How To Get A Geordie Accent

[petebmx90]

sounds nowt like geordie, more like yorkshire

[NeverMindMarshall]

the music sounds like it`s been taken from a dodgy porno.

[stefnufc]

He's got the last bit wrong, people from Sunderland say 'look' like 'loook' and people from Newcastle just say look.

[Bubbles1007h]

Love it

[JordanGordonNaish]

Day 23 in the Big Brother house hold! xD

[RawrItsHolly]

we do not say lOOk. more like 'luck' ??? get it right.

[Laurenkatieh]

look im from the north-east of england and trust me the whole of the north-east does NOT sound like that!

[xXWiLdFiNgXx]

Who do you keep looking at off camera?

[feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeby]

just watch geordie shore:-)

[StoneProductionsUK]

@feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeby geordie shore is fullof spackers nobody else talks like that

[xClipzHD]

We don't sound like that you baldy geek!

[May2k11]

Bloody hell. we dont sound like this at all

[flakelorenz02]

Not bad. I've lived in the north east for all my life and although I sound nothing like this There are a great many people who do. He got something wrong though. people from the Notrth East don't say today they say the day. Or at least my dad does and it drives me mad.

[YTRockss7]

@flakelorenz02 They also say 'the morra' instead of tomorrow lol

[flakelorenz02]

@YTRockss7 Yes, I hate that too. But I always pronounce I as eye, my as in meye and ing and as ing not in so I'm not a good example of how to speak northern like.

[brettjb33]

ok............is this not THE shiftiest guy you've ever seen?

[Th3Hamm3r]

I'm an actor, a voice coach and a Southern fairy.

[Alieaz]

Wow that Daniel Hannan is so talented..

[MrLo0lz]

Could you make a vid. about a dutch accent please!!

[JasmineRobynXD]

Well I'm sorry I live in the North East and I do not say doon for down I actually say down? We don't all sound like proper geordies you know..

[TheStumptube]

Reasonably good, but there are some mistakes. I know it's only a 'generalised' north-eastern accent but, in Newcastle people do not pronounce 'look' by saying 'luke' - that's a Sunderland thing. Also, generally in Newcastle, and most of Gateshead, the T isn't dropped in words like 'water'. So it doesn't become 'wa'ah' but rather, 'wattah'.

[naff2k7]

the 'duble o' thing doesn't really apply because when i say hook i do say it with a double o, but when i say look i say it as if i was saying 'luck'.

[eastcoastghost71]

hardwell in the background if you listen closely

[wyliefox100]

sounds nothing like a geordie

[grimsbyraver]

yh and Geordies dont lengthen the oo sound in hook and look. They do this in Sunderland and Coastal Durham but not in Tyneside/Newcastle. in fact the short oo is one way to distinguish a true Geordie from a Mackam (Sunderlander/Durhamite)

[kixnet]

The is over-Geordie.

[CheesieSmilesInc]

I love watching these videos of people trying the local dialect !!!

The funny thing is is that if you watched me videos u would think I'm a proper geordie, whereas were I live loadsa people think I talk posh.

PS. you mite wanna add the fact that 'I' is said as 'ah' and so is 'her' lol

[06johansenad]

This is a lot more exaggerated than most Geordies really sound. I live in North Tyneside and I speak completely different to this.

[fabianorochaoficial]

It cannot even be considered English, for Gosh's sake!

[YTRockss7]

I adore the accent but can somebody please help clarify this for me please, does Geordie mean Newcastle, South Tyneside, North Tyneside and Gateshead? Im not originally from the North East but I used to live in Jarrow (which is a part of South Tyneside) and all them areas speak with exactly the same accent. I know its basically the same area, and people who aren't from the North East just branch it down to the city of Newcastle, but within the Newcastle area, what do the locals see as Geordie?

[MattBazee]

Wey aye mate, are you for real? You've made us sound like complete idiots ha. If i sounded like that i'd get rid of my voice box haha

[MissIrishBelle]

I just clicked on this because i wanted to see if he did it right. I am from Newcastle so i am fluent in it.

[bumblebeelovinwaspxX]

stop doing the uhoh thing sound like a teletubbie and you look lyk u pervering on some women wen you talk, you look well impressed with yourself wen a word comes out your mouth :@

[d1avehughes]

That wasn't bad, until right at the end. "Look" does not sound anything like that. You were a bit Boro in there as well.

