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  • SHUT UP BITCH. best part in the whole thing xD

  • i only came here to find out wat that dude in the audience said lol

  • As a Canadian, and, it's none of my business, BUT, glad to see Barack Obama be elected! I think most Canadians were. Even though, it was none of our business. We were like, WOW! They actually elected the right dude!

  • @ralphyization Canada's cool with me.

  • Hahaha yeah most Texans are like the nicest people

  • "aye yo nigga, bail this cotton" "Suck ma dick master, suck ma motherfuckin dick, thats right, i aint bailing a motherfucker" OMG HAHAHAHAH

  • God hes to funny

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  • WHY MOTHAFUCKA?! A BLACK MAN CANT HAVE A SUITCASE?!

    I've been loling at that for days now :D

  • This is so funny. I've watched this so many times and it gets funnier every time.

  • lmfao

    

  • Ya'll didn't know i was a ventriloquist too.

  • "What the fuck's wrong with THIS guy?"

  • I'm white and not from the USA. Who's Mr. Rob?

    (inb4 angry black people replying with caps lock turned on)

  • THEY DONT CALL NIGGAS ANYMORE ESP WHEN THERES NIGGAS AROUND SO I GUESS I WOULDNT KNOW LOLOLOL

  • 3:38 BEST PART

  • SUCK MY DICK MASTER ! LOL !!

  • @simptoes the man says "shut up bitch" but I don't know what the women says?

  • I WISH I WAS A SLAVE I WOULDA FUCKED SOMEBODY UP

  • Is it just me, or did his white guy voice at 58 sound like Steve Buscemi?

  • aye yo nigga, bail this coton!haaaaaaaahahahahaahaaaaa­a.Priceless !

  • LMFAO "DO MR ROB!" "SHUTUP BITCH!"

  • I WISH I WAS A SLAVE I WILL FUCK SOMEBODY UP

  • why'd the guy tell her to shut up? was that part of that mr.rob sketch?

  • @ivangrozny27 YES

  • hahahahha mother fukkkkkkk The suitecase killed me.... hahahaha

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  • DO MR ROB

    SHUT UP BITCH

  • @AfonsoLDM i seen this at least a million times,since it first came out, but me and friends could never figure out what was said to make him drop the mic and laugh. LMFAO

  • 7 people dont have a suitcase

  • damn this is some classic shit man

  • Lady says..."Do Mr Rob"...Guy yells..."Shut up Bitch"...Eddie drops the mic...lol...

  • got to be one of the funniest guys ever.

  • 7 people think a black man shouldn't have a suitcase

  • LMAO! Could not stop lol-ing at this XD

  • i was rollin!!!

    

  • hahahhahhahaha do mr. rob shut up bitch

  • there is a reason why i learned English !!!!

  • I've played the "shut up bitch!" over and over and over again XD

  • "Do Mr. Rob".........."SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!" Had my stomach hurting 4rm laughin so hard

  • A yo nigga bail that cotton

    "Suck my mutherfucken dick master"

  • Lol i bet the guy who told the bitch to shut up felt so good about himself.

  • for all you younger kids, telling Eddie to do Mr. Rob would be like telling Dave Chappelle to do Rick james

  • Shut up bitch

    Lol

    Haha

  • LMFAOOOOOOOOO DONT GO TO TEXAS

  • hahaha "do mr rob" Shut up "Bitch" classic

  • Us Midwesterners are used to winning!!! We're hard working people!!!

  • "he fuking won" lol

  • SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH......

  • he's good at immitating whites

  • I WISH I WAS A SLAVE I WOULD FUCK SOMBODY UP SHIT TELL ME TO BAIL SOM COTTEN SUCK MY DICK MASTER! HAHA!

  • From IMDB:

    Eddie Murphy: I'm winded, I'm out of breath... I'm sweatin' and shit.

    Female Crowd Member: Do Mr. Rob!

    Male Crowd Member: SHUT UP, BITCH!

    [Eddie and crowd bursts into huge laughter/applause]

    Eddie Murphy: Y'all didn't know I was a ventriloquist too!

  • @Kaazan She more than likely said "Mr. Robinson" and it probably was one of Eddie's guy's because Eddie was feeling himself and not doing a SNL skit. I saw an outtake of Eddie giving some audience member the business for shouting things at him during his show

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  • eddie rules

  • Why Eddie doesn't do stand up anymore is beyond me.

  • @SatansFloater Don't you remember? He turned into a donkey.

  • @SatansFloater I wonder the same thing.

