Jeff Foxworthys 12 days of Christmas

[crazyface554]

lol this is a just a stereotype, but funny as hell

[poetx64]

I can't believe these backward, ignorant, illiterate, stupid, beer breath, urine soaked Confederate flag waving, bar hopping, WalMart shopping, pickup truck driving, shit smelling, raccoon eating retards are currently living like this, in the greatest country on Earth in the 21st century. They live FAR WORSE than 3rd world citizens.

[Angelus1182]

get a F**King life you piss head. it just a video. they don't live like that.

[poetx64]

Of course these white trash, lowlife, backwoods, Confederate flag waving, WalMart hopping retards exist. You're pretty damn ignorant if you believe otherwise. Jeff Foxworthy made his career calling these lowlifes out. They are so stupid, that they are willing to pass up going to the local bar, to buy a ticket to one of his shows, so they can sit for 2 hours to listen to him make fun of them. How pathetic is that?

[renegadeguardian]

Alright, now that's enough. It's this kind of bigotry that fuels racism and shit. So just stop the hating and let people live how they damn well please. Not like they're hurting anything. And I say it's a hell of a deal to see one of Foxworthy's shows. A man willing to make fun of himself deserves a medal.

[poetx64]

I dont disagree with your statement, renegade, but when these white trash, ignorant, inbreeding retards have the audacity to point a judgmental finger at other races and call them derogatory slurs, and yet live WORSE than maggots, then that is a problem. These lowlifes are pathetic.

[rebecca01076r]

yeah thats my christmas

[REBEL2250]

some parts to a mustang gt! lol

[93CountryGirl93]

ha thats pretty much how it goes around here

[amberliutan]

hahaha this is very funny

[CookandJohnsGirl]

OMG!!! this is soooo funny!!!!!

[brittnicole1995]

i luv this song

[SilverDollarCityGirl]

i know this version better then the real one! i know, my redneck is showing...

[ycsdramaqueen]

"whoooo somebody dun been tah the walmart!!"

my fav part is "12 pack of bud"-*send to mama* and "8 table dancers" the elf is dancing too lol

[Knucklesgirl12]

Luv this song

[zeldafan090]

lol 1:47 on the spam it says scam

[babygurl20007]

Could someone please post the lyrics? thanks

[lololuva694]

lol...luv it!!! i hav this on my fone

[lostbda]

This was hilarious! this is my theme song 4 christmas of 09!

[nickadkins777]

nice :}

[trav10853]

haahah what wins

[RuneSkilter]

jeff foxworthy hostscountry fried chciken on CMT

[SilverDollarCityGirl]

thats bill engval that does that!

[GAAXHINA4EVA]

that sings d song nooooo dats Jeff Foxworthy

[rebecca01076r]

all me and my family

not 2 mechine my friend spring

[luckyflower1]

Whats Redman!?!?!

[waddafxupwidat]

a type of chewin tobacco

[rickyis911]

epic funny

[awesomesk8er12]

this is normal xmas @ my house

[Cake342]

LOL!

[DUBSu2be]

4 big mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin dogs and some parts to a mustang gt

[xoblondexohottiexo21]

this def. makes my christmas!

[JBME]

HiLaRiOuS ! Where's Jeff Foxworthy from ? Does he have a Regular Show on TV ? Which channel ?

[dawgzrock21]

I like 0:25 to 0:28

idk, i just like how he sounds and everything

[AxTheRockFreak]

damn that is SOOO catchy XD I get it stuck in my head very easily and alot XD

[smokes2468]

Yeah those are the kind of Christmas gifts at my house.

[KI11ERMUSHROOM]

ya gotta love Jeff hes the only comic who can be funny and clean. Larry has hit rock bottom all of his jokes have to be dirty thats the lowest you go in comedy

[sk8erpunk185]

redneck christmas hell yeah

[candace1994]

best 12 days of christmas rednecks the only way to go! thats for damn sure.

~CANDACE~

[50djb]

Love this!

[loveskuls11223344]

funny

[ajlovescw]

merry redneck christmas all!!!

