Man in the Box - Cold Weather

[TheHolyChiz]

i live in ohio

[nliausacmmv]

0: 26 No no no no no. That's Iowa weather. Damn Ohioans.

[luridtoons]

A four minute ad for Madden 2012, which is marginally better then Maddens 96-2011, in front of a 1:49 second clip. Brought to you by Wal-Mart.

[juventino23]

This should really be made into a tv series... it is up there with the office and would be a huge success. Take shows like Jersey Shore and the Bachelor out!

[chrisisagoodname2]

Alright, thats it.

[TheEagleEnigma]

I love it when people go crazy over one heat wave or cold front. GIVE IT UP PEOPLE! IT'S THE DAMN WEATHER. Find something more interesting to talk about, for eff's sake...

[LSAPictures]

You know shits goin down when Greg says 'Alright, thats it'

[jetty1122]

oh beer and titties yould be nice...

[DimaKamyziak]

I work outside and feel the same way when driving to work and listening to some folks complaining on the radio how fucking cold/hot it is out there , I mean it bothers you that much and all you had to do is walk to your car and from your car into the building while people like me will spend 8-10 hours busting their asses in that weather,so pleeeease STFU!

[infernoxavier]

At the end, Greg looked up like, "You have five seconds to get fuck outta my face." LMAO

[Necropirate]

I miss this show :'(

[supermeowgirl]

lol

[UltimateTrollShow]

Where are all the new Man in the Boxes?

[Ira0321]

"Shut up, sit down, look straight ahead and wait to die!!"; Funniest line ever!

[WAPWAPable]

F'ing great, I want to do this everyday at work.

[sojazzy914]

fuckin Classic!

[Zefiirs000]

25 people who disliked this usually talk about the weather

[000000t]

how come Gregs always playing with a highlighter haha

[smarti1809]

Go Ohio!! Whooo!

[the1lyden]

Oh Snap, Renner Cameo appearance!!!

[foxracing811]

Gah there's always a fuckin phone ringing it's so damn annoying

[ForceRecon198]

that guy is a pimp. The weather guy I mean.

[Ozzy0sbourne]

loool

[Blake2214]

haha raining tits and beer nice

[HeeroYuy911]

well raining beer ain't that epic because I have not drunk in years but tits well that would be something to see. lol

[CrazieB317]

damn, was he plugging rodney carrington?

[u2vertigo10]

... and he just stares at him!

[THESILVERNARUTO]

THEY NEVER FOUND HIS BODY...

[raxxar69]

COMMERCIAL WUT?!

[coltonman100]

he looked like he was gonna murder that guy... LOL

[jcjunglebob]

Just what will you give me for your titties and beer, I suppose you know this little contract here.

[AkLynch23]

ZAPPA! good shit

[TheRandomChap]

you got to love these guys

[Sephy100]

at the end he put on the Sabretooth face lmao

[291563]

"It's suppose to warm up this weekend though"

[TurboBobo47]

OMG they're in Ohio?!?!? Sa-weet!

[brandonplaysguitar16]

He's the guy who made the Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video.

[russell8472]

my favorite of those 'the most interesting man in the world' ads is 'he will never start a conversation about the weather...even in the middle of a typhoon"

[loopba]

another one that made me laugh out loud

[dDAMEENIX2]

wait to die

its supposed to warm up this weekend

lol!

[Halo3WKWYL]

I sit down,look around and wait for other people to die so i can havest their remains

[smileynirvana2]

i hate it when people talk about the weather. but then i find myself doing it too.

[TheBloodMoonShines]

I though they said that about Texas weather?

(It's actually be true then. :P)

[bloodhoney360]

hell yah my cowbrother

[vibrantlight1103]

they say that in lots of places.

[RewiXs]

lame

[LadyReginaSmiles]

"Shut up, sit down, look straight ahead and wait to die."

I think my manager said the same thing to me last week, and I laughed my ass off.

