You've got something in your nose....How embarrassing...but at least i was good enough to tell ya. You should remove this vid and do another...
just kidding...i hate mostly everyone!...short black queer tall red fat brown skinny white happy sad crippled athletic lazy rich poor hyper liers believers...oh and cab drivers...oh and people who think common tattoos and piercings mean anything...except to the ignorant.
haha you are a very deep person...but what i dont understand is how you jump from coffe on the counter to hateing italy..and dont get me wrong if you hate italy thats great but slow down a little hahaha...props for discusing your mind man :)
I don't get why someone would have a nose ring! That basically ensures that whoever they talk to, wherever they go, the first thing anyone will notice about them is, "Gee, this guy is a complete faggot!"
You speak w/ fluency and occasionally spout something half interesting! If you would edit yourself more (and I don't mean merely cutting bits together in rapid fashion) what you say would prob come off better.
1:13 Cooking shows are like on-air painters, only sillier and lamer. At show's end you're left w/ not a whiff of reason for the time spent. Best as I can figure they're made for people who like personality, but don't want actual interaction. - You should give this up, try stand up.
The whole point of this video is your MASSIVE EGO. The title of the video implies YOU are smarter than everyone else. I can see from looking at you you really love yourself and you are stuck right up your own arse. You think you are "special". Special needs more like.
I really, really, really, really, really, really, LOVE the way to talk!!!!! It sounds weird but you talk so awesomely (is that a word? lol) I LOVE IT!!!!! :D :D :D
you have to twist your wrist in while pouring your coffee. I thought the coffee pots were all defective until I realized I was the one pouring it wrong.
Oh my GOD, I've never, before this, made a connection between Jim Morrison and "Zoolander"!! I'll never see the film the same way again! Gotta watch it now.
So because "we" sided with Germany during WW2 over 80 years ago means we are bad people? lol
I don't understand many things, either. But I also don't understand mindless, pointless "hate" towards things such as this.
For someone so logical, you sure don't look towards the Italian people and the Italian language with much logic. Just saying. Not that I'm offended, of course. Everyone is allowed their own opinion. :)
dude, goddamn it yes, no matter how hard I try the coffee always spills, also when I take the coffee to the second lv. of my home it drips on the stairs on the last faking step happens always :(
Italy rules in every way. The culture, the food, the wine, the people.. shame you make generalizations about such a great country. And Italy didn't ,as a whole, support Hitler. A despotic maniac leader did...... he got his in the end by Commies.
This is the fifth video of yours I've watch, and I must say, I can't find anything that's not awesome about you. Coming from a jaded paranoid pessimist, that's really something!
I don't get Heroes or real life TV either... but that's just because they are poorly written.
DUDE LOST IS AWESOME. Because it's a Sci Fi story, and the guys are hot, and Hurly is awesome. There are more reasons, but the 500 character limit would restrain me more...
at the very first few seconds i thought were just some douche bag but now I know you are actually just like me because i agree with everything you had to say.. even the racist part!
i get all your shit but not the jim morison crap the doors were a genuine clasic band, listen to some of their music. not what the musitians say in interviews, who the fuck makes sense in an interview , its all crapola for the media , but the doors were awsome.
Plus, I don't think any Doors fan disagrees with the fact that he was self-serving. But think about it! Does that not make him a classic god? Yeah, that's right.
Congrats on the amount of disgruntled comments on here. I think I'm with you on pretty much everything there, 'part from Italians. An italian bought be a guitar, so they can stay.
lost is a great show they didn't plan for it to last and now they are just pulling crazy ideas out of no where and putting it on the show its like sham wow or that backwards rob thing which i also love to watch yes it is you need to get a risotto ai sapori del mediterraneo and make a new video not cause this one is bad just cause a risotto done right will change your life
@hyperseauton You're joking, right? I was. And you just explained my joke as if I didn't know. As for DMCAing me, legally, you have to be Fakesagan. But since you're not, I'd advise you to let fakesagan handle his own affairs. If he wanted to, he could have. Then again, he used clips of mine, and that was an understanding we had. Anyway, that was a lame attempt to troll on your part. Try again. I'll let you.
As for DMCAing, rest assured I am not a piece of shit just filing out of the blue an excellent channel.
Gee, I think you even answered me because I used a serious threat because this shit can cost a good man's Roark head over here, coming from an anonymous fundamentalist creep from a video dating months back: we HAVE seen it happen.
Just because Suzie Reider's not getting it at home, she is fucking all of us.
I think it will take thirty years for this fellow to realize he's not as smart as he thought he was. Thank you for your time: You may thumb me down now.
Jim Morrison was literally a genius. 148 IQ. I think this guy is somewhat limited in his perceptions of the universe. Seems very self-absorbed, and comical. It was an amusing video.