Paint ah la-ga (la- as in do re me fa so la) and (ga- as in the first part of gas). If you say that in your southern toff accent, it becomes pint of lager in proppa Geordie.

[j0rdyb0y62]

all of his videos ther is someone complaining , qute understandable really

[Happyization2]

so u mean a Yorkshire accent...

GO ENGLAND SPECIFICALLY NORTH OF SPECIFICALLY HARROGATE DISTRICT SPECIFICALLY

hell i'm not gonna give u guys my adress or the actual city i live in :D

[lovingsingleton]

@ZinqMe

Alright, alright, alright. Teach me, a American, a Geordie accent.

[ZinqMe]

Haha WTF I Will Teach You Real Geordie:)

[MrNorthernstar]

there is no general north eastern accent! It varies greatly across the region.

He's right about a lot of the words pronounced except doon and toon, I don't know anyone who uses those words. Sometimes Geordies exaggerate their accents.

[tapefilms]

@MrNorthernstar your a daft cunt

[atomicsnowflake]

Ha, ha it's like something from a Catherine Cookson novel! We don't speak like that anymore!

[1AGMproductions]

the person who gav u directions was having an epileptic fit

[xtacy999]

is this a joke? lol I think this lad is just takin the piss - even his own accent sounds fake - haha

[Th3Hamm3r]

I'm a Geordie and this is canny bad. Never heard anyone who's not from here actually do it well. It's like a patois all of its own :p

[lucyridley96]

He looks very nervous

[funnystuffx]

if you want to see a decent geordie accent video, search BobbyHyattVideos and click 'for yoshi'

[funnystuffx]

omg im a geordie. this isnt how we sound or talk. he sounds like a mackem.

[Summersgotstyle]

This makes me uncomfortable. Mainly because we do not all sound like that, but also you can't just generalise a 'Northern' accent like this. Hell, accents change from town to town up here. Oh, and your body language also makes me uncomfortable, you look really on edge and shifty.

[olliehateshumanity]

@Summersgotstyle for god sake, he clearly says he's doing a general geordie accent. of course there's going to be exceptions he can't do every single town

[lunaraquaify]

@Summersgotstyle

That's understandable. He's doing a broadened version of the accent, not implying that ALL people from this region speak this way. For example, in New Orleans, in the US, there are a BUTTLOAD of different accents in just that one specific area. You can't really put a specific lable on a certain area, so he's just doing a general specific accent. :-)

[Morrowind09]

@Summersgotstyle Aye, Anah what you mean, Like. (Is a Geordie IRL)

[shaolinwisdom]

@Summersgotstyle His tiny eyes too.

[discocreator76]

I'm from Newcastle, his accent is miles away, sounds more like a Mackem than a Geordie...

[Cheerio271]

You look like the annoying orange.

[nerdettes2010]

im in creases and im from newcastle :') what a tool.

[giariotkid]

You fidget a lot

[RabRabNZ]

somehow my wanker radar has gone off the scale upon watching this video

[toonarmy4ever1021]

i like how his voice gets deeper when he says geordie words haha

[jonnyjap]

Not bad, pleased you said it was a general north east accent you were doing as some of it was drifting between Northumbrian , Geordie and Makem, all of which are quite specific in themselves. I enjoyed watching (I'm Northumbrian)

[presenceispretty]

Seen as though i'm a Geordie, i can tell straight away whether someone is from Newcastle, Sunderland, Middlesbrough etc. You sound more like a Mackam, they say "who-k" whereas geordies say "hoo(oo)k". Loads of people who try to do a Geordie accent always end up talking like a Mackam...

[trevskiw2008]

Hey, Everything was super apart from we say Hook, H-oo-K not H -oo-w-k and we pronounce Look just like anyone would L-u-K. not L-oo-k. thanks!

[RainbowSnow101]

"a went duwn the l'yun tudi"

[1789Bastille]

i like the vids, we woud learn more if you would speak in one accen through the whole video mayve

[justtinbiekhr]

im a geordie and we dont usually use that many slang words in one sentence ahaha its turning into a tounge twister 

[RobbieWheeler2]

@justtinbiekhr trust me, i no people who do and im from newcastle

[yeailikeu]

@justtinbiekhr hey dear friend, can you tell me where do exactly geordie people are from?

