Skyrim - The Tale of the DragonBorn

[DigitalOutbreak]

The more I see dodger in videos like this, the more I wish to Propose on the spot.

[m3drob]

OMG YES !

[yaHookerses]

was anyone else thinking the song would be a play on "the dragonborn come"?

[Bonnman100]

speaking of ****ing, id **** that chick! lol

[drahoop]

Barnaby NO!!!!

[Imnon1]

I came here from reddit, and nearly started screaming when I heard Dodger's voice. I wasn't expecting her to be in this, but it was a pleasant surprise.

[ToasterHuman]

I get that this is funny and all, but the gift of dragonblood was given to the human race by the divine called Akatosh, so no dragonborn had intercourse with a dragon :)

[kuriboh400]

@ToasterHuman True but if you have not played/looked in depth to how your dragon born my first thought would be his mum got did by a dragon

[MetCom45]

That chick was hot. I always knew Skyrim would get me a good lookin lady.

[dovahkinfusdorah]

lol cool

[voidshot]

Why.......

why cant i stop laughing......

why...

[irvinspider54]

this made me think of skyrim in a whole different way every time a dragon comes i yell WATCH OUT THE DRAGON RAPER IS BEHIND YOU D:

[stealursoul231]

WRONG!! DRAGONBORN HAVE THE SOUL OF A DRAGON NOT THE BLOOD OF A DRAGON... jk... but seriously though...

[greatgallade]

That chick is hot

[somethingclever5]

...

[dasingingpengroup]

wtf...

[RazorBeta]

so awesome hearing these words coming from Dodger's lips. teehee

[Lampsmahari]

I thought akatosh gave the dragon born his powers, then again thats not as funny as dragon rape

[YesIDidYourMom]

If I was in the Dragonborn's situation, I would say "No, no, I like to have sex with humans, here let me prove it" and engaged in glorious intercourse with the Lady Dodger :D

[EmperorofAwesome]

Dodger is so hot

[davidlee723]

"Dragonborn, huh? So was it your ma or your pa that was the dragon?"

[zoroarkkid]

@davidlee723 lets hope it was the pa who was the dragon and the mum the woman

[explainyouandme]

that hair flick is awesome

[MeowdolfKitler]

Did Bill The Dragon Rapist have his.. er... "way".. with Alduin?

[TheMicktube86]

"I can fit anything in my butt!" so thats where my all my weapons get pulled from...

[Sarvonis]

great now i have to play as bill the dragon rapist in skyrim because of this video...

[Ner0381]

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[URB4NWOLF415]

I use this as a walkthrough

[ConTube7]

Dragonporn

[FlippyWarbear]

Good thing I play as argonian...

[sunkenOcean01]

Well, I DO like Paarthunax...

[ChibiLycan]

The lore is all wrong "nerd rage" dragon blood granted by Akatosh... no fucking goin on

[SonofSethoitae]

@ChibiLycan They know, relax

[JBxPyro]

@ChibiLycan Technically it's not dragon blood, the dragonborn has the spirit of a dragon not blood at all

[SGPlayer0008]

This was more like a Southpark version of Skyrim. 

[mikitricky2]

dodger is smart & hot

[podvarakly]

Fuck ro dah! :D

[TravisMaxima]

@bigD3019

Lighten up, it's a fucking joke.

[bigD3019]

@TravisMaxima yeah i said i guess its funny but i didnt find it that funny so shut up i already answered

[neveSykcuL]

I used to fuck Dragons, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I had to...

[bigD3019]

@neveSykcuL you sure it was to the knee? or the d**k

[bigD3019]

did they hear the story? or did everyone never notice that if you talk to one of the Greybeards they say the gods gave you the powers, not from !#@^&%$ Dragons!

[TwinUzis]

@bigD3019

Everybody who's played the game knows how it works. It's just funnier this way.

[bigD3019]

@TwinUzis i guess

[iloveyou4everandmore]

we've all thougth it, about time someone said it

[SolarPhoenix61]

PWNED !!!!

[00savar00]

I'm so jealous

[fanff3000]

good for releasing stress after hours doing skyrim quest :D

[SpartanJ113]

So that explains... Well I may just be dragonborn!

