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  • I don't get you.

  • We didn't side with them, Mussolini did. He had followers who were FORCED to go with him. If they didn't they died.

  • Lol, I feel EXACTLY the same way about the French. Maybe that's because I am Italian. XP

  • I was going to leave a comment but then decided not to waste my time....oh wait, hmmm

  • You've got something in your nose....How embarrassing...but at least i was good enough to tell ya. You should remove this vid and do another...

    just kidding...i hate mostly everyone!...short black queer tall red fat brown skinny white happy sad crippled athletic lazy rich poor hyper liers believers...oh and cab drivers...oh and people who think common tattoos and piercings mean anything...except to the ignorant.

    Later hose hound : )

  • @ConsidertheAbsurd Agreed.

  • Lmfao! And here you are exposing me to my own false humility, with your cleverness and words and what have you.

  • Moo

  • Humility has been the new self gratification for a while now. You'll have to do better than that to convince me you're witty with a cynical edge.

  • I am outrageously attracted to you.

  • haha you are a very deep person...but what i dont understand is how you jump from coffe on the counter to hateing italy..and dont get me wrong if you hate italy thats great but slow down a little hahaha...props for discusing your mind man :)

  • I don't get why someone would have a nose ring! That basically ensures that whoever they talk to, wherever they go, the first thing anyone will notice about them is, "Gee, this guy is a complete faggot!"

  • You speak w/ fluency and occasionally spout something half interesting! If you would edit yourself more (and I don't mean merely cutting bits together in rapid fashion) what you say would prob come off better.

    1:13 Cooking shows are like on-air painters, only sillier and lamer. At show's end you're left w/ not a whiff of reason for the time spent. Best as I can figure they're made for people who like personality, but don't want actual interaction. - You should give this up, try stand up.

  • @marmas58ink

    Naaahhh.

  • The whole point of this video is your MASSIVE EGO. The title of the video implies YOU are smarter than everyone else. I can see from looking at you you really love yourself and you are stuck right up your own arse. You think you are "special". Special needs more like.

  • Do you hate pizza ? lol

  • I really, really, really, really, really, really, LOVE the way to talk!!!!! It sounds weird but you talk so awesomely (is that a word? lol) I LOVE IT!!!!! :D :D :D

  • you have to twist your wrist in while pouring your coffee. I thought the coffee pots were all defective until I realized I was the one pouring it wrong.

  • You're hilarious.

  • The ww2 part was seriously unnecesarry. They can't do anything about it. Giv'em a break.

  • I love the Doors, I love Renaissance art, I love mob movies and I love Azrienoch!

  • You are just like me, yet still I would love to be like you, interesting paradox, isnt it?

  • Wow u are soo proud and intolerant!! but hilarious

  • I agree with everything you said about Italians. Maybe it's just were I live, but I have yet to meet any who weren't fist-pumping douchbags.

    I just loath the entirety of the renascence to. I just don't get the poofy clown aesthetic they seemed to be going for.

  • We would not get along man but I love your brain.

    (loves Italian music, is a chef at an Italian restaurant, likes art from the Renaissance)

  • oh nno him

  • The Doors... are... AWESOME.

    I can't explain to you why they are awesome. Just know, know in your heart of hearts, that they are.

  • I don't get the stretched-out ear thing. Are you tribal or something? Like Jim Morrison thought he was?

  • lol i dont know why but he reminds me of jerry seinfeld

  • actualy bennito mussil ... what ever that douche fags name was he sided with hitler not the italian people but what evar

  • Oh my GOD, I've never, before this, made a connection between Jim Morrison and "Zoolander"!! I'll never see the film the same way again! Gotta watch it now.

  • i carve frut and it increases the price of a caterer cuz there pretty and a side from enjoying doing it i really don't see the point either

  • omg you just read my mind xDD

    Awesome vid^^

  • Hate is a strong word, how about "dislike"?

  • So because "we" sided with Germany during WW2 over 80 years ago means we are bad people? lol

    I don't understand many things, either. But I also don't understand mindless, pointless "hate" towards things such as this.

    For someone so logical, you sure don't look towards the Italian people and the Italian language with much logic. Just saying. Not that I'm offended, of course. Everyone is allowed their own opinion. :)

  • dude, goddamn it yes, no matter how hard I try the coffee always spills, also when I take the coffee to the second lv. of my home it drips on the stairs on the last faking step happens always :(

  • dude, your points that you are making regarding different topics are GREAT. But, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE THAT RING IN YOUR NOSE. You look like BULL.

