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  • No tears please..Its a waste of good suffering...ill tear your soul apart

  • That was absolutely Fucking Disgusting. I've never seen this clip, how did Glen Beck not get the Shit kicked out him for that pathetic display?

  • LOL.....LOL.....LOL....GLENN BECK LOSER!

  • lol Glenn Beck said he shut the servers down. Unless all the emails were pranks i dont see how thats possible. Crazy Rednecks dont have wifi.

  • The tea partiers fucking scare me!

  • Glenn Beck isn't the answer, and he may be a showman, but he was correct in that the American populous is the answer to tomorrow's problems. That's the only thing I agreed with in all of his rants and raves.

  • @sunfisharegreat A broken clock is accurate twice a day

  • Beck needs to go learn from the master.... John Boner

  • Glenn Beck is retarded. I'd even rather watch Alex Jones than Glenn Beck. IMO Glenn is even weirder than Alex Jones.

  • @elvishairdude12 I think Alex Jones works for the CIA or the ISI. I know for a fact that the ISI paid for 9/11. Pakistani Generals that are with the ISI have claimed that 9/11 was an inside job. They know who was responsible for the attacks on New York and Washington DC. They even fund the Taliban to this day, but yet we're supposedly allies with them. We should have gone to war with the ISI and the fucking Saudis. The Taliban should be left for last.

  • C0ct0pusPrime, we should form some kinda group of atheists and people who hate Fox and have some sort of massive rally and talk a lot of sense to confound and overwhelm the braindeads over at Fox News.

  • GLENN BECK is A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!

  • Glenn Beck can suck a skunks dick!!

  • any more than 30 sec clips at a time and he gets nausiating, maybe you already have but you need to talk about that circle jerk of a rally he held on aug 28th comparing himself to MLK, Ghandi, Jesus ect. That whole speech was just one big watered down talking point. Pathetic

  • beck is in a class of its own . . . . . bravo coctopus prime!

  • 25 years ago, this man would've been ridiculed as a "sissy" for fake crying like that.

  • "It's called being a hypocrite and you are AWESOME at it. Your two best qualities are fake crying and being a hypocrite." I nearly spat water all over my keyboard. Thank you for nearly killing my laptop.

  • If Glenn wants to see real tears, he should look at the friends and families of those people who were killed in the Trade Twin Towers. He faking those tears are a mockery to those people.

  • Im sure everyone was still in shock on Sept 12, 2001

  • I wish all conservatives did like Bud Dweyer did, put a gun to his head and pull the trigger on live tv.

  • Liberals hate this country!!!

    The guy sitting alone in Hollywood CA proves it!!  (sarcasm)

    Thanks C0cto. Love the Vids.

  • Somebody should tell Glenn that when you cry, you don't immediately go back to being enthused immediately fucking after.

  • If I was sincere in my grief then i don't think i would pretend to cry about it and then practically burst into song about some people pulling together. How fake is that emotion he shows?

  • "I love my country" *Whines* Jesus Christ, someone should have cut off his nuts before he had children.

  • Glen crying was the reason I lost ALL respect for all Republicans.. lol

    It's just absolutely absurd how anyone can take this man seriously.

  • His fake crying is hysterical.

  • 1:51-2:04 uncontrollable laughter

  • These clueless fucks don't even know why new york got attacked. It's because of this american arrogance and embarassing shit. Beck stirs up a big hate/fear storm and gives his half brain viewers no answers at all.

  • the problem I have is eventhough I'm a subscriber I can't watch to many videos at one time eventhough they rule because I really can't watch Fox "News" for more then 5 minutes without beeing pissed off as hell

  • "You're not alone." No shit, you fat face haunts my dreams, Glenn Beck.

  • Alright I'm from Melbourne Florida, and who the fuck is Joyce?

  • wow these conservative fucktards really make my day, although they make me mad at the same time.

    You bring me comedy in so many ways,

    c0cto. You rock.

  • lol chaos

  • stratline7 needs to shut the fuck up.. And COct0pus, do you ever notice that the people that complain about you, can't spell? I mean stratline7 misspelled the word "entire" with "intire". You're right dude, most Republicans ARE Fucktards!!!! It's scary that stupid people are gaining attention and not slapped silent. I think the sheer numbers of the army of stupid can be overwhelming to smart people. But it will not reduce our I.Q.s.