[Charolette52791]

I remembered this out of the blue and actually stood up and said this in class when the kid infront of me started talking about the weather to me. Of course I tweked it for Classroom setting, but still I felt pretty impowered when I sat down. my teacher saw the vid so she was just laughing. I think I lucked out, I dont know of anywhere else I could do that and not get some shit for it. Thanks Greg!

[Lostwind]

That was the most awesome speech ever, lol

[garysan]

lol wait to die

[JimMorrisonAbrams]

I memorized it.

[boycottqfm]

LOL @ 1:14 terry's point is funny.

[tachyon7777]

One of the best....

[TheAlmighyShia]

I like how at the beguining of his little speeches he's always "alright, thats it."

And if you want the worst place to live because of skitzo weather, try Texas. Freezing in the morning, 100 by noon, and then five min later its pouring rain. Then, a min later, gone. Ugh, i swear.

[Firefromfriction1]

Man I feel your pain. Texas can be very odd.

[Lisanab]

"stare straight ahead ... and wait to die" XD

[sarahinacan84]

i love terry so much

[psymonsays511]

terry makes funny looks

[Deovindice2001]

Shut up, sit down, look straight ahead, and wait to die. hahahaha

Oh, and Greg's face at the very end is awesome

[FredFerdberger]

Here in NC we have had 70 degrees one week and snow the next. Never sure how to dress when you wake up.

[somethingsmatter]

sucks to live there. go socal

[thespyergotyou]

i live in ohio :) and it does chang fast :)

[jweezy1499]

yeah i know, it could snow one day and the next it could be like 60 degrees. well atleast in northeastern ohio where i live it did that this year.

[thespyergotyou]

in was 20degreesand the next day it was 70 it was funny some guy was dreesed up all warm he came out looking soooo werd lol

[annagirl133]

supposed 2 warm up this weekend though.

LOL!

[Ldgarl1]

Greg is my man, I wish he worked here, so he could talk shit to my coworkers

[LilMotegi]

It's fantastic how all the computers are never active during work =D

[Kagaines]

They say that about Ky too.

[hydvn6]

OMG people really say that ohio weather thing here i hate that!!! never knew they were in ohio lol

[collins1188]

my stomach hurts from laughing.... LOLOLOL ouch...

[k00lkid0]

this is the 3rd man in the box with 500 ratings

[WeSpeakWhale]

"Sit down, look straight ahead, and wait to die."

EPIC

[omggan]

at the he was lookijng at the dude like "im going to kill u"

[GRAGH43]

brilliant

[Chenaultay]

hahaha

the ending face greg made was perfect

[xxCCWxxPRODUCTIONSxx]

lmao "it could be raining, fire, locus, or titties and beer"

[TheDescentOfGreg]

Is it just me or does Mark remind anyone else of David Cross... For those of you don't know, he was in Just Shoot Me and he was the guy in the wheelchair in Scary Movie II

[restlessbreed]

hehe. i live in ohio.

[maynecuffs]

hahaha i love this fuckin show. Best one in a while. "Sit down, shut up, and wait to die."

Classic.

[Deovindice2001]

Haha yea.

[artvandelay13]

lol i love how he's just sitting in his cubicle examining a highlighter.... that's how he spends his days......

[therhcpaustin]

definetly one of the funniest

[patricksk1123]

talk about in one ear and out the other

[halodemo65]

"It's supposed to warm up this weekend though." LOL he's like totally oblivious.

[ElliezMaplez]

LOL! gregs face at the end was like.."im gonna kill him or somtin.

[GenisisSpartan]

at the end it look'ed like greg was gonna kill him

[jamesfarrior51]

Tittes and beer? YAY

[Deovindice2001]

Sit down, shut up, look straight ahead and just wait to die... LOL

[yingmcjensen]

wheres this supposed to be taking place?

[Kagaines]

I am totally Greg.

