Conan the Barbarian Destroyer

[AVPionut44USCM]

This are 2 mvies CONNAN THE BARBARIAN and ARMY OF DARKNESS

[BelligerentChimp]

''I'll be back'' lmao

[ADMJCXNK97fan]

lol when i saw the 'thumbnail' picture i was like Autolycus? what's he doing on conan...........i get it now LOL autolycus from hercules i gotta say bruce did look awesome there! hahaha

[joker9111980]

HAHAHAHA!!!!

[marstazzz]

does anyone believe barbarians had those muscles in the past ?

i mean u have to eat and train like shit to achieve those muscles

[DriveByInAYugo]

Thumbs up if you think this would be better then the re-make!

[sapphiremouse]

STFU. you an idiot for even making this........

[jonascorvo]

"He seeks to destroy idiots like these" LOL. Actually a funny movie!

[StarfireEKS]

0:48 Lmao

[HerrFenrisWolf]

from which film were this both others muscelmonsters ?

[allnaturalhemp]

Haha, Shaq was asking for it!

[rockstarbd82]

that was fn hilarious

[Fridolf89]

lmao

[lordofzeapes]

no one can beat ash!!

[lordofzeapes]

no none can beat ash!!

[bigstinkyskunk1]

these were some of my fav movies growin up

[YenLoWangx]

@bigstinkyskunk1

Thx mate, love old sword&sorcery crap :)

[LARiots1992]

Honestly, I think Morita and Campbell would have made very good substitutes for Mako and Tracey Walter.

[DarthRavan2012]

I Agree, Arnold and Bruce should of made alot more Movies, while they where young.

[fookfocketyfookfook]

Sucks

[YenLoWangx]

which film is the monster at 1:46 from? Looks really frightenning. Pause and look 5 minutes deep in his eyes and you know what I mean :D

[bigstinkyskunk1]

@YenLoWangx

its from the barbarians the movie is in youtube somewhere

[joker9111980]

FAIL LOL

[fuji9991]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­

[bludeborne]

Conan: Wizard were did you get all these spells?

Wizard: Detroit!

Bruce Cambell: Groovy

[freboi]

I'd give anything if Arnold could go back in time and make more of these Conan movies....preferably more like the first one, the barbarian. And...if Bruce Campbell were in it, that might make the best movie of all time.

[benjaminthefourth]

Funny.

[stonedimaculate1983]

the wizzard had a name its akiro

[Slowyslow]

Cant wait to see this one!!!

[Ichirin145]

Holy shit, this is Awesome!

[tucsonman1980]

Just look at the muscles on him..unbelievable.

LMAO

[FedorCroCop44]

fucking stupid i hate when plp make shit and think they are funny

[Lywnis]

ahahaha ... "conan is more JACKED than ever in this EEEPIC FLIICK" ahahah :D Fenomenal work

[ColPicklejar]

Hahaha...Conan is more JACKED than ever

[Lywnis]

@ColPicklejar "starring Jack MOrita.... *HONK* " aaaaaahahahahahahaha im spewing blood from laughter.did you see that?!

[KeithFraser82]

Conan, Ash and Mr. Miyagi destroy all lame movie barbarians? Sign me up!

[lingojac]

bahahaha that was epic

[GRANDOVERLORD77]

LOL, what is this mickey mouse s**t all about. Funny as hell though, 5/5 stars.

[lenowin]

This got me laughing pretty hard, we can only dream that a badass comedy like this would ever be made.

[Hotshotter3000]

Bruce Campbell as Malik? Considering what a twit the original Malik is, Bruce Campbell would surpass Subtai as the most kickass sidekick in movie history! :D

[Bubsy94]

so wheres the buafflo wings

[HenrikDanielSedin]

Very well made and fucking hilarious!

[SonRyu]

I was willing to see this movie until I saw Shaq was in it. Still....awesome

[DrLeviticus]

I like conan as described in books beter than Arnold or comics. For one in books hes like 7' tall and weighs 310 with solid muscle.

[Hotshotter3000]

And don't forget that he also had a hairy chest and never wore anything like in the movies. In fact, the whole loincloth thing was a result of a painter's fancy. The original Conan wore whatever it was common for the people in the lands he traveled through.