[chrisnasty1988]

hell yea best fucking gifts you can ever get

[loveskuls11223344]

:D lol

[8TeamEdward8]

lol

[rebelstang]

MERRY CHRISTMAS! HAPPY HUNNUKKA!

[lepimpchimp]

lol

[RhymeIsCrazy]

pwnage xD

[hockey0899]

ya i prefer copenhagen over redman because its less strong

[mrgregl63]

redman is way stronger than copenhagen

[Mellissande]

actually it says tin of Copenhagen if you listen to it

[hooverskins]

copenhagen is the strongest chewin tobbaco out there

[Kingmetalheart]

Rotflmao!

Jeff runs out of breath at one point on the six cans of spam!

[alittlecockyfan]

12 pack of bud 11 wrestlin tickets 10 compenhagen 9 years probation 8 table dancers 7 packs of red man 6 cans of spam 5 flanel shirts 4 big mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 hunten dogs and some parts to a mustang gt

[mkkkproductions]

wow. only a redneck family would know wat all those were XD i feel so proud!

[RJM1011]

GOOD Christmas song im off to wal-mart now bye!

[BUMMY45]

copenhagen not bad but rather have me some skoal

[Sameoldjo]

whats compen haygen?

[Bear626B]

LOL your kiddin right?

[Mikadia]

tobacco. I never knew what it was either until I worked as a cashier at wal-mart and had to work the smoke station.

[danielduncan24]

hah dumbass go to the wallmart and ask em [hes a damn yankee]

[killbob011]

12 pac of bud 11 rastlen tickets 10 compen haygen 9 years probation 8 table dancers 7 packs of red man 6 cans of spam 5 fanel shirts 4 bigmout tiers 3 shotgun shells 2 hunten dogs and some parts to a mustang gt

[Alabamaboy2011]

12 pack of bud

11 rastlin tickets

10 copenhagen (NOT "compen haygen"??? what is that?)

9 years provation

5 fLanel shirts ( NOT fanel?)

4 bigmud tires(NOT bigmount tiers.. wtf is that?!)

dont try to be a redneck if you dont know enough about us to understand words as simple as that... YANKEE

[omygoditsjr]

copenhagen is chewing tobacco

[BUMMY45]

i no, i only chew skoal

[bongoboyj]

very awesome. i knew this song when i was little!

[Maddierox245]

Wow,,

Weird

[741AXB]

LOL nice!!

[theawesomness101]

id like the 12 cans of bud

[PheonixBros]

uh Rednecks are everywhere

take the following users for exampe

Me

NpaSasuke

Southerneagle316

all are even on youtube lol

we arent dumb we just have a different view on fun

[Jon13bur]

lol

[SluggoNick]

i love this song but what was with the end did i miss something

[RabidWolverine982]

they used a air freshener instead of the mistletoe.

I love this song! My favorite version of 12 Days Of Christmas.

[WildWomen88]

this song is so funny that it is true.

[kingbill00]

my bad 2:04

[kingbill00]

LOL 2:08

[rickpj92]

i'd take the cope and redman...great song!!!

[MissyHolland]

That bit about the mother in jail is funny, because four days ago Sarah Palin's daughter's mother-in-law was arrested on a drug charge!

Some stereotypes become stereotypes because . . .

[chefgiovanni]

Take it from a Northern - Southerner,

its not like this in omst the South. Rednecks are everywhere !

[LilRhode]

What is so funny? Isn't that how it is in the South?

[nickdanger12345]

are you expecting a serious answer? or are you just trying to be stereotypical?

[DramaPrincezz013]

Wow. I just want to slap you upside the head so bad right now. Do you honestly think that you airhead?

[ericsummey95]

The South isn't like that, he's trying to be funny! I happen to live in Tennessee, and theres nothing- I mean- dey ain't nutin wrong with us here Southerners. Us here Southerners make fun of ya'll Yankees up yonder ya know! You ain't got no sense in your brain!

