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  • look at this uncle tom motherfucker

  • Don't apologize for offending Christians... we have had to live by Christian rule for many, many , many years. Don't believe me? Almost all of our illogical, needless laws are traced to the Christian's whacked beliefs. Try it.

  • I believe in Santa Clause....No Christians dare laugh at me for this.

  • I piss on christian cunts

  • nambour baptist church nambour baptist church nambour baptist church nambour baptist church

  • Ahhhh, Mammon worshipers disguised as Christians.

  • when life (god) gives you lemons, rub em in the fuckers eyes!

  • Preachers are on the same levels as car salesman. They want to sell you something that is a piece of shit...

  • Jesus... Peaceful..?? Rubbish!!!

    Mathew 10:34 "Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to turn

    a man against his father,

    a daughter against her mother,

    a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law a man's enemies will be the members of his own household."

    These are the words of a evil man...

  • Let's be real here. The reason that Christianity is the most popular religion in the world, is that thousands of year ago, Theodosius 1 made Christianity the official religion of Rome. He did this because Christianity was, quite simply, the best means of controlling people. It basically says, "Do what I say, or you will burn in hell forever."

    Also, one of Jesus' laws was that you obey your emperor, even if he contrasts your the Bible ("Give to Caesar what is Caesar's and to God what is God's")

  • @deadshot1995 Romans ADOPTED Christianity b/c after killing Christians for hundreds of years it was evident they couldn't wipe it out. So they adopted it and corrupted it with pagan and other religions to appease everyone in hopes to control the people. This is The Roman Catholic system we know as today. YAHSHUA (Jesus) if you read the new testament was ANTI-Religion. He was For God, Old testament Doctrine, Sinners and the lost sheep. The corrupt writings of Paul is another story in itself.

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  • The "Bullshit" part wasn't bullshit.

  • This is a disgrace to atheist, don't like christians? grow a pair.

    just as a christian telling you to read a bible telling a christian to be something else is the same thing, just let those guys be, be matured not some fcking A-holes that act like your the most superior being of all.

  • Oh my SCIENCE! what dumb christians

  • I jumped in my seat the first time he inserted "BULLSHIT". hahaha. This was great. I think its hilarious that God and the devices that "serve" God ALWAYS need money. God is supposed to be this omnipresent being that controls the creation and existence of everything, but is somehow bad with money. Can't manage his/her own finances...haha.

  • "Jesus the economist" is the best shiter in town. No one can shit you as good about money as your precious jesus ;) Fuck sins, tribulations and shortcomings! It´s all about the allmighty Dollar! All jesus cares for is MONEY! Praise the hairy pussy of jesus,

  • Money is EVERYHWERE!!! Especially in the pockets of the people you preach to.

  • FUCK RELIGION!!!! ALL OF THEM!! GO NON-BELIEVERS! WE RULE!!!

  • haha it really blew up in your face when we discovered dinosaurs didn't it : )

    'I'm sure you said humans were made first',

    'well humans then were around at the same time as the dinosaurs',

    'then how come the dinosaur fossils go back futher than human fossils'

    '...shut up'

  • It is all about money.......there is no god.

  • yup, that's all christians are about, bringing in money, as if it means something. Religion is fake and was designed by man to control society. It benefits only those who belong to the cult. It does nothing to help the world and all people to prosper together. Money and religion need to disappear.

  • sad sad sad, god will forgive u guys if u ask to him to but videos, parents or friends have made u changed your mind, satan isnt good... when u guys are in hell i hope u remember this Youtube comment lol

  • @PappMyster hey man i dont wanna go to heaven and worship some fuckin god who hates me i would rather go to hell

  • @PappMyster

    ...

    BULLSHIT

  • @PappMyster god? LOL no such thing.

  • @laoi WHEN UR IN UR GRAVE IN THAT PITCH DARK U WILL BELIEVE IN GOD WHEN THOSES ANGELS R POUNDING YOU

  • @Kazvball1 will the angels be pounding my ass? mmm...kinky! LOL You are silly. Sad that you believe all this fairy tale crap. I mean really, angels? come on. how old are you?

