

[AceDoubleG]

BTW THIS IS FAKE....

[KingSafe]

@AceDoubleG this channel may have unorthodox way of sending message out there. but i still prefer this channel for some truth over foxnews. for exampel the message is stop shoving down food ya fat bastards and start loosing wieght.

[JJboy1992]

OMG I HATE HAVING TO LIFT MY HAND TO MY FACE!

[Badboy4c1]

America - Where Pizza is a vegetable.

[metznimbo29]

@Badboy4c1 Ha, so true. Our greedy schools are to blame; if you didn't know they urged the "law" to pass for pizza *sauce* so they could keep buying their lower-than-McDonalds grade shit to feed the students...

[williamkendrick]

luv your humor onion but this kinda made me sick to my stomach

[nintendofool]

I know this is the onion and its a joke, but if these were real, I wouldn't be eating out of one of those you look like a fucking dog with a muzzle!! lol

[doctorjoey3]

Sheriff Joe is going to love this..........no more china, utensils, tablecloths, and those fresh flower bud vases on each table will be gone, hell, he won't need the tables either, more money saving ideas - coming soon in Sheriff Joe Pink !!! LOL

[cozmo1303]

IS THIS FOR REAL ????? OMG WHAT ARE WE BECOMING. 

[bollocks2who]

@cozmo1303 It's a fucking comedy sketch!! Haven't you heard about Onion News??

[CommanderCoward]

That one person was using hands!

[tangodimitri]

Nom nom nom :O

[crysta2k2]

"I'm suing! My son ate an action figure, in his McDonald's kiddie feedbag! He ate it, it whole thing! Now he's barfing up plastic - Damn you, yum brands."

[lzrlightshow]

@crysta2k2

shut the fuck up, your not funny little bitch.

[stewy1897]

It wouldn't be too hard to believe this...

[sgalley22]

it's so funny but so gross

[m1c000l]

being completely serious i know a couple of people who would like to use this

[TheYouwontgetit]

it's not safe when it covers nose as well...

[WildMan7856]

@TheYouwontgetit Valid point, but you could solve that with a nose snorkel or something.

[TheYouwontgetit]

@WildMan7856 ...or drilling a hole to one's neck and sticking a straw through...

[WildMan7856]

@TheYouwontgetit Naw, that's too much work, and it could get infected

[hemir9]

Ehm, don't horses do that?

[blaw569]

Micheal Moore must have invented this.

[S1deshowRobP5]

Wouldn't put it past us

[TheNoobiezz]

I WANT FEED BAG FOR MCDONALDS!!

[TheNoobiezz]

I WANT FEED BAG FOR MCDONALDS!!

[onedeathbyflame]

They took this from College humor

[mskydolphin]

I took an american girl dancing, she made the band skip. So I took her swimming, she stepped onto the diving board and it lowered her into the pool. Bah dump bah!

[WafflezDay]

This wouldn't just effect America you fools! It would go to all the fast food restaurants in the world.

[mumblezzz1the1ninja]

why does it seem like so many people think this is real -_-

[44rears]

welcome to america

[RegularGamesPlayer]

LMAO, it's only a matter of time.

[GeneralGiantPanda]

So much bitching. This reporter asks, why?

[TheUsername1029]

HOLY SHIT! is there a patent for this!?!?

[krakle1718]

you know whats scary? this may actually be what the future holds hahahaha

[redpenguin85]

its like the "Walle" movie.

[musickluva01]

seriously why are people getting mad its just a joke. haven't y'all seen the onion movie or the kentucky fried movie. damn it's just a joke lighten up

[cokewon]

Have you seen this video??? you have? Ok Now go back and read the words at the bottom

[DragonAce9]

@chase4926 way to make the same point 2 times idiot

[jvolk665]

I like how worked up and patriotic Americans get over a joke...

[chase4926]

Despite what most idiots think, not all Americans are "fat, stupid, idiotic, [and] stereotyped." And if you think those things, well your an idiot.

[yusiftheranger]

Mark my words kids, you may be laughing at it, but this is really how it's gonna be in the real future, with lazier, fatter, more idiotic and "busier" people...

[WatchYoFucknLanguage]

This is fake.