I should also add that Morrison was frustrated with the fact that he had to 'dumb' down his poetry (songs) so the general masses could better understand it.
As an Italian-american it pained me to hear you dis ..The Doors. Damn! Couldn't you have picked on Led Zeppelin? Fucking shit keeps spamming my Pandora! Out Out! Damn stairway!
Oh and the doors, you are right. And reality tv. That is just dumb. You are right again. And the know it all attitude. That just means that you think. Therefore you have opinions. Good for you. Keep thinking. Keep sharing. Just know that about Italian food ( the genuine stuff,) you are wrong, and the language, it isn't their fault. Politically, yeah back then, they chose wrong. But, today, Italians are pretty nice. And gelato, makes Italy all worth it. Just sayin'.
Despite a great voice, a nose ring is hard to take seriously.
your thought on excremental art -I understand trying to make what we eat look better before eating it. But, painting w/ excrement is something I had to clean up from a toddler. Not funny. Ever.A diaper in the heater vent after painting walls.The fragrance lingers in my memory too clearly to even laugh.
I loved all art except Renaissaince until I saw the Sistine Chapel. Nothing compares now. Amazing. You are wrong. I am right.
My dad had this guy working for him, and Dad had to tell the guy, "you can do more than turn groceries into shit, if you just give it a little effort".
The only good thing about the Doors was the "People are strange, when you're a stranger..." in Lost Boys.
Oh I don't know, Whiskey Bar always sounded good in my truck radio when I was traveling long distances across west Texas. And Crystal Ship sounded good when one had too much of the aforementioned element.
But I haven't really listened to any of it in the last few decades.
Jim Morrison pft.... agreed..self indulgent fucker
Italy pft... agreed.... fascism and the Mafia and language school students going "EY-AH ROB-AH ROB-AH... ROB-AH"
"IT'S FUCKING ROB! R.O.B! ROB!"... motherfuckers
If Italians get too much for you though , you can watch Monica Belluci get anally raped for twelve minutes in Irreversible ... you'd like that wouldn't you? I bet you fucking would
I don't think you want to be "just like" me. My life is shit with a capital "K". I don't want to elaborate, but the only thing that's keeping me sane is a computer with internet connection.
i'm reading these comments and i just see a lot of people that hate jim morrison. why? sure he was a bit of a drug addict but weren't most people like that in the late 60s? I mean he wrote great music, he had sex with beautiful women, and had a rough childhood. He was the ultimate symbol of sex drugs and rock n roll. Their music had a strange twist that nobody has been able to recreate. ever! It's a shame he died at 27. but i guess thats his fault.. Right now, the doors is my favorite band.
I honestly was taking this video serious, but why would I do that, by the way I agree with many things you say, just I won't say which ones cos I don't want to piss some italian friends lol
Honestly...I can't tell if you are just talking about random things that make almost no seance, or if you are a genius... :) However your videos are very enjoyable to watch.
No, I didn't forget them. I didn't forget how both of those writers went against Italian customs of the time to be great: Machiavelli with his expose of political power, and Dante writing in Italian, rather than the Latin he was SUPPOSED to be using for writing. And saying pizza is italian food is like saying hamburgers are german food. Yeah, I GUESS THEY ARE. But they're really just not.
I can't stand nazi/hitler arguents...So. The. Fuck. Wat. Saying "thats the same thing hitler thought" or as you put it "and WHO sided w/ the nazis in bleh bleh bleh?" LOWEST form of attempting to make a point....If ya knew better you'd do better...
That's not true. I might know better but not give a shit. I might know better but find it funny. I might know better but not be serious. I might know better but not mind using sneaky rhetoric. Or there's the good ol' I-just-downright-disagree-with-you. That it's the lowest form of making a point, I mean. Hell, knowing what you know of me, any one of the options I just gave sound more like something I might be guilty of than, I just didn't know any better.
My friend sent me your video and it is facetiously funny.
To answer your questions: The coffee pots are poorly engineered.
People like lost cause they are lost.
Heroes are people at their best and give us a standard to measure ourselves by.
They are game shows with a new marketed title. Whether it is food or waste we like expressing ourselves though creation. Jim Morrison made fucking up & acid look fun, thats an art. The Italian thing?,....forget about it. You definitely are humble.
When saying "who sided with the Nazis in WWII," remember who actually sided with them... It wasn't really the Italian people. The German people didn't even necessarily side with the Nazis (example: Jewish and communist Germans). There were resistance groups in Italy and Germany. It isn't fair to pin the faults of a fraction of society, even if it's large, on others who didn't do anything. However, we permit it because it's useful.
1. Nobody is as smart as they think they are. Except me. (Ironic.) ^_^
2. Lost is like a bad marriage, that you have to see through to the end.
3. Jim Morrison and the Doors: I don't know if you are being provocative, and I don't want to start ranting à la the great Watchmen debate of '09. Morrison was probably an asshole as a person, but they made some wonderful psychedelic rock poetry.
