jeff dunham arguing with myself part 1/7

[petala42]

jeff is so hilarious. love his act.

[tomfeltonsgirl11]

"Welcome to Walmart, get your shit and get out... have a nice day" Oh my Dumbledore, Walter cracks me up X'D

[ciarrabug10]

5:31 is there a duck laughing in the background?

[bobystankovic1]

i think is wery lol

[SlimstonerKid]

12 ppl got killed by achmed



[insanelaughterchick2]

"What the hell? Was on Peanut's butt? That labeled me the potential terrorist?"

LOVE THIS MAN!

[wolfblayd]

I love Jeff Dunham but sweet daddy just is annoying

[jhayabusa85050]

@wolfblayd amen lol

[SuperCountrygirl48]

haha this one cracks me up



[lovesucker99]

jeff: Fine city

walter: i dont give a damn!!!

hahahahaha u gotta love walter!!

[daisysourcream13]

what the heeeeellllllll...... was on Peanut's buuuuuttttttt..... that labeled me the potential terrorist.......???? i love the way he said hell and butt. :)

[vinnie5241]

the only reason people dislike this is to see how big their dicks are

[AznBlade23]

Welcome to Walmart, get your shit and get out! Best Phrase I've ever heard.

[SailorMiniMoonlover]

Walter's bowtie is cool!

XD

[janvictor1]

240p... that jokes getting old!!!

[mattfat31]

-.- hehehehehehehehe

[mattfat31]

He is fucking fuuny I men't really fuuny :) hehehehehehehehe

[ChocolateChip5234]

Ahahahahaha what? Lmao!<3

[spidersharp1]

240p we meet again <:(

[SlyCooper451]

Lmao maybe it was achmed who either brought a bomb or was putting lotion on peanuts ass XD

[oceankenny7557]

12 people put lotion on the puppets arse xD

[guitargoddude1]

12 people put lotion on the puppets ass

[MrKongarne]

"Please help me welcome my old friend, Walter."

*clapping and whoahing*

"Did you just call me old?!"

Would be funniest hell

[tonyryuz]

quality sucks - video

quality AMAZING - video

[multihappydayz]

around 3:45 I shot up at the screen after daydreaming about elsewhat, "Little People In Boxes"..... just sounded too good to be true. I was all like, Oh, sadday.... oh, FUNNY

[morsmanal]

Welcome to wallmart. Get your shit and get out. Have a nice day

[iheartnewyorkbaby]

You know after watching Jeff perform by himself a couple of times, you can definitely hear Jeff's puppets voices come out when he performs by himself and vice versa when he uses his puppets lol. Thumbs up if you agree!

[Evallandercomingsoon]

I still can't believe he's divorced :/

[DarkLordofCookies]

@Evallandercomingsoon I can, actually ... The puppet's personallity come to get real in his own personality

[Evallandercomingsoon]

@DarkLordofCookies

so what, he became like walter?

[DarkLordofCookies]

@Evallandercomingsoon No ... He absorved all the character's personality ... He became like Achmed, Walter, Peanut, etc, altogether lol

[20eminemkicksass10]

OMG i cant wait!!! im going to see him in nashville on black friday!!! :DDD

[mewterra13]

that walmart thing would hav made my day if some 1 told me that at 1

[BigBoss5001]

am i the only one who thinks Jeff Dunham is funny by himself as well

[GojyotheFeared]

@BigBoss5001

I think so to. Personally though I prefer his bit at the start of Spark of Insanity a lot better. Didn't seem as forced or rehearsed.

[TheYoyotd]

240p we meet again...

[Para2normal]

sat down wetting myself laughing lol

[KevlarNinja]

Jeff should try and open one of these specials by having the puppets shout from inside the box.

[LadyBlack10000]

poor peanut ;-)

[MobileType12]

11 People have lotion on their ass.

[messemer27]

Omg poor peanut.. getting violated at the airport hahaha!

[KevlarNinja]

@messemer27 If they tried that with Achmed, he would have killed them.

[CATSrawsome123]

"That would be military grade plastic explosives" Achmed!!

[naomistar2]

thumps up if your watching in 2011 were all airports use computers to check the bags :DD

[MsFootballplaya2]

duude your not gonna believe what they did to me. ruuun:(

[MsFootballplaya2]

funnay :3

[msunoah]

9 people shop at Walmart

[dancemajor20]

welcome to walmart get ur shit and get out have a nice day lmaoo

[themeepster34]

Nine people went to walmart, and go their sh*t....