  • lol "Pull away the curtain and there's no one there, just a few people."

    ah... a few people would mean there is someone there Beck

  • Shhh, don't tell him. We need to be able to sneak into his house, and if "no one" is behind the curtains we've got him.

  • Uh.. dude.. You're so right.. I'm glad to see an actual smart person like yourself finally speak up about "Fuck News". I wish there were more guys like you representing this country, instead of shitheads like "Boss Limburger" and "Glenn Peckerhead". I hope Obama kicks all their asses!! No Seriously, I salute you!! Don't ever change my friend!!

  • fox must have a shitty server

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  • Where's your FACE? Isn't this SOLICITATION & can't you get $ help from ACORN for this?

    I hear Michael Moore needs help

  • I bet you have never done anything for any one else in your intire life....you just sit on your butt and bitch abut things you know little about.

  • yesterday i helped to raise over $31,000 for the doctors without borders charity...what the fuck did you do yesterday?

  • @C0ct0pusPrime classic C0c x]

  • @C0ct0pusPrime Best burn I've ever read on youtube.

  • @C0ct0pusPrime you buried him with that,i still dont see a reply from stratline7 lol

  • @C0ct0pusPrime help her learn to spell "entire", that seems like a good start

  • @stratline7 what the fuck did i just tell you? are you deaf? it's like talking to a wall. i told you NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER decapitate somebody with an axe. you always use a hacksaw. i don't care how tempted you are to get the axe. it is morally wrong and you know it.

  • @stratline7

    why don't you answer his question bitch!

  • @stratline7 who r u callin a tool let me guess ( Fake cryin) u love ur country so much and u fear 4 it and by da way is called freedom of speech Kim Jong il

  • @stratline7 intire... abut... ,wtf are you literate??

  • *laughs* VenomfangX syndrome. That one made my day. :-)

  • i like your reasoning...go pick cotton...

  • hey queer, you look like you need a job. nice talker. big mouth, bigger than beck. Why don't you work for acorn or the seiu. community organization - your new plantation. fuckin queer. I bet beck could kick you pussy ass.....drunk.

  • You're pathetic.

  • You lost me on your point, with your very very limited vocabulary!

  • What a hero... sunglasses and a blacked out silhouette??? wow, you are the man... you are such a tool. All I have to say to you is cheeseburger, small fries, and a coke... to go!!! dork.

  • i show my face in many videos...besides, i'm not here for fashion advice, dumbass.

  • You got beat up a lot in school, didnt you? pussy.

  • I will work out a way to get my e-mail address to you and we can find out how much of a pussy you are. I can kick your pussy ass all over the place you pansy ass, camel cunt. That is why you hide your face you twat. Cock sucker.

  • *shaking in my little boots

  • @atp28722 y u guys hatin on a guy who uses freedom of speech Chairman Mao

  • @xsomeguyx101 he has many videos and you can see him there,he doesnt hide ,its just one video(or myb more) like this,but he is right,and he has the guts,and you????

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  • Glenn Beck makes millions of dollars - you remain in your mother's basement.

  • If you actually paid attention and took your head out of your butt I think you'd understand why he and so many people are complaining about the mainstream media. You need to read books and feed your brain! Read the following books:

    The Wealth of Nations by Adam Smith

    The Road to Serfdom by FA Hayek

    Crash Proof and the Little Book of Bull Moves by Peter Schiff

    The Empire of Debt by Bonner

    DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH. DRAW YOUR OWN CONCLUSIONS. STOP CURSING AND BEING IGNORANT. WAKE UP!!!

  • Hey man...I was actually there. I've never protested against anything in my life. I'm not a Republican or a Democrat. I can't speak for Glenn but there were literally more than a million people in DC whose emotions were strong and real. People really are upset. There is a lot of horrible stuff going on our government right now. I saw LOTS of people crying today on the metro towards DC and lots of people deeply moved by what happened today. It was emotional and real at the DC tax party.

  • You add nothing productive to the conversation jackass. Go take your liberal nutjob ass and move to a communist regime like China.