[joshey2013]

HI!lariouse

[CliffsMaster]

It aint Christmas unless this is playing

[orange3296]

sadly this is mi christmas

[juggalo4lifeAnDeath]

5 FLANNAL SHIRTS

[hhhandsmhfan]

11 wrestlin tickets perfect :)

[TaureEdhel]

Don't you mean 11 rasslin tickets? lol

[TekuFX]

Hell Yea! Uber funny

[tomacalin86]

LMAO =)))))))

[Pinchysandcrab]

Hilarious! Thanks Sherry for share!

[BlueJeanAngelsShow]

i love this song. i made my teacher play it durin our christmas party today.

--ellie mae

[ycsdramaqueen]

oh thats where they got it!!! Okay so i was watching the blue comedy tour rides again, and the guy's wives sent in pics of them, and i saw him as the little elf guy and didnt no what it was from!!

[CDTbossy]

I'll take the mustang GT parts and the car keys please? LOL, funny song

[shredtastic1]

how come they don't ever show the tires?

[nickskate55]

it shows the tires like 4 times,tsl boggers

[RunescapeH]

lol.. they do!.. 1:52 :)

[Thetainted0]

Hey uh, are you Big Porn tom from myspace mafia wars?

[bigtom9000]

no im not sorry

[zzhutt]

that is so stupid

[prettylady673]

Umm, did they just kiss underneath a green car freshener??

[ProudArmyWife2008]

LMAO 12 Pack of Bud 11 wrestling tickets 10 of copenhagen 9 years probation 8 table dancers 7 packs of redman 6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 hunting dogs and some parts to a mustang gt

[ericsummey95]

don't you mean 11 wrasslin tickets?

[southparkgirl101]

wrestling

lol

happyholidays

[minjker]

LOL

[Nickcoch94]

ha gave one of each of those things to my family last year

[fobfanwhooutesfan11]

big "MUD" tires

[nickadkins777]

12 Pack of Bud 11 wrestling tickets 10 of copenhagen 9 years probation 8 table dancers 7 packs of redman 6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts 4 big my tires 3 shotgun shells 2 hunting dogs and some parts to a mustang gt

[19robinhood]

4 big mike tires

its the brand

[nickskate55]

actually its not the brand at all,cause those tires are tsl boggers,not "big mike"

[bassbuggy101]

its mud tires man

[chucri19]

Is that Jim Carrey there?

[collectivesoulchick]

12 Pack of Bud 11 wrestling tickets 10 of copenhagen 9 years probation 8 table dancers 7 packs of redman 6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts 4 big my tires 3 shotgun shells 2 hunting dogs and some parts to a mustang gt

[rhondaweghorn]

4 big "mud" tires!

[SilverDollarCityGirl]

my holiday theme song!

[micagirl101]

this is my favorite song!!!

[darthroach12]

the funny ones are 11 wrestling tickets,3 shotgun shells and some parts to a Mustang GT funny LOL those are reallyh funny and 2 hunting dogs those are funny

[SomebodysWatchnYou]

LMAO ROFL ..nine years probation...omg too damn funny!!

[Izzy6543]

lol

[kll510]

LOL sounds like my friend's family. They are all rednecks.

[089456a]

this sonds like my uncles

[XMXDeWaltXMX]

fukin funny!!

[chickygirl34]

i always love this song every year when they played it

[FANTACHICKLA]

HAHAHAHAH!~

[ilovealvin99]

lmao awesome and its funny he left beer and pickels 4 santa!!

[kingofrunescapepking]

not pickles, pickled eggs!

[crazyoneone]

oh my god, this reminds me of when I moved into where I am now, there was 3 shotgun shells on the computer I was using.

[xsneedbly]

the GAC letters at the bottom corner look soooooo old

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[river3782]

I got the same! LMAO

[celibiEX]

I just notice, that jeff elf was in the blue collar comedy: embarassing photos. It's when bill says" please help me captain hook!" XD

[TheaterGeek2007]

Do mine eyes decieve me, or was that Jim Carrey?

[rockstar15MK]

omg i thought the same thing, but it does look like him, ya never know

[bigmackburger]

whoo sombody done been to the wal-mart!