As Swan says in Phantom of the Paradise, about music, "You either dig it, or you don't."
i've never had that problem with my coffee pot. maybe he just needs a new coffee pot. i've had that problem with other things though. it's one of the few situations the adhesiveness of water is a bad thing
i get the coffe problem with lager cans, it's very frustrating. goes everywhere.
It's like when you take a slash and it forks off into all these retarded directions, WTF!?!?!?
why does it have to do that, nothing is gained from that happening
so why do the beer cans insist on doing it?
and you can't poor it fast to stop it from dribbling at a weird angle, because then you get too much head and you get a froth moustache that covers your real moustache and fuck me that's a pain.
on the off chance that you weren't joking about why the coffee runs of the front of the pot I just wanted to say that it's probably because the "spout" (I don't know if that's the word for it in relation with a coffeepot - my native tongue isn't english) isn't properly shaped . You WERE probably joking about this but I couldn't resist answering :) anyway keep up the good work
It is an interesting video it explains a lot. Simply, you seem to thrive in you mediocrity. Hence, you sit and make silly angst filled videos. While, others actually see the importance of achieving. Lol.. you dislike Italian art. Now there is a great allegory for you and your view if the world. Funny though perhaps you will mature when the baby is born well I sincerely hope so man. you talk shit well :). kind regards,
Pfft get back to University and complete that PhD. You are wasted on this thing. Kind regards to you and the wife and the baby when it comes :). It must be quite exciting :)!
I don't get you.
EinSofQuester 2 weeks ago
We didn't side with them, Mussolini did. He had followers who were FORCED to go with him. If they didn't they died.
SkippyChip11 2 weeks ago
Lol, I feel EXACTLY the same way about the French. Maybe that's because I am Italian. XP
SpinnnCycle 1 month ago
I was going to leave a comment but then decided not to waste my time....oh wait, hmmm
dliuzzo110 4 months ago
You've got something in your nose....How embarrassing...but at least i was good enough to tell ya. You should remove this vid and do another...
just kidding...i hate mostly everyone!...short black queer tall red fat brown skinny white happy sad crippled athletic lazy rich poor hyper liers believers...oh and cab drivers...oh and people who think common tattoos and piercings mean anything...except to the ignorant.
Later hose hound : )
vancoreart 5 months ago
@ConsidertheAbsurd Agreed.
Gboox8488 6 months ago
Lmfao! And here you are exposing me to my own false humility, with your cleverness and words and what have you.
brandom215 7 months ago
Moo
VandonBan 7 months ago
Humility has been the new self gratification for a while now. You'll have to do better than that to convince me you're witty with a cynical edge.
shakezulathemicrulah 8 months ago
I am outrageously attracted to you.
ConsidertheAbsurd 8 months ago
haha you are a very deep person...but what i dont understand is how you jump from coffe on the counter to hateing italy..and dont get me wrong if you hate italy thats great but slow down a little hahaha...props for discusing your mind man :)
Kshizxx 9 months ago
I don't get why someone would have a nose ring! That basically ensures that whoever they talk to, wherever they go, the first thing anyone will notice about them is, "Gee, this guy is a complete faggot!"
xubucaapn 9 months ago
You speak w/ fluency and occasionally spout something half interesting! If you would edit yourself more (and I don't mean merely cutting bits together in rapid fashion) what you say would prob come off better.
1:13 Cooking shows are like on-air painters, only sillier and lamer. At show's end you're left w/ not a whiff of reason for the time spent. Best as I can figure they're made for people who like personality, but don't want actual interaction. - You should give this up, try stand up.
marmas58ink 10 months ago
@marmas58ink
Naaahhh.
Dissruptance 7 months ago
The whole point of this video is your MASSIVE EGO. The title of the video implies YOU are smarter than everyone else. I can see from looking at you you really love yourself and you are stuck right up your own arse. You think you are "special". Special needs more like.
AZUREGLIDE 11 months ago
Do you hate pizza ? lol
xelfeyesx 11 months ago
I really, really, really, really, really, really, LOVE the way to talk!!!!! It sounds weird but you talk so awesomely (is that a word? lol) I LOVE IT!!!!! :D :D :D
Linzee1998 1 year ago
you have to twist your wrist in while pouring your coffee. I thought the coffee pots were all defective until I realized I was the one pouring it wrong.
creepystalkerfan 1 year ago
You're hilarious.
SlothThunder 1 year ago
The ww2 part was seriously unnecesarry. They can't do anything about it. Giv'em a break.
naeviaus 1 year ago
I love the Doors, I love Renaissance art, I love mob movies and I love Azrienoch!
