The Dandy Warhols - I Am A Scientist

[spurakos000]

I love Physics so much <3 <3 <3

[aaronire]

I used to be a scientist, then I took an arrow to the knee.....

[RuthlessDutchman]

@aaronire Next person to make that joke takes an arrow to their face

[0000Kt0000]

This song describes my cousins', uncles' and my life a.

[DrFeelGood6667]

It would have been cute if Bill Nye the Science Guy made an appearance...

[emailtheoldies]

step one to a new world. stop believing in religion. all religions. science is real. it proves facts. religion is just stories and traditions. it's pointless.

[CONNER3497]

@emailtheoldies god is also bullshit the onlything what happens when you die is like sleeping and never waking up no thoughts,no memory,you dont even know its happened its a fucked up world

[renokunz]

Those assholes should be arrested for have named this shit with the same name that the brilliant Guided By Voices song.

[ipeterG123]

@renokunz Lets translate your insightful remark into a blunt statement "stop liking what i dont like!!!!!!!"

hmm, your about as intelligent as a 10 year old

[RaxUltimateForge]

I Can Do English Me!

[theeHeisenberg]

dandy warhols claim to have great music history knowledge, but they dont even know they picked the same named song as the most famous song by the greatest band there ever was, is, or will be? that only experts know of or understand?

[SicilianEskimo]

I bet she can do a little science herself, giggidy goo.

[fooberdoobs]

I thought this was gonna be a goddamned Guided By Voices cover....what on Earth is this crap??

[pookyroxon]

@fooberdoobs whats your problem bitch?

[fooberdoobs]

@pookyroxon you are, sugar-tits...

[MyFaceBurns]

@fooberdoobs I've never even heard of Guided By Voices...

[fooberdoobs]

@MyFaceBurns lo-fi, awesome, gritty sounding rawk.....QUALITY!!...

[MrHippymoose]

Fukken Braniac, why you so good?

[watcher18893]

is this keira knightley?

[jobrady100]

The girl looks a lot like the lead singer who is male, think about that before you say she's hot.

[Muraz72]

@jobrady100 Man you made me laugh. But I still feel like shit *EmoCut*

[chaosjosh77]

I love hearing this song. Cuz I am a real Scientist. :) Microbiology/Infectious disease/antibiotic development for the win!

[FlopsyDiggins]

Braniac <3

[indigolicious1]

My 7 year old daughter's song of the moment... she randomly break into song singing this... <3

[lawlietXcake132]

.........what the hell was in that thing she drank from?

[Left4GregProduction]

@lawlietXcake132 PISSY BLUD MATE D:<

[lawlietXcake132]

@Left4GregProduction ........I'm sorry, what?!

[roscowhitey]

uploaded on my birthday HELL YEAH!!!!

[SuiseisekiCarnivean]

0/10 fake and gay

[gso619]

@SuiseisekiCarnivean You fail at trolling, which is a good thing.

[gso619]

The next time I feel like doing somethig stupid which will end with an explosion, I'm listening to this.

[TheRealMtnDewDude]

This should be the intro to Bill Nye The Science Guy :o

[gingahearts12]

Does this song remind anyone else of Cave Johnson from Portal 2?

[Fudoko0114]

@gingahearts12 Yes, Cave Johnson and Caroline are dancing together every time I hear this song.

[TheVideoLurker]

@gingahearts12 Cave Johnson on this video: "Sorry fellas, she's married- to SCIENCE!"

[Drawnwarrior11]

@TheVideoLurker XD my thoughts exactly

[Adamdre]

"I can do science, me!" :D

[IvkoPivko87]

What the hell hapenned to Dandy Warhols ?? What is this piece of crap? This was real music - youtube.com/watch?v=U0B9myYLyS­c ... ooh shit :((

[gso619]

@IvkoPivko87 actually, it's still better than 98% of the crap thats come out during the last couple of years. That's sciantifically proven

[jackiejane0]

this is different for them...mint!! Woooh! Yeah 

[BartholomewCounty]

She makes the 'O' face,...hahaha

[miidoingstuff]

Reminds me of Portal.

"Unbelievable. You, [subject name here], must be the pride of [subject hometown here]!"

[DeathShadow2142]

I can do science me

[jhfh3112]

This is the finest celebration of pure nerdiness I've ever heard.

[SpikedYum]

@jhfh3112

Lol I find it funny how people stereotype scientists as nerds. Its not only nerds that are scientists.