  • @laoi you will see

  • @Kazvball1 ill se you in hell while im in valhalla laughing while your burned alive.

  • @Sugardaddy501 looooooooooooooooool

  • @PappMyster go ahead, ask " god " to forgive you ( for what, I have no idea ) LOL you silly invisible friend believers make me laugh.

  • LMAO these 2 are just too funny

  • He said "places where people don't have a dime and have to beg", is he talking about my city? I see beggars every day! I've hear religous people say this crap forever. We don't ask people to donate. BULLSHIT. I've been to churches that have KFC buckets in the pews and pass them around until they're full!

  • You're right it is bullshit! I have a friend or former friend that is a evangelist Christian and he is a robotic brainwashed sheep without really realizing it. I'm glad I haven't fell for his ideas and other idiots that fall into that same category. I'm glad I have the POWER to think for myself than to rely on someone else whether its a book, bible, media, etc.

  • hahaha just laugh at them

  • >>"To any christian watching this i do appologise for any offence you may take.

    I am not mocking your religion however these guys to me are talkin such shit just to sell there books, cds, videos and other crap which i cant stand.

    How anyone can believe this rubbish is beyond me."

    Don't ever, ever apologize for calling religious fanatics on their bullshit. No apologies required.

  • kenneth copeland's balls are blessed by the ghost of holy balls in happy heaven!

  • As George Carlin said, "When it comes to bullshit, you have to stand in AWE at religion!"

  • Christianity has been invaded by this garbage which has mostly eminated from the USA...

  • Sick fanatics.

  • Fuck Canada! Wait...what are we talking about again? I'm too fucking high for this.

  • I wish you could pop in for real and say the line. I might actually watch his creepy show. Please buy his books cause God told him to get rich by selling them. That is Gods true plan.

  • i laugh in the face of god

  • @FuckReligiousPeople

    "I laugh in the face of god"

    That will be hard to do when he that does not exist, can not have a face. lol

    But ya, I laugh at the silly concept of this imaginary magic man.

  • @FuckReligiousPeople Your username shows you are no better than he most ignorant of christians out there.

  • @FuckReligiousPeople

    me too brother. what a fuckin farce. hopefully the internet and youtube will help knock these idiots down a few pegs

  • the lord has asked me to have butseks like a lot. rofl.

  • This video was certainly that....

  • I'm theistic, but I believe that this video shows how totally fucked up Christianity is because it basically gives people the idea that God will grant them earthly pleasures ONLY IF they pray to him. Wouldn't a good God still help people, even if they didn't pray for him, and why would a good God reward someone for only believing in him when there are millions of people who need more help than some Christian praying for winning the lottery? Fuck Christianity. I'm glad I'm not one anymore.

  • Who knows these things?

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  • I suppose you're right, but I dislike being in a person's face about religion unless they're catholic/christian and deserve it.

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  • i feel much the same way only the christains i encounter provoke hostility by repeatedly trying to convert me and their scorn at my non-religeousness is starting to cross a line, the line of religeous freedom granted to me by the UN so stop infringing my rights dammit!!

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  • Lol, yeah. I don't brag about being Atheist but if somebody says that I'm going to hell, I'll go apeshit on them.

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  • About...?

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  • Oh, about religion? Of course. Because people look to the Catholic church for guidance not to be brainwashed and threatened that they'll go to hell if they don't believe them.

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  • I hope you know that I'm Atheist.

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  • Pushing ideas like a talking snake, a magic apple, and a Jewish zombie that's his own dad is one thing.

    However, what's wrong with saying, "Love your neighbor as much as yourself", or "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you", or "Be kind to those who hurt you", or "If you don't forgive others, then you won't be forgiven"?

    Do you think following those precepts is a "waste of time", or that it's necessarily exclusive of living life and experiencing it to the fullest?