  • YES THIS MY FUCKIN BAG! Y MUTHAFUCKA

  • @cspteja, Apparently on the film, when you put the subtitles up mate, the girl in the crowd actually says

    Girl - "Dude take it off"

    Guy - "Shut up bitch"

    just after eddies talking about how much hes sweating

  • @Actionjackson16 doesn't even sound like "Dude take it off"... what shit you smokin when you watched this?!

  • damn just imagine the embarrassment that bitch went through

  • "better not go to texas, they'll fuck you up"

  • one of the funniest men living and was on when SNL was great.

  • hilaious 

  • shut up beep

    

  • @TheEcalloway don't forget chris rock!

  • Y'all Didn't Know I Was A Ventriloquist Too LMAO!!

  • the fact taht he still said master after tellin the dude to suck his dick makes it all the better XD

  • good captions thanks

  • i just about died when that man yelled out"SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!! she slick deserved it for interrupting eddie"s act LOL

  • HA @ him running across the stage as Jesse Jackson. Fucking funny

  • Black man cant hav a suit case!!!!!!

  • ''he fucking won?'' :O.

  • Shame Eddie doesn't do standup anymore..

  • ...or real women

  • @DinosaursOnceRuled he probably would be that funny anyway

  • @ 3:50 he has a beautiful smile!

  • i laugh everytime i watch this

  • "Do Mr. Rob!!!!"

    "SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!"

    u will never see another moment like that in stand up nowadays. lmfao.

  • funny as....the only black comedian that can talk about racism n actually be funny...

  • oh i didnt know she said "do mr rob" i was watching the dvd and the subtitles said she said "dude take it off". but yeah, it sounds a bit more like do mr rob i guess lol.

  • WHY MUTHAFUCKA? A BLACK MAN CAN'T HAVE A SUITCASE?!

    Haha I'm laughing my ass off XD

  • @missstripedsocks thats my favourite bit hahaha.

  • You know you're cool when your fans deal with hecklers for you.

  • hahahahaha

  • YEAH THATS MY FUKN BAG! WHY MOTHERFUCKER, A BLACK MAN CANT HAVE A SUITCASE!?!?! Eddie murphey is a bloody legend man, best comedian ever!

  • Unbelievable he was only 22 at the time

  • lmfao!

  • SHUT UP BITCH!!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH stuff of a legend!!!

  • Holy crap. When you're not expecting the Mr. Rob bit....jesus, funniest thing ever.

  • Best heckle ever!

  • i love ittttt

  • man: is this your bag

    Eddie: YEAH IT'S MY FUCKIN' BAG!!

    WHY... A BLACK MAN CAN'T HAVE A SUITCASE.

  • that guy is a legend !!! shut up bitch

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He dropped the microphone like ha was hella done lOl!!!!!!!!

  • what the fuck is mr.rob?

  • a black man cant have a suitcase!?!

    fuckin hilarious, what a legend

  • Suck my dick master... suck my motherphukin dick...

  • Very few know how great he was as a young stand up, Delirious is some kickass humour

  • @ol0pl0x It's the blueprint for today's comedians... just as Pryor was for him.

  • Do Mr Rob.

    SHUT UP BITCH!!!

    freaking epic. that was awesome. and freaking eddie loved that shit. he had everyone stand up that was to freaking funny.

  • Lol loved it. Especially at the 0:59. "Take them of". "Shutup bitch". Lol Rofl lmao. U almost died of laughter.

  • @serialBLEACHexpert98 she said "do mister rob". not "take them off."

  • its just rly funny to eddie because he said prior in interviews for no one to ask him to do snl shit.lol

  • Obama

  • she is saying "do it in the raw" in response to his saying he was hot and sweaty

  • Seen this so many years ago, always thought she was saying "take it off" cuz he was saying he was all hot and sweaty. Must've been wishful thinking ;0

  • Who's Mr Rob?

  • @RedCancer from Mr. Robinson's neighborhood, look for it its hilarious! :)

  • "do mr.Rob"

    "SHUT UP BITCH!"

    LMAOOOO

  • Maaan i fell from the mf chair when i heard that xD

  • lmao

  • why motherfucker! a black man cant have a suitcase!

  • @eamon0008 Lol, I love the way he says that line.

  • @eamon0008 my cousin and i say that all the time hahahhaah "this yer bag??"

  • i think that "Do Mr Rob" scene was sorted out already before the show, because after that eddy continues on this track, check it out on the longer version...

    But its still cool though! :-)))))

  • so much crowd

  • 0:22 to 0:33

    XD

    "jesse going: yeah, fuck that shit."