There's no fatasses. WTF

[Dawnbringerify]

@WatchYoFucknLanguage 0:51 theres one.

[tahaguy]

why is this flagged?

[darkforeverxy2]

EEWWWW o-O I know it's fake but that's just gross o-e

[thecapone45]

0:48,,, LMAO!

[ICodeInDreams]

The ad in the top right for this video is "Launch your career in nutrition."

LOOOOOL

[zeitgeist1958]

Wow, sorry for the typos. Didn't have my glasses on! Yes, I can spell, just can't see ;-)

[zeitgeist1958]

Fat does not correlate witg stupid. Calling Americans fat an stupid shows youe own lack of class and intelligence.

[hhyunsseok]

I wouldn't mind this except that i would only ever consider this for popcorn at cinemas.

[bborda4life1]

@wederwoord CH also brought me here

[wederwoord]

CH brought me here

[xk3naix]

i find this gross

[vjm3]

They should next make a long sewer ditches on the sides of the roads, so I may pee and poop wherever I choose, whenever.

God I love technology. God bless America, and sometimes Aruba.

[periesicsd]

i'll bet my ass that this will actually gets developed!

[anonymousman555]

@ErikTekno I take it your not from the United States, so i thought that I would let you know that your native land, whatever country that is, is going to get fucked just like me and my fellow Americans.

[ErikTekno]

@joscott66 Yes Three years later i still see the irony in that but that, in itself, wont save your country from the fuck stick that is coming, you might think im a dumbfuck but you're from america; doesn't hold much weight!!! Peace; and good luclk

[thull21]

@ErikTekno Yeah because the Irish are known for being such enlightened, well mannered and healthy people.

[pinkypinkstery]

TO ALL THE PEOPLEWHO THINK THIS IS REAL. this isfake sheessssshhhhh its the awesome onion news network

[kidnflorida]

@pinkypinkstery No way - it's real.

[DobermansRock]

That would make my daily commute so much easier since I eat breakfast going to work and dinner driving home. I have a standard transmission and food gets in the way of shifting.

[Wafflehunter321]

thats really messy

[Nickdiaublow]

The Cheesy Trough lol

[kittencats9]

thats disgusting

[Zeta1347]

Study reveals video-game violence linked to high scores. I laughed so damn hard

[themau5trap2]

Three words. OM NOM NOM!!!

[ThemVaiders]

LOL Shasta soda comapny unveils new ad campaign "New look, same fucking disgusting taste" haha i love you onn

[roundhousekicker88]

I would seriously use one :|

[DESPlERRE]

I cant believe the amount of people who actually question if onion news is real...

[HolyBongOfGod]

the most believable satire on earth

[Juankinator]

lol at the idiots 3 comments below this one

[Dementiaize]

America.....u serious?!?

[FlegmaLivedinBeci]

Deliric e de vina!

[theppod]

this is a joke right?!

[elisabecas]

please!!! someone tell me this is a joke!! lazy even to eat! what kind of people are this???

[ColdClamChowder]

@elisabecas If you have to ask if it's a joke, then...well, I don't know.

[Wafflehunter321]

thats messy

[iamenjoi]

This was already invented, ONN....

It is called your mothers legs. :3

[Sorgun]

@iamenjoi you should have said "breasts"... makes more sense.

[MrChris4894]

@RedPilot1989 omg r u fuckin retarded. That is proof that u have never been to Europe , Africa. In fact ur probably the usual fat, stupid, idiotic, stereotyped american who has never even left his house.

[tahaguy]

@MrChris4894 hey asshole dont stereotype on americans. yea, some are overweight, but most kick ASS in sports, and have world class jobs that travel the world. even highschool kids travel the world for a class. so before you diss us maybe you should learn about us you hippocrite.

[WatchYoFucknLanguage]

@tahaguy fat americunt

[tahaguy]

@WatchYoFucknLanguage really dipshit? i live in indiana. no one is fat, we farm, we play basketball. thats it. fuck off. dont fuck with the usa

[WatchYoFucknLanguage]

@tahaguy im just kidden bro, i have relatives in indiana

[joeboomer69]

@tahaguy If you do a search for "indiana rate overweight obesity", you'll find that 73.4% of Indiana males are overweight or obese, compared with 71.2% of Americans (who are the fattest people in the world).