HamsterFueledRocket 1 year ago 4
You are just like me, yet still I would love to be like you, interesting paradox, isnt it?
elAsra 1 year ago
Wow u are soo proud and intolerant!! but hilarious
Cjorfi 1 year ago
I agree with everything you said about Italians. Maybe it's just were I live, but I have yet to meet any who weren't fist-pumping douchbags.
I just loath the entirety of the renascence to. I just don't get the poofy clown aesthetic they seemed to be going for.
EricTheNihilist 1 year ago
We would not get along man but I love your brain.
(loves Italian music, is a chef at an Italian restaurant, likes art from the Renaissance)
TheInfernalSpark 1 year ago
oh nno him
ChrysKhrys 1 year ago
The Doors... are... AWESOME.
I can't explain to you why they are awesome. Just know, know in your heart of hearts, that they are.
EdwardWasAVampire 1 year ago 2
I don't get the stretched-out ear thing. Are you tribal or something? Like Jim Morrison thought he was?
bgmiller5 1 year ago
lol i dont know why but he reminds me of jerry seinfeld
perfectshot15 1 year ago
actualy bennito mussil ... what ever that douche fags name was he sided with hitler not the italian people but what evar
rancorx 1 year ago
Oh my GOD, I've never, before this, made a connection between Jim Morrison and "Zoolander"!! I'll never see the film the same way again! Gotta watch it now.
JA101K 1 year ago
i carve frut and it increases the price of a caterer cuz there pretty and a side from enjoying doing it i really don't see the point either
TheGuruAxle 1 year ago
omg you just read my mind xDD
Awesome vid^^
nenemarle89 1 year ago
Hate is a strong word, how about "dislike"?
D4R3W 1 year ago
So because "we" sided with Germany during WW2 over 80 years ago means we are bad people? lol
I don't understand many things, either. But I also don't understand mindless, pointless "hate" towards things such as this.
For someone so logical, you sure don't look towards the Italian people and the Italian language with much logic. Just saying. Not that I'm offended, of course. Everyone is allowed their own opinion. :)
yousuckatlyfe 1 year ago
dude, goddamn it yes, no matter how hard I try the coffee always spills, also when I take the coffee to the second lv. of my home it drips on the stairs on the last faking step happens always :(
KADAMASOUL 1 year ago
dude, your points that you are making regarding different topics are GREAT. But, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE THAT RING IN YOUR NOSE. You look like BULL.
GoldeWC 1 year ago
to the author of video:
learn to think with your mind not with movies stereothype only in this way you can grow up friend you are clearly manipolated by it.
Plus dont judge someone before know him/her cause Im sure you dont know us.
I envite you to come in Italy for a period and try to do friendship with us and you'll can find out how we are different by what you think.
And know that I dont hate you at all even if you hate me!!!
a greeting from Rome.
milly8389 1 year ago
Italy rules in every way. The culture, the food, the wine, the people.. shame you make generalizations about such a great country. And Italy didn't ,as a whole, support Hitler. A despotic maniac leader did...... he got his in the end by Commies.
WakeUpDummies 1 year ago
This is the fifth video of yours I've watch, and I must say, I can't find anything that's not awesome about you. Coming from a jaded paranoid pessimist, that's really something!
SUBSCRIBED.
textingname 1 year ago
I don't get Heroes or real life TV either... but that's just because they are poorly written.
DUDE LOST IS AWESOME. Because it's a Sci Fi story, and the guys are hot, and Hurly is awesome. There are more reasons, but the 500 character limit would restrain me more...
EllenRussell54 1 year ago
the pompousness is built right into the language - lol
lorax2013 1 year ago
I'm italian from Italy. I'd like to know why you hate us. Can you explain me please?
btw our accent is not that you 're trying to do. It' s clear you've never been in Italy.
milly8389 1 year ago
@milly8389 You are right.. I bet he has never been. His opinion on Italians is based on Gangster movies and a stupid show called Jersey Shore.
WakeUpDummies 1 year ago
I don't like Italy either.
Their prime minister said that Mussolini never killed anyone, he just sent them on vacation. And he still has a 50%+ approval rating.
Pinokio131 1 year ago
fuck you!!!
ailanese 1 year ago
you are so kool in a good way
wolfgang123100 1 year ago
im so with you on the italian thing lol you're not racist.
itwilldecompose 1 year ago
@itwilldecompose But perhaps you are
WakeUpDummies 1 year ago
@WakeUpDummies thank you for your comments.
milly8389 1 year ago
your a funny motherfucker hands down, 5 stars i do like the doors though, =/ not that you care but too bad
smckafixofurfaith 1 year ago
Your adorable and comedic in a good way. Your great. I hug you in my mind.
Amiegh88 1 year ago
im italian...