[MsLoolaloo]

@yeailikeu LOL newcastle :L

[yeailikeu]

@MsLoolaloo Oh I find it so lovely, thank you MsLoolaloo! And are u from Newcastle?

:p

[Fazxx13]

This dude just mkez me laugh

[mellybob13]

fail..

[MaxwellBergen]

I wish you did a Canadian accent!!!

[anonymousificatiable]

watch geordie shore

[spacednation]

A lot of it you're right but the hook and look is more middlesbrough than anything else

[454ffv]

cheryl cole

[leona6677]

Gann reet roound thee roondeebouut, lol im from sunderland. Eeee ur accents aree mint!! x <3

[NomadicJon]

Ghastly.

[rabit698]

the only bit right is gan reet round the roondabout :P

[rabit698]

hey m8 this is not how we speak

[tmHxFPS]

or just listen to defwide wot lyk ahahaha

[Sync00ooh]

@tmHxFPS no way man

[charliethelyrickitty]

i live right next to newcastle and i dont speak like that t ALL you crazy fooool

[thebootyliciouslove]

Lol I love his awkward glances

[squirell1952]

why is is impossible to know what a lower class person says?

do they want to stay that way forever?

if so, why?

the most illiterate speech inthe State of England comes from Essex and London lower class people, uneducated, thick, ignorant. yet they laugh AT other cultures. As for the way people in the back streetsof Liverpool, they make cilla black sound posh. brummies sound okay,plus yorkshire.as for the rest of the anglocelt isles ... oh, God!!

[sekis9]

why would anyone want to take up this accent? For theatrical purposes maybe?

[HeartEmmie]

Your normal voice sounds like a weatherman's.. particularly when you say "that should cover most of the area" :P

[Tracker4063]

the easiest accent i would say is the indian accent cos even if there is more than one thing they still say it as if there is only one, e.g. Would you like an egg, Would you like egg

[247bullitt]

This helped me when i impersonated Brian Johnson :)

[etonroad]

/watch?v=btUz-bHHVyI

[ComfortablyNumbCo]

"How man, woman man" also makes perfect sense to us....canny job marra :)

[xgymnasticsxcrazyx]

when he said words ending in 'er' i was just waiting for waaataa for water

just like to point out most people in newcastle dont actually speak like that!

[xgymnasticsxcrazyx]

it was obviously a charver that directed him in his car -_-



[2009Spinny]

hahaha am from the northeast and in fuckin stitches, how do a end up on this shit ?

[PopzAliceCullen17]

I could guess how he was going to say them before he did. Most of my family is from Newcastle and they sound rather like this :P

[heavymetal999]

I don't actually watch these videos to learn how to speak the accents, just to see how brilliant he is at all of them.

[makemeup64]

this man is hilarious.

[TagRation]

what's a geordie?

[wolfchicgalpal]

you're using a very specific Ashington accent here buddy.

i've lived in Ashington near Newcastle since i was five and i have less of an accent to what you're imitating.

fair attempt though considering our accent is too varied from place to place to specifically pinpoint and is one of the most complex to imitate

[jonnyftm92]

in other words this video is all about how to speak like an absolute thick cunt!

[Jonaldinho180]

I'm from Newcastle, and I sound nout like this...

[lenalena111]

I love the Geordie accent because of Ant & Dec <3

[wolfchicgalpal]

@lenalena111 stereotype :p they have a more london accent

[lenalena111]

@wolfchicgalpal really?? i think ant's accent especially sounds a lot like this geordie accent. maybe just because i dont have an ear for british accents

[maddie2k11]

Im from that way and we don't sound like this

[BlackTeddies]

Are you jamaican MOON?

[AshleyJosephine1234]

I cant understand this accent AT ALL. XD

[BenjoJames]

We do NOT say pronounce the word look 'luke'

[Joe2142]

i'm from newcastle and this is so cringey, he cant do the accent at all

[BenjoJames]

@Joe2142 Ana man

[CzechAvailabilitie]

@Joe2142

A group of British soldiers were marching through enemy territory during the Zulu wars when they started hearing a steady beat in the distance. They stop and the commander says "Listen!....they got war drums" and the Geordie soldiers says "Thievin' bastads!"