  • being a liberal and being a communist are two totally different things you redneck fucktard if you actually had some education other than working on your grandpas pig farm you actually wouldve known that

  • Jam it up you ass fuckstain. If you're such a stud, why the fuck are you hiding your face???

  • go look at my other videos, retard.

    i love getting comments from fucktards like yourself...so fucking funny.

  • Did anyone else find themselves facepalming at 3:16?

    I mean seriously...how did he not laugh at himself.

  • I did lol that mustve been the most fakest crying ive ever seen in my life even my 5 year old nephew can fake cry better than that when he wants ice cream

  • Glenn Beck is a god damn Conservangelist.

  • When he says we surround them he only means right wingers. When he says the solution is you he means conservatives.

    How is that inspiring to everybody else.

  • Don't send him and his ilk to IHOP, a bunch of us Liberals gather there to discuss "ijits" like this creep. Besides they do make some good food.

  • He didn't even list the 9 principles and 12 values! Beck just basically bait-and-switched me.

    All I saw were his "tears for patriotism" and him talking about 9/11.

    Edit: Oh, wait, he mentioned "trust". There's ONE. Ugh.

  • Me too, I would lose my mind if I watched FOX News for more than 5 minutes, I'd have a stroke from screaming at the tv.

  • LOL

  • Man I have to give you credit for being such a strong willed person, to be able to sit through that much fox bullshit and watch it,, I can't even make it for 10 minutes and I have to change the channel, If I had to watch fox news I would end up throwing the tv out the fucking window,

  • Good for you for calling Glenn Beck on his bullshit. I love your videos. You have a skill for pwning as well as being informative!

  • HAHAHAHAHA "go down to I-hop and talk about it"

  • Where would right-wing commentators be without 9/11? Guys like O'reilly would still be whining about Clinton getting his cock sucked, Glenn Beck would be waiting tables.

  • never thought of it that way. interesting point of view and so true. fuck the bush administration, 9/11 was the next pearl harbor period.

  • Lmao, I don't think you have clue what you are talking about. Grow up!

  • So I'm incorrect? How so?

  • O'Reilly never complained about clinton getting his cock sucked,and neaither did Glenn Beck. It was only a small handfull of ppl who where even up set about it. Pluse glen beck was around befor 9/11,so he would not be wateing tabels.

  • Beck's fake crying about 9/11 kind of makes a mockery of the whole thing. What a douche.

  • how could glenn ever be a junkie? he dont have the balls

  • THEY'RE SURROUNDING US!!!

    I don't know how you sort throught this bullshit, but these clips are fucking hilarious. :D

  • Gleen Beck is a Little BITCH, he should go to jail so then he can be a prisoner's lil BItch.

  • 3:24 hes on some shit right there.

  • Ok, I think I'm a pretty smart guy, but I'm lost here.

    Are we supposed to surround somebody?

    Who? Washington?

    Then what? Kick their asses?

    Chant USA? ummmm...moon them?

    Somebdy help me out here.

  • how do we get fox off the air?? really I think they must go. but how??? the reason they have higher ratings is that they are in all BASIC tv packages where the other 3 are in the higher tv packages.

  • Read scroll bar at bottom from 9:35 to 9:46. The irony.

  • I disagree the comic relief was stupid enough to be funny.

  • fucking great video "i love my country tooo" very funny, is fox news realy a comedy channel

  • i want magic underpants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

  • He talks about values and principles, yet his whole gig was based on feelings and emotions.

  • Right on, dude! Funny shit! I've taken some flack from Americans because I keep pointing out to them that their country is not free, and the America they think they live in, is a lie! I especially hate hearing the term "beacon of democracy"...like, HELLO, what about that country to the north of you! Though we aren't as free as we should be, I still feel we are freer than the US. I'm not trying to piss-off my America brothers/sisters, but I think some of you need a reality check. This is it....

  • That fake crying is too much. Fuckin hilarious though.

  • laughing the foreskin off my cock here at his crying................. all i have to say

  • Principle 2 - I believe in God and He is the Center of my Life.

    Uh, No, I do not believe in God and I am the center of my life.

  • Glenn isnt crying; he is going through withdraws from drugs.

  • Glenn, YOU FUCKING LOST!!! YOU LOST!! YOU SURROUND NO ONE!!!! YOU DELUSIONAL BASTARD!!! But keep crying because that shit is funny.