6XfeetXunder 1 year ago
Yay
maxhappyface 1 year ago
best video yet.
snowtrot 1 year ago
moreso not-yet shit.
snowtrot 1 year ago
you are inveted to come in italy by me, so you'll can say how you hate me and my country to me, my family, my friends, face to face!
fool
upperim 1 year ago
I want to buy you and have you in my house...
TheZeaf 1 year ago
"food is unchewed shit" THAT IS FUCKIN GREAT
laurennLOCKDOWN 1 year ago
at the very first few seconds i thought were just some douche bag but now I know you are actually just like me because i agree with everything you had to say.. even the racist part!
7Rafe7 1 year ago
I don't understand why Old People struggle so much against Technology.
I thought things got better with age...............
AstraVex 1 year ago
Finally, someone else who hates Italy!!!
RingringCodyphone 1 year ago
haha when you try to talk italien, youre sounding like super mario ;D
FreedomFighterI 1 year ago
"Unchewed Shit"
....Does that include coasters?
SomeDudeThatRants 2 years ago
I'm Italian and I hate the Italian accent aswell. It's fucking annoying.
"Howa aryou doinga?"
How fucking hard is it to cut the last vowel off the end of a word?
stupid parents...
do0me0nice 2 years ago
Apparently not that hard, because I've yet to meet an Italian with this problem, neither in my family nor in the general population.
Parli italiano? I tuoi genitori te lo hanno insegnato?
waltonky 2 years ago
i get all your shit but not the jim morison crap the doors were a genuine clasic band, listen to some of their music. not what the musitians say in interviews, who the fuck makes sense in an interview , its all crapola for the media , but the doors were awsome.
tersse 2 years ago
Wholeheartedly agreed.
Plus, I don't think any Doors fan disagrees with the fact that he was self-serving. But think about it! Does that not make him a classic god? Yeah, that's right.
pseudonympersona 1 year ago
i hate yoko ono. god i hate her.
you were much better-looking last year...i must be missing something...?
internNumber9 2 years ago
Congrats on the amount of disgruntled comments on here. I think I'm with you on pretty much everything there, 'part from Italians. An italian bought be a guitar, so they can stay.
nippleonmyface 2 years ago
azrienoch....listen to break on trough right now and tell me you dont see how at least OTHER people can experience it as an outstanding piece of music
sorry...you can dislike artists personally...but that doesnt make their art/music whatever bad....thats just unfair..
nekftw 2 years ago
your nose sucks! :D
geo4356 2 years ago
The hilariously-crafted irony is overwhelming XD
setty1920 2 years ago
lost is a great show they didn't plan for it to last and now they are just pulling crazy ideas out of no where and putting it on the show its like sham wow or that backwards rob thing which i also love to watch yes it is you need to get a risotto ai sapori del mediterraneo and make a new video not cause this one is bad just cause a risotto done right will change your life
NUMBLIFEUSA 2 years ago
I loved your video even though most of the stuff I enjoy(the Doors,Culinary art, Italy) was made fun of, great job and awsome video.
animeluvar4eva 2 years ago
I don't understand the fuck that ring is doing in your nose.
u fuckin look much butter without it. more human
ABONESR 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Hey, az, you incidentally self-pwned yourself. This video is about you?
No, it is just a rant about people you don't like and people with no food you also don't seem to like.
I might DMCA you for using a fakesagan clip in your teaparty segment without his permission.
hyperseauton 2 years ago
@hyperseauton You're joking, right? I was. And you just explained my joke as if I didn't know. As for DMCAing me, legally, you have to be Fakesagan. But since you're not, I'd advise you to let fakesagan handle his own affairs. If he wanted to, he could have. Then again, he used clips of mine, and that was an understanding we had. Anyway, that was a lame attempt to troll on your part. Try again. I'll let you.
azrienoch 2 years ago 20
As for DMCAing, rest assured I am not a piece of shit just filing out of the blue an excellent channel.
Gee, I think you even answered me because I used a serious threat because this shit can cost a good man's Roark head over here, coming from an anonymous fundamentalist creep from a video dating months back: we HAVE seen it happen.
Just because Suzie Reider's not getting it at home, she is fucking all of us.
I am all the way with Gary for once:
watch?v=sRi4CsZEM5A
hyperseauton 2 years ago
Did not fakesagan pwn you and drove you off youtube?
hyperseauton 2 years ago
LulWhat ?
TaR0uk 2 years ago
i love you!
ktbaby077 2 years ago
How you you be confused about why people like lost if you haven't watched beyond the first season?
CandiBristol 2 years ago
I think it will take thirty years for this fellow to realize he's not as smart as he thought he was. Thank you for your time: You may thumb me down now.
pleximold 2 years ago
lol love it..