[ubermonkey120]

@MrChris4894 FUCK YOU AMERICA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY EVER YOU FAGGOT PIECE OF SHIT ITS BETTER THAN AFRICA AND EUROPE AND ASAINS AND ALL OF THE OTHER GAY ASS COUNTRIES YOU FAGGOT BITCH

[tkathryyn]

@ubermonkey120 lol. America is not the greatest country ever. Psycho. lol. You have too much american patriotism and ego. There will be a power shift soon. China is now becoming more powerful than USA,..firepower wise. China also has more money than USA. USA owes China 13 billion with huge interests. You should read the news more often..

[anonymousman555]

@tkathryyn And if China does anything, the US will stop trading raw materials with them and what will happen to the people of China then. Don't believe everything the liberal biased media says.

[tkathryyn]

@anonymousman555 Of course China won't do anything and they don't have to. The power shift is still inevitable.

[anonymousman555]

@tkathryyn To a one world government, not to any one country.

[tkathryyn]

@anonymousman555 Eventually, but not yet. Ego is too great.

[tkathryyn]

@ubermonkey120  Inbreds don't count fyi.

[NoahHertelendy]

@ubermonkey120 Since when Europe or Asia is a country? The reason why people in Europe think that you guys are dumb, is the people like you, who does not have even the basic knowledge to differentiate a continent from a country. The reality is, that 90 percent of the US population is stupid like shit, and probably 5% is the little elite group of top mind leaders, who control the rest ignorant consumer majority.

[ARandomAccount0]

@NoahHertelendy

Hey show me a source of where you got this information.

[EmbrunFalcon91]

@ubermonkey120 Not better than canada ;) fat american



[Enemybender]

@ubermonkey120 ty for ruining our reputation, IM SORRY GUYS it's one of mine -.- . I feel like im a teacher on a field trip and one of the kids is just like screaming nonstop...

[Rikimaru96]

@ubermonkey120

Umad bro?

Also, Ufat bro?

I think so.

[JewishNiggers99]

@ubermonkey120 youre fucked

[ilovedavidtennantDW]

@MrChris4894 oh c'mon, that might be the stereotype but not all americans r like that! Im a white middle class american teenager, and i help my mom make dosa, sushi, crepes, and hamburgers :P. ive been to Germany, England, Switzerland, Austria, Italy, France, Mexico, Jamaica, etc, and i'm going to tour europe with an orchestra next year. my friends speaks 3 languages (going on 4) fluently, and another knows the capitol of every country in the world. Did i meantion we're 14? we're ppl too!

[anjoskold]

@MrChris4894 why would he need to? everything is already here. africa is shit. europe is shit. in fact, you hate europe. proof? you have a call of duty video favorited, halo, etc. that's a product of american culture, buddy. stay jealous.

[henasee1]

I'm not a dog lol.

[WallyKurtz]

jasontman36 straps two of these on at a time!

[jasontman36]

@WallyKurtz WALLYKURTZ straps one on to do his wife!

[WallyKurtz]

@jasontman36 Hey, so what if I like to eat while we makey pony?

[jasontman36]

@WallyKurtz NOW THAT'S FAST FOOD!

[ivoandsumi]

ok I am not american pls some one tell me this shit is not real right I am scared man

[tigerfanfanatic72]

@ivoandsumi It's fake. Everything on the Onion is fake even though it may seem real at times. Where you from man?

[Alexr26]

They look like animals (like horses before a competition), I dont like feedbags. =/

This got to be a joke. If is not a joke, I just said "what a strange and sick people"

[OnELovEBEliEvE]

Omg duh ...I know it's not real. How much flouride and flu shots have you had this year?

[RedPilot1989]

For the people who believe this is real, its not you morons. The onion is a satirical news network that makes fun of issues in american life. So in other words , its a fucking joke. If anything this looks like smething that would actually exist in europe or africa lol

[PudkillerXIII]

@RedPilot1989

Yeah, since kids in africa think its to much work to eat normally.