[themeepster34]

@themeepster34

*got

[SmallTownES]

Best one ever!

[Raymond1241]

jeff dunham im talking to u my man this is ur night and this is your time your gonna put the smack down on that crowd like filesine ah u gonna get it crunk like usher

Like the ushers?

ah man i gotta think white think white LOL

[GreatBroadwayFan]

Welcome to Walmart. Get your sh*t and get out!.. Have a nice day!

LMAO

[Greendude11green]

9 people have lotion on their asses......>:P

[yeshevishman]

@Greendude11green on their PUPPET"S asses.

[Greendude11green]

@yeshevishman true true.....GAY PUPPET BOMBERS

[Nekochan117]

So freaking funny, ive watched like 20 times, still cracks me up

[stacyswifey1]

Seriously Nine People Not Liking Jeff Dunham...Wtf Is There Problem..Seriously..They Really Need To Get Checked By A Doctor...Cause He's The Shit..!!!

[ilikechees45]

Lol

[TufRussian]

9 people were terorist

[EvilMushroomProd]

Think white think white!

[tsgooch5198]

9 people don't like Dunham

[WolfMaiden81]

@tsgooch5198 i know, those 9 need to get a sense of humor!

[bezzybecks123]

9 people put lotion on the puppets arse

[liger117master]

@bezzybecks123 now it's 12 people are inspectors at the air port going "yeah that's the guy he puts lotion on his puppets ass"

[MRiFXXK]

Why Do I Keep Looking At The Puppet?!?!?!

[forthymai]

@MRiFXXK

cause its AWESOME!! :D :D :D

Jeff Dunham FTW!! :D <3

[ImmaPrettyNerd]

Hahaha

" Welcome To Wal-Mart,

Get Your Shit & Get Out

.......

Have aNice Day "

[55alikeman55]

@ImmaPrettyNerd we heard him

[alliecat155]

Supper funny

[WICKEDrocksHL26]

He's really funny by himself, too.....especially with the female jokes! hahaha

[kevindp15]

when jeff talks all i can hear is peanuts voice

[Synclaire101]

That's him that's the gay puppet bomber!!!!! Lmao!!!!

[siskhunter26]

9 people should go to hell

[Rodster3000]

GET THE PUPPETS OUT PUPPET BOY :)

[TheUnknown921]

how long has jeff dunham been doin a ventriliquist act? the 80's?

[5inder3lla]

What the fuck? Who doesn't like him. If ur one of them, Ur an Asshole. U don't know what's good from bad.

[144carlie]

god i hate advirtisements

[TheAnimewatchergirl]

welocme to walmart get your shit and get out.... have a nice day

[DonC202]

Poor Bill T,T How could they do that? Why!?!?!!

[morderne1]

6 persons dont have a sense of humour.

[TheMangaOverload]

Jeff's a lot like Peanut

[demothekid71]

get your shit and get out! ... Have a nice day

[matiepie2]

@demothekid71 no its welcome to wal-mart, get your shit and get the fuck out (the real version)

[fatpeopleareback]

Still laughing and I watched this 2 hours ago

[filleformis]

duude .... your are not gona belive what they did to me T_T

RUN !!!

[whatwhat98]

walter = male version of maxine. if you dont know who maxine is think walter only an old hag. just as blunt rude mean. "i hate to see people frown, could you put a bag over your head until you cheer up"

[arviagent13]

How is Sweet Daddy Dee talking/moving without Jeff Dunham at his side. Is he alive? O_o

[kaycikay123456]

6 peoples computers broke when they were pressing the "like" butten

[RitaDaBrazilain17]

" Welcome to Wall Mart, get your shit and get OUT" ...... " Have a nice day." ROFLLMFAO

[srhlvnv]

funny as hell

[kDelPrete101]

5 people disliked the video

[hauk93]

I've been building bombs in my garage! You caught me Skippy!

[Krzisnik162]

Just don't get Sweet Daddy Ds interuptions

[TheMalfoyBoy]

"Where's Chris Rock when you need the man? Mmm!" Roflmfao

[CODmaster6661]

5 people are gay puppet bombers.