MikeGoGettersVLOG 2 years ago
Jim Morrison was literally a genius. 148 IQ. I think this guy is somewhat limited in his perceptions of the universe. Seems very self-absorbed, and comical. It was an amusing video.
captainquirk24 2 years ago
I should also add that Morrison was frustrated with the fact that he had to 'dumb' down his poetry (songs) so the general masses could better understand it.
captainquirk24 2 years ago
Youtube. I am coming to get you.
Slyontologist 2 years ago
Question. Who has the best username on Youtube?
Slyontologist 2 years ago
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ktbaby077 2 years ago
My face is a face
robertmaxwell797 2 years ago
And that, dear Jeff, is the reason why I do not make my own coffee; I let someone else clean up the mess for me.
kzcvxjhcxb 2 years ago
Usually I do not get everything you say......should now be any different?
Septemberameadows 2 years ago
"I am JUST like YOU!"
Scary feces!
Selinawoman 2 years ago
title should have been: i'm not as smart as i think i can
lol
NotTooObvious 2 years ago
perty funny
NotTooObvious 2 years ago
Brilliant!
exDeathex 2 years ago
hahahahhahah i dont get the discovery channel that was hillarious
mdsofdeath 2 years ago
As an Italian-american it pained me to hear you dis ..The Doors. Damn! Couldn't you have picked on Led Zeppelin? Fucking shit keeps spamming my Pandora! Out Out! Damn stairway!
WTF am I talking about??
prodigyat9 2 years ago
u look so high in this vid!! OMG LOVE IT!!
hgaleas82 2 years ago
jim morrison was a pretentious douuchhee who wrote bad poetry
ArtMusicRepeat 2 years ago
Oh and the doors, you are right. And reality tv. That is just dumb. You are right again. And the know it all attitude. That just means that you think. Therefore you have opinions. Good for you. Keep thinking. Keep sharing. Just know that about Italian food ( the genuine stuff,) you are wrong, and the language, it isn't their fault. Politically, yeah back then, they chose wrong. But, today, Italians are pretty nice. And gelato, makes Italy all worth it. Just sayin'.
maritdw 2 years ago
Despite a great voice, a nose ring is hard to take seriously.
your thought on excremental art -I understand trying to make what we eat look better before eating it. But, painting w/ excrement is something I had to clean up from a toddler. Not funny. Ever.A diaper in the heater vent after painting walls.The fragrance lingers in my memory too clearly to even laugh.
I loved all art except Renaissaince until I saw the Sistine Chapel. Nothing compares now. Amazing. You are wrong. I am right.
maritdw 2 years ago 6
the coffe problem is the coanda effect at work... the rest ... you're just ... strange :)
TheLazy0ne 2 years ago
My dad had this guy working for him, and Dad had to tell the guy, "you can do more than turn groceries into shit, if you just give it a little effort".
The only good thing about the Doors was the "People are strange, when you're a stranger..." in Lost Boys.
nathanjonessr 2 years ago
Oh I don't know, Whiskey Bar always sounded good in my truck radio when I was traveling long distances across west Texas. And Crystal Ship sounded good when one had too much of the aforementioned element.
But I haven't really listened to any of it in the last few decades.
Trollschool 2 years ago
@ abunchanada - how large was this funny bone? is it sensitive now?
daffyff 2 years ago
i got that checked out, turned out i was some kind of deformed freak, thanks man!
Abunchanada 2 years ago
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE FASCINATION WITH JIM MORRISON EITHER
WE R 1
<3 this video.
ninapoetry 2 years ago
heroes was amazing until recent episodes... i watched it for ever and now just gave up
cumbersomecow 2 years ago
I am most definitely going to use that line:
"Food is unchewed shit"
For some reason that struck a large funny bone for me! Keep up the good commentary!
Abunchanada 2 years ago
I was thinking the same thing great quote
williambrodie 2 years ago
Jim Morrison pft.... agreed..self indulgent fucker
Italy pft... agreed.... fascism and the Mafia and language school students going "EY-AH ROB-AH ROB-AH... ROB-AH"
"IT'S FUCKING ROB! R.O.B! ROB!"... motherfuckers
If Italians get too much for you though , you can watch Monica Belluci get anally raped for twelve minutes in Irreversible ... you'd like that wouldn't you? I bet you fucking would
Jadabh3 2 years ago
I don't think you want to be "just like" me. My life is shit with a capital "K". I don't want to elaborate, but the only thing that's keeping me sane is a computer with internet connection.
snakeinabush123 2 years ago
other than that i agree with most of your video... escept i love italian food.
SniperScopeMaster86 2 years ago
i'm reading these comments and i just see a lot of people that hate jim morrison. why? sure he was a bit of a drug addict but weren't most people like that in the late 60s? I mean he wrote great music, he had sex with beautiful women, and had a rough childhood. He was the ultimate symbol of sex drugs and rock n roll. Their music had a strange twist that nobody has been able to recreate. ever! It's a shame he died at 27. but i guess thats his fault.. Right now, the doors is my favorite band.