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  • You raise a good point, but all those sayings serve better as moral guidelines than religious guidelines, which you may or may not have said. I agree with many that the teachings of the Bible on morality and how to treat your fellow man CAN be benifial, even being Agnostic as I am.

  • Hell yeah, you said it.

  • god did so well with the economy...go sit on a knife.

  • What is a purpose of atheism if religion is bullshit?

  • i agreed with you, christians have stolen our lands in asia, china should be buddhist not christian

  • it wouldnt be lands, it would more be culture if anything. (i am a christian) and i agree with this guy, this is just a stingy company using god as a gimick to get business. for people to base there views on religion on scams like this where christianity is just used to make money is unfair. lol love the guitar at 2;35

  • Uh, sorry to tell you but they're still their own religions. Thats the only place the christian church won't tread.

  • no offense but the christan religion is kinda bullshit

  • @shapooty no you're wrong, its complete bullshit.

  • @shapooty Tell that to the thousands of Christians slaughtered the first 300 years of Christianity's existence due to their belief. People just don't die for nothing. Oh yea this was before the Roman's took over the religion and corrupted it to appease everyone and make a one world religion known as the Roman Catholic church today. Oh yea Yahshua, (Jesus) was ANTI-religion if you read the doctrines. He was PRO-GOD, Pro-doctrines of the old testament and for sinners and all people.

  • @shapooty Especially when they think it's ok to kill 64 innocent teenagers.

    Fucking bullshit Christianity

  • hahah yea sure god gives greedy ppl money....yea u guys are fucking dumb as balls covered in sheep shit

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  • I agree with you, FUCK RELIGION!!!

    From a fellow, nontheist brother!

    It's all BULLSHIT people, one, big, fat LIE to brainwash and control the sleeping masses.

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  • @Rudifett very true! the non believers are th future of this world. We will survive because we are not blind, we know what is truth. Those who believewill die wating for their god to save them. It's sad that they waste their lives and will die waiting.

  • @Rudifett you athiest bitch allah will send you to hell!

  • @Sovietunion78,allah is a load of SHIT like the SHIT you dump in the bowl!!

  • @Sovietunion78 Not before Allah sends you to blow yourself up.

  • @Rudifett You're an embarrassment to atheists.

  • If your Christian, you no different from being a slave.

  • right you are. same goes for everyone else who believe in religion.

    religion is form of ruling people.

  • Religious people = sub-human.

  • He sounds like Bill Cosby.

  • It's amazing how god is all knowing and all powerful but just can't handel money and he always needs money!!!

  • God don't need money. Church's do.

  • SHAME on american religious idiocy.

    In many poor areas hard hit by financial crisis and foreclosures in the USA you can find that the best maintained buildings are the churches. Poor uneducated people believe they do something good by donating their limited money to the corruption of religion in the USA.

    A better advice than wasting your time on prayers and your religion:

    1. If you want to improve your life: STUDY

    2. If you want to improve your health: EAT HEALTHY

  • religion is bulshit.

    however there is more than jst materia. we are a part of a much larger community than we like to believe.

    you can contact, connect and conversate with more than just some individuals walking the earth.

    ill edit your comment slightly:

    1. If you want to improve your life: STUDY, be interested and admire everything that surrounds you.

    2. If you want to improve your health: EAT HEALTHY and think healthy, let your mind only have affirmative and crystal clear positive thoughts.

  • OK...I appreciate your improvements. I should also have added get good sleep...I tend to sleep too short time. I just need more than 24 hours per day in my life and tend to sacrifice sleep.

  • You stole that advice from the Bible LMAO!

  • on behalf of these men, i apologize. you are right, it is bullshit. they probably are scam artists. if not, just really ignorant. i just want to ask you not to generalize us off of them.

  • I heard a rumor about some preacher saying he needed 1 million dollars from his follows or he'd die. And it worked ???

  • You heard it from the Richard's book? Its not a rumor.

  • You can tell their is something wrong with these people by just watching the body language. Disturbed individuals???

  • I disagree: these men know EXACTLY what they're doing. They are slithering serpents in the grass. These televangelists are cunning little fucks.