[dawood88]

the movie " barbarian "sucked , conans and kalidor were wayyyyyy better

[Malkavianminds]

The movie with the twins is called BARBARIANS

[pmnelson81]

HAHAH love it! funny video

[shade231]

even after so much time this fake movie still looks fuckn awesome

[Mckwaa]

"Just look at the muscles on him, unbeleivable. I shit you not, if you love blood. This ones a real gusher." lmao

[aoepanda1980]

what the movie called with those twins.pls i've been trying to know what movie it was.ty

[19NORGE78]

That is fucking hillarious! I'd pay full price.

[lasagnajohn]

idiots like these, lol

[IAMLEGEND30]

funny video

[vindweeb]

"i shit you not, if you love blood this one is a real gusher" roflmfao!!!

[PortalHopper]

lawl epic!

[matthew212]

HIL-FUCKING-LARIOUS!!!!

[TheHumbleDiva]

LMAO!!!!

HA HA HA HA HA

Loved it!!!!

[harpiyon]

hahaha!!! you made my day :)

he seeks to destroy idiots like these :))

schwarzenegger & morita would have been an interesting team... barbaric strength and brutality combined with eastern skill and wisdom...

[Wordlife5555555555]

that movie would be awsome :D

[iljonathan777]

A land of chaos and despair?

Show me this land, I want to make it my own kingdom

[jrny20]

deep voice: Arnold is more jacked than ever in this epic flick.

[victshot]

Lol @ 2:33

[UndyingGhost]

Haha owesome trailer dude XD

[PunkMartyr]

Shaq lol

[Ipodmastur1]

HHAHAHAHAHA lol  0:49

[2DRonaldo]

Bonean The Librarian!

[blacque777]

Shaq??? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! YO!!!!!!!!!!! Perfect!!

[greenbrad182]

lol mr miyagi as the wizard

[RuralTowner]

well...that WOULD make an awesome parody

[TheDemonPazuzu]

Ha ha! Great job on that :-P

[abchowchow]

If only they really made movies this good!

[dknight7]

Who were those 2 big barbarian goof balls following eachother around? What movie was that?

[Sklavengott]

The movie was called "The Barbarians".

[cromchild]

The two barbarians are twins David and Peter Paul. Much more muscle than acting ability.

[mitsuomi84]

BRUCE CAMPELL?! XD awesame you are a genies, best trailer ever...

[JMCADORY]

lmao!! awesome trailer!! roflmao @ 2:00

[northforge]

"I Shit you not, if you like blood this is a real gusher"

[redstar170]

That would be a great cast for a Conan movie!!

[mrfluffykins007]

ill be back rofl

[Wordlife5555555555]

ill be back lol

hahahahaha soo funny man

[andrejel80]

I'd pay to watch that movie!!! Anything with Bruce and Conan!!!

[shade231]

lol ditto. Bruce would be the perfect mallak. Even if this was b rated id still go and watch it.

[knowpassword]

this one made me laugh out loud

[54spiritedwill54]

ROFLMAO

[lolwtfomfglol]

there can be only one!!!

[loveupskirts]

2:00- ''i shit you not'' lol hahahahaha id love it if they really said that in a trailer lololol.

[fyrestorme123]

you should see the part where he slugs a camel in the face with his fist and knocks it out.

[LordHaxor63]

DID HE JSUT SLAP A HORSE LMAO!

[LTstudios]

arnold and bruce campbell would make a good team.

[MysticRonin101]

Besides Conan the Barbarian, what other movies did they borrow clips from? I wanna see that movie with those 2 barbarian brothers riding around.

[saywhat1011]

Haha that was awesome. I gotta watch army of darkness again, its been awhile

[blacksmith8844]

hilarious

[biffen89]

That scene with the 2 big guys at 1:07, what movie is that from?

[happyconan118]

"i shit you not" lmao

[pugnaciousboxer2]

That would be the best movie ever!

[ianguage]

Conan is jacked more than ever for this epic flick!

HAHAHA!

[921144666]

ill be first in line!!! cant wait!!!!

[zool909]

If this was a real movie I was GOING to see until I saw Shaq was in it. Nevermind Ill wait till this one comes to DVD.