[mcrmy9088]

this sounds like something my step dad might do hes a huge hick (you know the ones that never leave the house without cow boy boots and bib overalls) i hate FARMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xxjrd2000x]

11 wrestling tickets...must been a deal...

[xxjrd2000x]

yessss!

[maxguzzo]

lol cool!! thx for sharing!! *****

[thfyfy]

awesome

[KingSeanlll]

Well done Jeff. :D

[kardzfn21]

I LOVE this song it was almost the Christmas-theme song around Christmas at more former job. I left my job to go back to school but who knows I might just drop in right before Christmas & see if anyone wants to sing it. I'm sure there are plenty who do.

[blac9655]

who's been to the walmart?

[Bassfooler]

Funny stuff *****

[JoeJonasbabygirl0001]

"Woooh!, sumbudy done been to the walmart!" HAHAHA

[coolgirl2930]

cool smiles

[cripman91896]

cool

[no1pictures1please]

its sad that when i open the gifts of christmas, that rufly will be close

[Belle0010]

In response to "hssenior",

I wonder how many people have burped the entire chorus of "Jingle Bells"

[Houshibouki]

It's been done, dude. It's been done.

[broncose1]

Now this is really funny. What's even more funny I was going to send it to you,J.T.LOL

Thanks to the poster.5*****s Shirley

[hssenior]

thats funny when jeff says or if you can burp the entire chourus of jinle bells

[BarryManilowFan4eva]

<<REDNECK!

lol

Love this song.

A Classic x-mas song!

[EmoFoxChibi]

I'm a redneck woman, and im proud... I love this song, and it bugs me cuz i sonetimes mumble it to myself at school and i forget teh words XD

[utsnipergod]

i didn't know rednecks were emo to....

[EmoFoxChibi]

no....I just have this screenname...good god >>;

[millicentaustin]

this mt fav. christmas song ! only christmas song i know all the words to. this looks like the chritmas on my dads side the family.lol

[jtm101583]

Thanks to Jeff & all the years I've been listening to him, I don't even try to remember the original version anymore! I just remmber the "partridge in a pair tree" part & that's it!

[richmcl]

in the Marine Corps they gave us 12 firewatches, 11 general orders, 10 rounds of ammo, 9 miles humping, 8 ways of thrashing, 7 exercises, 6 CC classes, 5 days of mess, 4 sets of cammies, 3 drill instructors, pairs of boots and a haircut that wasn't worth a fcuk.

[no1pictures1please]

XDD

[realneji4]

This is so funny

[goddesofthenight]

i love this song

[HTownCountryFan]

Me too. Whenever they play the real Twelve days of Christmas, I sing Foxworthy's version!

[PhoenixBakura44]

Look! It's Fruity!

[bartvsbillgates]

and some parts to a mutang gt!!!!!!!!!!

9 years probation

[countryflyboy]

that looked like a documentery of my family this time of year

[millicentaustin]

hah mine to

[RevFlowerjoy]

This sounds like the typical Red Neck Stuff for Christmas comes In, Love Jeff Foxworthy and the gang from Blue Collar Tv

[Tigger228]

haha my class is preforming this for our christmas concert!

[hottubmolly]

kudos

[flutey28]

lol

[pro1at1everything]

my last name is what some parts to a mustang gt is supposed ot be@ PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TRREEEE!1

[hotncold5]

love this song

[cparkes92]

Look at the end. The couple is kissing under an air freshener.

[S10man93]

yeah because we're all blind and can't see that.

[souljaviiix]

12 pack of bud 11 wrestlin' tickets Tin a' copenhagen 9 years probation 8 table dancers 7 packs of redman 6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells 2 huntin dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT

[ravenquirk]

lol!

[PatronOnTheRocks]

lol i should sing this when i go careoling!

people whould look at me like "what the hell?" :D

[anee32]

lolz i love this but im no red neck lolz but i love this song!!!!!

[lilmisfirelady300]

ur so dumb u gotta make ur self feel better