[waiter75]

the african american dummt interuptions are not funny and kinda ruin his stories,,,,

[hyoboy81]

we may laughing at jeff's airport incident, but it is true that airport security is totally incompetent. i had some bad experience, so my attitude was, "how do you expect to find real troubles if you can't even get a simple thing straight?" bunch of incompetent morons!

[ZombieGUY11]

@hyoboy81 Dude dont be so hard on them. They need to NEED TO make sure our planes are safe. Who knows if there are explosives, and if there are, Would you risk it?

[TimmiesLover95]

Five people, opend the door!!!

[setoxjoeyfangirl]

Grrr...stupid advertisements...they're forcing me to wait...

[Goofynewblue]

dude when it was in the first few secs and i loling my head off

[Darkskull2581]

Its fucked up how they made me wartch a minuye advertisement

[SuperStonedWeed]

Woman Laughing hilarious, was the real funny part on that show...

[lard432]

why is he not allowed on tv no more!!

[arviagent13]

@lard432: Too many people thought he was being prejudiced. Some people just cannot learn to laugh at themselves once in a while.

[foxyguy13]

DADDY....LET IS IN...DONT OPEN THE DOOR!!! 0.0

[Coelancanth]

@foxyguy13 its US not IS

[foxyguy13]

@Coelancanth heh my bad

[Coelancanth]

@foxyguy13 nah, its ok. Still giving you a thumbs up :P

[MsIdiotGirl]

ive been building bombs in my garage!

[thanosofdeath]

There was lotion all over peanut's ass. 

[InsidetheDoor1984]

Its just a act retards, nothing really happend

[andysixxforeverily]

Welcome to walmart get ur shit and get out now who can honestly say that ain't funny hahahah

[Gearsaw521]

Dose any one have REAL prof That they got a devoice? I'v looked all over the place and it says that it's true and it's not so I think it was just a rumor and that ALL unless proven so. None the less the guy is FUNNY as HELL! XD

[ojisdaman]

why are people bitching about him leaving his wife??? as long as he's happy whats the f''kin problem??? Did anyone think that maybe he left her??? Jeez people break up all the time in this world and they go on to be even happier than they were before so quit whining about it!!

[revejump97]

haha he should do the greeter thing and post it to his new show b/c i wanna see how that would play out ^^

[thejacobattack]

FUNNY AS HELL

[ChizmanDenver]

Jeff is awesome, but, PLEASE dont do Big Daady D. That charactor sucks.

[GoldenFlither15]

One of the funniest comedians out there. People say he's racist, but screw them; Russell Peters is no better.

[MultiMissLuna]

I love Walter XD

[CrazyAirCadetBandie]

I know when all my daughters get to be that age I'll be sitting on the phone with my agent every three and a half weeks going 'you have to get me the hell outta here!' XD

[cullenlover213]

That ladie's laugh is the funniest thing ever. 6:24

[Jpzereal]

SILENCE!!!! I KILL U!

[powerofanime1]

He should bring that golden retriever to his show! It'd be the perfect thing for Improv.

[LuckyApplehead]

Welcome to walmart! Gat your $hit and get out

[Savemefromhelen]

Jeff Dunham v. George Carlin.

Take your pick.

[Nymphadorah1]

@Savemefromhelen Jeff dunham!

[BleachFanOne]

@Savemefromhelen to be honest both, George Carlin is a legend in the comedy world. where as Jeff dunham is a legend for being able to puppets to do his comedy for/with him. it also depends on individual taste of what they prefer in comedy.

[ProfessorDemetri]

@Savemefromhelen

completely different humor.

no contest.

[powerofanime1]

@Savemefromhelen Both. There's my answer.

[pibeagles]

He thinks that he has it bad with three daughters--my grandfather had 5. Plus a dog and a cat both of which were female.

[katietake]

Love it so funny peanut and the dead terrorist are my fave. HOLA PAIGEE!

[killiore]

err we got a show to do err there waiting for ya a shit

[OhMyGodIAmCrazy]

Bill sounds like scooby doo XD

[arviagent13]

@OhMyGodIAmCrazy: Bill?

[rockinjoker07]

the new youtube format suks

[animeakatuskigurl]

@rockinjoker07 agreed

[EsquireSquiggle]

@animeakatuskigurl Psst, hey. You hate this Youtube? Then listen closely, go to my channel and you'll find a link that syas Underground/Youtube/Ressistanc­e/. Join it, complain your head off and help the cause

[EsquireSquiggle]

@rockinjoker07 Psst, hey. You hate this Youtube? Then listen closely, go to my channel and you'll find a link that syas Underground/Youtube/Ressistanc­e/. Join it, complain your head off and help the cause.