[randomstuffz2]

just awesome!

[TheWiseRaptor]

... I'm an argonian... so the dragon looked nice, what? >.>

[Gahji]

FFFFFFFFFF... It's funny and disgusting :D xD

[KieferJackson]

This might explain the Argonians...

[BrothersOfDomino]

way to go dodger!

[ZaneBombs]

omg

[Pimpkitty32]

*whimper* *cry* *whimper* I CAN NEVER LOOK AT MY CHARACTER AGAIN SERIOUSLY ANYMORE =(

[Holland1994D]

HEADHUNTERZ - DRAGONBORN

[staufneberg]

What is it imperiel ee.... zoofil?

[Illuminatehify]

Dodger

[MrCookiestv]

Dodger is so awesome! she played her part the best in my opinion

[thunda4739]

I fuck dragons all the time. My kid is gonna kick ass!

[SknLoliSenpai]

While this doesn't apply for skyrim it does apply for D&D etc, however lets be fair... If anyones played witcher 2 then they'd know how hot dragons can be... I mean really, who wouldn't do that dragon there xD?!

[XxBloodxKnightxX]

@SknLoliSenpai Ill stick with Triss :P

[SknLoliSenpai]

@XxBloodxKnightxX Why limit yourself to just one :O?!

[XxBloodxKnightxX]

@SknLoliSenpai cuz triss is hot and has magic.

[motina10]

How many dragon have you fucked?

[RoyzzOfficial]

HEADHUNTERZ

[16ktsgamma]

3:44 Gamedude???

[oyster0]

dragons have tight asses

[Hyperabbe]

''Beware! Beware! The dragonborn cums!''

[ThunderBiscuits]

Is it just me or is it sexy when Dodger says "And he did so... Hundreds and Hundreds of times"

[xXMechaNinjaXx]

That makes sense his butt is the reason he can carry so much stuff without being able to see it

[NetherRevenant]

To clear some stuff up, despite being called "DragonBorn" your character in skyrim is NOT desendant of dragons, he has the SOUL of a dragon, not the blood of one. It was a gift granted by Akatosh to Talos.

[dragonJBF]

@NetherRevenant Thank you. Finally I see one other guy(or girl) that understand this. We gotta get your comment thumbed up so no dumbasses actually get the wrong thoughts/knowledge of the Skyrim lore/Story(Or whatever you wanna call it)

[motina10]

@NetherRevenant That's what Talos said, because like all dragonborn, he was shy about his dragon fucking past.

[Gool349]

wow the pictures ar hilarious

[imadork123]

This just ruined Skyrim for me.

[DeathAngel2060]

HA! lies, everyone know that dovakhiin *insert nerdy comment here*. And that's how they're dragonborn

[iamawsome131]

when i watched this it blew my mind

[Tiel424]

I was thinking the same thing :D

He was 'born' from a dragon, not fathered.

[asfgeab]

Aren't there an uncensored version of this one? It's awesome!

[1nd1anaJ0nes]

WOW nice work

[PearlPalkia1]

Honestly, that is the best shit you guys have made, you gave me a big fucking lol!

[PearlPalkia1]

Lol!

[darkmahou28]

Big lol's, ty

[MrMikeTheDude]

See...When woman leaves the kitchen suddenly man fucks dragons! Damn it woman!

[thebenini123]

That girl dodger is fit :o

[MillightKoles]

I will never play Skyrim the same way...

[ChaosZero]

Must've been a hard life for a dragon when Bill the Rapist was born to the day he dies.

[matthewmcclure39]

@ChaosZero i believe i have a new name for when i start a new profile

[Green8Envy4]

Hey shadowscythe you spelled being wrong :-D

[ShadowScythe12]

@Green8Envy4 Thankyou friend.

[randomstuffz2]

The dragonborn cums...

[SteZooNeR]

@randomstuffz2 That was my sentence you bitch

[randomstuffz2]

@SteZooNeR woah chill dude

[spencera11]

raping a dragon is prob very tough, really they should be messing with him he might rape all of them!!!