  • Yeah... They know..but only to an extent, really. I mean, most of them really don't even admit it to themselves cause they are too warped, so instead they think that realizing something, is just the devil fucking with them, so they 'doubt god'. Finding more and more excuses for themselves...Then the poor fucks just go to a fucking church and apologize to their imagination for being human. The poor fucks. Poor pathetic fucks.

  • Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.... hehe.

  • Religion is bullshit. And it makes these scam artists a whole shit load of money. You better give money or you will go to hell. Biggest scam ever created. The sad part is some people actually believe this crap.

  • Money is God!!!! Say your prayers to the money 5 times a day. Amen.

  • Well if you can read with some type of understanding, would see that I did not say they were alike, just that the quran accepts most of christian writings. Plus I was just giving a brief history lesson. And to resort to cursing, yes, a 3yr old can do that. If you don't care then why even comment. I'm just trying to spread some light and truth, to get folks thinking... I did my research, I can give you a pointer or two.

  • and he was taught the ancient ways of african religion. Then he returned to mekkah with an army and defeated his fellow men in the name of allah. Which Islam doesn't really project in the quran but Islam accepts most of all writings of the christian bible, which makes it humorous when they argue... Praying five times a day came from africa with africans saying the Negative Confessions 5times a day, which from there only 10 so called commandments where made out in the torah... do the Research

  • All religions, namely christianity, islam, judasism all got their concepts from africa. The concept of one god came from a pharoah in the 18th dynasty. The story of "jesus" if on pryamids 2000 years before the birth of "jesus". The torah had written 4 books, then they had to write genesis because they had no beginning. "jesus" was put in the bible in 323 a.d. when constantine ordered a conference to expand his empire... Mohamet went to ethiopia where he learned to read and write....

  • religion: the worlds most widespread brain disorder

  • @megapimpsword haha

  • Wrong. Christianity does teach modesty. In christianity you have to pray to a 2000 year old dead palestenian Jew and have no self guidance.

  • Psh. Jesus was a fucking man also. Fuck the new testament.

  • lol the black guy's name is leroy

  • Your comment made me laugh my ass off!

  • Dude you're deumb as fuck "NOT ALL MUSLIMS ARE THE SAME" We don't all come from Iraq or Saudi Arabia and suicide is a sin same as in Christianity. Muslims live all over the world. Why are so many Christians converting to Islam, and don't say cause they're stupid. It's because they learned the truth. You're just scared to admit that.

  • Hahaha! This was an awesome video. XD

  • You're dumb as hell, Muhammed wasn't God he was a prophet of God same as Jesus. you need to learn something about Islam beaffore you start saying talking shit. your're just scared to admid that christians are full of shit.

  • I don't mind Muslim suicide bombers when they are blowing up Christians. They should hi-jack a few planes and fly them into a few mega-churches, as long as the planes are full of christians nobody of any importance would care.

  • My shit have has a higher IQ than these two idiots preachers.

    So many christians, too few Lions.

  • Religion is hard core bullshit

  • Two mental midgets conspiring to steal money from other mental midgets. Looked like they wanted to start kissing, by the way

  • Two dumfucks with room temperature IQs. (Celsius Scale)

  • d'yu think the richest people in the worldmade money by praying? nope! that's bcos the important people i.e not religious live in the real world bcos they hav a life + dont spent all day wanking off the bible + sucking a figment of ur imagination's cock

  • I love how this guy expresses the fact that all this stupid christ shit is bullshit.

    BULLLSHIT

    Well-said.

  • This is such fucking bullshit.

  • Hey Christianity sells! If people are stupid like most are in this country let'em fork it over to these sodomites whom in turn use God to make a profit.

  • id like to someday

  • what a idiots

  • Bullshit lol This guy is a retard And I am a christian I do like to belive in God.anyway your right I din't understand what he was really talking about and yeah every one is againts us now lol.this vid is for ateisth

  • Bullshit is an understatement dude! These cretinous assholes make me wanna puke. When ever i hear one of em say 'god told me this' or 'god said to me', im thinkin that these guy are either the barest-faced liars ever or that they have some serious mental disorders.