[rockinjoker07]

wat happened 2 his show...i liked it

[muffin8or]

You can sometimes hear his characters voice when he speaks normally. like when ha says "hell" he sounds like peanut or when he moans about something he sounds like walter. Great vid :)

[arviagent13]

@muffin8or: The characters use Jeff's voice, not the other way around. They are just puppets.

[muffin8or]

@arviagent13

Thanks for digging up a year old comment. Is it so far fetched that his characters have some of his natural voice, or that over time certain pronunciations have wormed their way into his natural voice?

[arviagent13]

@muffin8or: When someone responds to someone else's comment, it is an equal playing field for a response because it's not like I could have predicted you to come a year ago when I wanted to respond to it. The characters use his voice not the other way around. The reason that you are hearing those characters in his voice is because it's his tones of his voice that are given to those characters.

[muffin8or]

@arviagent13

I get it, but in his older videos he sounded different. It is undeniable.

[arviagent13]

@muffin8or: -__-. Jeff Dunham like all of us who are human can all change our voices at will. Come on now.

[muffin8or]

@arviagent13

Are you actually thick or just avoiding the point?

[arviagent13]

@muffin8or: AYYYY! I don't want to argue here. All I am saying is that a voice is a voice. It has many tones and it's his voice that he uses for his freakin characters. You may think I am thick or thin, but a voice is a voice. Unless you were talking about him during adolscence then yes, his voice could have changed.

[muffin8or]

You can sometimes hear his characters voice when he speaks normally. like when ha says "hell" he sounds like peanut or when he moans about something he sounds like walter. Great vid :)

[muffin8or]

You can sometimes hear his characters voice when he speaks normally. like when ha says "hell" he sounds like peanut or when he moans about something he sounds like walter. Great vid :)

[lady1998theresa]

I LOVE JEFF DUNHAM

[AgentZombieMan]

Happy to be in SA-AHTAH-NA!

[Videowatchermaker]

Love Walter and peanut ;d

[simonsevillelover211]

when he said i wanna be a greeter at wal mart i lost it

[dstebbin]

I don't get the "greeter at Walmart" thing. Why is it so funny?

[ojisdaman]

@dstebbin a greeter is someone who stands by the doors all day saying to customers 'Welcome to walmart blah blah blah have a nice day' get it now?

[dstebbin]

@ojisdaman I know what a Wal Mart greeter, is, motherfucker.

What I don't know is why Walter wanting to be one is so funny.

[ojisdaman]

@dstebbin I wasn't leaving a sarcastic comment just so you know, so whats with the insult? 

[dstebbin]

@ojisdaman Actually, the lack of sarcasm is what makes me so offended.

You're basically insulting my intelligence by suggesting that I don't know what a Wal Mart greeter is.

[proshop7]

@dstebbin apperantly............... you obviesly take things too far.

[dstebbin]

@proshop7 I'd still like to know... what makes Walter's "Wal-Mart greeter" joke funny?  I just don't get it!

[gohst666]

@dstebbin take some closer look at walter behaviours and ull understand

[dstebbin]

@gohst666 I have painstakingly eyeballed every single thing that Walter has done. Yes, he's a grumpy old man. I realize that.

I STILL don't get the joke!

[luckygirl9027]

@dstebbin it's funny bcause Wal-Mart greeters are supposed to make people want to come back to Wal-Mart, and Walter saying "get your shit and get the hell out" is almost the exaxt opposite of what they're supposed to say.

[ShredMyESPMan]

@luckygirl9027 Really? I don't think we would've ever noticed the difference if you wouldn't have explained. Thank god for your help.

[SimGhosties]

@ShredMyESPMan I believe they were pointing it out to someone else who did NOT know. In case you didn't notice the @ reply thing in front of it which leads to the comment in which another person asks why its funny.

[luckygirl9027]

@SimGhosties thank you!! ShredMyESPMan's sarcasm really wasn't necessary.

[haileebv]

not the best audio/ video, i agree with miyabi121190. :/ otherwise itd be a lot better

[miyabi121190]

There's a slight mismatching of audio/video but otherwise...=gigglesnort=