  • to the author of video:

    learn to think with your mind not with movies stereothype only in this way you can grow up friend you are clearly manipolated by it.

    Plus dont judge someone before know him/her cause Im sure you dont know us.

    I envite you to come in Italy for a period and try to do friendship with us and you'll can find out how we are different by what you think.

    And know that I dont hate you at all even if you hate me!!!

    a greeting from Rome.

  • Italy rules in every way. The culture, the food, the wine, the people.. shame you make generalizations about such a great country. And Italy didn't ,as a whole, support Hitler. A despotic maniac leader did...... he got his in the end by Commies.

  • This is the fifth video of yours I've watch, and I must say, I can't find anything that's not awesome about you. Coming from a jaded paranoid pessimist, that's really something!

    SUBSCRIBED.

  • I don't get Heroes or real life TV either... but that's just because they are poorly written.

    DUDE LOST IS AWESOME. Because it's a Sci Fi story, and the guys are hot, and Hurly is awesome. There are more reasons, but the 500 character limit would restrain me more...

  • the pompousness is built right into the language - lol

  • I'm italian from Italy. I'd like to know why you hate us. Can you explain me please?

    btw our accent is not that you 're trying to do. It' s clear you've never been in Italy.

  • @milly8389 You are right.. I bet he has never been. His opinion on Italians is based on Gangster movies and a stupid show called Jersey Shore.

  • I don't like Italy either.

    Their prime minister said that Mussolini never killed anyone, he just sent them on vacation. And he still has a 50%+ approval rating.

  • fuck you!!!

  • you are so kool in a good way

  • im so with you on the italian thing lol you're not racist.

  • @itwilldecompose But perhaps you are

  • @WakeUpDummies thank you for your comments.

  • your a funny motherfucker hands down, 5 stars i do like the doors though, =/ not that you care but too bad

  • Your adorable and comedic in a good way. Your great. I hug you in my mind.

  • im italian...

  • Yay

  • best video yet.

  • moreso not-yet shit.

  • you are inveted to come in italy by me, so you'll can say how you hate me and my country to me, my family, my friends, face to face!

    fool

  • I want to buy you and have you in my house...

  • "food is unchewed shit" THAT IS FUCKIN GREAT

  • at the very first few seconds i thought were just some douche bag but now I know you are actually just like me because i agree with everything you had to say.. even the racist part!

  • I don't understand why Old People struggle so much against Technology.

    I thought things got better with age...............

  • Finally, someone else who hates Italy!!!

  • haha when you try to talk italien, youre sounding like super mario ;D

  • "Unchewed Shit"

    ....Does that include coasters?

  • I'm Italian and I hate the Italian accent aswell. It's fucking annoying.

    "Howa aryou doinga?"

    How fucking hard is it to cut the last vowel off the end of a word?

    stupid parents...

  • Apparently not that hard, because I've yet to meet an Italian with this problem, neither in my family nor in the general population.

    Parli italiano? I tuoi genitori te lo hanno insegnato?

  • i get all your shit but not the jim morison crap the doors were a genuine clasic band, listen to some of their music. not what the musitians say in interviews, who the fuck makes sense in an interview , its all crapola for the media , but the doors were awsome.

  • Wholeheartedly agreed.

    Plus, I don't think any Doors fan disagrees with the fact that he was self-serving. But think about it! Does that not make him a classic god? Yeah, that's right.

  • i hate yoko ono. god i hate her.

    you were much better-looking last year...i must be missing something...?

  • Congrats on the amount of disgruntled comments on here. I think I'm with you on pretty much everything there, 'part from Italians. An italian bought be a guitar, so they can stay.

  • azrienoch....listen to break on trough right now and tell me you dont see how at least OTHER people can experience it as an outstanding piece of music

    sorry...you can dislike artists personally...but that doesnt make their art/music whatever bad....thats just unfair..

  • your nose sucks! :D

  • The hilariously-crafted irony is overwhelming XD

  • lost is a great show they didn't plan for it to last and now they are just pulling crazy ideas out of no where and putting it on the show its like sham wow or that backwards rob thing which i also love to watch yes it is you need to get a risotto ai sapori del mediterraneo and make a new video not cause this one is bad just cause a risotto done right will change your life

  • I loved your video even though most of the stuff I enjoy(the Doors,Culinary art, Italy) was made fun of, great job and awsome video.