[CzechAvailabilitie]

@Joe2142

A woman walks into a hairdressers and says "I'd like a perm, please." and the Geordie hairdresser says "uhh roses are red..."

[Epic501]

Picture ends in re not er, just saying

[kinghilly234]

ARR, AYE WHEY ARE MAN PAL. WELL ME AND ALL ME MATES THREW YI BROON ALE BOTTLES UP IN THE AIR WHEN WE HEARD THE NEWS, HAWAY KING KEV!

[kicikici5]

love this ..and how he speak,its help me,thank you

[CV666new]

Is hard to understand Geordie accent.

[RecliningWhale]

If somebody who spoke like this tried to speak with me I would be unable to understand anything they were saying.

[blahmehblah1]

@RecliningWhale Dont go to Geordie Land then

[RecliningWhale]

@blahmehblah1 Thanks for the wonderful advice.

[blahmehblah1]

@RecliningWhale You're very welcome yank

[RecliningWhale]

@blahmehblah1 What exactly is a "Yank"? Does it pertain to colour, race, ethnicity?

[blahmehblah1]

@RecliningWhale A Yank is what we Brit, and every other person outide America, call an American

[Kkyyrruu]

You are the master of accents holy crap XD

[xshazzSDx]

dont even know why am watching this am from newcastle dont need any help just wanted to see what he was like pmsl x

[lamylala6]

@xshazzSDx i no ur soo right! im from newcastle too and me friend told is to watch this cos it was so funny.

[xshazzSDx]

@lamylala6 ianaa lmao same here.. its funny hearing other people try to speek our accent...they just fail ...but he was canny good tbh..

[lamylala6]

@xshazzSDx ayye it was like 1 of the best 'geordie accents' that have been attempted but i still think he could of improved... no offence to him or owt! lol ;)

[xshazzSDx]

@lamylala6 lmao :')

[zara96100]

Aye aye ;) LOL, sound like a fucking retard when i try it out -.-

[nijichama]

Why does that sound Finnish/Norwegian to me?

[TheCrabPope]

@nijichama I've noticed this as well, I think it's because the area around Newcastle was under viking influence/rule for a very long time.

[HeelofAchilles]

@nijichama dunno Vikings mebbe?

[TheSasiLP]

I love the Geordie accent because of Cheryl Cole ♥

[xDizziGamerz]

Michael McIntyre - ALL GEORDIE VOWELS ARE THE SAME - old mcdonald has a farm ( aiy aiy aiy aiy aiy) xD

[xxxxxLittleMiss]

YAY! This was one day after my birthday ! :D

[PhoenixDjinni96]

Hello Mr,Jameson, even though i have only seen one of your videos, this one being the 1st, i admire your voice changing techniques!! Also, i wanted to ask something, my girlfriend lives in Newcastle Upon Tyne and i met her on Facebook, she tells me that her voice sounds ''like a boy'' sometimes, could you please tell me. Is male geordie accent possible on female Newcastle habbitants? Or is it possible that her voice actually could sound male?

[perfacetus]

@PhoenixDjinni96

As long as they don't have an Adam's apple (or pronounced brow), you probably don't need to worry too much.

[PhoenixDjinni96]

@perfacetus i worry alot about meeting her

[perfacetus]

@PhoenixDjinni96

Well I'm not here to dispense advice. But if you're under 18, just don't bother, that would be seriously daft. If you're over 18 stick to busy public places/take a friend/meet in a group of your friends and make sure everyone knows where you've gone and with whom.

Anyone who says they can sound like a boy... lets just say alarm bells should be ringing in your head.

[PhoenixDjinni96]

@perfacetus im underage and i have seen a pictures of her and i know shes a girl, its just that iam a bottle fiiled with worries, always been always had

[perfacetus]

@PhoenixDjinni96

Pictures? Dude, people can get photos from anywhere! That worry in your head is probably a good thing!

[PhoenixDjinni96]

@perfacetus why does everyone think she is a man or a predator or both... i trust her!

[MaggieACharva]

@PhoenixDjinni96 I've got a broad Geordie accent with being from the West End of Newcastle & me da being broard Geordie too like, whilst i don't think i sound like a bloke when i have a heavy cold a notice me voice sounds a biy deeper so maybe that's what your lass means. I have also been mistaken for being Scottish quite a few times too, even though all my family from Newcastle though!!!

