@arcturusnfshp neither is homosexuality you bigot. The bible also says that wearing clothes made out of multiple fabrics is a sin. Should we ban that too?
@DCooper720 Ha I was trying to be sarcastic. It did not work. Long story short, banning homosexuality is a horrible stupid idea because we don't live in a theocracy governed by the rules of the bible.
@joeratti Your comment is uninformed and purely stereotypical. I have many gay friends and none of them are anxious to draw attention to themselves, nor are they immoral. They're responsible individuals with character and integrity. Immoral behavior exists in all walks of life. You can't put all gay people in one basket and label them immoral. While we're on the subject, what "immorality" are you referring to?
Bush probably wanted to get rid of the gays in the military because he was having dreams of our soldiers doing Richard Simmons exercises in the middle of a battle in the Mid-East.
ummm, I think the word you're looking for is "You." "U" is just a letter. Also, the earth wasn't created 7000 years ago either, so you're back to square one. I suggest you take some time off form reading your Bible and focus on what's been discovered in the past... 500 years or so. Oh, and also, I'm not American, I'm Canadian, I don't live at home, I live in my own house off campus from a University. Do you know what a University is? Oh wait, of course you don't, haha how silly of me. Go choke.
@adrianxt76 so if 1 day for God is 1000 days for people, and God took 7 days, that's 7000 days for us. Was the earth created in 7000 days? no. it wasn't. wake the fuck up.
@adrianxt76 oh wooow, good comeback. you called me a freak, I'm sooo hurt. despite the fact that you are already dumb enough to believe the earth was created in 7 days, you just over-proved yourself. based on what you believe and what you just said, I can honestly say you're one of the dumbest people on the face of this 4.5 billion year old earth. glad to know youre awake. now go do society a favour and try to walk across the sea. like Jesus.
You know what screw all these pastors who try to "read and interpret" from the bible on Sunday mornings, Lewis Black is the only interpreter you'll ever need
AND ANOTHER AMERICAN FAMILY IS DESTROYED!!! Lol, I love Lewis Black. He states his opinions and makes them funny. I love that most of what he says is absolutely true.
If u actually believe that there is archeological or scientifical evidence to support creationisim then ur a dumbass the earth formed in billions of years I mean u can have fAith but know when the story is just hiving a moral, in this case it's saying god is all powerful or in adam and eve there was no snake or Adam or eve but the moral is to not sin, I mean think about, a talking snake, really?
actually there is plenty of archeological evidence that supports the 7 day creation theory, fossils can be made quickly after a flood, doesn't need millions of years, and if you track human population growth patters and go backward you discover that man started from about 4,200 years ago, were not fucking nuts, we just don't believe in the government indoctronation that is in our school systems like fuckin communist china so fuck you! hahaha
Ummm, do you even know how quickly fossils CAN BE made? Even IF one could be made in a 7 day period, how do you account for all the other fucking ones out there? For that matter, how do you account for carbon dating, radiometric dating, mass species extinction (over 90% of all the species that have ever lived on earth have gone extinct). I'm sorry, but the 7 day thing (6 to be really technical) is a big load of shit factually speaking. Oh, and I'm an active Christian too. I just.......think!
fossils can be made in just a few years after being buried quickly by massive amounts of water think of something in else in the bible that accounts for the extinction of 99% of life a world wide flood carbon dating and radio metric dating are seriously flawed they only keep the numbers and data that support the fossil record theory if they get any other numbers they discard them till they get the ones they want oh and fossil record was made up years before carbon dating so you dont think at all
Yeah, carbon dating and radiometric dating are flawed...the further back you date something! Even when you stay within the realm of decent prediction of the age of something with carbon dating...it can still go back many thousands of years prior to even the oldest calculable age the bible (or any religious text) offers. When I state that above 90% extinction factoid, I was including sea creatures as well, something your great flood CAN'T explain. Sorry, but you are the one who lacks thought.
further still, you can look to outer space for age discrepancies in the bible. Like, ohhhh, I dunno....the age of the universe itself! Current CONSERVATIVE estimates put it at about 13 to 20 BILLION years old. This of course, is measured by the furthest distance we can see into it, and the speed of light. Distance of that magnitude is measured in LIGHT YEARS, the distance light travels in one year. By this system alone, we already have disproven the age of the universe as given by the bible.
loll idiot if you actually read the bible it says that god created everything in one spot and then he "stretched out the heavens," meaning he created the stars here and then put them into their places that we now know them to be in, actually read the bible if you're going to debate it moron
B) Believe it or not, I've read Genesis a few times
C) 7 days. Really? You'd believe that? No possible way it could be a metaphor for say, 7 years, 7 million years, 7 BILLION years?! No, just 7 days? Yeah.....