  • I don't understand the fuck that ring is doing in your nose.

    u fuckin look much butter without it. more human

  • @hyperseauton You're joking, right? I was. And you just explained my joke as if I didn't know. As for DMCAing me, legally, you have to be Fakesagan. But since you're not, I'd advise you to let fakesagan handle his own affairs. If he wanted to, he could have. Then again, he used clips of mine, and that was an understanding we had. Anyway, that was a lame attempt to troll on your part. Try again. I'll let you.

  • As for DMCAing, rest assured I am not a piece of shit just filing out of the blue an excellent channel.

    Gee, I think you even answered me because I used a serious threat because this shit can cost a good man's Roark head over here, coming from an anonymous fundamentalist creep from a video dating months back: we HAVE seen it happen.

    Just because Suzie Reider's not getting it at home, she is fucking all of us.

    I am all the way with Gary for once:

    watch?v=sRi4CsZEM5A

  • Did not fakesagan pwn you and drove you off youtube?

  • LulWhat ?

  • i love you!

  • How you you be confused about why people like lost if you haven't watched beyond the first season?

  • I think it will take thirty years for this fellow to realize he's not as smart as he thought he was. Thank you for your time: You may thumb me down now.

  • lol love it..

  • Jim Morrison was literally a genius. 148 IQ. I think this guy is somewhat limited in his perceptions of the universe. Seems very self-absorbed, and comical. It was an amusing video.

  • I should also add that Morrison was frustrated with the fact that he had to 'dumb' down his poetry (songs) so the general masses could better understand it.

  • Youtube. I am coming to get you.

  • Question. Who has the best username on Youtube?

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  • My face is a face

  • And that, dear Jeff, is the reason why I do not make my own coffee; I let someone else clean up the mess for me.

  • Usually I do not get everything you say......should now be any different?

  • "I am JUST like YOU!"

    Scary feces!

  • title should have been: i'm not as smart as i think i can

    lol

  • perty funny

  • Brilliant!

  • hahahahhahah i dont get the discovery channel that was hillarious

  • As an Italian-american it pained me to hear you dis ..The Doors. Damn! Couldn't you have picked on Led Zeppelin? Fucking shit keeps spamming my Pandora!  Out Out! Damn stairway!

    WTF am I talking about??

  • u look so high in this vid!! OMG LOVE IT!!

  • jim morrison was a pretentious douuchhee who wrote bad poetry

  • Oh and the doors, you are right. And reality tv. That is just dumb. You are right again. And the know it all attitude. That just means that you think. Therefore you have opinions. Good for you. Keep thinking. Keep sharing. Just know that about Italian food ( the genuine stuff,) you are wrong, and the language, it isn't their fault. Politically, yeah back then, they chose wrong. But, today, Italians are pretty nice. And gelato, makes Italy all worth it. Just sayin'.

  • Despite a great voice, a nose ring is hard to take seriously.

    your thought on excremental art -I understand trying to make what we eat look better before eating it. But, painting w/ excrement is something I had to clean up from a toddler. Not funny. Ever.A diaper in the heater vent after painting walls.The fragrance lingers in my memory too clearly to even laugh.

    I loved all art except Renaissaince until I saw the Sistine Chapel. Nothing compares now. Amazing. You are wrong. I am right.

  • the coffe problem is the coanda effect at work... the rest ... you're just ... strange :)

  • My dad had this guy working for him, and Dad had to tell the guy, "you can do more than turn groceries into shit, if you just give it a little effort".

    The only good thing about the Doors was the "People are strange, when you're a stranger..." in Lost Boys.

  • Oh I don't know, Whiskey Bar always sounded good in my truck radio when I was traveling long distances across west Texas. And Crystal Ship sounded good when one had too much of the aforementioned element.

    But I haven't really listened to any of it in the last few decades.

  • @ abunchanada - how large was this funny bone? is it sensitive now?

  • i got that checked out, turned out i was some kind of deformed freak, thanks man!

  • I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE FASCINATION WITH JIM MORRISON EITHER

    WE R 1

    <3 this video.

  • heroes was amazing until recent episodes... i watched it for ever and now just gave up

  • I am most definitely going to use that line:

    "Food is unchewed shit"

    For some reason that struck a large funny bone for me! Keep up the good commentary!

