Ross The Intern Mathews Talky Blog: them's fightin' words.

[mikeladeroute1]

Fag!

[jak4073]

i agree with daria, u should teapea his house

[zinjon]

Ross,.. I have just discovered your Bolg.... and I LOVE it,... ( and I love you also..... in a good way :o))... Ross,..... you NEED a talk show ! If anybody from the net works see this .... GIVE ROSS A TALK SHOW !.... he would be GREAT, and so much fun to watch !

[DarknessXIsXHome]

i was giggling at planm a, but when you went DAMMIT! i was off the chair laughing

[your0average0nobody]

Watermelon and milk makes me watery bups lol

Dude Ross lol i would have went pft let my dog pee then if he said somehting i would have tookthe poop in the bag and drop it on his lawn andwalk away lol you dont say nothing bout my dogs familyor friends of you gotta deal with me i dont care if you say soemhting bout me but frends and family ur dead ur gonna wish you hadent said it cause honestly ill kil you lol same with my dogs ut dead like i dont care who you are your dead!

[kelcikelcikelci]

I'm totally boycotting Perez. You're so much more rad.

[ksue82]

This video gave me the giggles. I love when that happens. Luv ya Ross !!!

[Tay292]

actually male dogs there urine is good for the grass

[cyanidewhore]

well i had a neighbor that always called the cops on my dogs for jumping over the fence. but they would lure my dogs over the fence, so it was their fault but they called the cops on us. so yeah, that was my rude neighbor experience. but we moved, and they didn't take away my joy. :]]

[gumbostation]

dammit aha

[kimmie315]

I recently found your talky blog; I know, where have I been? It's great, I can't stop watching it and you're such an awesome person :-D

[lisajo07]

I feel the same about my dogs! They are like my children.

[chiknees]

OMG! I got shit from neighbors a few times for walking my dog on their stupid ugly lawn. I think the best thing to do is just avoid "their" space. I know that some dog owners out there are irresponsible and oblivious to cleaning after their pets. So, Ross, I think you have the right approach to dealing with your neighbor and continue being a responsible dog owner :). YAY!

[saintfranny]

OMG Ross, I just freaking lost it. When you revealed your Plan A for your mean neighbor, I got such a fit of the giggles. I Luv that - happens so rarely

To quote WHMS - I'll have what You're having - JOY!

[artvisionary]

I walk past a house which has a handmade sign "Curb your Dog!" in the yard; the sign is a coathanger, with a 'for sale' placard taped to it w. electrical tape. on one side it says 'for sale'/'curb your dog!' on the other. The yard has plastic flowers in it. ha ha. I laugh every time I walk my dogs past his house, and yes, I curb my dogs and always pick up their poo.

[tarynactress]

Oh dear... well I had a friend that was mean to me recently. But you know what: THEY CAN'T TAKE AWAY MY JOY!

[SharkSport]

you spilled your drink on me at Akbar, but i still like you. the more i like you the more i cant stand the unfunny and highly unattractive bernie mac.

[whitnova]

You and Daria are such a great team :-)

[BravoSparky]

Gross the intern = meatspin : )

[hartldo]

Ross: You bring me so much JOY!

[bigjman28]

Wow, "toot" and "piddle" all in one blog....that was funny!!! As for your neighbor I would suggest taking some MMA classes and then beating the crap outta him lol j/k. Keep up the funny blogs! P.S. Daria is hot, she should be in more of your vids lol

[Chaseboxers]

aMAzing!

[123sheena123]

i had a neighobor lik dat he "mysterious" was disapeared mohahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hhaahhahah

[queenlizzie]

I had a neighbor like that. I had a suspicion he was doing something naughty, so I called the cops on him when he was having a Christmas Eve get-together at his house. Half the people at the party got arrested while I waved from the window. :)

[y2kcsc]

you CRACK ME UP!! "toot" - hahahahahahhhaaaa!!

[lovablexc]

"if he wasn't a big man" Ross you are a freaking riot. I love seeing ur blogs, It's truly a great way to end my evening. xoxoxo

[myNAMEisBOB]

i love you ross! i think you have like... the nicest teeth i've ever seen. i always watch the tonight show and i always love thursday nights cuz thats when i get to see your bit. its the best! =) you're SO funny!

[klim1sl]

I can't believe someone would get so upset over a little piddle!

[Pinkraider]

If you eat TOO much watermelon you will get the toots! lol

[traecline]

Watermelons and cucumbers both have that effect on me..so gross! I agree with Kleeklai, kill him with kindness. And Daria I think you're great! If you're counting calories and you have a bad day, just reduce the amount you have the next to try to counter-balance it. That whole calorie-cycling thing helps a lot in times like that.

[kleeklai]

kill him with kindness.leave a silly apology card from the "teaspoon of piddle person".it will erase the bad feelings & put it into perspective for him.

[desi421]

That picture of your baby is the cutest I've ever seen! I'm glad you walked away instead of resorting to violence, it never solves anything! HAHA Although it feels good =)

[ambersumiko]

Everyday you should throw the bag of poop at him.. but be all stealthy about it. Like hide in a bush and throw it.

[Bunnygirl3]

You rock!!! i can watch you talk all day!! and i love Daria's name...

[jenny9239]

I don't know about watermelon making people burb, but orange soda always gives me the hiccups for some strange reason.

[clio2418]

I don't tune in for Daria. Get rid of her. We love YOU Ross, not your sidekicks.

[klim1sl]

That's mean!

[carsonharper]

Ross - I adore you! I'm from Seattle and loved seeing you driving up I-5 to surprise your delightful mom for Mother's Day! You really brighten my life... ~Theresa

[deter4955]

Well, my neighbor's dog attacked our old dog 'puff' and I let my temper go and I threatened to hit there dog with a golf club, becuase my pet is important to me and I was trying to protect it so yeah thats my story

[lindros97]

And Daria, next time you crave McDonalds....just think of that movie "supersize me" and that should stop any cravings you have!! :)

[lindros97]

I had a neighbor like that once.What I did was to borrow my friends huge dane and took him for a walk one day. you should have seen his face when i told him that there was a new dog in town! Then the dane proceeded to poop right next to his lawn, you should have seen his face! The next day when i brought MY dog outside, not one word was said about it from then on!!

[absolutelyxfab]

sooooo dam cute

lovs it

[BreeinOC]

my encounter over a parking space in manhattan beach. i said, i am sorry you are so unhappy with your life. he didn't know what to say. if you go on and on they tune out. one sentence is enough to get them think about what you said. if he says, i am unhappy with your dog piddling on my lawn you can say, in the grand scheme of things and over the course of our whole life is that really such a big deal? then walk away. getting into a confrontation is not winable and will only upset you.

[Shaggy2dawg]

3rd comment

[Suriahlin]

"DAMMIT!" Ahahahahaaa.

[laurenh1477]

you are a superstar.