[ultimateownage1337]

Am I the only one that actually likes this song for being a GOOD song, not being about Science or being on Braniac or whatever?

[GyroVorbis]

@ultimateownage1337 Yes.

[SpikedYum]

@ultimateownage1337

Well that is the whole point of the song so by saying you dont like it for those reasons is saying you dont actualy like the song you just like its tune. A song is more than just a sound and when you say you dont like the meaning of the song you are saying you dont like the song completely.

[ultimateownage1337]

@SpikedYum I have no idea what the fuck you just said.

The most I got out of it was I think you were trying to tell me that I don't like the song because I don't like how every other post is 'Big Bang Theory!' or 'I can do science me!'. Which is stupid.

[SpikedYum]

@ultimateownage1337

If you couldnt understand that then implying that I am stupid only bring irony to the discussion.

[ultimateownage1337]

@SpikedYum There's a difference between claiming you are stupid, and what you are saying is stupid.

Also, I always laugh when people try to defend their intelligence and yet do not use correct grammar. Even idiots can at least do that.

[SpikedYum]

@ultimateownage1337

Cool. Go to the corner that has the sign saying know one cares about the has an arrow pointing downwards.

[ultimateownage1337]

@SpikedYum Hey, I wasn't the one who started the conversation. Don't care, don't reply. Simple as that.

[SpikedYum]

@ultimateownage1337

But im bored.

[ultimateownage1337]

@SpikedYum Aren't we all?

It's why people use a comments section for videos in the first place.

[SpikedYum]

@ultimateownage1337

True ture. Lol

[RubysBeauty28]

We have to listen to this in Chemistry. What a faaail

[TheMorrisseyMan]

BRAINIAC *five seconds later*

MICROWAVE BLOWS UP

[goldlogs]

Brainiac. :)

[dralberthofmann]

Wankable.

[BreakRightIntoHeaven]

If she actually is a scientist, I don't want to talk to her. Y'all motherfuckers lying and gettin' me pissed.

[iamnotascientisi]

I was expecting the Guided by Voices song covered by these guys. I am somewhat disappointed.

[omerta410]

gordon freeman's song...

[MercyVirus]

@omerta410 Dr. Herbert West's song...

[LadyOpenshaw]

I heard this on Brainiac first

[Heyheyareyouokay]

I think I just had a nerdgasm. I want this song. I want it to be the world's theme song.

[SSBBfan25]

53 people can't do science me.

[Alexcantsee]

Who came here thinking this was a GBV cover?

[teckertime]

@Alexcantsee Me!

[Posternal]

Incredible Song!!!

[UrbanDog251]

I can do Science Me

[lovewayfarer]

hot song :)

[xtdcxdoom7]

genia ton 592 ftw!!!! thumbs up!!!

[zzjack1]

wouldnt mind her being my chemistry teacher..

[seifukusha]

NICK RHODES! sounds like Big Thing era Duran!

[TheDarkelmo96]

Wouldn't mind looking deeper into the interior of her atoms...

[DesertFox87]

@TheDarkelmo96 You know that's a dude, right?

[haributo]

@DesertFox87 oh shit.......are you sure!?

[GreatQueenFan]

Genia twn 592eurw!

[EndCredits01]

Haha found this from the big bang theory :)

[peppecestdouce21]

This song is actually making fun of people who "live on science alone" and scientists… stop being ignorant. Take a philosophy course and learn what Believing and relying in science is doing to us. The Dandy Warhols get it… so can you.

[Xeromyr]

@peppecestdouce21 You are confusing the diligent pursuit of science with political greed and corruption.

If you're so opposed to Science, please log off of the internet, stop driving your car, stop eating your food, stop taking your medicine, and well, stop educating yourself, in general.

[bobknowsall]

@peppecestdouce21 Uh-huh... Because taking a philosophy course makes you anything more than an opinionated wanker with a degree. I'll believe it when I see it.

[TheNitramneb]

@bobknowsall That Sir was brilliant :) kudos

[grumpiergrim]

I actually am a scientist. Sort of.

[christopherjames22]

wish all scientist look like her

[HEADFIRSTmurderHALOS]

Science is Sexy

[TheMetalGearSolid3]

The big bang theory.

[Play3r0ne]

51 people aren't scientists.

[jamcat321]

i am a scientist.

