Happy earth day.. pfft

[Cittykat27]

I had a couple ticks in my life. Both happen to get in me. One was pulled out in a mini golf parking lot. The other from the fumes of nail polish remover then burned to death. Both were in the same spot on my side but 4 years apart. -_- FUN!!

[NatashaZagadka]

im all itchy now

[25Taiocruz]

Signs that make ticks mad -

I'm a stupid tick :-

Signs that ticks get mistaken for -

Pie

Mountain Lion

Monopoly man

[The1stPoster]

you're a complete canuk faggot.

[jesseloohughes]

nice peircing xD

[RayWilliamJohmnson]

emofaggot

[chickennugget321]

lol now im itchy you said out funny when you were saying u were scratching thew your hair you said out funny with outside listen closely and u will hear it its cute haha canadians rock love you matt

[themetalkid1996]

shortly after this video was shot, he died in an earthquake.. xD

[sichesm]

I like your tick on your nose!

[sichesm]

@sichesm thats not a tick ._.'

[jorrogboe]

i typed 'pfft'

[antonisjoin99]

i am a random comment :)

[JBpopprincess8564]

i'm itchy and grossed out at the same time. thanks matt -_-

[origamimoonXO]

MattG! you were so cute before >w<

[GagaLover2106]

Moral: Don't help mother nature

LOL

[mikbro95]

-wonders why he chose to say Martin for the name-

[xXMehMuffinXx]

I was covered in spiders, ants, and at Oklahoma I was covered leeches. Lots of spiders fell on my head in the shower when I moved the curtain. O_O So whenever you started talking about itching, my leg started itching. And my arms. And my face. Now I'm scared. Because the spider thing... happened an hour ago. O_O

[iceisisis]

i came home from a nater trail and it was in first periode and whean i got home from school i find a tick on me who didnt bite me the hole time

[neenerzisacutie]

I like how Matt says "about" :)

[18ZOMBiEZ18]

I love your artistic ability to draw a tick.

[amylynn246]

1:56 "out" hahah! ^_^



[slug2222]

i am now itchy.

[MissNenuchi]

I got Limes deises from a Tick at 9. >: i almost died.

[GAME4WAR]

He doesnt realize he has a tick on his nose the whole time

[LilRaskl09]

i think i just found my new 'youtube addiction' ... and i love your accent XD

[snuzzlescuf]

Reminds me of once when I was at my friend's farm... It sucked.

[mothtoto17319892941]

@Crossteh12345 oh well, this is the only one Im gonna rant on dude

[mothtoto17319892941]

@Crossteh12345 no man, its pretty much just you. This video just makes me SOOOO mad. good rant by the way, nice phrasing and sentence structure, I am a perv, just not intentionally. Oh, and fuck off

[aboutashow]

Somthing like that happened to me once with a tick. I felt something on my face and thought it was stuck, so i peeled it off. When I found out it was a tick I screamed and squished it over and over again. I haaate things that attatch themselves to humans...

[mothtoto17319892941]

Tickopolis? dont you mean Dickopolis

Wander into the forest?

What did you think you would find fucking Narnina or a forest Troll?

Awesome garbage?

You "brushed it off," it "Wouldn't Come" off, so you "Brush it harder"

"I punched it several time, till it fell off"

"I give it a good whack, then I stab it with my pencil"

"I go to the Bathroom And I get naked"

"Even the slightest little tickle sends you into a frenzy of GET IT OFF UGGGG"

"I know what youre thinking, Its not as fun as it sounds"

[Sophiedogdiggsmouse]

Dude have you ever spent a summer in the forest? you cityboy pussy you would get like eight tics on you and you wouldn't even say any thing unless it's swollen. one time me and my friends went camping I had to use a lighter and a copper wire to burn one off my dogs ear she didn't even flinch and she's fine now we all hade a great time dispite that. you need to get out more

[Orangesorplums]

This was the first video I ever watched of Matt's...I miss his old videos his new ones never entertain me as much.

[efifunk]

did you relised that the garbage you were pickig up was ours? iam sure that the mother nature didnt do that to you unpurpose since you should have spraied yourself before going to the forest. but i guess you deserved it since you see it these way... we did mutch worse things to this planet than a litle bug can do to you. if you just go to doctor you can not die for that desiece but only doctor for the earth its us. thank you...!!!

[Zaberath]

thumbs up if you searched pfft

[ArcaneSkate]

faggg

[fordmustang1000]

i saw a tick in my room the other night. i was looking for a paper and i just so happened to see a spider lookin thing, i got a closer look and was like "ahh thats a tick!" and i tried to brush it off the paper but missed and it jumped onto my floor never to be seen again.