[etheridge95]

awesome..

[kamakazigirl123]

greg is so funny! (i would probably do bad things with someone that funny)

[UriaHeep08]

"So sit down, face forward, shut up, and wait to die!"

Whoever wrote this..I worship you! I'm carving the statue right now.

[innocentspartan]

I LOVE THAT look that greg gives at the very end

[twoplusoneisthree]

one of the best ones.

[MasterScorpion05]

Do an episode where office temperature is awfully cold and all the guys are just taking the opportunity to watch "headlights".

[smashbr0s]

"It's suppose to warm up this weekend."

[ChibiHoboProductions]

"...or raining titties and beer." lol

[edwardcullendaydream]

i luv this one! " stare straight ahead, and wait to die "

[Aprilieo]

LOL

[littlemusicjunkie08]

Lmao

Greg is always funniest on his little rampages...

"Are we going on a swim party?...No?" lls

[vissvienna]

I love this! This is about all we do in Ireland talk about the weather! And when I ring my folks my mom talks at least 10 minutes about the weather!

So what's the difference between summer and winter in Ireland? The rain is warmer in summer!

[griffinrockslike]

nice.

my fam. lives in ohio

oh yea

[iGirl551]

Amen to that!!!!

[Thesecondsign]

Mark is the best when it comes to acting.

He looks so faceless, it just adds to his character.

[Freemmaann]

titys and beer xD xD that sounds important xD

[jyveturkie]

What's the weather like in hell this time of year?

[LivingDog94]

I think this is worth an Emmy nod. Awesome*10^6*

oh yeah, Sara at 0:57 :) ... and then T-dog @ 1:16.

[ThePrimary]

o shyt

GANGSTER!

[bwickedintense]

Titties and beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[greencow423]

that last look on greg's face: "i will kill you with my mind."

[zalom1modur]

I think I'm favoriting all maninthebox episodes :P

[Mantook]

you are fucking stupid.

[zalom1modur]

I mean till now I favorited nearly all of them because they're genius.

I should have said:

"I think I favorited nearly all maninthebox episodes.

[Mantook]

You forgot to close your quotation. Be careful with your grammar when commenting on someone's video. Thank you very much.

[zalom1modur]

yeah, thanks for the tip :)

[dropapebble]

Wow. You were really polite about that condescending comment...I mean, I treasure using correct English language (do not get me started on what IMing and SMS has done to it; I still make sure to write it all out), but I'm almost 99.9% sure it was a typo, and said advice is extremely obvious. And seriously...what harm is a missing quotation going to make? Maybe this is ajoke between you two...otherwise...I applaud your sheer civility and graciousness ESPECIALLY on the 'net.

[zalom1modur]

Thank you!

I think it's very important to write it all out and to be polite on the internet. It was not a joke between us.

[plasticvideo]

You need to capitalize the first word at the beginning of a sentence.

:D

[shaugh17]

lol Ohio weather. It's so true.

[Shmebber]

Actually, I think that if it was raining titties and beer, someone would talk about it.

[robinHawtie]

i agree.

[lolcatmoomoo]

me 2 xD

[vonzingyouth]

do what i do put your hands on your face while shaking in frustration followed by just staring at the person talking like your going to kill them slowly and painfully with a spoon

[64755683]

supposed to warm up this weekend tho

[zrehlers]

Best death stare ever.

[RunGord]

Props!

[troyalldis]

"It's supposed to warm up this weekend though" HAHAHAHAH Mark didn't hear a word. If looks could kill....Gregs face right after that.

[991FLEA]

LAMO! That was great, I wish I could be as outspoken as Greg!

[redhedbedhed]

sit down, shut up, look straight ahead, and wait to die

[protopunx]

such an inspiring speech!

[tarantyeno]

yay ohio

[damnxthatsxhotxxx]

Shut up, sit down, and wait to die!

[Boogawes]

"...or [breasts] and beer"...hahahahaha.

