Weird promo for Windows 386

[LordVarkson]

I almost cried in fear.

[Capesports4]

I always thought the Microsoft advertising team was a fan of crack.

[shoplifting1is1fun]

@Capesports4

Ballmer supplied the cocaine for this commercial.

[mazimadu]

That chick needs to get laid!

[deadballo]

80s hair, 80s glasses, 80s computers, 80s green bouse....love it.

The beat-boxing not to much. Wow

[ZeeKettenwurm]

What's it with the Space Shuttle all the Time XD

[radicalgarbage02]

William is masturbating at 4:25 and 4:41 after experiencing his first boner ever at 3:30

[ditoway]

What the fuck. LOL.

[HolmvonHolm]

wheres that crack smoking monkeys comment?

[zerpexan]

Eh, f*ck. My cassete tapes on fire. Oh well, now that I have WINDOWS 386, I can use this cofee! Oh yes, hot mama.

[luki1997b]

so, my windows 7 is old?:( There are arleady 379 another versions of windows:(??

When was Windows 8, 9, 10...23...93...83...299 release date?

Now I have to upgrade my windows7 throught every 379 versions of windows....xD

[SuperfluousMoniker]

T. Bone Perkins, huh...

[Wochensau]

That chick is hot! :D

[Lostelei]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[benbennit]

Something it telling me their marketing and advertising manager is still at the company.

[chaoshax14]

Surely windows 386 is an epic upgrade from windows 7?

[neoursa]

How is Microsoft not bankrupt?

[itimiii]

The worst microsoft commercial evah!

[bitbloop]

I love... the glasses.

[lilm2k8]

I Know the words to the songs off-by-heart Lol!

[ClearCaseMan]

its a fake... to bad.

[VideoGameBacon]

@ClearCaseMan

No its not, 386 was a version of windows 2.

[rogueamp]

Are they gonna fuck or what?

[luckyjinxer]

i say yes. Yes indeed.



[MiniKirk]

Is that the chick who played Janine in Ghostbusters?

[mcdeucej88]

i have this program new in the box... does anyone know what it is worth?

[DementedMax]

AHHHHH! WHY!

[NooNoo123]

Booo, it wants to be made into a porno...

[noun12345]

Strange that the only thing William notices is that the screen isn't running Lotus 1-2-3.

[appleAddict240872]

3:34 william gets his first boner in his entire life.

[abnetworks]

Thank God It's Friday Air Freight.

[thegorn]

She got the Clap.

[TubeOfLaughes]

4:56 XD DOT MATRIX BABY

[BlownMacTruck]

That's not dot matrix. If it was the paper would have sprocket holes.

[omgleah]

Wow, this is really, really amusing but terribly ill-advised, haha.

[limbot]

the production in the rap beat goes offtempo.

[stablematter]

I won't be the first to say it but this is definitely a man-made video. Porn-premise: hot business type undresses while doing her reports, accountant walks in to see her in what looks like drag.

"Hey! You're a woman! You're too stupid to know how to use a computer and you shouldn't be wearing pants either!"

Woman: "You're right!" She then takes off the pants and they commence to baby-making in missionary position.

[bstrdhrsn]

What the hell. I love the Windows 386 Rap!

[azeton128]

who the hell made that shitty beat :D

[fcukugimmeausername]

If this is so cool, imagine how cool the Windows 7 house parties must be! LOL

[zylo47]

I think their promo team has actually gotten WORSE since this was made...

[jghoward]

Was that Tony Robbins at the end?

[HeraldoElectra]

Murphy Brown saves the day

[lilm2k8]

w-w-w-windows w-w-w-windows w-w-w-windows 386

[lilm2k8]

lol wtf this is crazy LOL OMG

[jary2000]

Unbelievable! How did Microsoft manage to lose the creative genius who made this?

[funnyman117]

what.

[jesse0192]

A promo like this must've required state-of-the-art drugs!

[Bailau]

no way.... i cant believe this hehe

[AnduinX]

4:42

DAT FACE!

[AnduinX]

It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion

[MHUnited1]

4:30 computer and music almost goes BSOD

[EhmmmEdza]

Wow, I can't even belive it's real.