[TreborMarg]

*reads Aniolatorv's and ShadowScythe's comments*.... ?!?!!...  Hey wait just a sec.. maybe the main character in TESVI should be the Trollborn xD

[lGxtmXl]

i'm a dragon and im very offended

[overlordkgk]

hahahahahahaha i'm dying hahahahaha XD "If you had a Dragon In your Family tree , some one in your family had to have had sexual intercourse with a dragon" hahaha Go Dodger XD hahahaha .

oh btw , for lore's sake , "Kyne , With the help of Alduain who pitied man , gave the power of the Voice to man" anyone who has played skyrim knows this (probably)

So they never said ;D How they "gave" Man the power , ehh ehhh :D ;D (wink wink)

[dirghodin]

Don't try make "Dragonborn' or His family as a 'Foucker". cause "We LOVE Dragonborn"!

[ZeonPeon]

@TheCreatorofepic This is hilarious stupid crap.

[TheCreatorofepic]

This is stupid as crap

[auraspecx11]

I would point out the lore failures in this video however that would be dickish. Plus it's too goddamn funny

[MyCRAZYUSER]

This should be on CollegeHumor!

[215computer894]

*sigh*, Dodger'd be the one :D

[RandomCommentary1]

@CRUTCHERofTN That may be true but once you've seen her pussy you'll say "Damn looks like six small dicks can fit in there"

[RandomCommentary1]

@gorknosh I hate to brake it to everybody in a virgin

[RandomCommentary1]

@coolhunter3 SPOILER ALERT

Go get some pussy

[RandomCommentary1]

I count 1...2...3...4...5...6 there are 6 no wait.... here comes the dragonborn... so make that 7 people that need to get a life and stop thinking they're cool cause they can gang bang 1 yes only 1 chick

[ShadowScythe12]

Waaaaait, If the dragons on very recently apeared, How did his dad do any of that?

[assassinscreed552]

so talos fucked a dragon?

[zegmaarikke]

@assassinscreed552 yes, yes he did

[BurlyTheNord]

@assassinscreed552 No dumbass, one of his parents was a dragon. This is common knowledge of the dragon blood lore.

[emilbil12]

@assassinscreed552 Talos is a dragon

[FireGokko]

@emilbil12 he became a dragon

[LynaMahariel]

@assassinscreed552 I don't want to be a Blade yet.

[sugarwarlock]

I hate you for bleeping.

[Finkele1]

oscars awaits these actors....

[ANIOLATORV]

What the hell did i such watch?

[ShadowScythe12]

@ANIOLATORV You "such" watched a good youtube video, Now go watch "Grammar for the f**ked up"

[ANIOLATORV]

@ShadowScythe12 Yeah, it was a mistake now were you born a troll or are you just that stupid?

[ShadowScythe12]

@ANIOLATORV Me my friend?, I'm the rare breed of human called "A man with common sence", I was simply bringing up a point for other people to know and help them out in making their own videos like this. If that is bieng a troll then sue me.

[ANIOLATORV]

@ShadowScythe12 you realise that comment is also a troll right?

I love it when trolls dont know theyre trolls

[ShadowScythe12]

@ANIOLATORV Trolls are people who insult and annoy people for their own amusement. And i am finding nothing amusing in a single word i've typed. I'm as much of a troll as you are.

[ANIOLATORV]

@ShadowScythe12 Your what most refer to as a "grammar nazi", its a form of trolling to get people annoyed at their tiny mistakes and then will further to act VERY mature and nice when the person comments on what you said. Its exacty what your doing and your a troll. I am simply telling you that you shouldnt keep doing this because grammar nazi trolling ALWAS fails. (what im doing now is called "anti-trolling")

[ShadowScythe12]

@ANIOLATORV What your currently doing is trying to slowly sneak your way out of a corner you've hidden yourself in, firstly "Grammar Nazi" is someone who is insultive to people who make mistakes in grammar IE. GRAMMAR Nazi, which i haven't done. Plus I'm bieng calm, your the one who's making a big deal out of a single comment a single man posted, now I'm willing to prevent yourself from failing more by simply not replying to me. Sincerely Scythe Xx

[knifewrench17]

now im kinda glad i didn't get skyrim for christmas

[RandomCommentary1]

@knifewrench17 I'm glad I got it but after watching this video I broke it in half pissed on it and burned it with a flamethrower then bought it again and repeated

[MasterApprenticeJW]

the grey beards taught the dragonborn how to perform a shout when having an orgasm

[VrJoeyHD]

SHES HOT

[4chanforeveryone]

That chick looks like Kristen Stewart

[urtismcdona13c]

This is a very "watery" video. =p

[eaglewings]

In their tounge, it is da fucking DRAGONPORN!