  • We've reached Cringe Factor 8, captain.

  • i just couldn't stop laughing at how cheesey and stupid glenn beck sounded in that first clip of him (stupid even for him!)

  • Oh my god, that was some painful shit to watch. What the fuck is wrong is this guy. Yeah, lets get back to the values that caused America to rashly commit to two wars at the same time, to disengage with the international community, spy on its own people, hold people imprisoned without charge, torture, reduce freedom, incur unsustainable debt.... Yeah. Lets do that - lets buy into some bullshit rhetoric that offers no real solutions.

  • Well put...I'm happy to see that there ARE Americans who are wise to this shit!

  • There definately are many Americans who are wise to this shit, but tbh, I'm Canadian. :)

  • wow you really need to get a live and learn how there are millions of people that back GLEN BECK. we need to do something.

  • i promise there are more people that hate beck than love him.

    excuse me now, i have to 'get a live', whatever the fuck that means.

  • glen beck is must see tv, he's such a bitch, and is playen to those idiots, who chant USA, usa, usa, i don't respect those types.

  • wow, this is the 8th time ive watched this. watching this with a little buzz is fuckin hilarious. great, amazing, beautiful, you owned him and loved your points.

    hold on im getting teared up, lololol,

    "have gathered." lmao

  • I too have VenomFangX syndrome right now. Glenn's a Bitch!

  • You know, Glenn sometimes love is not healthy. So stop. please stop!!!

  • i can't watch liars fake cry, it's like an oxymoron or a double negative on a grand scale, on national television, if you can call FOX television...

  • Funny thing is, crying is like an LDS trademark. Whenever they want to underscore a point, they cry. I should know, I was a mormon myself. In the country I live in, public crying is frowned upon, it's bad taste, but every damn Sunday, some mormon was crying his or her ass off at the pulpit, even my friends did it, but only in that context. It was really pathetic.

  • i went to a presbyterian church a few times with a former girlfriend and there was always a guy with a massive bushy beard (like a facial afro) saying "hallelujah" and some old woman crying and praising jesus and thanking the lord for his mercy. conversely my buddy was having some kind of anal seizure but i don't think that meant anything.

  • I can envision it, except for the anal attack thing. Maybe the good lord tried to tell your friend to leave the meeting hall and take a crap in the reverends "office"?

    I remember when a friend of mine came back after a two year mission and cried when he saw the Matrix. I mean, noone cries over here, ever. Only when alone in the dark. But this guy saw the Matrix and split open like the Atheists Nightmare.

  • i ate two nightmares yesterday. my room still smells like nightmares.

    mmmmmm potassium.... evolved over the past 200 years from square bitter seeded cooking bananas into modern edible fleshy bananas....

  • Fuck fox.

  • oh my god, Glen Beck Viewing Parties,ooo, those parties must be wild. ya right what a load. i would never take off work to fly to newyork to be on his show for 5seconds.

    i wonder how much he's gona make plugin his site every night

  • 9.12 project, what a laugh, I hate when people call a piece of art, "A Project."

  • i have VenomFangX syndrome. i only watch him to see how good its gona be when people own his as the next day.

  • boy did u make me laugh on this one, ooooo look at all those idiots. Christians, and other zealots together. ooo Hollywood Cali, what a risk taker. hey C0ct0usPrime,

    whets with his shoes?

  • Why do assholes like this get televisions shows and anyone halfway decent gets pigeonholed?

  • Glen Beck is a total wanker. I thought I could not hate him more. He needs to have his vocal cords cut.

  • I almost lost it when you mocked his fake crying. Funny shit.

  • I hate Glenn...he is the ULTIMATE douche bag. what a jackass!

  • You have no idea how hard I laughed when he started crying and saying how he loves his country. Anywhere else on the planet that would've been comedy. I can't believe people buy it.

  • Did Glenn even think of pre-taping his crying, and watching it to look for even a smig of authenticity? That was some of the worst acting I've ever seen.

    The crying almost sounded sarcastic. Like he was some asshole that was like, 'Oh boo hoo America. 9/11 happened you cry babies. Wah!!'

    Worst attempt at provoking emotional responses ever. Maybe Glenn could take some lessons from Sally Struthers on crying on TV.

  • Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo. boo hoo hoo hoo hoo. the tears are flowing out of my eyes. lol. what an asshole. I hope he dies.

  • Glenn Beck, the crocodile tear king! Damn, that guy is annoying!

  • LOL , "THE 9 12 PROJECT"

  • VFXsyndrome

    hehe true!

    I'm subbed to him just to laugh at him.

  • Glenn Beck speaks....dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb, (South Park jingle in the background).

  • hahahah...i love that episode...

    and his wife was *smart smart smart smart smart

    LMAO

  • The american people did want change and they did that through the last election.

    God Beck seems so ....preachy and culty there.

  • You have to understand the militia mindset of these people. I was born and raised in the militant repukelickin backdrop. "Crocodile tears" is the perfect description of what you are seeing.

  • Cringe,someone send that man tissues for the crocodile tears. Oh & duck tape for his mouth! ;)

    What was the copyright on?

  • CoCkPuSsY: you are weak. You wasted 10 minutes of my life listening to you, who knows NOTHING about politics. Move to China, Cuba, or NK. Are you Sean Penn's retarded son? Maybe I'll pick on you for being retarded? Son, you are FAR too young to know the nuances of politics. You merely regurgetate that which was taught to you. FREE YOUR MIND. Only a liberal speaks in absolutes. And just to be honest, I am NOT a Republican. WAKE UP!

  • and you wasted 5 seconds of mine while i wrote this back to you.

    piss off.

  • Birds fly

  • Hahaha! C0cto0pus, nice vids hope you get an explanation from YouTube soon :)

  • rigelspikes, fuck you. You're obviously a fascist pig.

  • I've been called many things, but fascist is about the furthest thing away from what I've ever been called! WAKE UP!

  • You don't need to be a genious in politics to see that Glen Beck is a fakeass cunt.

  • not trying to be a dick, but it's genius*, genius.

  • Sucks that most Americans, most of my family included, fall for this shit.

  • you don't have to be an expert or a genius to see that politicians and the media are feeding us all BULLSHIT!

  • Anyone else hear banjos?

  • look, i'm more believable than glenn beck.

    i took a shit after eating too much popcorn :,(

  • Looks like your Channel is in need of a Bailout!!!

  • If memory serves me correctly, wasn't one of his 9 principles belief in God and making him central to our lives? I think someone else shared that principle, who was it? Oh yeah, the terrorists that caused 9/11.

  • Fuck you glenn beck. Fucking Twat.

  • 6:15 I'm pretty sure that was anon fucking with Fox not their viewers.

  • Crocodiles can fake it better than glenn beck.

  • What a schmuck!! my cat fake cries for food better than that.

    FEAR THE BUNNY ! 8)

  • glen beck needs to be bitchslapped....several times....

  • You are, indeed, criminally unsubscribed.

  • thanks...i had more before youtube removed my account without explanation...so long to the first 21 fuck fox vids.

    cheers

  • That really pisses me off, but in any case you know that those first 21 vids are just scratching the surface. Honestly, you could make an infinite number of these as long as Fox keeps these fuckheads on the air. Still a crime that they took the other channel down though; I hope you get to the bottom of this, and keep up the great work!

  • Utterlaughable SHITE - I'm going to check out COCK's website.

  • That attempt at crying had me in stitches!

  • Beck is a CUNT of the lowest order. The faux crying is vomit inducing.

    He should change his nmame to Glenn COCK. Or just plain COCK.

  • There's the fake crying!

    What a douche.

  • Does Glenn Beck know Newscorp is a MEDIA behemoth, Murdoch OWNS the news.

  • I cried laughing at 3:43.

  • 9.12, Glenn Beck's IQ.

  • lmao

  • I love my country tooooooooo :D

  • Goodness gracious, with all this "9.12" stuff and "uniting people across America" it's like he's trying to start the cult of Glenn Beck.

    2:43 "We are the answer to our problems" Didn't Evil Elitist Antichrist Socialist Obama say that in a speech? 0.o

  • Fox news has always been a joke.

  • Your right C0ct0pus! Glenn Peck-er, use to work for CNN, then they kick his ass out. I'm glad you do these spots about fox blues.