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  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is by far thee greatest video ever made!!!!!! I fucking in tears at work while everyones looking at me like a dickhead!!

  • 3:15 die you son of a glitch!

  • wait...what fail

  • please i want the mp3 >.< ists awesome <3

  • serdoooossssss

    

  • BENEFUL!!!!

  • i think i know haw thay did that ither a grid ir sheld dores

  • sssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdddddddoooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooop oscuro mal criado

  • @sarahtluvscrist I know that. You said it like they just put down a grid in the video.

  • Hahaha dats real cool!! XD

  • @dragondude0517 yo calm down dude u guys seriously fighting over this shit? sad

  • were all burning in hell -_-

  • what did i just watch?

  • If you get out of forge world and beyond the water you can actually walk on the water none of this hovering bullcrap

  • that sucks

  • hackers! 

  • I hate it when the top rated comment is a reply to another comment, so that you have to look that comment up >:(

  • omg im lulzing so muchhhh lulzzz

  • how do they do this?!

  • Youtube no one's ever going to visit the advertisement sites because no one even cares!

  • tell the song or track at least PLS

  • i find this diffacult to masterbate to

  • hunter has called in more covies for them to tbag!!!

  • i know that glitch

  • @Mario53415 will you please tell me how to do this please!!

  • @MrScoutSpartan easy okay you have to go to the second rally point in exodus and at the back of the map there are these logs stand on then and use your jetpack to fly to a rock closest to you and let go and go again so you can make do the same thing to the next closest rock you know when your there when you see theses rocks and a black patch then theres sometimes a crashed banshe that wont let you get in hope i helped

  • its not a mod its on that campaign mission and when you exit the map, whick anyone can do, the map isnt scripted out that far so u can walk through things and float on the water

  • wtf,i didn't know that the guys of machinima are n00b modders O.O

  • SERIOUSLY! HOW DID YOU GUYS DO THIS? IT'S FREAKING AWESOME!!

  • awesome vid u ROCK! :)

  • 3:50 hunter had enough of the t bag

  • mod

  • Sooooo fun

    Ps. How do you do these????

  • Jesus's Halo..

  • the 234 likes were from athiests

  • you know you can just out a grid a little under the water to make it look like your walking on water

  • @LoseGrenadePin This is on campaign

  • @LoseGrenadePin not in campaign...

  • jajajajja

    

  • 3:19 halo jesus fail:p

  • awesome.

  • @dragondude0517 I DONT CARE COD4 IS DA BEST i like halo reach but i like cod better u asshole so suck ur mums

  • Been there,Done that.

  • all I have to say is dot dot dot

  • This is fucking stupid

  • halo jesus

  • dont make fun of jesus u fuckers

  • @orindark dat's rite i dont understand why u always make fun of The Lord and Evrything around Him this is just dumb i only hope God wil forgive u

  • @orindark you took this way to seriously, like when that reporter harassed the westboro baptists by pretending to be gay

  • pure awesomnesesessss :P

  • but he died

  • yo how do you do these glitches

  • You have changed my religon

  • @dragondude0517 COD is tha best u twat

  • @dragondude0517 ur a fucking mong Go suck gumballs

  • if this is halo jesus, then I am going to shit my pants if I ever come across halo satan

  • @dragondude0517 Yeah...actually...what you said....yeeeaaah Ima justa gonna saya that this was probably the most hilarious comment I have seen all day and I do feel sorry for the person it was at because that is absolutely the best phrase I have seen all day.

  • Thumbs up if you notice that Black Ops makes a number one insult to halo fans everywhere and you have made a kid cry using it

  • @dragondude0517 u have no life.what were u expecting clicking on this vid a black ops montage?

  • Lolz that's mint

  • this vid sucks as hell!!!!!!

    

  • poop daddy

  • This was a gay waste of my time

  • i know how to do it. BUT ITS NOT FUCKING JESUS YOU ASSHOLE

  • ahhh halo 3 good ol' days.