[soadjared]

my birthday is earth day

[brooke1154]

i like how you keep rubbing your chest *yummmm*

[thetwistedpink]

you do realize that ticks don't die when you step on them right? unless they are all full of nasty blood. then they look like beans. i hate them. generally, the best idea is to burn them. if you can't, smash them up with a pointy rock, cut their heads off, or wrap them in tape and flush them down the toilet. this comes from seventeen years of living in northern wisconsin. i'm an expert. haha the ticks took my shoes is one of the best sentences ever.

[xXSteph11Xx]

TICKBOYY! ahhha JK love yeww matt(:

[SenseandCommon]

You don't die because of lymes disease. I live in the woods and I barely know anybody who hasn't gotten it before.

[Nejisgirl5421]

you must have been ticked off. lol (i hate puns)

[SissyBell1]

wow ur so weird...in a good way.lol

[flower69456]

Eww I HATE bugs

[bkg360]

OMG I HATE TICKS

[FutureMrsBieberBABY]

..until i get to fourth period. im sitting there doing my work. and out of the corner of my eye, out of my perferil vision, i see this black dot on my arm. and i go in for a closer look, you know closer investigation, and its a tick and its biting me. so i give it a wack and stab it with my pencil... like anybody wouldve done... lmao dude your hhilarious nice.. :P

[TylersTurds]

Do you see the metaphor? Mother Nature covered Matt in parasites, just like how we cover Mother Nature in parasites... Deep eh?

[TheTaintedDeath]

wondering into the forest is never a good idea =O

[bcran10]

I guess you could'nt just..... tick them off.. the list

[ploothable]

Message of this video: Never get involved in Poli-Tics -_-

[eve567765]

Punching the spider

[lovelylemoe]

i like how you say the word "out". you put a stress on the u. its quite cute. at 1:57 he says "scrathing wildly trynna get 'em out"... it sounds.... secksy.

[lovelylemoe]

i like how you say the word "out". you put a stress on the u. its quite cute.

[SeasickMermaid]

@lovelylemoe He's probably Canadian.

[imblue36752100]

Agressive itching. . .

[CamillesCausingChaos]

The Monopoly Man tick is the backround on my phone. :)

[FashionBabe2468]

i was like all itchie just watching this!!

[DUHdanielle123]

"this ticks took them" lol my favorite part

[SecularTechnology]

Poop

[iHeartMusicD00D]

i had a tick on me once. I had tried pulling it off because it was under my shirt and I thought it was a piece of lint or something. After spending several minutes with no avail, I look under the sleeve to find this tick just sucking away at my blood, then I freak out and eventually someone got it off for me. It was soooooooo gross...

[RalluK90]

Lolll !!

[LizzardBrain97]

Im a Stupid tick

[ExtremelyEmma]

"The ticks took them" :) Best "sentence" ever, Also "Tick Boy"

[bluburrypie120]

OMg on time, my sis got a tick off my dog, and she wacked it with a baseball bat, and she got blood all over the front of her shirt

LoL

[MsElle90]

Fuck SDCI

[TheRealSunshineAimee]

mean mother nature, ticks r meannn! btw i love ur tick drawing. :)

[imaawesome222]

i had lime desiese when i was 6 when i first started fealing sick i wasnt paying attention to anything i wandered off everywhere i blacked out wandered away threw up and had a swollen nee

[comfortablynumb0]

omg!

i would freak out if that happened to me

[MissGlitterXx]

lolz i had lyme disease once and i literally thought i was going to die because i was like nine and having a idoctor tell u that u have some sort of disease kind of freaked me out but asked the doctor if i was going to die...... he said no.

[irobotfanatic]

ticks are so nasty. i get paranoid when i'm out in the woods. o.O

[OrangeLightGoFaster]

WTF, i've had ticks a few time, and geez i didnt freak out like that... and you ca remove then by many ways, theres your fire, alcohol, tweezers, etc. but it should be dont yourself, advise someone!

[FunnyMonkey205]

u can only get rid of a tick by using a lighter, or some sort of flame, u knocked the body off but the head is still there biting...creepy shit I know 0-0

[viveetranle]

hahaha lymn dieses that sounds delious! xDDDD

[scooterrobowns]

My birthday is on Earth Day. :O

[cluckyclucky]

I like how you say "out".

[Dee3BoobTube]

YAY FOR CANADIANS! I miss the old Degrassi. I loved listening to JT say "house" and "about."

[Dookiii]

i fucking hata those things

[XXXWhatASCENEXXX]

omg! tickopolis! lol rotfl

[zedrein18]

Matt's kind of an asshole.

[MEGHEADASAURAUS]

...

While I'm listening to you talk about itching & stuff

And watching you demonstrate your itching..

I found myself.

Itching my arm.

Like crazy.