[biffbiffton]

WILLIAM!

[neBo503]

what.. huh.. what?!?!?!?!?!

[Irrenmann]

Everyone involved in the making of this video died of shame immediately upon its release.

It was the fourth-bloodiest day in Microsoft advertising history.

[Darkwolf669]

I was waiting for BSOD

[FortressOfBalditude]

Why is there a space shuttle on the front of the report?

[SpectralSpiral]

There's a space shuttle on EVERY page of the report! Nothing says professionalism like clip art.

[FortressOfBalditude]

TGIF must use space shuttles to move cargo around

[RabidF0XX]

Makes more sense than those Geico commercials. Thanks for posting.

[wolfen150]

what.... the hell

[Groudonmaster687]

This happened to me when I used Windows XP...but I turned into a cowboy.

[redeyedtreefrogable]

6:07 is my favourite bit.

[tomdissonance]

this is completely bananas. particularly love the version of "Mission:Impossible" programmed by someone who doesn't understand 5/4 time.

[tanni]

How bizarre, lol.

[jellycar101]

At the very start when the music first comes in....is that the halo music lol

[itsbojangles]

Dang! I left my brain cells at home.

[stfudonnie]

That's it. I'm getting rid of linux and going back to Windows.

[SnorreKim]

And that is why I choose windows!

[roseman5285]

i need an adult!

[Gairm]

See? If you use Windows, you go crazy, and turn into Cyndi Lauper!

[jkenny1]

I am so disturbed at this video.

[linuxlove4004]

LOL WUT IS THIS

is that an AT&T computer she's using?

[FishTitan64]

Huh. I was watching some "scary effect" videos and then came across this. IDEA! O________o

[tampatek]

u can tell Steve Ballmer was the mind behind this, LOL

[Pioneer78]

Is this supposed to be shit?? i can't tell....

[OwlMovieStudios]

What's up with 2:17? I don't understand. This whole video is just plain weird. Interesting, but weird.

[dannycolt]

2:17 = gratuitous reference to Mission Impossible.

You know: "this message will self-destruct..."

[eddytime303]

that was the longest advertice i have seen!!

awesome

[wasteweb]

Windows has always drawn people insane

[ashthepokemonmaster]

lolol

[RobertDrake82]

OMG, this is...wow...I don't know what the hell to say. I'm honestly speechless!

[kidersx]

TGIF lol

[R0o0g3r]

wtf

[Gaia500]

ಠ_ಠ

[kaboomzor]

WILLIAM

[KrisMTL]

lol jesus

[ryanarius]

Well this commercial sold me I'm upgrading from vista to 386.

[GXDR5]

lmao 2:30

[tazeat]

Amazing how much excel hasnt changed...

[veltpak6]

honestly, I cant help but draw the parallel between this woman's brutal insane rap, and StrongBad's raps at his Compy 386 while his SBEmails are loading up..

[veltpak6]

what the fuck is wrong with microsoft? this is like some kinda CIA-Hitler scenario....

[Caldella]

This is one of the most hilariously frightening things I've ever seen.

[dankreek]

Cassette tape FTW!

[daichi2097]

Geez - the Seinfeld ads look like masterpieces by comparison.

[breaneainn]

what a freakin nightmare

[quattro4s]

haha, very funny Impossible Mission

[Ohioankev]

I'm starting to believe everything was this cheesy in the 80's.

[erikrunanagai]

Your belief is entirely correct.

[OwlMovieStudios]

What's the point of the coffee on the tape player?

[uletus]

The tape was burnt, coffee to put the fire out if you don't want your entire office to burn out.

Secret agents know a jar of coffee and an ashtray always come in handy.

Cleaning ladies know when a secret agent's on a mission...

[Sekkira]

Now I know why they mention companies being 'In bed with Microsoft'

[dena81]

That song will be stuck in my head all day now...yeesh.

[videofieldsoldier]

happen this, if the microsoft guys take too much LSD?

[shodanxx]

the googles THEY DO NO-THINGZ

[darkreign16]

AHAHAHHA, wow. The rap...of shame......holy wtf jesus.