[joshuamyler]

i-i am a scientist

[stalk8r]

Is it just me, or is the girl like... really, really hot?

[oliviacowelll]

@stalk8r its just you.

[brownboom]

@stalk8r no she's just a scientist

[SpikedYum]

@stalk8r

Its just you.

[amazeroth]

@stalk8r It is just you.

[iyuppie]

@stalk8r its just u...and 26 other ppl;p

[bud4man20]

@stalk8r Not anymore.. >_>

[Left4GregProduction]

@stalk8r Welp...I got a boner off her so no your not the only one

[lewischappell]

@stalk8r

It's you.

[meisterkorbat]

@stalk8r its just you!

[meisterkorbat]

@stalk8r And her voice is way to deep for a girl!!

[sloooshable]

this video & song in combination is eerily similar to the hamster dance.

[ProudToBeNerdy]

Heard this on the Big Bang Theory trailer. What an epic tune.

[12308madman]

one of my fave songs of all time, remind me of braniac::P

[mahmood667]

Damn, She's Fineee

[AndyFtw17]

The Big Bang Theory ;D

[sirwinsalot]

@AndyFtw17 is just epic

[Shrewmy]

@AndyFtw17

Is a shitty sitcom for people to laugh at and think they're so geeky lol xD

[darthsugi89]

@Shrewmy The Big Bang Theory shitty? You have not experienced funny until you watch that show. And do you have something against geeks? Punk.

[Haza9hill]

Get an A* in a science test, get home, put this on full volume. I am a scientist.

[sirwinsalot]

@Haza9hill now ur a cool kid :D

[HardcoreSuperstar464]

51 people arent sciencests

[stevenjinwessy]

this song is unreal but it is somehow ruined by brainiac

[leemotv]

@stevenjinwessy Would you know about this song if it wasn't for Braniac?

[stevenjinwessy]

@leemotv yes, i found out about this song when i got 'Welcome to the Monkey House' (a great album by the way)

[jaakeey]

Back the fuck up.

I'm doing science.

[mikofthewat]

She got a purty mouth

[ParodyPair]

Who is she... She's sexy as hell.

[risingstarc1]

i do wanna live on science alone

[christopherjames22]

haha this song and video almost seem right out of the 80's sort of Duran Duran-ish, like techno, meets rock, meets LSD... i like it. then again i pretty much like everything this band does

[clickswitchh]

This song pisses me off

[jamespatrick15]

@clickswitchh why watch it then

[risingstarc1]

@clickswitchh your a faggot who dont love science then

[LittleMissSpazz]

46 people are living on more than just science alone.

[Demonkitsun]

Epic

[jampt1989]

Fucken awesome song and a fucken awesome band

[barbrastreyesand]

what a gay ass band. I like steve r moore

[cody4556743]

faggin

[thunderJacob1995]

look around you.

look around you

look around you!

[Tenoke]

Whos the girl in the clip?

[HazzaG212]

@Tenoke A scientist, I assume.

[luckey385]

@Tenoke Krystal S from Portland Oregon. I went to high school with her.. WIERD

[rockmumof4]

i read on the net that this song has a sample of david bowies song

'fashion" but i cant hear it???? does it, ? i love bowie and warhols, both rock xo

[OnderRoseExperience]

@rockmumof4 oh, it's right at the end, like two tiny beats of that synth sound "woop, woop" from the beginning of 'fashion'

[rockmumof4]

@OnderRoseExperience oh thanks, ill check it out, thanks 4 lettiing me know :)

[TheThrobbingParson]

thought this was a gbv cover :(

[jmerrington]

this song sounds SO much better on brainiac (lol)

[jmerrington]

THE BRAINIAC SONG :)

[Didya51]

Guided By Voices' I Am A Scientist is far superior to this filth

[kevsickboy]

@Didya51 filth! lol a bit extreme! so,you dont like it? fair enough. :P

[Machineghosts]

You just know that a school teacher and/or uni Professor has played this in is convertible on is way to work LOL!

[A5HLEYHALLOW51]

Bring back Brainiac with Jimmy Carr as the presenter along with

John Tickle , Charlotte Hudson ,

Proffessor Miang Lee , Proffessor John Paul Kilcoyne and Sciences biggest loser D.R Bunhead.