Oh, that one spot thing...sounds an aweful lot like oh....I don't know.....THE BIG BANG!
The bible is not a debatable thing, because debates are factually centered, not faithfully or spiritually centered.
Ummm, yeah, I have read the bible. And that still doesn't account for the fact that the Earth is YOUNGER than the rest of the universe, which discounts your "it was created here then put out there" notion.
And by the by, I have read the bible. Nice bedtime story. But I think they got their dates wrong. It just doesn't match the facts we now have. That's why personally, I don't BELIEVE in Genesis like a blind fool.
have they tested stars to see how old they are? have they travel there to receive samples and test them? no so your the blind fool for just assuming they're older, try to back up your claims with evidence not just statements
The further away the light source (a star) is, the redder the light becomes as it travels over time. In the MOST BASIC OF TERMS, our sun is used as a set standard for what the original light source might be. Given that, they can calculate how many light years away (and thus how long ago the light itself was generated) the source is.
Trust me, I've done the studying on this...unlike you.
Actually... The amount of the blue/red shift only indicates how fast the particular object is moving towards/away from you, it does not tell you distance. Go back to your first year physics text book on the subject of wave.
Actually you're right (oops, my mistake). Redshift is used in conjunction with Hubble's Law to determine the distance of a planet, star, or Galaxy. Point is, the measured distance of objects within the universe states roughly, how old it is.
Have you ever heard of general relativity or quantum mechanics.
Using spectrocopy you can check what is the source of light made of and how much of it is there and using the general relativity equtions you can calculate the forces of gravity (prassure) and quantum mechanics givs you the amount of energy released from fuse reaction, combining (its way more complex) those two and knowing the amount of hydrogen you can calculate the time needed for a star to go boom.
yeah but who's to say there has always been the same amount of carbon throughout earth's history? that's a pretty big factor that carbon dating doesn't take into account and as for the sea creatures, most of the giant sea reptiles died because of a lack of oxygen like the dinosaurs duh your the one not thinking, you've just been brainwashed by TV and the government indoctrination of the public school system, your a slave wether you like it or not
Well, logic is to say that. The carbon atoms that have been here now are the same ones more or less, that have been here since the start.
Oh, and as for the dinos there....They've found the crater for the supposed asteroid....the fossil record supports the time line, the DEPTH at which they were found supports the data, the very dirt itself is of a kind only found around meteorological events (lets call it space dirt), and, well.....I didn't hear about any dinos on the Arc in the bible...huh?
In all truth, you are simply using a type of pseudo-uber christian logic that never really pans out in the end, is supposedly based around some type of science (which in itself only exists to prove real science wrong) and is used with the intended goal of finding very specific results. Any time science is abused in that fashion (as you have repeatedly done) the "intended results" will of course be found. Much like Newtons Aether, you my "friend" engage in a flawed, misguided science.
So your explanation of the fossil record isn't evolution, it's: there's a conspiracy to cover up the truth that evolution is false. Do you realize how paranoid that sounds?
And honestly I think most people would say what you are saying is wrong EVEN if you had had a timemachine gone back in time and then have put it in the bible, NO one would have belived it.....
PAULAZ63, Canada loves them, too. Many Canadians consider Lewis Black and friends as honourary Canadians. Canada is often treated as the 51st state, but these guys get it right. :-)
@PAULAZ63 Bill Maher? are you serious? I mean, come on. the guy has some good points, but he doesn't stand a chance to be mentioned alongside Carlin and Black. all he is, is just a pussy liberal democratic party ass kisser, where Carlin and Black are straight talking moralists that tell it the way it is no matter the opposition - republican or democrat.
He just mentioned Rick Santorum BEFORE HE HIT MAINSTREAM! HE KNEW HE WAS COMING!!!!
davidcollen211 1 day ago
this guy and bill maher ARE the Product of carlin .
nmt1370 5 months ago
Like lewis would say '' everybody shut the fuck up with your bullshit and watch the goddamn video''!
Mocroskate 7 months ago 2
what people dont understand about homosexuality is that it attracts a lot of other immorality with its life style
joeratti 8 months ago
@joeratti And you do not consider the immorality that heterosexuals have important? Should we ban straight marriage?
nivvus 8 months ago 5
@joeratti alcohol attracts A LOT MORE immorality then homosexuality...does that mean we should ban alcohol?
DCooper720 5 months ago
@DCooper720 We did that once...and then we realized it was stupid...I'm seeing a parallel here...but alcohol isn't a sin.
arcturusnfshp 1 month ago
@arcturusnfshp neither is homosexuality you bigot. The bible also says that wearing clothes made out of multiple fabrics is a sin. Should we ban that too?