[but402cp]

Lol i would throw my shoes in the trashcan :)

[MCRPATDFOBRULEZ]

a guy in my class has lime disease

buthe's alive!

=D

[MrsTaraWebb]

lol i had a tick 2 i screamed as well :) lol

[SparklingHorse451]

Lol. when I was a baby I had a tick. But isn't there something about putting alcohol on them to kill them? Because if you pull them out, there heads will stay on. I've had to take ticks off my cat before... Yuck! (He is a clean cat just kills things) =)

You make the best vids Matt!

[motherearthfan]

i had a tick once and i feaked out... only i am a little girl.... but if a was an adult man i would scream, probly cause when i was little, i can back from a girl scout cabin trip thing, and i took a bath (I WAS LIKE, 7!) and i saw this "dirt on my arm... and i tried to pull it off, and after a few tries, i did! and swear i saw it like, grow legs. i jumped out and screamed and ran away, and ouldn't take a bath for like, a week. it was scary.

[oreocookie55]

nay-ked ;)

[holyfreakingcows]

haha i'm a city folk .....

[randomsnakapus]

nice i have to pick up garbage of earth day too but it sucks eveen more because thats my birthday

[arora1chan]

lmao dude i did the same thing when it comes to bugs...sept i scream like a girl because well...i am one but still lol

[juanuaci]

what does pfft mean

[CrazyVideosForPie]

aww of course u should still help mother nature!!!! it was an accident that u got covered in ticks. u must learn to forgive and forget??? i think u were kidding about enver helping the earth again though :p

[veronicachic]

i like how u say 'naked'

[xXMehMuffinXx]

@veronicachic I like how he says "out"

[xRachelRossx]

this video made me itch :(

[DropDeadKenzieeee]

i love how you say out(:

you effing cute.

[baseGuItArIsT]

lmao ticks are nothing

[WhoCanResistClicking]

theres an earth day

[fireskink17]

Just think of mother nature sending her babies out to give you a nice warm hug ^.^

[Toranay123]

I love the way you say out !

[emokidinlove13]

soungs hot at 2:00 to 2:20 sound sooooooooo HOT!!!!!

[sneezlepants]

''yoo generally.. tend to die...'' xD

[ultraviolence999]

I HATEEEE TICKSSS

they suck our blood

scarryyy..ahahah.. ur tooo good

[xhaylea]

omg i woulda screamed too, i once had a spider crawling on me and i felt ticklish all day afterwards, looking round everywhere i went and that lol, i must have gotten like rele paranoid that day.

[soiibeaner15]

im itchy now XXD haha

[supernerd300]

sounds fun

[Manni06McManus]

Your an idiot.

[momasgirl123]

ugh i live in arkansas and i get ticks all the time!! one time i was about to get in the shower after a day outside and there was little bitty ticks ALL OVER my feet!! i HATE TICKS!! grrar

[iluvpiggypoo0713]

haha, my cousin had lymes disese, and ive had like 38469 ticks. guh, my family likes to camp. haha

[xXxspitfire00xXx]

Don't you ever laugh when you do these videos? I would laugh so hard ranting like that. Lol.

[HeavyEspMetal]

A friend of mine, got a tick once...guess where:) It starts p and ends on enis

[Mozartology]

Lol?! You gotta be kidding me xD Well, I hope he didn't try to burn it...ouch...

[lalalablair]

lime disease doesn't make you die. O.o

both my mom and my brother's gf have it...

[LettersInTheSky]

Actually most of the time (especially if the case is really bad) you do end up dying when you have lyme disease.

[XDarlingDisasterX]

ok one you said that it WASNT a spider and that it was a tick then you said you punched the "spider" and your stupid. You know,you really need a life..like...WHOA mr."GET IT OFF RRR RR" yea ok bye bye homeless man.

[Rundleguy]

i like ticks but people are always like OMFG TICK JESUS TICK TICK and im like no thats my pencil i have many storys of ticks

[shtumpy246]

you dirty tick man

[Girlyskater95]

are you from Canada

[phatjeezywaffle]

yesss!!!!!

[SailorPerson]

Monopoly ticks!!!! I wouldn't trust them ^.^

[dodgycrumpet]

so once upon a time a friend of mine sat down on a tick nest. she ended up with over 150 nymph deer ticks, generally focused in the crotch area. it was a pretty bad day.

[MSexplor9]

lmaouch

[bekah4554]

idiot

[SparklyWaterLover]

This isnt as funny as his Sham-Wow videos...

[kanga999]

OMg - you are SOooo a loser.

Americans have no idea about how the real world works.

[HalleWasHere]

He lives in Canada. x]

[homiepanda22]

hes canadian u idoit

[cowpattie63]

shut up americans are the most amazing people on the face of this planet so be quiet you little evil non-american!

ps.i know were you live.