  • I was thinking the same thing great quote

  • Jim Morrison pft.... agreed..self indulgent fucker

    Italy pft... agreed.... fascism and the Mafia and language school students going "EY-AH ROB-AH ROB-AH... ROB-AH"

    "IT'S FUCKING ROB! R.O.B! ROB!"... motherfuckers

    If Italians get too much for you though , you can watch Monica Belluci get anally raped for twelve minutes in Irreversible ... you'd like that wouldn't you? I bet you fucking would

  • I don't think you want to be "just like" me. My life is shit with a capital "K". I don't want to elaborate, but the only thing that's keeping me sane is a computer with internet connection.

  • other than that i agree with most of your video... escept i love italian food.

  • i'm reading these comments and i just see a lot of people that hate jim morrison. why? sure he was a bit of a drug addict but weren't most people like that in the late 60s? I mean he wrote great music, he had sex with beautiful women, and had a rough childhood. He was the ultimate symbol of sex drugs and rock n roll. Their music had a strange twist that nobody has been able to recreate. ever! It's a shame he died at 27. but i guess thats his fault.. Right now, the doors is my favorite band.

  • you had pizza boxes behind you the other week... you're clever, you work it out!!

  • this isn't an offensive comment, but are you trying to purposely sound like Phil DeFranco? the accent and how you talk is exactly like him...

  • damn straight you wish you had the discovery channel!

  • I honestly was taking this video serious, but why would I do that, by the way I agree with many things you say, just I won't say which ones cos I don't want to piss some italian friends lol

  • hey hey im half italian!!! :( LOL

  • i hate the french, the doors are over rated and yeah, lost sucked after the first season...pun intended, i became ''lost''

    b.walker*

  • Honestly...I can't tell if you are just talking about random things that make almost no seance, or if you are a genius... :) However your videos are very enjoyable to watch.

  • You must be on a permanent trip.

  • You lost me at 2.50

    I thoroughly enjoy the majority of your videos,

    but this was disappointing.

  • What was disappointing about it?

  • WOAHHH dude i m italian and i dont walk around like a mobster wanna be :( you were seriously generalizing an that was .. wow.. :(

  • just like us...and sean bedlam ;-)

    (which is a good thing)

  • u wasted ur breath on bullshit,is that thinking outside the box..u ass u can help people but nice u did..this..

  • And why would I help a little prick like you?

  • for the lolz

  • How can you dislike pasta! and pizza! and manicotti!? Oh my goodness....

    Hey you forgot Machiavelli and all the crap that Dante wrote about.

  • No, I didn't forget them. I didn't forget how both of those writers went against Italian customs of the time to be great: Machiavelli with his expose of political power, and Dante writing in Italian, rather than the Latin he was SUPPOSED to be using for writing. And saying pizza is italian food is like saying hamburgers are german food. Yeah, I GUESS THEY ARE. But they're really just not.

  • I can't stand nazi/hitler arguents...So. The. Fuck. Wat. Saying "thats the same thing hitler thought" or as you put it "and WHO sided w/ the nazis in bleh bleh bleh?" LOWEST form of attempting to make a point....If ya knew better you'd do better...

  • That's not true. I might know better but not give a shit. I might know better but find it funny. I might know better but not be serious. I might know better but not mind using sneaky rhetoric. Or there's the good ol' I-just-downright-disagree-with­-you. That it's the lowest form of making a point, I mean. Hell, knowing what you know of me, any one of the options I just gave sound more like something I might be guilty of than, I just didn't know any better.

  • Twas a bitch what made him rich...

  • This is your best since the "Beetle in a Box".

    I know you've heard this quite enough, but I'm glad your back.

  • "I don't get the Discovery Channel! Really! I need to call my cable guy" That line was the best, ever!

  • Shitty pot.

  • "food is unchewed shit"

    :D

  • No pizza for you, Azrienoch.

  • My friend sent me your video and it is facetiously funny.

    To answer your questions: The coffee pots are poorly engineered.

    People like lost cause they are lost.

    Heroes are people at their best and give us a standard to measure ourselves by.

    They are game shows with a new marketed title. Whether it is food or waste we like expressing ourselves though creation. Jim Morrison made fucking up & acid look fun, thats an art. The Italian thing?,....forget about it. You definitely are humble.

  • dude i have the same problem with coffee. theres these yellowish stains all over my house... ...

  • they're

  • The part: "I'm an artist so nobody can understand me, man" is just so true. And I LOL at people who do this.