DCooper720 1 month ago
@DCooper720 Ha I was trying to be sarcastic. It did not work. Long story short, banning homosexuality is a horrible stupid idea because we don't live in a theocracy governed by the rules of the bible.
arcturusnfshp 1 month ago
@joeratti
"Lifestyle" How is one's attraction to another person a lifestyle? It sounds a lot like saying having pizza as a favorite food is a lifestyle.
Jaydoggy531 2 months ago
@joeratti Your comment is uninformed and purely stereotypical. I have many gay friends and none of them are anxious to draw attention to themselves, nor are they immoral. They're responsible individuals with character and integrity. Immoral behavior exists in all walks of life. You can't put all gay people in one basket and label them immoral. While we're on the subject, what "immorality" are you referring to?
josephmooneyiii 1 month ago
I think if that's what the reactions to gay marriage being banned, we'd let it happen. XD
nekrial 10 months ago
HE STOPPED THE QUEERS: I LOVE YOU TOO!
XD
RoraBorealis93 1 year ago
Bush probably wanted to get rid of the gays in the military because he was having dreams of our soldiers doing Richard Simmons exercises in the middle of a battle in the Mid-East.
BatesKrisbates 1 year ago
@BatesKrisbates ahhhhhahahahahahahha XD
NavySealWannabe67 11 months ago
I love the evil laugh Black gave to God.
DedicatedLaziness 1 year ago 6
ummm, I think the word you're looking for is "You." "U" is just a letter. Also, the earth wasn't created 7000 years ago either, so you're back to square one. I suggest you take some time off form reading your Bible and focus on what's been discovered in the past... 500 years or so. Oh, and also, I'm not American, I'm Canadian, I don't live at home, I live in my own house off campus from a University. Do you know what a University is? Oh wait, of course you don't, haha how silly of me. Go choke.
freakintom 1 year ago
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adrianxt76 1 year ago
@adrianxt76 so if 1 day for God is 1000 days for people, and God took 7 days, that's 7000 days for us. Was the earth created in 7000 days? no. it wasn't. wake the fuck up.
freakintom 1 year ago
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adrianxt76 1 year ago
@adrianxt76 oh wooow, good comeback. you called me a freak, I'm sooo hurt. despite the fact that you are already dumb enough to believe the earth was created in 7 days, you just over-proved yourself. based on what you believe and what you just said, I can honestly say you're one of the dumbest people on the face of this 4.5 billion year old earth. glad to know youre awake. now go do society a favour and try to walk across the sea. like Jesus.
freakintom 1 year ago
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adrianxt76 1 year ago
@adrianxt76 that was just in poor taste...
PG4398 1 year ago
@PG4398 Yes u r rite, but that guy is a jerk and I wanted to piss him off. lol
adrianxt76 1 year ago
You know what screw all these pastors who try to "read and interpret" from the bible on Sunday mornings, Lewis Black is the only interpreter you'll ever need
ilovetogofast88 1 year ago
Sometimes the only threat to the American family is....the American family
ilovetogofast88 1 year ago 6
8:10 watch the guy in the bottom left corner of the screen. Who is the asshole that invented those shorts?!
Jambodan 1 year ago
3:29=After Lewis Black read your biography
Zgamer618 1 year ago
man this guy gives a hell of an ab workout
abeedakbar 1 year ago
AND ANOTHER AMERICAN FAMILY IS DESTROYED!!! Lol, I love Lewis Black. He states his opinions and makes them funny. I love that most of what he says is absolutely true.
vampires18 1 year ago 3
xDDD The only thing I can think whenever I listen to him is that he'd be fucking hilarious as the Penguin.
OxXHannibalXxO 1 year ago
@OxXHannibalXxO watch farce of the penguins hes in that
yoboynic 1 year ago
Gay banditos lmao I love this guy talk about telling it how it is.
runtripfall54 1 year ago
Whatever happened to the greek gods? dont people still worship them?
paperluigiman 2 years ago 4
AndrewDeLong you need to stfu and stop writing endless comments u queer
toonice3223 2 years ago
@toonice3223
It's not queer to think.
Se1ander 2 years ago
If u actually believe that there is archeological or scientifical evidence to support creationisim then ur a dumbass the earth formed in billions of years I mean u can have fAith but know when the story is just hiving a moral, in this case it's saying god is all powerful or in adam and eve there was no snake or Adam or eve but the moral is to not sin, I mean think about, a talking snake, really?