[el6caballo6oscuro6]

reminds me of johnny in the basement, mixin' up the medicine ;)

[blackcat89]

the one is a ass

[BabylonAGoGo]

Ya but this a shit song. Guide By Voices wrote a better song.  This is watered down funk piss--not their finest hour.

[ShaggyLunchCake]

Sick. Love it.

[bassome3000]

HAHA yeah GEEKs rocks xD LOL hahhaay xD

[FerHivore]

Love the song, hate the video.

[JuNkCriSiS]

@FerHivore I agree..the video is really bad. good song though..

[rocksoliddude1]

im a social scientist

[muhammedali1234]

Brainiac!!!!!!!!!!!!! good music but terrible video

[rystrttn1]

Lets Burn It DOWN!

[honeytink1]

geeks rock yeah :)

[ZekeBriarcliff]

Weird. A flame war over a synth-pop song? What-TF-ever. I thought I'd found a cover of the Guided by Voices song. This is waaay different, but pretty cool.

[BigMac7780]

Wooyeah. "Analysis and freaky sensitivity..."

[MechWizzard]

Science!!!!

[A5HL3YH4LL0W51]

I can do science Me.

[dylanemango]

Found this out through Brainiac: Science abuse

Sky THREE 18:05-19:00 weeknights :)

[Crazydude3215]

Everyone is entitled to their opnion, guy wants to say the song sucks, let him say the song sucks. Guy wants to say best song he's ever heard, let him say it. Just because a majority of people love this song, it doesn't mean everyone else does. I DO like the song, but a flame war was not needed over music. Get on with your lives people. Move on.

[TheBonJovi100]

Captin suck, your overeacting abit, and tropic thunder, ur makin a bit of a bell of urself

[TheBonJovi100]

Can't find the favaroit button anymore :@

[CaptainSuck]

Wow, this song is putrid garbage; similarly, the video is embarrassing and dull. "HURRR WHY WULD U BOTHER POISTING ON SOMETHIN U DONT LIEK?" Response: I though this would be a Guided By Voices cover

[GrammyDude22]

lol

Get off kid. Even if you don't like it you don't need to comment. Go back to your worthless life. lol.

[CaptainSuck]

@GrammyDude22

Nor did you really need to enable such behavior by eliciting a negative/deragatory response, huh? Of course, I had no reason to fortify your insult, either. OH SHI-

[tropicthunder1212]

CaptinSuck you are a such a cunt, using longer words that are really not necesary to make you seem clever, even using 2 words "negetive/deragatory" firstly the word you are after is derogatory not "deragatory" secondly is the / and two words in the place of one realy needed??

you are a BELLEND!

[CaptainSuck]

"HA HA HA... dumbass misspelled derogatory!"

Powerful retort, there. Can I point out how you misspelled "necessary" and "negative", or would that be too smarmy of me?

Either way, you're arguing that I shouldn't state my opinion because it might inflict half-heads like you with the butthurt. "Waaah, he dissed a song I like! I'm too insecure not to wing insults at anyone who's indirectly insulting me with their clashing assessments of a stupid Dandy Warhols' song!"

Oh, do I have fun here.

[tropicthunder1212]

just hve one question when you talk to people do you say slash where you would write one- for example if you said this instead of wrote it would you say:

"Nor did you really need to enable such behavior by eliciting a negative slash deragatory response" or would you just say the two words together fast?? just wondering because this slash thing is new to me because im not a complete neek like youself.

[CaptainSuck]

@tropicthunder1212

I'd probably substitute "/" with "or". I don't disagree that it was a lame choice of words, though. I could've probably gotten away with derogatory alone. I guess it's a good thing I did though, or you'd have no ammo and I'd feel like a bully.

[tropicthunder1212]

yea i bet you do have fun here because you seem to always be on it mabe you should think about sorting your life out and you can have fun when you are doing other things other then youtubing!

[CaptainSuck]

@tropicthunder1212

Huh? "Always on it"? Not hardly.

[BlackLotusStygian]

Excellent Vid

[sammarcoj]

brainiac

[joeyjordisonsteve]

someone should tab this, cause i cant find one anywhere

[WiiGeee]

also yeah NOT a Guided by Voices cover, infact i believe the jacket gives Bowie cowriting credit for this number.

[WiiGeee]

Its funny when people say the video is weak. Does that really matter? good music doesnt need videos, notice how shitty artists spend a lot on videos? its cause they need to make up for their lack of talent. Good artists dont need videos in my opinion, its all part of the commercialization of music.