[ZzDarKnessHDx]

@PhoenixDjinni96 dont worry mate, i know ya posted this ages ago but everyone sounds like a man round ere..most of them look like men anall!

[0pteryx]

Say "beer can" in a british accent.

Now say "bacon" in a jamaican accent.

[Saphireblue261]

im a geordie. and why do u say lane as leeyin. its just lane. o_o

[johyle]

Is the difference between the two pronunciations of picture in the end of the word or what?

[MrJIMBOISAWESOME]

your too good at accents all i can do is British german and indian :(

[kakisse79]

@MrJIMBOISAWESOME - But your spelling is rubbish...

[MrJIMBOISAWESOME]

@kakisse79 not really i found that quite accurate althought the "too" was ment to be a "to" but a typo so go bugger someone else

[MrJIMBOISAWESOME]

@kakisse79 jeez another typeo dam lol

[kakisse79]

@MrJIMBOISAWESOME I wouldn't call that a typo - I call it ignorance.

"hello im quite crazy if u try get bitchy with me you will be serverly fucked in the butt by my comments"

Severely* for a start.

And no, your mistake was not "too" instead of "to", but "your" and "you're". "You're too good at accents" is correct. Meanwhile, "ment" is written "meant". Now go back and try pass your GCSEs.

Now impatiently waiting to be "f*cked in the butt" by your sharp and witty comments.

[MrJIMBOISAWESOME]

@kakisse79 wow i'm guessing you have no friends as you like to go on the internet and try and stalk people for bad grammar well done want a fuckling badge for being a loner you tosser just fuck and get a life you twat

[kakisse79]

@MrJIMBOISAWESOME Totally. Your comment was not intelligent nor witty, but you did make me laugh.

By the way, learn what 'stalking' means. Responding to a comment on Youtube is in no way stalking.

[MrJIMBOISAWESOME]

@kakisse79 your staliking for grammar comments perv now get a life insted of having one on the computer i find this funny if we were face to face then i bet you wouldn't say shit fucking dickhead

[kakisse79]

@MrJIMBOISAWESOME A perv? You are the one swearing at me in such a vulgar way. For your information, I am English and therefore I am hard headed and I will stick up for myself, and I don't have a problem with telling people what I think of them.

[MrJIMBOISAWESOME]

@kakisse79 well done i'm also english and as you can tell i'm hard headed to i think your a complete troll starting a fight over the internet you disgust me and i think you are a twat GOOD DAY MADDAM!

[lorenzothomsen]

When you're speaking, you often gesture your hands as if you're hesitating whether or not to Kamehameha everyone.

[ExtraCrunchy2k10]

You Are Fair Annoying To Watch,JUST STAY STILL WHEN YOUR DOING THE ACCENT!

[LoveForMusic97]

im a geordie and i agree we do not say hook like that :/

[johyle]

@LoveForMusic97 My Romeo who joined ACDC in 1980 says "luke" but it might be due to the fact that his mother is from Italy as far as I KNOW: LOVE BRIAN JOHNSON 

[van1296essa]

Lmao at how posh you sound and suddenly you switch on this really broad Geordie accent XD

[LovesxToxSing2010]

and in ym opinion georie's are from newcastle/gateshead area not the whole of tyne side that would make makams geordie : L and sandancers

[LovesxToxSing2010]

OMG dude you got t all wrong no one talkts like that haha muppet stereotypical

[drinkmycumful]

@LovesxToxSing2010 yeah they do its called goerdies u fat american twat

[LovesxToxSing2010]

@drinkmycumful That wuld be geordies :L not goerdies and im actually not american u thick muppet im a geordie myself so shut ya fucking cake hole man :L mug

[muzuable]

Cheryl Cole does a better job than you ;)

[iAMKANDiKID]

@muzuable Hmm, I wonder why... Oh yeah, she IS a Geordie -_-

[johyle]

@muzuable The best job ever is done by my Romeo Brian Johnson. Pretty Darth Vader:)

[pwincessamz4lyf]

@muzuable Cus it's her accent.

[pwincessamz4lyf]

@muzuable Cus it's her accent.

[TheFinisherMrC]

@muzuable probably cause she IS a Geordie :)

[mincepiesinger]

This is nothing like a Geordie accent.

[michiyoyoshiku]

@mincepiesinger

I think to do Geordie you also have to be really piss ass drunk