Haydenrw93 2 years ago
actually there is plenty of archeological evidence that supports the 7 day creation theory, fossils can be made quickly after a flood, doesn't need millions of years, and if you track human population growth patters and go backward you discover that man started from about 4,200 years ago, were not fucking nuts, we just don't believe in the government indoctronation that is in our school systems like fuckin communist china so fuck you! hahaha
blackheartsbirth 2 years ago
Ummm, do you even know how quickly fossils CAN BE made? Even IF one could be made in a 7 day period, how do you account for all the other fucking ones out there? For that matter, how do you account for carbon dating, radiometric dating, mass species extinction (over 90% of all the species that have ever lived on earth have gone extinct). I'm sorry, but the 7 day thing (6 to be really technical) is a big load of shit factually speaking. Oh, and I'm an active Christian too. I just.......think!
AndrewDeLong 2 years ago 2
fossils can be made in just a few years after being buried quickly by massive amounts of water think of something in else in the bible that accounts for the extinction of 99% of life a world wide flood carbon dating and radio metric dating are seriously flawed they only keep the numbers and data that support the fossil record theory if they get any other numbers they discard them till they get the ones they want oh and fossil record was made up years before carbon dating so you dont think at all
blackheartsbirth 2 years ago
Yeah, carbon dating and radiometric dating are flawed...the further back you date something! Even when you stay within the realm of decent prediction of the age of something with carbon dating...it can still go back many thousands of years prior to even the oldest calculable age the bible (or any religious text) offers. When I state that above 90% extinction factoid, I was including sea creatures as well, something your great flood CAN'T explain. Sorry, but you are the one who lacks thought.
AndrewDeLong 2 years ago
further still, you can look to outer space for age discrepancies in the bible. Like, ohhhh, I dunno....the age of the universe itself! Current CONSERVATIVE estimates put it at about 13 to 20 BILLION years old. This of course, is measured by the furthest distance we can see into it, and the speed of light. Distance of that magnitude is measured in LIGHT YEARS, the distance light travels in one year. By this system alone, we already have disproven the age of the universe as given by the bible.
AndrewDeLong 2 years ago
loll idiot if you actually read the bible it says that god created everything in one spot and then he "stretched out the heavens," meaning he created the stars here and then put them into their places that we now know them to be in, actually read the bible if you're going to debate it moron
blackheartsbirth 2 years ago
A) Some christian you are, calling people idiots.
B) Believe it or not, I've read Genesis a few times
C) 7 days. Really? You'd believe that? No possible way it could be a metaphor for say, 7 years, 7 million years, 7 BILLION years?! No, just 7 days? Yeah.....
Oh, that one spot thing...sounds an aweful lot like oh....I don't know.....THE BIG BANG!
The bible is not a debatable thing, because debates are factually centered, not faithfully or spiritually centered.
AndrewDeLong 2 years ago 2
@blackheartsbirth
Ummm, yeah, I have read the bible. And that still doesn't account for the fact that the Earth is YOUNGER than the rest of the universe, which discounts your "it was created here then put out there" notion.
And by the by, I have read the bible. Nice bedtime story. But I think they got their dates wrong. It just doesn't match the facts we now have. That's why personally, I don't BELIEVE in Genesis like a blind fool.
AndrewDeLong 2 years ago 4
have they tested stars to see how old they are? have they travel there to receive samples and test them? no so your the blind fool for just assuming they're older, try to back up your claims with evidence not just statements
blackheartsbirth 2 years ago
@blackheartsbirth
Evidence? Okay. Research the term "Red Shift."
The further away the light source (a star) is, the redder the light becomes as it travels over time. In the MOST BASIC OF TERMS, our sun is used as a set standard for what the original light source might be. Given that, they can calculate how many light years away (and thus how long ago the light itself was generated) the source is.
Trust me, I've done the studying on this...unlike you.
AndrewDeLong 2 years ago 2
@AndrewDeLong
Actually... The amount of the blue/red shift only indicates how fast the particular object is moving towards/away from you, it does not tell you distance. Go back to your first year physics text book on the subject of wave.
typeiii 1 year ago
@typeiii
Actually you're right (oops, my mistake). Redshift is used in conjunction with Hubble's Law to determine the distance of a planet, star, or Galaxy. Point is, the measured distance of objects within the universe states roughly, how old it is.
AndrewDeLong 1 year ago
@AndrewDeLong Your self-estime is pretty damaged. Do something about it.
Jambodan 1 year ago
@Jambodan
Lol...wut?
AndrewDeLong 1 year ago
@blackheartsbirth
Have you ever heard of general relativity or quantum mechanics.