    But really, you don't like Italian food? Completely?

  • I thought the Renaissance was rubbish. Rubbish!

  • OH god.

    How did you know i hate Italian people.

  • T.T you dont like pasta? v.v

  • Oh fuck off will you

  • wow..... just wow.

  • When saying "who sided with the Nazis in WWII," remember who actually sided with them... It wasn't really the Italian people. The German people didn't even necessarily side with the Nazis (example: Jewish and communist Germans). There were resistance groups in Italy and Germany. It isn't fair to pin the faults of a fraction of society, even if it's large, on others who didn't do anything. However, we permit it because it's useful.

  • i dont watch lost coz i know that fat guy should have lost all his weight much much faster, i bet he luvs italian food. i luv lasagna

  • lol "Food is unchewed shit"

  • I want to meet you... I'm am so intrigued by you! ^_^ [x]

  • I need more videos like this one to be sure why I subscribed to your channel.

    Your apology is accepted.

  • 1. Nobody is as smart as they think they are. Except me. (Ironic.) ^_^

    2. Lost is like a bad marriage, that you have to see through to the end.

    3. Jim Morrison and the Doors: I don't know if you are being provocative, and I don't want to start ranting à la the great Watchmen debate of '09. Morrison was probably an asshole as a person, but they made some wonderful psychedelic rock poetry.

    As Swan says in Phantom of the Paradise, about music, "You either dig it, or you don't."

  • Renaissance wasn't only in italy.

  • i like lost damnit!

  • LoL discovery line cracked me up, love the way you play with words even when playing with words is not a part of the discussion. Cheers.

  • I have the same problem with the coffee pot.

  • i've never had that problem with my coffee pot. maybe he just needs a new coffee pot. i've had that problem with other things though. it's one of the few situations the adhesiveness of water is a bad thing

  • lol the jim morrison bit made my day keep it up - i always look forward to your vids

  • i get the coffe problem with lager cans, it's very frustrating. goes everywhere.

    It's like when you take a slash and it forks off into all these retarded directions, WTF!?!?!?

    why does it have to do that, nothing is gained from that happening

    so why do the beer cans insist on doing it?

    and you can't poor it fast to stop it from dribbling at a weird angle, because then you get too much head and you get a froth moustache that covers your real moustache and fuck me that's a pain.

  • Put the head of the can INTO the glass and make sure the beer hits the SIDE of the glass.

    So....Have the glass at 45 degrees to the glass and the can should drop straight into the glass itself (The lip should be actually IN The glass).

    This will reduce the head you get and also reduce any dribble.

    Can't help you on the potty training though....Sorry.

    Try sitting?

  • The comment on Discovery Channel was definitely clever.

    PS I love Italian.

  • on the off chance that you weren't joking about why the coffee runs of the front of the pot I just wanted to say that it's probably because the "spout" (I don't know if that's the word for it in relation with a coffeepot - my native tongue isn't english) isn't properly shaped . You WERE probably joking about this but I couldn't resist answering :) anyway keep up the good work

  • yeah dude, "spout" is the right word.

    haha, i'm FROM england and your english is better than mine

  • more of this now.

  • I think you may upset a few people with this one. I actually thought it was pretty amusing though :)

  • hehehehe, fuck em

  • LOL!

  • Lol *you dont see people in ethiopia standing there, admiring thier food....*

    hehe

  • It's good to encounter your god complex and btw a hell of a funny way to do that

  • It is an interesting video it explains a lot. Simply, you seem to thrive in you mediocrity. Hence, you sit and make silly angst filled videos. While, others actually see the importance of achieving. Lol.. you dislike Italian art. Now there is a great allegory for you and your view if the world. Funny though perhaps you will mature when the baby is born well I sincerely hope so man. you talk shit well :). kind regards,

  • This ain't angsty. This is word play and cynicism.

  • Pfft get back to University and complete that PhD. You are wasted on this thing. Kind regards to you and the wife and the baby when it comes :). It must be quite exciting :)!

  • There is something seriously wrong with you. I don't get how can anyone hate pizza...or spaghetti...

  • Pizza and spaghetti aren't Italian foods. Nor is lasagna. Or any other Italian food that I like. It's not Italian.

  • oh you so deep on this,

    those aren`t even italian words/names, are

    they?

  • and i dunno why you do this sublimal

    experiment, which isn`t an experiment anymore.... and who and how you were bought to do this.