[Jilad49]

are you serious? You needed to censor yourself?

[Javitee]

titties

[xTheGreatOnexbcd]

its like everyone else in the office is retarded

[princesszza]

lol

*wait to die!*

LOL

[SPEWfreeSnog]

mark is soo funny!

[lordblazer]

Ohio sucks.

[JazyGirl26]

i'm from Ohio, (i live in ohio) its not that bad, but the weather is very spontanious!

Go bucks!

[porcupine73]

oh man that was too funny and so much like work in an office! I loved the end after Greg's diatribe...with complete deadpan... "it's supposed to warm up this weekend though" I couldn't stop laughing!

[peskin55]

omg that is the funniest shit

[3upfront]

THIS NEVER GETS OLD... classic.

[samus323]

wait to die, lol

[martinautours]

lol where I come from we eat peoples eyes out with hot knives who talk about weather in missouri or GA, lol and use lol all the time.

f'ing christ, are you people for real?!? I'm starting to wonder if some people find this funny because they see themselves in the pathetic dead ended characters who aren't even smart enough to see the futility of their existence.

[scolo66]

martinautours

YOU ARE AN IDIOT.

[kaybear27]

lol in missouri people always tell me that "if you dont like the weather, just wait a minute" lol. I hated it, thats why i moved to GA

[lordblazer]

I'm in Oklahoma.. It's the same way. One day it's snowing and the next day during the winter it's 85 degrees outside. During the summer it's usually 115 degrees outside. The weather sucks, but I don't mind it.

[hihihippl]

WHAT DID THE VIDEO JUST SAY!! =)

[idanceballet2day]

I live in Ohio too! (sooooo true about the 5 minutes thing)

[MrPacmanJr68]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! "its supposed to warm up this weekend though"

[KatarinMBRayne]

That look at the end XDD

[jickeyjickey]

WORD!!! I HATE weather talk!!

[MazerSien]

hey!! thats what they say about Kansas weather, not ohio. And it was Mark Twain who said it. btw that vid was hillarious!

[puhflum27]

I know!!!!!!!!!

If you can turn on the heat then the AC and back again in the same day, you live in kansas

[cyn1919]

ROTFL hahahah

[martin0luther0wanabe]

he's like the energizer bunny. he just keep going and going and going......

[MissBubbelGumS]

duracel

[hypnosishobbit]

noooooo, energizer

[nashnwo0]

no pray without pizza, no talk about weather and no talk about the vending machine hahaha

[ricksea888]

I want him!

[FowlEmFour]

Are we? Are we going on a swim party?

[GAZPALeeKADooZLEWIF]

look straight ahead and wait to die

[regularguy5mb]

Someone stab that idiot in the heart with a pencil.

Greg, you are my idol!

[3upfront]

What the heck's a moratorium?

[hjalti50]

it cannot be done. like there is a mortarium on hunting pandas

[crossoth2]

1:

a: A legally authorized period of delay in the performance of a legal obligation or the payment of a debt

b: a waiting period set by an authority

2: a suspension of activity

[sylraeh]

w00t! death glare!

[BooyahFilms]

Face it, The Word Of The Year Killed W00t

(i know you add it before T.W.O.Y)

[RedAH84]

he said "titties" ;)

[garymgarino]

Great monologue!

[flaconyc1]

funny

[jattee11]

WHAT A FUNNY BOSS!

[boffons]

a tripod would have made it really professional

[stationboy70]

No way! I love that shaky camera stuff. It adds a touch of realism and keeps the energy up. Tripods have their place, but I think it would slow these down. Keep it up!

[KennTollens]

Yeahh hahaha

[caring4apathy]

rofl 1 of my favourites

[ForcheAlex]

true bout ohio

TOLEDOOO

[newjerseydevilfan30]

omg <3 Just shut up, look straight ahead and WAIT TO DIE! ahahaha