[mp40vthompson]

Americans are evil and communists are the best!

[zXenergy]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[wingxerox]

Next time you get ticks, pick them out carefully. They dig their heads under your skin so their head might get ripped off while sucking your blood

[12233445566abc]

god..that was funny (wipes away tears of laughter)..well done.

[hayitslaurenn]

WOAHHHH MY SCHOOL DOES THAT TOOOOO :D

[callumAS]

You over-reacted. You should have waited, had a bath and that would have drowned them. It's rare that you would get lime diesese.

[diannarawr]

this was exactly one year ago! yay happy earth day! (:

[numlook756]

Y eah it look like a movie not like something that happens every day. what an ignoramous. the tick isn't doing "who knows what" its sucking your blood.

[twilight0sylum0forme]

bye the way, when you have a tick, you should take a pair of tweezers, cuz they're legs will stick in your skin and grow new ticks! so yeah

[killingstrategy]

Ughh. Bugs scare me. I was stayin at my friends house and I fucking woke up to go pee, and I saw a flat black/brown spider-thing ((It had a pattern on its back too D:)) on my arm, and I was like "wtf???!" so I brushed it off, and It didnt come off so I ripped the mofo off with my nail and smashed it into oblivion...T____T I will never stay at her house again.....Worst experince ever! [[It turned out to be a dog-tick.]]

[incinorated]

first of all what are ticks and second of all i didnt find this funny >:|

[willkill08]

First of all you're a retard and second of all it isn't funny...

[fuaxe]

why waste time posting meaningless comments that you should just keep to your self?

[willkill08]

why waste time posting meaningless comments like you've just posted?? I don't even know what my comment said and its from a month ago.... who the fuck cares? lol

[hyperkoi]

you hear that mother nature!! last time

[MusicIsMyLife4Eva89]

Tickopolus!! haha

[kenshi0000]

GOD i fuckin hate ticks man i had the worse experience with one stop reading if u get sicked out easy

well i went back in the woods came back and my mom was like check urself for ticks i was like watever walk in the bathroom there is 1 on MY FREAKing place god it hurt getting it off

[dancinchicken2]

yea i hate ticks! they are horrible out in the country where my sisters ex boyfreind used to live...we got a puppy from them and the puppy was compleately covered in them she was anemic from them all :( had to give her special meds for it and everything...so we have ticks in our backyard and i HATE THEM!

[spacebison22]

lol, a few days ago at my school we did a trash pick up and my friend found a $50 dollar bill

[lighttheboll]

idiot thats a nose ring rofl

[AllBlanks]

there is a tick on his nose through the whole video!!!

[blargnoodle]

i think your fly was open at the last second of the video ._.

[djazr]

my school went to a park and picked up garbage but since there were so many used condoms, syringes and other nasty things the teachers decided it was a bad idea. The were also lots of bees and red ants...they were all over me and it was really annoying.

[GoddessOfDeath87]

that sounds like something they'd find at St. Teresa High school. Everyone there is on drugs,havign a shit load of sex, and probably 3 out of 5 people have some form of an STD. and its not weed their on,its the hardcore shit that like rapes you on the inside (idk lol)

[djazr]

My neighborhood isn't that bad it's just there are sketchy people around and they litter their sketchy garbage. The worst was the beer bottles which is probably we stopped cause they didnt want us to cut ourselves and get infections.

[xDemonKittyx]

The other day I had a tick on my sweater and I freaked out so bad that I couldn't even remember how to get my sweater off......it was terrible =[

[musiclover4life1314]

lol hilarious!?!?!!?i love you MattG

[xDOUSEtheLIGHTS]

you can't kill a tick. you need to drown them with bleach or burn them.

;) lol.

[caketoothe]

AWSOME!!

I LOVE YOUR ARMS!!

your Gorgeous!!

[dinosxxrawrr]

i had lyme disease.

the medication made me seem like i was stoned for a month :|

p.s. yes you spell it lyme not lime when referring to the disease just in case anyone tries to call me out on that (:

[Senriwindrunna]

lol nice tick pictures :3

[PikaBrawlerNinja]

i have ticks all the time

[SocialSam93]

'the ticks took them' lmfao hahaha

great, just great lol

xxx

[CurlyVogel]

agh god I hate ticks!! they're so creepy

[Zamyye]

oh look. theres a tick on you in this video

its on your nose.

[ruberfood]

lol, stupid tick----- cougar

[gigglesfunnybunny]

hahaha i love limes!! haha lime jello!

[gigglesfunnybunny]

CHECK YOUR PERIFERALS!!! LOL!!!

[SpazzInc]

i get ticks on me almost everytime i go over to my friends house. lol u think i would stop going over there but no xD (p.s. she has a lot of dogs so that may have something to do with it. hehe x3)