  • invite me to a game i wanna do this pleaz pleaz pleaaaz

  • ur not walking on water necessarily, your just floating above water lol cool

  • what the hell

    

  • ur outside the map!but thats still tite!!

  • when i first read the title i swear i thought it said : TEAMDICKHEAD i was like wtf

  • nobody in the universe can fuck with halo jesus

    of course thats why hes halo jesus

  • honestly, i like CoD just as much as Reach. just because you dont like it, doesnt mean you should go around calling other people fanboys. and i talk just like lankanboy202, and im 14. and i play cod. i also play reach. add me on xbox if you wanna chill, GT is rawrgerz

  • @annodover Plus Bungie aren't working on Halo anymore, 343 industries are.

  • @annodover What? Your completely wrong, Activision only HANDLE PUBLISHING RIGHTS of Bungie's games, they do not infuence them or CoDs development. Activision don't make CoD games, they dont do a SINGLE thing, Infinity Ward and Treyarch make them, mainly Treyarch as IW quit and work independently now. So no, CoD still sucks, Halo is still better, and saying CoD sucks is no way relative to how good Halo is. Bungie are one of the best developers out there.

  • @apollo849 actually IW arnt working idependently now there are confirmed to me making to map pack for the upcoming call of duty made by sledgehammer and they never quit they got fired =S

  • @slashcross24 Well I heard Activision had a dispute with IW, the choice came to IW and they were out of a job, I didn't know the details of it. What made me think IW quit was that IW is clearly the best developer (or at least the most profitable) Activision had under its belt in 09, and had just made their most successful and profitable game ever, so why fire them? Someone shit in the cornflakes? Just doesn't really add up.

  • soooo fucking awsome o

    mfg!!!

  • @annodover bungie isnt working on halo anymore lol... its 343 industries now.

  • I've done this before...

  • never knew their was halo Jesus, but yea....it  is awesome video! :D

  • every 1 who asks how to do the glitch you go on forge and........ ITS A MOD ...

  • @ThePwnagekid that vid takes place in the campaign.

  • @mm99929 .....and its a still mod

  • @ThePwnagekid no it isnt its a glitch.

  • @mm99929 proof... you have non you can do forge on different maps you know + ther would be enemies but still idk its a mod ovs chill

  • @ThePwnagekid nah i did all of these the floating on water one is in the campaign mission exodus but its just out of the map witch you have to glitch out of.

  • @ThePwnagekid enemys out of bounds?also u can play campaign with 4 players.what forge map looks like this idiot.ur a noob.

  • hahaha lol

  • Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land, Noble 6 can beat the shit out of them both with pure air and breath gravity hammers.

  • lol, i thought it said TEAMHEADICK xD

  • they just jusus i halo gud man

  • this machinima sucks shit.

  • yknow just sayin that halo has multiple refrences to illuminati and the bible

  • the next day he noticed halo jesus wasn't good enough so he made Halo Chuck Noris

  • thumbs up if the ads are just pointless and fucked up

  • @masterliamx the ads are how youtube gets money

  • @masterliamx pointless? if they didn't exist you would have to pay for the many videos you watch.

  • @masterliamx Get adblock if you hate ads

  • i know how to do that mother f**ker

  • weird

    

  • lol i was messing around with my friends and we found this glitch first day of reach. =D

  • All of Team Head Kicks vids are great but this one scares the shit out of me.

  • its pretty easy to do if u know how to do it.

  • how to do that???

  • I loved the remix song!!,can i get the mp3 please?

    Halo jesus,halo jesus,halo jesus,XD

  • Cod is a Fish.

  • @lankanboy202 Wow, you're real mature. Going around calling people words your little 9-year-old mind doesn't even understand. You seem pretty gay, shouldn't you be playing Black Ops or something?

  • @AsILayDyingClan Talking about being mature, yet you call someone 9 years old and gay?

  • @AsILayDyingClan Talking about being mature, yet you call someone 9 years old and gay?

  • @AsILayDyingClan

    Yeah, put that worthless vocabulary to something slightly useful; screaming at people after you run into yet another claymore.