[MicroTones]

Is that Kim Dawson?!

[FSWKU]

What...the...fuck...?

And Lalo Schifrin allowed his music to be used in this steaming pile of crap?

[sweenigami]

CRUNCH THAT TBONE

[pfkninenines]

My eyes...MY EYES!

[msaxmatt3]

that woman working on the document is such a fucked up nutjob.

[dannycolt]

Hey, cut Linda some slack - she gets the work done on time AND even finds time to change outfits. :-)

[invisiblemonsterr]

WTH

[theurge14]

It's na na na na not not not 1 1 1 2 2 2 2 3 3 3 dont dont dont wor wor worry William just hand those those those disk to me

(yikes)

[BoobyJonn]

whoa whoa windows whoa whoa windows... oh....my....god!!!

[SgtSavage166]

lol the tape doesnt self destruct?

[carlystur]

This is soooo old-school and too funny!!

[paulg57]

Wow! I have got to get me one of them thar Windows 386 machine. It works better then my Windows XP machine.

[karatezucchini]

Huh? What was that? It's quite interesting that the spy woman is wearing the original Bill Gates glasses of the time.:-D

[mattgcn]

what

[blinkingblythe]

I love that tie the spy woman has

[thedamnmushroom]

Is the secretary from Georgia or from Long Island?  Make up your friggin' mind!

[gameboysp13]

wtf...all I am gonna say

[cretanzia]

o_O;

[waveman69]

omg..no wonder we were cursed with nothing but one MS virus after another...geeze..the horror

[Zoomer30]

Oh and I think her glasses set the tape player on fire, any bigger and she would need a hole in them to eat.

[Zoomer30]

OK...where to start. Only thing missing is the guys from MST3k barfing in the front row. And the RAP was...well....bad.

I remember seeing Win386 at school in 1993, on a antiquated IBM PC.

[sweetstudent]

thats just downright crazy!

[IndygoEEI]

Look! IT'S BILL GATES IN DRAG! TWICE

[widerangledotcom]

i got my own question. why did the tape decide to catch on fire, then she had to put it out with her coffee???

[Tyrannotaur]

Wow.. Thats all I can say is wow. Few questions though..

Why does she feel the need to sing randomly?

Why all the secrecy for a few documents?

Why does she change clothes for no reason?

Why did it seem that those two guys where conspiring against her at first, but then all they did was clap for her later?

Why does the secretary remind me of Harlie Quinn?

I'm confused..

[dannycolt]

My biggest question is "Why does he use one of those special 120 minute cassettes to relay a 10-second message?"

Alas, we shall never know.

[shelbyryan85]

Because he could afford it, he probably would have put it on a CD-R...had they come out yet. The real question is, was that Annie Potts the Ghostbusters receptionist at the beginning of this mess?

[benjaminde]

seit sep06 bin ich mac'ler... und es hat sich gelohnt wenn ich das sehe looool

i'm a mac user since sep06. and now i know why looool

[ravenseldon]

holy fuck

[leapoffaith20]

Please for the love of god, no more OS fanboys (or girls)

[rashkavar]

ummm..."all applications running at once", eh?

Last I heard systems that old couldn't hold more than the program files for one app and a data disk.

And even if it could get that far...there's not enough memory on that hunk of junk.

And...how is that a positive advertisement? If I saw a company using that as an ad these days, I would avoid their product like it was the plague...

[Tomrade]

yeah employees should be working not wasting time rapping!

[pandaphil]

Was I imagining things, or did Bill from accounting just score?

[similarterminal]

either that, or she transmitted her Rapping Cyndi Lauper disease

[SonosmoAndCasheti]

lol she's so short...but serously...

What...the fuck...was that

[crispy1995]

And that's with heels ON.

[thematrixexpert]

Remarkable, made feel like it all just started! So much functionality, compatibility and ease of use. Would also make me use a Wintel PC. Actually, too late, I already do. Excellent video

[vincedog3]

Man, makes me feel old. Would also make me use a Mac. Oops too late. Already do. Cool video though.