  • well said madbuzz..these pair of fraudsters are so transparent its laughable...The black fella is just a fucking retard but the white guy , well he's something else..I wouldnt trust that prick with my children never mind my credit card...He looks the type , if you know what i mean.

  • yes all christians are like this. not exactly, but yes.

    fucking dumb people.

    period

  • HAHA i got a great plan im gunna become a christain priest! i mean think about it have the pick of the ladys i preach to get a crap load of cash from morons that cant be taxed wow all i need is omg wait PRASE JESUS FREE WINE!!! i mean wow what woiuld be wrong about teaching a religion based off money? and baseing a country off of that single religion thats now going to shit gee i wounder what happend

  • S this is Uncle Ruckus's new job?

  • old people .... FAIL

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  • Too funny....

  • why do christians talk like they're retarded? (wait... i can answer that)

    they always talk really slow and pretend what theyre saying is important

  • HEY ! Humans try to do something, say that to THIS ASS God

  • kahkahkahkah....what a funny title ever!!!

  • I have been burnt by this type of doctrine and I haven't recovered from it yet.

  • This kind of 'evangelism' - preying on feeble-minded religious people is totally sick. I have no time for theistic dogma, but I feel sorry for the fearful and humble folk who swallow these people's asschunk books.

  • Are you in debt? Buy my book, it's 100% genuine BULLSHIT.

  • These men are obviously not true Christians but snake oil salesmans.

  • kill christians-take their money-redistribute it

  • I understand that you're unhappy with the way that many Christians have done a lot of things. I am too. However, saying "kill christians" is highly innappropriate, offensive, and in very poor taste.

  • Kill what you can destroy,what have you done that will last longer then christianity.

  • holy shit dude thats kinda stupid.

  • benny hinn, and kenith copland should both be taken out into the streets and laughed at

  • What have you done so that alot more people will believe tha you are right,if not you should be on the street and Benny Hinn help you.

  • nothing, just talking to people i know about the topic and u fine people on utube. and by the way i don't think benny hinn personaly helps any people on the steet unless thier walking on Rodeo Drive.

  • ha ha ha ha=people that does not do anything to encourage or help others,have one thing in common,trying to be noticed by putting down those that try to fulfill their destiny.Find something else to do beside this,cause this is way too far from your understanding,(no disrespect).

  • i put down those who deserve to be put down like these two clowns. trust me my man they are robbing and stealing from the very community you claim to love. if i stole money from your mother wouldn't that bother you, or if i did it all nicely would you mind.

  • Well if thats true why dont you report them with evidence you have and put them in trial,cause I believe there are alot of people who would support you if you are right.

  • unfortunalty in this crazy land we live in these criminals of god can't be taken to task for thier crimes. but plenty of people support how i feel about these crooks. u may choose to listen to false teachers and send them your money, but the athiest freethinker community is growing and in my lifetime i think we will see the rapid decline of christianity and islam in america. and thanks god for that.

  • What is true noone can erase or destroy,these teachers have been around 4 along long time and there are more to come,that includes(Mother Tressa)and many others,good luck on your beliefs but if you get tired and lonely try listenning and do what say,cause the foundation of their beliefs is not what you think but what you do.

  • LEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JEEEENKINS

  • Know it all bull shit artist's in their prime!

    I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE minds like this.

    But, am patient with their mental retardation.

  • HAHAHAHA What a Nigger !!!

  • Hey niggseg.. I CHALLENGE you to say that in prison! ..ffn PUSSY!

    ..To you all who may think I am just as low as this douche. I like ALL RACES for the record. ..and find someone to be delicious at that!

  • WTF are they talking about? I don't understand. O_o

  • ha ha ha bullshit lol

  • Praise Je-eezusss! Send me your money! I need your money for the Lord!

  • chritians = retarded monkeys, the bible = toilet paper