  • what he is saying in the end??

    4:15

  • he said:

    "ya'll didn't know I was a ventriliquist too"

    if u dunno what a ventriliquist is then its a person who uses a puppet and makes it look like its talking but its actually the person talking "through his stomach".

  • i like the white voice he puts on. thats funny

  • does anybody know what was said in the crowd? ive been trying to find out for ages...=[

  • Woman: "Do Mr. Rob"

    Guy: "Shut up, bitch!"

    Mr. Rob is a bit Eddie used to do and she kept asking for it in the show. Some guy timed it perfectly and told her to shut up the next time she did it and it was hilarious.

  • ok thanks man =]

  • I am SO glad you posted this! I've been wondering for YEARS what it was that the guy said to make Eddie lose it like that! I couldn't figure out what the woman said, but I was sure the guy said "... and shit", just to mimic how often Eddie said "and shit". :)

  • @cspteja She only said it once.

  • @cspteja I've been wondering what that lady was saying since a was a kid

  • Do mr.something! SHUT UP BITCH!

  • "Do, Mr Rob"

    "Shut up bitch". "Mr. Rob" was one of his act.

  • @malelion I'm glad you knew, I thought she said "Go back to Prague." It didn't make much sense but that's how it sounded to me.

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  • i think "you fix your mouth" and "SHUT UP BITCH"

  • 3:40? what did they say i have no idea!

  • I know the guy said sumthin about a bitch idk

  • omg thats horrible at 1st i didint hear them but then now looking at the comments wow thats fucking hilrious thats proves anything can happen at a comedy show.

  • fucking awesome!!!

  • LOL! Ok, that guy was a little too harsh when she said "take it off"... he didn't need to come back with "shut up bitch"

  • she said " do mr rob" which was an impression i think which eddie did around that time not "take it off"

  • τι θεος.... ημιθεος και βαλε!

  • @mastorakakis πού το βρήκες ρε άλανε;;

  • Ειναι θεος

  • nai re file gamato just fucking funny

  • you guys are idiots. yes we all heard him say shut up bitch... i swear youtube has some of the dumbest mother fuckers.... where do you guys come from. i mean normally i don't care what you guys post on videos, but god damn you people are just fucking retarded. my guess is you're from mississippi, or maybe alabama.

  • lmao i heard it too hahahaha wtf!!

  • 3:41 it sounds like the guy said shut uo bitch lmaooooooo

  • this is some goos shit!!

  • "Do Mr. Rob!" "SHUT UP, BITCH!" LMFAO

  • i was alwyas tryna kno wat they sed

  • :L funny when that happends at 3:42

  • why did eddie laugh??

  • LOL JESSE JACKSON DOIN 9000M

  • 3:42 what the hell happned???

  • i'm just as confused as u r

  • I now know what happned. I watched the real movie. there's a woman o screams dude take 'em of. cuz eddies sweating his ass of. then there's an onther dude who's tired of the woman a screams shut up bitch.

  • wtf is all this bullshit

    u said wat happened so any person would assume that logically u were confused

    wat the fuck do u think i am psychic

    i didn't insult u or start any argument u fucking asswhole

    go shit on yur self n fuck yur self up yur ass u stupid ass mutherfucker

  • what's wrong with u. I'm not here to insult u. i wondred what happned so i fixed the movie and found out. then i thought that u might wanna know what happned so I told u. "u fucking asswhole

    go shit on yur self n fuck yur self up yur ass u stupid ass mutherfucker " this is just rude!!

  • haha yeah that one is golden

  • yea blak man cant have a suitcase! lol wow smh

  • Suck my dick masta lmao

  • shut up bitch!!!!

  • I ROTFL at the girl yellin' "Do Mr. Rob", then that guy yelled "Shut up Bitch!". The whole audience LOL in response.

  • thanks i coudnt figure it out!

  • Mr. Rogers.

  • THANKS

  • i think shey yellin 'its cos ur so hot! and the guy yells back 'shut up bitch!!!'

    maybe ;-)

  • NO ITS NOT!

  • at 3:39 whats da girl yelled out? lol

  • suck mah dick, mastah! LMAO

  • Not do a bit from raw.......didn't raw come after this?

  • yeah

  • yes, thats 1987, this is 83

  • What if the guy was Charlie Murphy? LMAO!

  • thats his brother

  • No the girl says "Do Mr.Rob" and the guy said "Shut Up Bitch to that girl"

  • toxic: i think the woman said "you make me proud"

    and the guy "shut up bitch"

  • 0n 3:44 what did they say