  • @AsILayDyingClan OOOOOOOOOOO! a Black Ops insult AND a burn! You are good. You are good.

  • @AsILayDyingClan yea thats right he went there

  • cool

  • lol

  • Dnload the audio from this video at tubepull doht cohm.

  • 1:37 Welcome to platform 9 and 3 quarters

  • Pizza Pop ad? o_O

  • Halo jesus can walk on water? well i can walk on Halo Jesus

  • then on the 11'th day, bungie banned them for credit boosting

  • lmfao too funny i like it

  • found the first one like 2 weeks after the game came out XD!!! good job guys!

  • first u found the secret marines then u went on water

  • This is funny as fuck xD

  • 1:20 this music rocks!

  • they got out the map really easy

  • how did they do that?!?

  • When I did this I said i was God not Jesus

  • thumps up if you know how to do these glitches!

  • @RandomAlbum do you? care to tell?

  • @Souasify

    go check it out on team lag. its the Exodus out of map tutorial

  • When I first did the glitch to get out of the map to there I said I was halo Jesus too lol

  • @360Darkfire how do u do it coz it looks sooooooooooooooooooo kool!!!!

  • i think i know how u do those stuff and where to go but mad

  • Sacriligious

  • remember reach forget cod

  • @michaelgtho hell yeah

  • @michaelgtho WHY? DFGTFCVHTHGFDXGCV

    BNMGTRFGBN MJYHTRFDGNHJYHGFVDBNHJHGHJY

  • @michaelgtho I like both... Is that wrong? TOO BAD

  • How

  • i know how to do that

  • grunt:look out for the head humpers. hunter:no!!!

  • thumbs up if the ad was fro halo reach :)

  • that intro is sick

  • that's just a out of map glitch in the end on exodus...

  • Robo Recon from Halo 3. its better than this

  • This sucked

  • H4KUrZ

  • Someone get me the tabs for that frkn BASS!

  • 3:18 on the left doesnt that look like an american Football goal?

  • @Bomtaker01 hahaha yah

  • U can get the song at the end free on iTunes look up machinima find the halo reach uber rap or it's all about reach should be a podcast like 6 minute song kicks ass

  • lets just all agree that religion is ok and fine as long as you dont force your belive on to others and dont use your belive as an exscuse to kill or afend in any way

  • This is lame..........

  • How the hell did they do these glitches?

  • @Thomasbguitar

    Just get out of exodus, its really easy, once you're out these glitches just happen because all the scenery is fake. Here watch this watch?v=vl-QtIWuwc8 (put after Utube/) [thumbs up so people will stop asking that question]

  • @Thomasbguitar Hacks?

  • @Thomasbguitar its a very easy glitch on exodus, look up a tutorial

  • @Thomasbguitar They are all just versions of lala land (out of bounds) except for the hunter that looks like a lucky landing.

  • 198 satanists watched this video

  • Wtf O.o

  • HOW DO YOU DO THAT GLITCH I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO DO THE GLITCH!!!

  • no snacks for the trolls it will only spoil their dinner and give them belly aches in the morning

  • Guys, if you want to talk about religion and all that crap, go somewhere else. The comments section is to comment on THE VIDEO. Awesome vid btw :D

  • 3:54 hunter bitch slap.

  • halo jeezuz

  • I want to say I'm atheist so someone will leave me a funny hate comment... okay here it goes.. I'm so atheist and stuff.. like god sucks...

  • Lets just agree that mormans suck

  • @lankanboy202 one of my best friends is Mormon...

  • @Burrito0223 well your best friend can suck a cock

  • @lankanboy202 wow what the fuck is your problem? Do you just have some serious problems or are you just a bigoted ass hole?

  • @Burrito0223 lmfao, you fell for the troll, hook line and sinker. But he can go sucka dick

  • @lankanboy202 kiss my ass you fucking douche bag

    too bad you don't have the fucking balls to say that shit to anyones face

  • @Burrito0223 lmfao, I be trolling on a level you dont comprehend cause you are a fucking retard