Using spectrocopy you can check what is the source of light made of and how much of it is there and using the general relativity equtions you can calculate the forces of gravity (prassure) and quantum mechanics givs you the amount of energy released from fuse reaction, combining (its way more complex) those two and knowing the amount of hydrogen you can calculate the time needed for a star to go boom.
Vejita12 1 year ago
yeah but who's to say there has always been the same amount of carbon throughout earth's history? that's a pretty big factor that carbon dating doesn't take into account and as for the sea creatures, most of the giant sea reptiles died because of a lack of oxygen like the dinosaurs duh your the one not thinking, you've just been brainwashed by TV and the government indoctrination of the public school system, your a slave wether you like it or not
blackheartsbirth 2 years ago
Well, logic is to say that. The carbon atoms that have been here now are the same ones more or less, that have been here since the start.
Oh, and as for the dinos there....They've found the crater for the supposed asteroid....the fossil record supports the time line, the DEPTH at which they were found supports the data, the very dirt itself is of a kind only found around meteorological events (lets call it space dirt), and, well.....I didn't hear about any dinos on the Arc in the bible...huh?
AndrewDeLong 2 years ago
In all truth, you are simply using a type of pseudo-uber christian logic that never really pans out in the end, is supposedly based around some type of science (which in itself only exists to prove real science wrong) and is used with the intended goal of finding very specific results. Any time science is abused in that fashion (as you have repeatedly done) the "intended results" will of course be found. Much like Newtons Aether, you my "friend" engage in a flawed, misguided science.
AndrewDeLong 2 years ago
@AndrewDeLong
Could you take that one more time with simpler words?
Se1ander 2 years ago
@Se1ander
If I made it any simpler, the retarded would think that I'm trying to insult them.
AndrewDeLong 2 years ago 2
So your explanation of the fossil record isn't evolution, it's: there's a conspiracy to cover up the truth that evolution is false. Do you realize how paranoid that sounds?
theblackwidower 2 years ago 3
@theblackwidower
No shit!!!
Se1ander 2 years ago
@blackheartsbirth
OOOh fuck me that doesen't make any sense.
And honestly I think most people would say what you are saying is wrong EVEN if you had had a timemachine gone back in time and then have put it in the bible, NO one would have belived it.....
Se1ander 2 years ago
"What did they want me to do?" "Come in and scare them." Boogie boogie
PrsFenderJackson1980 2 years ago
they were wandering in camps with their camels going "IM IN LOVE!"
LMFAO
Black is a true fuckin genius
scottydub415 2 years ago 5
hah! I bet Family Guy writers steal this guys work all the time.
RivetsAndRain 2 years ago 8
If they did, Family Guy would actually be a good show lol
theemceemurdah 2 years ago 9
HEY! Family Guy IS a good show. Just not on the level that requires more than three active brain cells. =P
AndrewDeLong 2 years ago
Family Guy Writers steal everyone's work all the time.
ThatDamnLobster 2 years ago
they sneak into the house.............AND START FUCKING EACH OTHER IN THE ASS!!!!!!!
AND ANOTHER AMERICAN FAMILY IS DESTROYED!!!!!
lmao funniest thing i heard xDDDDDD
acdc11491 3 years ago 102
oh yeah, portugal tá lá para estes monstros do stand up :D
ganda paula ! lol
vmrkarvalho 3 years ago
Lewis Black, Bill maher, george Carlin gold, pure gold! Portugal loves you guys!
Lewis, Maher ,Carlin ouro... ouro puro!
Portugal adora-vos!
PAULAZ63 3 years ago 67
PAULAZ63, Canada loves them, too. Many Canadians consider Lewis Black and friends as honourary Canadians. Canada is often treated as the 51st state, but these guys get it right. :-)
nageroc 2 years ago 5
@PAULAZ63 I would put Carlin first!
ak031995 1 year ago
@PAULAZ63 Bill Maher? are you serious? I mean, come on. the guy has some good points, but he doesn't stand a chance to be mentioned alongside Carlin and Black. all he is, is just a pussy liberal democratic party ass kisser, where Carlin and Black are straight talking moralists that tell it the way it is no matter the opposition - republican or democrat.
mardamek1 10 months ago 7
@PAULAZ63 black and carlin, pure class. fuck maher. he's the one with an agenda.
nickyjonrussell 8 months ago
@PAULAZ63 Era bom se o Black viesse cá ;)
vmrkarvalho 7 months ago
@PAULAZ63 What about Bill Hicks?
W0BN1AR 6 months ago in playlist Lewis Black - Red. White, and Screwed 2
@PAULAZ63 bem dito !
olivermulin23 5 months ago
@PAULAZ63 you forgot Bill Hicks. :D
missartist123 2 weeks ago in playlist Lewis Black