/sarcasm

If you're going to call people out, dont make it so easy for people to call you out

[terrorlord15]

@RedPilot1989 if anything you'd realise its europe who make the most healthy and exquizet food that gets importanted to your country and its a global well known fact that over half of america's population is fat and europes well... isnt

and it shows how even more retarded you are because people in africa are starving as they have no food you stupid retarded prick.

[thull21]

@RedPilot1989 That's great, thank you for being a prime example of why other country's hate us. Because too many cunts open their mouth without know what the fuck they are talking about.

[kittykatro]

GOD, I knew americans are fat and stupid, but this is beyond ridiculous! They are so lazy they don't even want to use their hands when eating....What's next? A machine that will chew for them?

[8bitmagic]

@kittykatro THEY HAVE THAT?

[MrBigEnchilada]

@kittykatro you can take a few pills each labeled to be a certain vitamin/amino acid and you're good to go, no chewing or eating required.....

of course doing so means you still stay hungry...........

[gabefett]

@kittykatro You call us americans stupid while you actually believe this is real. This is an obvious fake and foreign retards like you actually believe it.

[kittykatro]

@gabefett Yeah....whatever....but you must admit that americans are indeed fat and stupid! Am I Right or Am I Right?

[gabefett]

@kittykatro I think you're making a very racist and stereotyping statement. There is an unfortunate number of obese people in the United States and we are ranked #17 out of education in the world. I am considered very smart by many and I know alot of very smart people but some people are downright idiots. There aren't as many fat people as you'd think.

[whozafeard]

@gabefett It's not racist since 'American' isn't a race

[gabefett]

@whozafeard Yes it is, dumbass. Race means a group of people of similar culture and heredity, mexican is a race, african is a race, and so is america.

[JuanDVene]

@kittykatro EXCUSE U?!?!?! I to be able to play the cello, act, sing, cook, i get As in all my classes (most of the time) Im billingual and currently working on Japanese AND i play golf and last time i checked the only time some one left America was either to be a tourist or they got a job transfer!

[JuanDVene]

@kittykatro SO SHUT UP U BIG-MOUTHED OAF!!!

[JuanDVene]

@kittykatro did i mention we were the FIRST PEOPLE TO LAND ON THE MOON

[ScrewedUpMinds]

I happened to be eating some KFC as I began watching this video. Not only was I put off my food by the images of blended food in this video, but I am now wracked with immense guilt and shame.

[HunterMann]

@lavndrose1 Actually you can keep the bag on your face and use it later to barf. Especially convenient for those who purge between meals...

[Detiminator]

come on now onion, i usually appreciate the biting satire of American life, but the rest of world already has an easy enough time believing this is actually how we all roll without your help :/

[blondiwithstyle]

Is this a joke?

[chocolatetuesday]

@blondiwithstyle YES.

[BBradshawProductions]

Homer Simpson: And here I am using my hands like a sucker.

[farneyblakeley]

I'm so hungry I could eat like a horse

[meg5493]

im so fat i'd buy the food trough just for my self so i could alone and not eat akwarly lik a pig with everyone else in my family

[mufeez666]

this is going to a super redneck level ever seen before..

[TheCapsule4]

FAKE

[djjosh34445]

@TheCapsule4 No really?

[JuanDVene]

@TheCapsule4 tell me something i dont know!!!

[bklee83]

"sometimes i dont feel like movin my arms" i TOTALLY know where your comin from dude

[Asheth]

XD jeeze. lol. it would be so funny if they actually did make something that shot food into your car as you passed it by on the road... funny, but sad.

[atosafi1]

Only in America...

[JuanDVene]

@atosafi1 NU-UUUUH!!! XP

[HybriiD122]

Um... aefnoauiefnaio

HAHAAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAAHA

[Caldari1]

"It's hot steamy food in your face right noww." Haha so hilarious.

[Academic1Researcher]

LOL the family style feed troff

[JedwardAreDaBest]

Is this for real??

[JuanDVene]

@JedwardAreDaBest OF COURSE NOT

[lakersmj]

are becoming animals shit man!

[obamasmash]

The cheeze trough was epic!

[sebastianstrand]

EEUUUUUUW hahahahaaaa

[hancockcorey]

Woooooow

wtf were not mules but i really wont to try this you can play video games without taking you hand off the controller