SniperScopeMaster86 2 years ago
you had pizza boxes behind you the other week... you're clever, you work it out!!
thelastgirl10 2 years ago
this isn't an offensive comment, but are you trying to purposely sound like Phil DeFranco? the accent and how you talk is exactly like him...
ThisIsACakeWalk 2 years ago
damn straight you wish you had the discovery channel!
skipperdoofus 2 years ago
I honestly was taking this video serious, but why would I do that, by the way I agree with many things you say, just I won't say which ones cos I don't want to piss some italian friends lol
elAsra 2 years ago
hey hey im half italian!!! :( LOL
GrowthSpiral 2 years ago
i hate the french, the doors are over rated and yeah, lost sucked after the first season...pun intended, i became ''lost''
b.walker*
ALICEandBRENDA 2 years ago
Honestly...I can't tell if you are just talking about random things that make almost no seance, or if you are a genius... :) However your videos are very enjoyable to watch.
YankoBG94 2 years ago
You must be on a permanent trip.
Jonesingonline 2 years ago
You lost me at 2.50
I thoroughly enjoy the majority of your videos,
but this was disappointing.
BourgeoisMachinery 2 years ago
What was disappointing about it?
azrienoch 2 years ago
WOAHHH dude i m italian and i dont walk around like a mobster wanna be :( you were seriously generalizing an that was .. wow.. :(
dieannadior618 2 years ago
just like us...and sean bedlam ;-)
(which is a good thing)
TheGraniteFlaneur 2 years ago
u wasted ur breath on bullshit,is that thinking outside the box..u ass u can help people but nice u did..this..
tooth2 2 years ago
And why would I help a little prick like you?
azrienoch 2 years ago
for the lolz
Abunchanada 2 years ago
How can you dislike pasta! and pizza! and manicotti!? Oh my goodness....
Hey you forgot Machiavelli and all the crap that Dante wrote about.
jharsika 2 years ago
No, I didn't forget them. I didn't forget how both of those writers went against Italian customs of the time to be great: Machiavelli with his expose of political power, and Dante writing in Italian, rather than the Latin he was SUPPOSED to be using for writing. And saying pizza is italian food is like saying hamburgers are german food. Yeah, I GUESS THEY ARE. But they're really just not.
azrienoch 2 years ago
I can't stand nazi/hitler arguents...So. The. Fuck. Wat. Saying "thats the same thing hitler thought" or as you put it "and WHO sided w/ the nazis in bleh bleh bleh?" LOWEST form of attempting to make a point....If ya knew better you'd do better...
doctorrin 2 years ago
That's not true. I might know better but not give a shit. I might know better but find it funny. I might know better but not be serious. I might know better but not mind using sneaky rhetoric. Or there's the good ol' I-just-downright-disagree-with-you. That it's the lowest form of making a point, I mean. Hell, knowing what you know of me, any one of the options I just gave sound more like something I might be guilty of than, I just didn't know any better.
azrienoch 2 years ago
Twas a bitch what made him rich...
doctorrin 2 years ago
This is your best since the "Beetle in a Box".
I know you've heard this quite enough, but I'm glad your back.
ianhoppe 2 years ago
"I don't get the Discovery Channel! Really! I need to call my cable guy" That line was the best, ever!
BlackBlueLagoon 2 years ago
Shitty pot.
stefanlittle 2 years ago
"food is unchewed shit"
:D
svengalie 2 years ago 4
No pizza for you, Azrienoch.
ishouldgetacoolname 2 years ago 4
My friend sent me your video and it is facetiously funny.
To answer your questions: The coffee pots are poorly engineered.
People like lost cause they are lost.
Heroes are people at their best and give us a standard to measure ourselves by.
They are game shows with a new marketed title. Whether it is food or waste we like expressing ourselves though creation. Jim Morrison made fucking up & acid look fun, thats an art. The Italian thing?,....forget about it. You definitely are humble.
scurry1965 2 years ago
dude i have the same problem with coffee. theres these yellowish stains all over my house... ...
effcircles 2 years ago
they're
effcircles 2 years ago
The part: "I'm an artist so nobody can understand me, man" is just so true. And I LOL at people who do this.
But really, you don't like Italian food? Completely?
Aizauno 2 years ago
I thought the Renaissance was rubbish. Rubbish!
RawBiznasProductions 2 years ago
OH god.
How did you know i hate Italian people.
punksnook 2 years ago
T.T you dont like pasta? v.v
princessyairi 2 years ago
Oh fuck off will you
87Julius 2 years ago 3
wow..... just wow.
choji17 2 years ago
When saying "who sided with the Nazis in WWII," remember who actually sided with them... It wasn't really the Italian people. The German people didn't even necessarily side with the Nazis (example: Jewish and communist Germans). There were resistance groups in Italy and Germany. It isn't fair to pin the faults of a fraction of society, even if it's large, on others who didn't do anything. However, we permit it because it's useful.