[Xoron76]

Kind of funny ^^

[ArchangelSaintMike]

Definently changed gameplay for me! hahahahaha!

[crapvidios66]

It's funny shit like this that'll get stopped if PIPA goes through.

[97devilpup]

my mom watched this with me.....awkward O.o

[Subzero1881]

Dodgerrrrrrrrr



[BlackAus07]

wtf did i just watch....there goes weird youtube again, oh my neighbors are outside...

[startcrash1]

AHAHAH, OMG that has to be the funiest thing ive seen in like..... FOREVER

[80H488Heartbreak]

Lol

[JustinxFailJprox]

Now i wonder how it felt for johnathon when he "Slayed" the dragon with his big "sword"

[pythondualwield]

what button lets you shove anything up your butt?

[1337Alaskan]

@pythondualwield how else do you think he can carry so much stuff?

[pythondualwield]

@1337Alaskan that is a very good point

[OwRob]

Ok, I was looking for information on the dragonborn and I found this, But is this story true? This is what I need to know, I dont think every Single Dragonborn sucked a dragon's **** . Maybe one of his ancestors was a dragon and then a normal human sucked the **** and then a child was made and then the Dragonborn begins, is this true?

[97devilpup]

@OwRob cant get preganant from oral ...

sorry to inform you

[ltjerryl]

I don't know her name is but she looks hot :3

[TehToasTerboT]

Dodger beat the dragonborn without even touching him.

[Mikey1EE7]

Beware beware, the dragonborn cums

[Lcmsstude]

Lol fucking epicness!! More vids plz!! XD "Bill the Dragon Rapist" XD

[xXRyukiasXx]

Furries/scalies would love that story...

[Gaurisankar]

I AM ONLY WANT TO KNOW REALLY: WHAT ARE BETHESDA/ZENIMAX THINKING OF THIS VIDEO ?!!!!!!!!!!!

[mattsnuts808]

Well, that explains argonians then...

[superlols96]

I used to be a dragon fucker like you then I took an arrow to the knee

[dooshwithbangs]

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[ads84pom]

Haha

[pvtspartan]

he was chosen by the gods to have a dragons "soul" hes not related to a dragon by anymeans he has true nord blood

[120guild]

lol lol lol!!!!!!

[firefly66661]

ahaha so im not the only one who thought this while playing.

[YoungGeozy]

HAHAHAHHAHA THATS GOLD!

[devilmaycry5fan1999]

@darkas2006 fuck off ignorant little bitch seriously fuck off if someone is smart it doesn't make you overweight or a virgin and so what if someones a virgin does it matter and is it any of your motherfucking buisness and oh yeah hey dumbass @wasdare32 is right

[Arostyle380]

Hey! Its COFFEH TIME!

[DryPunishment]

No...I'll tell you how they got dragon powers...Some crazy goddess randomly selects some guy and then she puts some dragon blood into them when they get borned...and then she wakes up more dragons because she ...well cut a dragon and then the poor thing called "dragonborn" is cursed to put dragons back to sleep...yeah,yeah i know it's barely the true story but enjoy this one :D

[3rdcreation]

americans are fuckin gay

[JamesBondHero]

@3rdcreation If you mean gay by having a wife and children, then yes, we're gay. And kid, don't despise homosexuals. They may be disgusting to your mind, but they chose a path, like you should.

[kignama]

@3rdcreation then why are you here?

[3rdcreation]

@kignama why you gettin upset for dickhead is this your family or something???

[kignama]

@3rdcreation Yes it is and I was very upset by what you said :'(

[Dakafire]

LMFAO.

[briesmonis1]

true story