[RAZBU1988]

Also starring NBA star Shaq O'neal hahahahahaha BRUTAL

[Industriajor]

can anyone tell me which one is the movie where the "heroe" has two squirrels? and one dies... there where also a moment when all people crouchs he stays steel and "the girl" too... i just remember those parts i was very child... but it was a spectacular barbarian fighting movie with swords and sorcerers

[caffi1]

i was very child...

yes you were, and you still are very child

[Industriajor]

A JUDGE is this a trial? hahaha! you shall look for what is wrong inside you, before its too late, good luck

[StoneMaestro]

AAAHAHAHA that was the funniest thing iv seen for a long time

[JMillion]

Great job. I'm a big fan of these...great up.

j.

[Myself0101]

'look at the muscles on him...unbelievable!' haha that was good

[mortham1]

many of those scenes are from the first conan movie -.-

[peterparker12]

Too bad this movie can't be made now, seeing as how Pat Morita is now worm fodder, no disrespect.

[mournblade1066]

Indeed. Also, didn't Mako (the guy who

played the wizard in the two Conan flicks)

pass away in the past year or two?

[Myndir]

If Malik had been played by Bruce Campbell, Conan the Destroyer could have been one of the best films of the 1980s.

Then again, there is a hypothesis in quantum physics that if Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce are ever in the same film, it will cause the planet to implode in a singularity of sheer awesomeness.

[ThatDMan]

that came close to happening in 1997 when Kurt Russel and Bruce Campbell were both seen together on screen in Escape from LA

[cokemanrules]

LOL very ture, both awsome movies

[BaronNathanel]

LOL, glad i'm not the only person who subscribes to these theories. Implosion emminent.

[hammock89]

fuckin' love it! hilarious

[Jeree369]

Heh heh, not bad. Funnier then I thought it was going to be.

[ZombehQueen1]

I LOVE IT!!!

[BigAngeloSantorini]

Good, are you swedish?

[elquetemonta]

Run for your life, Ator!

[kardtable]

Ha ha ha...I shit you not. If you love blood this one's a real gusher ha ha ha...

[videojeff01]

shit's pretty f**king funny. I'd like to see Arnold take on Shaq. Who do you think would win? Shaq's like a foot taller.

[yubixtreme]

ROFLMAO

[Eqvaliser]

lmao

[KingBute]

funny funny

[05XRS]

"Conan seeks to destroy idi*ts like these who destroyed the name of the Barbarians"..Hahahah This is just the most funniest thing I ever seen. ROFL.

[nigel101]

aint seen this film. great find.

[88hunting]

Who are those two barbarians together on horses and what is the movie that they were in?

[sa7o]

Peter and David Paul in "The Barbarians"

[soulstice99]

The should keep this soundtrack for the new flick.

[DeathinanAlley]

The Wizard was Mako, not Pat Morita. . .That is all. Awesome Vid otherwise!  Hahahaaaa!

[MaasBiolab]

Uhhh- Mako played him in the film...NOT in this fake trailer... were you half asleep when you watched this vid?

[elementalwizard666]

LOL, if you think will chamberlain was big, look at this guy. ahahahaha

[DetoxNow]

This is hillarious. 5/5 man. You'll probably need another Wizard because Pat morita died a couple years ago, so...yeah...

[antwandemarco]

Conan would need to be a no name with long BLACK hair

[Torlan47]

Win.

[thejesus151]

THIS movie needs to get made

[hitmanchild]

I AM TELLING YOU, Bruce Cambell would have made the best MALAK! I still think mako would be an appropriate wizard though, and what's all this Jack about an '08 movie? I GOTSTA KNOW!

[cdmacdonald2112]

now thats funny. cantwait until the new movie in 08

[crazy4sian]

I like the Barbarian Brothers.

[JayIsrael1]

lol so good, mister miagi the wizard ha

[thelastturkoman]

he is ready to rumble! perfect!

[teja1015]

hahahaha "pat morita as the wizard" haha pretty cool dude

[Stevers80]

Hahaha!  That was awsome!

[jsaintil]

hahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahah that was hillarious. beautiful beautful beautiful

[miraclemike2]

LoL, Yeah "I'll be back"

[PoomKing]

that looks like a good movie. actually i changed my mind it looks like a great movie. they should have leonardo dicaprio in it. they reallt outdid themselves this time. can't wait to see it. :)

[ZelthTi]

where do I send my money?

[gasolinechoi]

God that was hilarious! The narration made it for me.

[rodvcpetrie]

This had me cracking at "I'll be back" funny stuff!

[ObscurusLupa]

LOL! That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. "I shit you not..." The narration was hilarious.