DeflocculatedDentist 2 years ago
i dont watch lost coz i know that fat guy should have lost all his weight much much faster, i bet he luvs italian food. i luv lasagna
dogget001 2 years ago
lol "Food is unchewed shit"
Dreki8 2 years ago
I want to meet you... I'm am so intrigued by you! ^_^ [x]
crimsonigloo 2 years ago
I need more videos like this one to be sure why I subscribed to your channel.
Your apology is accepted.
virvalens 2 years ago
1. Nobody is as smart as they think they are. Except me. (Ironic.) ^_^
2. Lost is like a bad marriage, that you have to see through to the end.
3. Jim Morrison and the Doors: I don't know if you are being provocative, and I don't want to start ranting à la the great Watchmen debate of '09. Morrison was probably an asshole as a person, but they made some wonderful psychedelic rock poetry.
As Swan says in Phantom of the Paradise, about music, "You either dig it, or you don't."
StevenErnest 2 years ago
Renaissance wasn't only in italy.
NannaLaurie 2 years ago 5
i like lost damnit!
ArchieCaveIts 2 years ago
LoL discovery line cracked me up, love the way you play with words even when playing with words is not a part of the discussion. Cheers.
NLPNVC 2 years ago
I have the same problem with the coffee pot.
awerner2007 2 years ago
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I want to be you when I grow up.
Myscannersucks 2 years ago
i've never had that problem with my coffee pot. maybe he just needs a new coffee pot. i've had that problem with other things though. it's one of the few situations the adhesiveness of water is a bad thing
lynxiness 2 years ago
lol the jim morrison bit made my day keep it up - i always look forward to your vids
LaileB22 2 years ago
i get the coffe problem with lager cans, it's very frustrating. goes everywhere.
It's like when you take a slash and it forks off into all these retarded directions, WTF!?!?!?
why does it have to do that, nothing is gained from that happening
so why do the beer cans insist on doing it?
and you can't poor it fast to stop it from dribbling at a weird angle, because then you get too much head and you get a froth moustache that covers your real moustache and fuck me that's a pain.
EVHisgodyoumuppet 2 years ago
Put the head of the can INTO the glass and make sure the beer hits the SIDE of the glass.
So....Have the glass at 45 degrees to the glass and the can should drop straight into the glass itself (The lip should be actually IN The glass).
This will reduce the head you get and also reduce any dribble.
Can't help you on the potty training though....Sorry.
Try sitting?
kalamain 2 years ago
The comment on Discovery Channel was definitely clever.
PS I love Italian.
2ndviolin 2 years ago
on the off chance that you weren't joking about why the coffee runs of the front of the pot I just wanted to say that it's probably because the "spout" (I don't know if that's the word for it in relation with a coffeepot - my native tongue isn't english) isn't properly shaped . You WERE probably joking about this but I couldn't resist answering :) anyway keep up the good work
maddogmaddox 2 years ago
yeah dude, "spout" is the right word.
haha, i'm FROM england and your english is better than mine
EVHisgodyoumuppet 2 years ago
more of this now.
TerosX 2 years ago
I think you may upset a few people with this one. I actually thought it was pretty amusing though :)
andymooseman 2 years ago
hehehehe, fuck em
azrienoch 2 years ago
LOL!
MystSilverDragon 2 years ago
Lol *you dont see people in ethiopia standing there, admiring thier food....*
hehe
MystSilverDragon 2 years ago
It's good to encounter your god complex and btw a hell of a funny way to do that
AnssiArpiainen 2 years ago
It is an interesting video it explains a lot. Simply, you seem to thrive in you mediocrity. Hence, you sit and make silly angst filled videos. While, others actually see the importance of achieving. Lol.. you dislike Italian art. Now there is a great allegory for you and your view if the world. Funny though perhaps you will mature when the baby is born well I sincerely hope so man. you talk shit well :). kind regards,
TheWisemonkey8 2 years ago
This ain't angsty. This is word play and cynicism.
azrienoch 2 years ago
Pfft get back to University and complete that PhD. You are wasted on this thing. Kind regards to you and the wife and the baby when it comes :). It must be quite exciting :)!
TheWisemonkey8 2 years ago
There is something seriously wrong with you. I don't get how can anyone hate pizza...or spaghetti...
YankoBG94 2 years ago
Pizza and spaghetti aren't Italian foods. Nor is lasagna. Or any other Italian food that I like. It's not Italian.
azrienoch 2 years ago
oh you so deep on this,
those aren`t even italian words/names, are
they?
Realizalize 2 years ago
and i dunno why you do this sublimal
experiment, which isn`t an experiment anymore.... and who and how you were bought to do this.
Realizalize <